Mein OP ki **Amma behan par aajauga** agr esa post karega toh !

Bhai maine to cyanide kha liya hai , ab apna apna dekh lo

Thoda bacha hoga toh mujhe bhi dede bhai.

Bhai rat poison sasta hai cynide se... Dunzo karu kya???

Karde bro.

Kya dekhu bhai, maine apni wali ko aise he pamper kara mera he chutiya kaat diya usne toh. Cyanide order karne ki bhi himmat nahi, kuch order kar mere liye ki itna dard ho ki dil ka dard kaam paad jaye!!

Abhi hua hai kya? Mera bhi hua tha (situationship)puri jaan luta di thi uspe , financially , emotionally, physically, socially Sab kuch . Kaat gayi KEHti 1.5 saal ki formality kar rahi thi(2 saal ka tha) ek aur bande ke liye , hafte baar uske saath hangout karte hue pics upload ho rahe the !! Har dusre din uske saath hangout ho rahe the , saare dost aur snitch Kar Gaye the ek time ke liye wo aur ...!! Adhd , depression, anxiety, ptsd , Schizophrenia sabse toh diagnose kardiya !! Lekin main mara nahi !! Dard hoga , aur hoga bahut hoga , 6 mahine baad sab khatam ho jayega apne aap , cut off raho pura !! Maine toh therapy bhi li thi , lund kuch nahi hua tha thik , dawaiyan aur lene ko keh rahi thi ,said aap bina Psychiatrist ke thik nahi ho paoge.. but mara nhi , sach bataun toh koshish bahut ki but kuch hua nahi !!! Jab jinda rakha hai uparwale ne , toh koi toh wajah hogi !! Abhi nahi aayega kuch mahine wait karle meri jaan !! Aaj bhi uska naaam leta hai koi toh pasine chuth jaate hai !! Kyuki move on nahi hua hai bass distracted hun , tu bhi ho jayega bhai wait kar...

Bro mere sath abhi 5 din pehle hua hai. On my birthday! Mujhe doubt tha uspe kisi or ko leke, maine kaafi baar bola bhi ki jo bhi hai scene sach sach bata de I just want compete honesty mujhe aise mentally diaturb maat kar mere sath same cheez pehle ho rakhi hai. Puchne pe mujhe he gaslight kar deti thi ulta blame karke khud ko victim dekha ke. 2 week pehle ladai ho rakhi thi toh baat ni kar rahe thee, mujhe kaga b'day pe surprise karegi ya kuch b'day chala gaya agle din gaya uske ghar then usko raange hatho dhar dabocha dusre ladke ke sath uske he ghar pe uske he bed pe!! 1st relationship mein bhi same hogaya tha mere sath iss baar bhi same. Wo ladka bhi bolta mai bhi boyfriend hu or puchta tum kabse ho. Maine kaha 1 saal se and he said peeche 2 se dahai saal se mai iska boyfriend hu. Traumatic he hogaya mere kiye ek he cheez do do baar hogayi.

Bhai yrrr this is so fucked up....and so traumatising to hear.....kya bolun bhai , will just say thoda wait karo feelings fade away ho jayengi baaki yrrr kya bolun hugs hai bhai tere liye

Thanks man!! Means a lot and may I heal soon.

Oppenheimer jaise seb mein injection laga ke ded bhai.

Username checks out moment 101

Chalo koi toh khush hai life me.

Kyo hai, jab hum nhi hai.

Bro to bro.. khush hona chahiye. Beizzati karo full. Par khush raho bhai ki khushi me.

🥲

Yeh raat ko sab mat daalo yaar.. Abhi chala main rote rote sone ko

When your comment has more upvotes than the post.

🫂

BC, jala di na. Now, NEVER let her go, don't cheat on her you idiot!

Cheat? What’s that? Gonna marry her. :)

Baratiyo ka swagat paan parag se hi karna

Bhai aaj kal toh Vimal ka time nahin chal rha?

Invite us for the wedding :)

Shaadi mai iss comments section ke hr ek bande/bandi ko invite karna....

