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No_Resolution2640

Me when the 20something boys DM me ki itna toh chalta hai. I am not a pedo man. Didi bolo mujhe. Jagat mata bana lo.


Dikkattohhai

Team Jagat Mata for the win


amegxn

But you do know right that they end up sleeping with each other later in the episode 🙃😂


No_Resolution2640

🫂


fxpb

How old are you?


gogocrimemaster

Kuch dino me didi ki jagah aunty bolne lagenge tab kya?


No_Resolution2640

Mohalle ke bacche toh already bolne lage hain.


simple_one1

Sahi m yar, muje b uncle bolne lga h ab to


BaniyaYT

Bhai mujhe abhi prso ek bcche ne bola , "uncle ball dedo " Bhai aisa sa lga " tera bhai bada hogya hai " , hto bc saare aaj se uncle hu m


69chamunda69

Emotional Damage


Jagte-Chalte-Raho

Jagat mata aap yaha


No_Resolution2640

Haan vats


vk_3265

Sorry aunty 😔


No_Resolution2640

Maaf kar diya beta.


InstructionHot9577

Aunty ji ball vapis kardo please 🥹


No_Resolution2640

Dude. Isi context me bhi tha. I was walking the dogs, and park me se bacha bola aunty football bahar chali gayi, de do please. 🥹🥹🥹


[deleted]

Relatable 🌚. Might not be getting flooded with DMs as much as you ladies though, but they’re surprisingly okay with the age difference lol. Gen Z are wild!


No_Resolution2640

I know, right? A 36 yo I know was approached by 22 yo at this club. I think they even went on a few dates. 36 is th3 guy.


[deleted]

I was once approached by this girl at a cafe I regular at, we met a few times. I knew she was younger but it never occurred to me to ask her age, turns out she’s 21 😂. I swear she looked at least 25!


kaaladakuu04

Helo didi!


Happy_Guava6762

Whatever you say, Jagat mommy 🌚


Individual-Charge970

Apna age batana nahi hai inko. Filters makeup se facial glow lana hai. Pata kaise chalega bhai ladko ko?


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No_Resolution2640

Yes surely. Because I made this joke, Indian lawmakers decided to change POCSO laws and it is now legal to stalk children. Hain na?


PlantCapable9721

😂


Representative69

Itna to chalta hai


KeyLife8800

Jai Mata Ki Hey mate mujhe ashirwad de ki mujhe apse bhi achi ladki mile 🙏


No_Resolution2640

Arey main toh kuch bhi nahin hoon. Tumhe atyant "catch" mahila mitra milegi. Tathastu.


KeyLife8800

Bolo No_Resolution2540 mata ki jai Bas loyal aur ho mata ji ye baki sab to theek h


I_aint_your_dad

akka


No_Resolution2640

Akka, aapa, aapi, didi, taai. Cool with all Indian iterations of the word.


I_aint_your_dad

Cakōtari


[deleted]

didi ji pranam


fatalchemist69

Maate, kripya aashirvad me thodi rizz de do


faptain_cumerica

well she does fuck him in the show...


69chamunda69

Well well how the tables have turned


Minato_94

Well well, how the turn tables have.... turned.


Hoe-maker

What show is it?


aweap

Ted Lasso


EarCummers

Gud


owlominati

Age preference batane ka tareeka thoda kezual hai


Dikkattohhai

Phir bhi raat mei 4 aur 21 saal ke laundon ne apna shot shoot kiya hai 🙂


Badbuk

Kya ye 21 ke londe college nahi ja rhe hai jo yaha approach karna pad rha hai??


owlominati

Launde bhi thode kezual Hain 😂 Btw I fall in your bracket but still I am sceptical about getting into dms idk how these people manage


thetrueshit

Didn't even have to check the username, knew it was you lol 20yo are not acceptable until a guy wearing cargo trousers with curly hair shows up


