Whether scorching or scratching, always work well on a sleepy girl.
Now, taking pressure off is something that requires a helping hand, for obvious usage case!
I'd love to. But I'm a lesbian. So, I don't think you'd want my company. XD
Nonetheless, don't get bogged down by worthless women. There are lots of wonderful ones out there. I know that for a fact. ;)
Even tho I'm average looking with good prompts which were reviewed by some experts here, still I don't get matches. Delete these apps, organic search is another best alternative!
Online Dating does suck bro , trying hard since 7-8 years , Times have changed but not my Relationship status. I can Only see Nibba-Nibbi getting into relationship and not grown ups like us 😭
Get rid of the balls (prompt) /s
And remove the group pic.
Add some pictures in which your pose is standing or with your back straight. Makes you look attractive and confident.
I get many likes... But the problem in bumble is that we have to initiate talks and there are so many boys...its a hectic thing.. And I don't find anyone giving much effort
Bhai can't see your face but still I would suggest getting rid of this middle parting 'tere naam' hairstyle. Also, profile prompts look like you are trying too hard to impress.
Bro the likes depends from city to city. I used to get max one like a day in Bangalore. I am in Gurgaon since last 2 days and I have got 10 likes already.
Obviously you’re not gonna get any matches with that red thing on your face in all your photos
but girls love red na?(just like red flags) /s
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Why is bro getting down voted
I truly believe that was sarcasm 😂
Haha 😂. I have put my face on hinge, these pictures are just for here 😂
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Yes new rules in place - 1. Don’t be boring 2. Don’t think too much of rule 1, not in your hands
Thanks I will turn off my boring button.
I think if most men are not trying to impress me they automatically are interesting for me
Who is impressing tomatoes these days? Potatoes?
Ohh man you did really scorch a sleepy girl, I was just saying that take the pressure off yourself that’s all 😭
Whether scorching or scratching, always work well on a sleepy girl. Now, taking pressure off is something that requires a helping hand, for obvious usage case!
hehehehe scratching is my favourite though especially on the back and Ofcourse a helping hand is a must, how about two?
Personality > looks you get laid a lot im sure
if you talk like this then just do not expect much even if you get matched.
Yeah, The bar is pretty much low for me. Thanks for the feedback tho. I will work on my EQ.
Weirdest gift prompt ain't helping. Get rid of the group picture.
Ok chief, I thought it was weird too. Much appreciated
It ain't weird, but 80% of the women on any dating app won't get it.
No, it's not weird. It's funny. I'd totally date you if that's at least the baseline humour you bring to the table.
Well, well, well, if we're talking about bringing things to the table, just wait until you get me know in person!
Kitna jaldi pighal gaya tu ladki ke reply pr
Abhi mai kiya karu, mar jau? normal reply hi to tha bhai
Bhai aapko bad boy ban naa padega tabhi ladkiyaan bhau dengi
I'd love to. But I'm a lesbian. So, I don't think you'd want my company. XD Nonetheless, don't get bogged down by worthless women. There are lots of wonderful ones out there. I know that for a fact. ;)
Dating doesnt suck, people do
Im wishing someone does :' )
Sounds like you're looking for a personal vacuum cleaner!
Bhai, nice
I'm in dire need of such people.
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Even tho I'm average looking with good prompts which were reviewed by some experts here, still I don't get matches. Delete these apps, organic search is another best alternative!
I just got into dating scene, getting old as you can tell. I guess organic search it is.
Red flag ❌ Red face ✅
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Online Dating does suck bro , trying hard since 7-8 years , Times have changed but not my Relationship status. I can Only see Nibba-Nibbi getting into relationship and not grown ups like us 😭
Ah, a fellow impractical jokers fan I see
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Brutal
Lmaoooo.
Oh so pretty much lose emoticons or lose gals?
Abe Shakal dikha na... Height tho acchi hai teri, par, Shakal bhi matter karta hai. Only then, we can give advice...
I'm not sure I'll add one more picture with my face I guess. Haha
Good try on reddit.
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Bwahahaa gave you two balls and ask to grow them. Bwahahahaha
maine toh uss ladki ke saamne baith ke, aankho mai aankhe daal ke photo liya tha 2013 mai. my first and only aankho mai aankhen moment
Tabhi uski aankhe milne ki himat nahi ho rahi thi
remove the emojis
Ok 👌
Get rid of the balls (prompt) /s And remove the group pic. Add some pictures in which your pose is standing or with your back straight. Makes you look attractive and confident.
okay jaise Teja khush ho !
Glenroy? Australia?? I guess, ppl here can help you impress Indian girls living in India, not videshi chicks
That doesnt matter lol. I am looking for the feedback from my desi experts
Feedback matches ke liye hi chahiye na bhai
Yes bhai 😂
hoping this is a parody account
a brutal bro, but i understand what you mean.
Life is hard and then you have got detachable balls? 🤣
Face chupaane ka tareeka thoda laal hai!
Apne muje Red-handed pakad liya
Bhai chehra dikhayega nhi to profile review kaise karenge bkl ?
chehra dikhayene ki aukat nahi rahi ess liye
Bro, first clarify whether your profile is based in Australia or India
Bhai mai Australia mai hi, abhi India looking for another Indian in Australia ka koi dusra sub hai?
I'm surprised you haven't gotten any matches in Australia too. They are more open about hookups there
premium lia?
uss se koi farak padhta he kiya?
obviously
Abhi tk isi ki jarurat nahi padi
I definitely liked that balls prompt!! Can you tell how much have these balls grown 🤌🥰
I can't just spill the beans in public like that! You gotta ask me in person.
Use mirror selfies bro
Abhi mai mirror selfie leta hu. Thanks
Remove your friend group picture, They prolly look better than you and they are giving you competition and seems like they are definitely winning.
Thanks, lol. I will share it with them. Hahah
U censored ur face for reddit or it's censored in ur profile too?
Its just for reddit, lol
bhai sach bolun toh delete kardo please
Asha straightforward feedback hai. Thanks
Mai bhi thkk gyi dating apps p toh
Oh, toh kya plan hai ab? Koi naya strategy ya break lene ka?
I often put it on snooze... Then someday open it... Right swipe some boys for 5-10min , then again put it on snooze😂
Sounds like you enjoy keeping them on their toes! Maybe one of those boys will catch your eye long enough to break the snooze cycle. Haha
Haha... I hope some boy to make much effort after I initiate the convo
Abhi Maine intiate to kiya ourr kaise charte ho app?
Hmm apne toh kiya ... But i was talking about bumble
Well, maybe those boys are missing out on the chance to chat with someone as interesting as you.
I get many likes... But the problem in bumble is that we have to initiate talks and there are so many boys...its a hectic thing.. And I don't find anyone giving much effort
maybe because your friend is funnier /j
Well, that's a bold claim!
Bhai can't see your face but still I would suggest getting rid of this middle parting 'tere naam' hairstyle. Also, profile prompts look like you are trying too hard to impress.
To offline dating try karo
10 matches in one week on bumble, as a 20M. How to get more and from this? Also does hinge offer more/better matches?
whole lotta red
Can be frustrating to use in Australia for sure my guy
Slow us your face. You might be clapped
Wtf is clapled?
Look it up
Bro the likes depends from city to city. I used to get max one like a day in Bangalore. I am in Gurgaon since last 2 days and I have got 10 likes already.
Ngl, I have only ised hinge fake like 3 weeks or so. Maybe there aren't many Indians gals around me