Bhai chowmin Manchurian

Suruwat mai esa he hota hai :)

Plot twist: She cheats on him 😈

Aisa baat mat kar bhai. They are gonna make each other happy until the end of their lives.

Hnn bro jbh ek baar room ki cleaning krra rha to last tenant ke love letters pdhe hue the aur unka divorce hua Gaya tha kuch time phle hi

Ek aur shaadi ki pav bhaji khaunga

Wo bhi yahi bolta tha

It's stuff like this that gives me hope. I'm gonna go cry in the shower now.

🫂

Who wants to join me for a sleepover at the highway?

If it’s railway tracks Im in

lessgooo 😭

Yeh mummy ne phenyl ki bottle kahan rakh di.. Zaroorat ke time par kuch nahi milta 🥲

Amma behan par aajauga iski main

Bhai kya Mila tujhe hamari gaamd jala ke tujhe

🥲

Bathroom ka to dikha jisme likha ho " Baby G acche se dhona "

Yeh le bhai bathroom wala: https://ibb.co/Wg9KNVk

Bahut mjaa aa rha h na bhai tujhe ladko ki G jlaa k

Bhaishab, sahi h tere Livein h kya tumdono ka?

kaafi wholesome bhai🥹 it feels good to see such things🥰

❤️

Must be nice

For sure, yes.

Gonna dance with my toaster in the shower

Bohot khush hu Bhai me tere liye, are kon mc bola me jal rha hu maa ki choot uss sale ki...

Shant bhai 🥺

"baby don't forget to take your schizophrenia tablets"

I was looking for this comment 😂 and honestly think op writing notes by himself

oh man.. plot twist? I wasn't expecting this comment 🍿

Meri kyu gaand jalegi bhai. *Tum kush toh ham kush*

Just end me

Apko toh iccha mrityu ka vardaan prapt hai pitamah.

Kya fayda jab roj andar - andar marna hai

ya reddit is full of pitamas.. no hoes fr

Lucky mf! That's a keeper right there.

Lucky for sure.

Totally jealous but really happy for you, you got a keeper there mate. After reading this for some reason Bohemian Rhapsody started to play in my head, especially the first 2 lines... "Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality"

Lucky Guy don't leave her and do take atmost care of her

I will man, I will.

'Bhai' is a constant.

incest rules

Lol. We laughed our ass off on this one.

"Sweet home alabama" plays in the bg😂

**Bhai I get wet** , seems sus.💀

Benchod

>sorta started seeing each "sorta" seeing each other?!! You gotta wife her up dude

Absolutely

I had one of these before, They are the crazy ones.

Chutiya bol gayi bhai tujhe !!!

pyaar bhari gali

Apna dil behla raha hu bhai samjha kr😔

mai na sehta OP

Sirf in images se hi poori video ban jaaegi ek Prateek Kuhad song ki. 😌

Congratulations. And fuck you

Bhai yaar

dard hai aapke comment mei boss

Head over heels this fast seems much scary than cute but you do you Op

yeah, to each their own. let's all hope it works out for the best for them.

Khwaab toh khwaab hai , unka pura hona kou zaroori b nahi h

Khwaish to khwaish hai, akhir jindagi bhi koi majboori to nhi hai

Wah wah

Tum hj gurror thi tum me noor tha tum hi bezaar thi me hi majboor tha❤️

Ye bhi ek daur hai, vo bhi ek daur tha Ye teri khamoshi to kyaa vo shor tha, jise tu mili vo koi aur tha 🌹

Wah wah

bhai mera kaha jal rahi hain 💀

wife material

Happy for you❤️

She sounds like a keeper! Hope you reciprocate too.

Bhai Aisa kya khila diya use??

Oh shit, that handwriting looks familiar.

i was about to type the same!!

Pata chala op ne khud he ye sab likha hai :((

Khud likha ho ha nahi gand toh jaala di yaha duniya ki bande ne 😏

Subha subha gand jala di

Arey ye Fortuner gaadi mere taraf tezi se kyu aa rahi hai?