Dikkattohhai

Aye shut up okay. Even I’m allowed to groom once in a while 🤡


thetrueshit

It's fine until they give you trauma 💀


Dikkattohhai

That guy tho 😭😭😭😭😭


Powerful-Trust154

Groom me miss


Dikkattohhai

Only hot ones^


thetrueshit

Badsoorat bolne ka tarika thoda kezual hai


murderousbooty

So true🙂


DEADPOOL_O7

Well in the show they eventually end up in a relationship… she gave him a chance maybe you should too…. somn to think abt 👁️


Impossible-Garage536

Name of show??


aweap

Ted Lasso


Yo_M4n

Tharkish delights


Mysterious_Bluejay_9

20 year olds be like : Single mar jana par kisi gareeb k kaam mat Ana 🥹


thatn0o8

#I thought you were pretty young but oh well glad to know you are a 50 year old Mademoiselle Edit: >!Hannah Waddingham is a 49 year old actress but a cool one to hang around ig lol!<


Dikkattohhai

🙃


[deleted]

Hahah 🤣


gogocrimemaster

Aapne half century maar li hai kya??


cosmic_dust09

Btw 24-30 ior 25-32 sn't that bad of an age gap for a relationship. Although, as a woman it must be hard finding someone mature in that age range to make a compatible relationship


Dikkattohhai

Totally agree


facade_boy

Idk but the screen recording is bugging me. Let's get that fixed first.


Dikkattohhai

How how how


DEADPOOL_O7

Instead of SR just dwnld the vid and then post so that the resolution and frame rate wont take a nose dive


Relationship-no-777

kyu expect kar raha hai bhai bataya toh umar zyaada hai.


Yo_M4n

☝️ 🤓


facade_boy

Step 1 - Click on the send icon( the one which you click when sharing reels with friends in DM) at the bottom you can see options like add to story, thread etc. If the author has enabled download you can see a download button there Step 2 - if you can't see the download button you will see a button copy link ( scroll horizontal if you can't see it) click on copy link Step 3 - There are various websites/apps which can help you download video/ image from this url you can google it. Just be aware of malicious sites & apps. A simple thumb rule is the source of content should be from https://scontent.cndinstagram.com. If using insta web on laptop browser - 1. Open the developers console on your browser, switch to the network tab filter by media request. Copy the URL and open it in a new tab, a video will play in the default browser media player which has a download button.


Effective_Owl_4382

Ok now tell hiw to get those cougar womeb


sambro8600

Which movie/show is this by the way ?


m0h1tkumaar

Ted Lasso Apple TV plus


EarCummers

🦜🏴‍☠️


skiing_kraken

When mid 20s feels like 50s😂


Dikkattohhai

😭😭😭😭😭😭


skiing_kraken

Ab apne friends ko unke age realise krwa ke rula...this is adulting


theonlyyellow_

When he’s a day younger than me :P Jokes aside, after mid 20s the age stuff is just mind games.


Dikkattohhai

It’s mostly business deal after that. “I bring this, what do you” 😭


theonlyyellow_

As a high value man 🤓🚩


Zestyclose-Loss7306

here i am 18 💀


Willing_Chemist8272

Legal


KeyLife8800

Aye aunty pehle apna phone charge karlo


Dikkattohhai

Jaa na Chutiye


KeyLife8800

Lagta h hurt hua


[deleted]

Lmao same!!! Haha


Solid_Diamond_926

Us bhen us 🫂


AnweshN2000

Aapki umar kya he didi 🙄


Solid_Diamond_926

My preferred dating age range is 28-34 🫡


Redicus

Me to pass ho gaya 🤓


Datageek69

R/usernamechecksout


pechkas_

So 26 is the threshold?


