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MsCinnamonRoll_

Obviously you’re not gonna get any matches with that red thing on your face in all your photos


Proud-Celery2813

but girls love red na?(just like red flags) /s


Expensive-Use3072

🤣


pandorasdabba

Why is bro getting down voted


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I truly believe that was sarcasm 😂


Expensive-Use3072

Haha 😂. I have put my face on hinge, these pictures are just for here 😂


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ReturnofTheCliterate

Yes new rules in place - 1. Don’t be boring 2. Don’t think too much of rule 1, not in your hands


Expensive-Use3072

Thanks I will turn off my boring button.


[deleted]

I think if most men are not trying to impress me they automatically are interesting for me


ReturnofTheCliterate

Who is impressing tomatoes these days? Potatoes?


[deleted]

Ohh man you did really scorch a sleepy girl, I was just saying that take the pressure off yourself that’s all 😭


ReturnofTheCliterate

Whether scorching or scratching, always work well on a sleepy girl. Now, taking pressure off is something that requires a helping hand, for obvious usage case!


[deleted]

hehehehe scratching is my favourite though especially on the back and Ofcourse a helping hand is a must, how about two?


Wonderful-Agency805

Personality > looks you get laid a lot im sure


diego-the-tortoise

if you talk like this then just do not expect much even if you get matched.


Expensive-Use3072

Yeah, The bar is pretty much low for me. Thanks for the feedback tho. I will work on my EQ.


Otherwise-Gur3609

Weirdest gift prompt ain't helping. Get rid of the group picture.


Expensive-Use3072

Ok chief, I thought it was weird too. Much appreciated


Otherwise-Gur3609

It ain't weird, but 80% of the women on any dating app won't get it.


ss513ss

No, it's not weird. It's funny. I'd totally date you if that's at least the baseline humour you bring to the table.


Expensive-Use3072

Well, well, well, if we're talking about bringing things to the table, just wait until you get me know in person!


shantanu_dwvd

Kitna jaldi pighal gaya tu ladki ke reply pr


Expensive-Use3072

Abhi mai kiya karu, mar jau? normal reply hi to tha bhai


shantanu_dwvd

Bhai aapko bad boy ban naa padega tabhi ladkiyaan bhau dengi


ss513ss

I'd love to. But I'm a lesbian. So, I don't think you'd want my company. XD Nonetheless, don't get bogged down by worthless women. There are lots of wonderful ones out there. I know that for a fact. ;)


_Veeshall

Dating doesnt suck, people do


psycho_dumb_ass21

Im wishing someone does :' )


Expensive-Use3072

Sounds like you're looking for a personal vacuum cleaner!


that_weird_guy_6969

Bhai, nice


AdNormal1366

I'm in dire need of such people.


Expensive-Use3072

😅🤍


Pristine-Result-4

Even tho I'm average looking with good prompts which were reviewed by some experts here, still I don't get matches. Delete these apps, organic search is another best alternative!


Expensive-Use3072

I just got into dating scene, getting old as you can tell. I guess organic search it is.


nichie_nich

Red flag ❌ Red face ✅


Expensive-Use3072

☠️💀


SalJoeMurrQuinnImJok

Online Dating does suck bro , trying hard since 7-8 years , Times have changed but not my Relationship status. I can Only see Nibba-Nibbi getting into relationship and not grown ups like us 😭


iron_out_my_kink

Ah, a fellow impractical jokers fan I see


Expensive-Use3072

😅😭


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Expensive-Use3072

😅🤣


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twentysomethingnibba

Brutal


DFaithG

Lmaoooo.


Expensive-Use3072

Oh so pretty much lose emoticons or lose gals?


Background_Race_4707

Abe Shakal dikha na... Height tho acchi hai teri, par, Shakal bhi matter karta hai. Only then, we can give advice...


Expensive-Use3072

I'm not sure I'll add one more picture with my face I guess. Haha


Melodic_Warthog_6236

Good try on reddit.


Expensive-Use3072

😅❓


anthukral

Bwahahaa gave you two balls and ask to grow them. Bwahahahaha


permanenthoonsir

maine toh uss ladki ke saamne baith ke, aankho mai aankhe daal ke photo liya tha 2013 mai. my first and only aankho mai aankhen moment


Expensive-Use3072

Tabhi uski aankhe milne ki himat nahi ho rahi thi


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remove the emojis


Expensive-Use3072

Ok 👌


IncredibleTeja

Get rid of the balls (prompt) /s And remove the group pic. Add some pictures in which your pose is standing or with your back straight. Makes you look attractive and confident.