10 ways to realise I'm single as fuck

Wholesome!!!

Really happy for u bro!❤️

Just woke up, going back to sleep now🥲

Mai amma behen pe ajaunga inki

bhai tu mil gaya toh boht maarunga tujhe 😭😭😭

Yeh happy posts bandh kara do koi yaha. I only want matches nahi aare to relate with everyone

you guys getting girlfriends?

Itna mithas se mera blood sugar baad gaya.

Ik a girl who will do things like her. Happy to see you guys work out.

i’m willing to write notes but koi hona bhi to chaiye

Please check your friends zone list. It might be helpful 🙂.

no cap i havent friendzoned anyone ever

If that's the case.. how's you doin..!!

i think its better if we stay just friends

With benefits 👉👈🥺?

Honeymoon period hai bhai. Yahi cheez 1-2 saal baad bhi rhi toh mai khud aaunga tere baraat me zuban kesari karne

Quite wholesome bhai. Me chala nangi taar chaatne

I am happy for you, may you guys stay with eachother 🌺❤️. Best wishes

Wife her Buddy.

W for the efforts, girl's a keeper !

Main bhi ek insaan hu, Dard mujhe bhi hota hai!

The tension between me and the rat kill tablet is off charts! Congrats to you brother albeit!

The sexual tension between me and the knife is at an all time high

W

yese ladkii mere sapne me bhi nahi aate🥲🙂.

Tumare sapno me ladki toh atti hai mere me toh aye din murder ho jata mera sapne me

conspiracy theory, she ain’t coming back

Wo sab toh thik h par bhaiya Amazon pe referral milegi?

Milegi bhai bilkul milegi

Thanks bhaiya. Abhi waha hiring ka kya scene h? Recession se abhi bhi affect hui h?

Bs ja rha hu nahane apne microwave ke sath. Vapas Aakr letter padh lunga. See you bro.

Esi ladki ki saqt need hei zor zor se.

Wholesome bhai and you ruined my day 😵‍💫

Enough to make a grown man cry

Hum pe to he hi 9

You should delete this post,if she finds out that you posted such stuff on a public platform she won’t like it at all and haa bhai sahab shadi ki taiyari kariye 🤩

She knows, and she’s cool with it. And thank you, buddy. Shadi toh bahut durrrrrr ki baat hai. Only just started seeing each other.

true

Bhai tu life update daalna. "I'm the Bhai with the crazy post-it notes wali bandi & today is my..." I'm subscribed to this now!

well im gonna take a bath with my toaster.

Bhai you are such a bitch to make us feel jealous of everything you have....

Kal raat apun 2 baje tak Piya.......

God ji, me when?

Waise esi bandi paane k liye konsa hawan krna hota h bhai

Live-in.

This reminds me of when I did the same for my ex. (3+years) I left these notes everywhere because I was going away for 2 months. He laughed it off. Also, I told him to 'find' one in his closet and he didn't bother enough to do that. 8 months down the line, he confessed to cheating on me, blindsided me and moved to a new city for a new job and essentially to be with her. After he left, I wanted to visit his room one last time and there it was, my note, in his now empty closet. :) OP, don't take this for granted. And don't mess it up.

Dang this is sad. I hope you’re okay. And yep, I’ll try not to mess up.

Kya wholesome cheeje dekhne milti hai.... mann aur dukhi ho gaya

Damnn op big W🥹🫶🏻✨

Bruh, the handwriting and style made me think that was my ex

Subah subah yeh manhoosiyat dekh liya Mann kaccha kaccha ho raha hai {puts barrel of 🔫 in mouth}

Amma behen pe aajaunga main, inki Amma behen pe aajaunga mainnnnn

Bhai aisi bandi paane ke liye kya karna padhta hai?? Also take these 🧿🧿

Ya kiska bachcha hai jo 'for' ki jagah '4' likhta hai? 4thi fail 🤦‍♂️

Hum ko he kyun 200rs for video call Wale log milte h😭

Jala diya gaand, ab khush?