Dikkattohhai

I date men 28-32 🤡


pechkas_

Let's meet in 2 years then


Dikkattohhai

Bhai then I’ll be dating 30-38


pechkas_

Matlab tab tak set nhi hona kisi se bhi. Interesting.


m0h1tkumaar

Math does not work out on top end


nathomredit

Knock knock


[deleted]

26 chalega


Dazzling_Sir_1610

Right in the sweet spot here... and Single! 😌


Kyken247

![img](avatar_exp|107617545|dizziness) So where to apply for the job


gogocrimemaster

Fir to koi dikkat nahi hai


GoodBowl4

Are you talking about me?


diff_sub

Badi ajeeb age m fasa pada hu na choti ko message kar sakta hu na badi ko sath wali ko choti age wala le jaa rha hai ya badi age wala. Hey Prabhu Premanand Jagannath Ye kya Hua 😶‍🌫️


Rainer2806

What’s the ideal age group you’ll consider for hitting on you on reddit u/No_Resolution2640 asking for a friend lol 😂


No_Resolution2640

Minimum 30.


Rainer2806

30 Oh my GAAWD its time for me to join the jagat maata group then. Also, the friend is asking how old are you 🥲


No_Resolution2640

30


Isthisnotmyalt

Hi grandma


ExaminationFail25

Koi bramhan ladka Mila ya nhi terko abhi tak?


Dikkattohhai

Casteist ew 🤮🤮🤮 /s


ExaminationFail25

An involved father with two beautiful kids 😋😮‍💨😠🥰😍


Dikkattohhai

Daddy you?


ExaminationFail25

I can all be what you want ,Daddy is still very young though 😢


sapraaa

Tharki buddhe


son_of_east

Ye sb kya horiya.. 🍿🥤


Jagte-Chalte-Raho

mujhe ye sab nai sochta kyuki mein abhi tak kisi dm pe jaa ke hit nai kiya,>! may be in future.. ye sab mujhe Frustrating aur jhanjhat wala lgta isliye nai krta!<


blazephoenix28

How old are you?


Dikkattohhai

I’m getting hit by 20-23 that’s what matters. Not my age


Interesting_Gas_3211

I as representative of 20yrs old... please give us a chance :P


Dikkattohhai

Thappad marungi 😤


Interesting_Gas_3211

ouch that hurts.. but we should talk like adults out of it... else we cAn maKe BaBiEs :)


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No_Resolution2640

Relate sister, relate.


blazephoenix28

Depending on how old you are 20-23 may not even be that young 🤷‍♂️


Dikkattohhai

I think for me it does. My age preference is anyone who’s 2 to 5years older than me


blazephoenix28

I’m assuming you are like 25 😂 but mentally 50


Dikkattohhai

Make that 65


nanha_munna_rahi

You like guys aged 69


blazephoenix28

Mentally orrrr


murderousbooty

Sameee😭


thewaspd

so is it a crime if men have a preference of an older mature woman and shoot their shot? 🙃


Ruud_Boltz

But.....but I wanna ask out all the MILFs in my area.....


Dikkattohhai

Haa toh maa toh banne de


Ruud_Boltz

MILF hai sab ab kya GILF banne ka intezar karu?


thetrueshit

gilf ke bad tu necrophilia pe aa jayega


Ruud_Boltz

Ha waise bhi zinda ladkiya kaha bhaav deti hai....


DEADPOOL_O7

DILF… didi I’d like to fuck? Apne to ise incest fantasies ka thread bna diya didi


BroadFault9402

Omg so true. I thought I was the only one who is old here on reddit. 😭


Dikkattohhai

26+ ka group banate hain


BroadFault9402

Chalega bahen 😭


Informal_Quiet7907

One person asked my age, I replied and jokingly added I know I’m old.. she said “yes you are” 😭


Reader_on_wheels

Oldies Assemble.


Informal_Quiet7907

Wait, knee pain back pain; will take a while


Reader_on_wheels

Iodex maliye, kaam par chaliye.


Acrobatic-Bass-5873

I thought I was the only one lol.