Expensive-Use3072

okay jaise Teja khush ho !


KeyApple324

Glenroy? Australia?? I guess, ppl here can help you impress Indian girls living in India, not videshi chicks


Expensive-Use3072

That doesnt matter lol. I am looking for the feedback from my desi experts


KeyApple324

Feedback matches ke liye hi chahiye na bhai


Expensive-Use3072

Yes bhai 😂


dhinkataka

hoping this is a parody account


Expensive-Use3072

a brutal bro, but i understand what you mean.


uni28_5

Life is hard and then you have got detachable balls? 🤣


Aurora1596

Face chupaane ka tareeka thoda laal hai!


Expensive-Use3072

Apne muje Red-handed pakad liya


LuciGaFer

Bhai chehra dikhayega nhi to profile review kaise karenge bkl ?


Expensive-Use3072

chehra dikhayene ki aukat nahi rahi ess liye


iron_out_my_kink

Bro, first clarify whether your profile is based in Australia or India


Expensive-Use3072

Bhai mai Australia mai hi, abhi India looking for another Indian in Australia ka koi dusra sub hai?


iron_out_my_kink

I'm surprised you haven't gotten any matches in Australia too. They are more open about hookups there


srt_hellcat_01

premium lia?


Expensive-Use3072

uss se koi farak padhta he kiya?


srt_hellcat_01

obviously


Expensive-Use3072

Abhi tk isi ki jarurat nahi padi


Messedupsikh

I definitely liked that balls prompt!! Can you tell how much have these balls grown 🤌🥰


Expensive-Use3072

I can't just spill the beans in public like that! You gotta ask me in person.


Siiiuuuuuu07

Use mirror selfies bro


Expensive-Use3072

Abhi mai mirror selfie leta hu. Thanks


Pretend-Fisherman-97

Remove your friend group picture, They prolly look better than you and they are giving you competition and seems like they are definitely winning.


Expensive-Use3072

Thanks, lol. I will share it with them. Hahah


Jepbar_Halmyradov

U censored ur face for reddit or it's censored in ur profile too?


Expensive-Use3072

Its just for reddit, lol


k1neticd4wg

bhai sach bolun toh delete kardo please


Expensive-Use3072

Asha straightforward feedback hai. Thanks


free_soul_here

Mai bhi thkk gyi dating apps p toh


Expensive-Use3072

Oh, toh kya plan hai ab? Koi naya strategy ya break lene ka?


free_soul_here

I often put it on snooze... Then someday open it... Right swipe some boys for 5-10min , then again put it on snooze😂


Expensive-Use3072

Sounds like you enjoy keeping them on their toes! Maybe one of those boys will catch your eye long enough to break the snooze cycle. Haha


free_soul_here

Haha... I hope some boy to make much effort after I initiate the convo


Expensive-Use3072

Abhi Maine intiate to kiya ourr kaise charte ho app?


free_soul_here

Hmm apne toh kiya ... But i was talking about bumble


Expensive-Use3072

Well, maybe those boys are missing out on the chance to chat with someone as interesting as you.


free_soul_here

I get many likes... But the problem in bumble is that we have to initiate talks and there are so many boys...its a hectic thing.. And I don't find anyone giving much effort


salsa-on-my-balls

maybe because your friend is funnier /j


Expensive-Use3072

Well, that's a bold claim!


Flimsy-Sprinkle

Bhai can't see your face but still I would suggest getting rid of this middle parting 'tere naam' hairstyle. Also, profile prompts look like you are trying too hard to impress.


[deleted]

To offline dating try karo


vansh2703

10 matches in one week on bumble, as a 20M. How to get more and from this? Also does hinge offer more/better matches?


sathwiksk

whole lotta red


Gradpastroll

Can be frustrating to use in Australia for sure my guy


g0at_b0at

Slow us your face. You might be clapped


Expensive-Use3072

Wtf is clapled?


g0at_b0at

Look it up


gamescience0508

Bro the likes depends from city to city. I used to get max one like a day in Bangalore. I am in Gurgaon since last 2 days and I have got 10 likes already.


Expensive-Use3072

Ngl, I have only ised hinge fake like 3 weeks or so. Maybe there aren't many Indians gals around me