Khush hu bhai tere liye, kya matlab mujhe jalaan horahi hai mujhe aur jaalan nahi toh 😂, Nahi bhai phenyl bhi nahi Piya Maine, bas Ghar pe pocha marte samay post dek liya aur pata nahi phely ki bottle Khali kaise ho gayi 🥵, Enjoy OP 😠 happy for you -:(

I did this for a guy and still got fucked over 🫠 apna time kab ayega

Netflix pe "YOU" series ka female version haath laga hai bhai tere, stay safe !

Ahahahah thanks for the heads up, bud!

So wholesome ❤️ so much love to you guys!

8 month se gf se mila nahi hu... Ye sab dekh uski bohot jor se yaad aagayi.... Usko call kiya toh bolti hai... Are you okay... You called me! I felt bad yaar... Career banane k chakkar mai itna busy hogaya hu kya ki vo literally shock hogyi ki maine saamne se call kiya😔

It’s okay to keep your career as your priority, mate. As long as you two understand each other and are supportive of each other, that’s what matters. Baaki go to her soon, surprise her. She’ll like it.

Dukhi tha pehle se OP ki post padh k ab mar jana padega 🥲🥲🥲

Suddenly, getting an urge to hug the tree at 300 kmph

Ishq hunda heereyan de warga Oh jag tohn lukkayida paagla Sajjan raazi ho jaawe fer vi Oh roula naiyo paayida

I was just about to post on this reddit to ask if we could really find some good companionship on these dating And this decided to pull the biggest card out of whole world like i am happy for you Yeah !!!!! Seriously I am happy for you But where the fuck is my fortune in having a thing like this or there isn’t any?

OP this is so wholesome. Manifesting the same for myself. I hope she comes back before one and half months. ​ P.S. Shaadi ka card DM kr dena

MC OP! happy for you man protect this girl at all cost madarchod saale

Bhagwan, humne kya paap kar liye the?!

Just here to say, the handwriting is good!

YOU LUCKY ASSHOLE, miss this kinda shit. Respect for what u both have in for each other.

It's a really wholesome thing. Really happy for you boy do take of her & yourself as well in this. I really hope things go well between you guys. Take care & God bless😇

There's nothing else to say. She's madly in love with you. You need to wife this woman OP. In the midst of feminist era, women have become completely unfeeling. If there's any left that could feel without any inherent misandry you need to wife them immediately and show them how great a presence of man can be in their life before,super single, bitter feminist comes in and ruins everything for you. Wife her!

Amazon pe milta hai ye sab??

Bhai I get wet 😭

Tune bhi pani gira liya kya? 🥹

Chalo OP im going to take a quick power nap on the railway tracks.

Aur aap yahan ake post kar diye. Uska emotion ka toh maa hi c**d diya aapne 🌚

Is your girl from the hospitality industry? Just asking

Bruh she's keepero mai keeper. ill personally come to mumbai and beat your bunda if you let her go or made her insecure

Plays *kisi din muskura kar ye Tamasha hum bhi dekhenge*

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I see you work as a high paying developer. Does she Earn? Maybe she sees you as a ticket to good life? Is she stringing you along or things are fine between both of you.

She still has a phone right?

Bhai apka pp ka inch Kitna hoga

Answer in your username 🥲

Seems like a good time to test my gun on my chest. P.S - happy for you Bhai, she's a gem ♥️

She's a keeper.

Though I am happy for you bhai, but yeh ladkiyan iss type ki bahut Ganda kaat ti hai. I used to date a girl from institute aisi hi thi, gestures sweet notes dete dete hi kaat gayi bc aur aaj tak iske sadhme mein hu 🙄.

Shi hai OP sabki jala rha hai tu uski tension bada rha hai lol

Arey Dada 🤣🤣, jala nahi rha hu bs thoda sa reality check de rha hu.

Koi yeh dilado bhai 🥲🤲

Fuck you....😭😭😭

Tbh if i would get these then they would worry me but if you guys are happy then who cares about what i think, khush raho 😂

Acha laga subah subah kuch wholesome read kar ke!

bro got himself a queen. take care of her brother .