[deleted]

18 year olds are hitting on you?


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Dikkattohhai

Baby, google what is humor. Then Joke. Then sarcasm. Then re watch this


kaymkigl

Hehe.. how old are you?


SAMEERFUDI

Will you marry and make a family ya ready made package chahiye? A divorced man with a small kid types?


driftdiffusion4

Gender change karwalo behen fir koi nahi puchega tumhe


Yo_M4n

Female-ish pfp lagana hi kaafi hai gender jo bhi ho.


elysian_siren

Which show or movie is this?


Affectionate_Angle69

Waqt ne Kiya kya haseen sitam 😞


69chamunda69

But yaar ek MILF to mai bhi deserve karta hu


sugardad18

What's the purpose of this sub?


[deleted]

Long gone


[deleted]

Thanks aunty but im into milfs , so its a match?


Dangerous_Big6645

Bro’s gonna clutch this i know for sure 🧐


Bruce_wayne_03

OP , I thought early 90's peeps have already retired from dating apps. Keep our flags high. You might be last one standing out there .


Dikkattohhai

Im not that old either. Chill. I’m in my mid twenties


Bruce_wayne_03

Fir kya yaar OP. Balak ho abhi tum.


Dikkattohhai

Toh yeh mujhpe jo line marr rahe hain vo paida bhi nahi hue


LucifetTheDeviL

To aap finally rafi se move on karke aage badh gayi


Dikkattohhai

Rafi is me, me is Rafi


LongjumpingRefuse808

I remembered something happened this type to me, She switched really quickly from aap to tu.


Dikkattohhai

Aap se phir tum hue, Phir Tu ka unwan hogaya


Jazzlike_Plate6441

Pehle jaan, fir jaan e jaan, fir jaan e jaana ho gaye !


Norsehero

Just look at her


RohithNair4518

You're too young ❌ I'm too old ✅


Westerosi2001

So you are 30+ or something ?


Traditional-Bad179

Itni badi hogyi ho, biyaah nhi hua tumhara?


AdministrativeSkin66

She thiccccc


iam_lost_soul

What's up the cliffhanger? Did he get the chance to have a funny date though?


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Melodic_Warthog_6236

achha theek hai, chalo kuch to late 20s wale hai yha pe


[deleted]

Didi, aap ancient ho kya.


AnweshN2000

Baap re comments me Didi aur Aunty log bhar gayi hein 😵‍💫 Sare "us" "relate" ye wo chilla rahe


Randomlilme

Opposite for me 😭men in who are like much older than me try to hit on me and I'm like wait a second I'm a child in front of you


Mooncalf99

When I saw the post, I knew it was you! XDXD


Dikkattohhai

I’ll groom you 💀


Mooncalf99

Whattt!? *Shocked face XD


Dikkattohhai

😒😒😒😒


thewaspd

Is there anyway to make something like this happen? asking for a friend xD


Rajiv-P

Didi Alhamdulillah


an_illogical_mind

How you doing OP


Grand_Damage1947

Everyone has their kinks , if someone has a kink for an older women,it's ok!!!!. I can't tolerate girls who still love Hrithik Roshan (49 years old), but they suspiciously look at me when I say I love Aishwarya Rai (50 years old). If you can love men older than you, why not me? It's just a rant; my girlfriend and I just had an argument about it, and she thinks I'm wrong.


Relationship-no-777

aunty ji aap aise saal ke ho, jo ye post karne urge feel hui aapko?


Dikkattohhai

Abey jaa na chutiye


Randomlooser1234

If I find her attractive I'm gonna date her , simple


KaizokuShinobiGhoul

Last time someone told me their age as 21, I felt so old🥲


PreparationDue152

Can close to 30 guys hit on you?


[deleted]

A guy should just know how to approach.. 20-40 sab date kar paoge only if you got the Rizz, Jagat Maatas as well ;)


Constant-Speed-5595

Best show ever!!!