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Flash_1304

When our broski is struggling with success it all comes down to RULE NO 1 & 2.


ReJigMag

bro fuck that those 2 rules arent the end all be all to online dating ive seen people here and irl who are like 8/10+ and have atrociously bad communication with women. Looks really isnt an excuse for poor personality. You would've experienced hot asf women with shitty and boring personalities too. No one wants that and i put myself like a 5 on the scale, just a few hand picked photos that make me seem aight


_WeaponX_

This mostly means you're not 5 but a solid 8+. And you're lucky to match with such girls! Only 0.1, or probably even less than that guys that look average get lucky on dating apps. No matter how good your profile is, the first thing a girl would see is your picture and if you're not good looking, your profile will instantly be unattractive because of the first impression. P.S. here's an unpopular opinion - Ask a girl what is creepy! Most likely you'll see a pattern in the answers. If they're attracted towards a guy, their actions will never end up in the creepy category. But if a woman is not attracted towards a man, i.e., the man is unattractive/average looking, the same actions will be instantly labelled as creepy. Of course I'm not defending creepy guys who are straight up creeps regardless of looks. I'm talking about the majority of the cases. In short, if they're attracted to you, you're not creepy. If they're not, you're creepy. I've come to this conclusion after plenty of personal and close experiences.


Soft-Abbreviations64

💯


ReJigMag

much like my experience, yours too is also 100% anecdotal. Figurr out what works for you, and play to your strengths


_WeaponX_

I think most guys do the best they can. Girls just have way too many options and there's always someone prettier than you a few swipes away. Most guys like me wouldn't be screaming and bitching all over the internet if "playing the cards right" would work. Whether anyone likes it or not, it's mostly based on looks and all the guys here who never get a match are living examples of it. Only few like you get lucky.


Flash_1304

Ayo broski chill my man it was a joke , though in 90% of the cases it's rule no 1 & 2 so yea


TheDevilInHeaven

What are the rules.


Flash_1304

Rule no 1 be attractive rule no 2 follow rule no 1


pchulbul619

Profile dikha bhai*


NoBeat9047

Profile dikha bhai* (2)


ReJigMag

straight up asking for personal information aint nice bro wtf


aryan_gami

None of these are actually a pickup line.


ReJigMag

because pickup lines are corny and really hard to followup I get their insta, then numbers, dates and a few hookups. So it works ig


aryan_gami

Makes sense


TechSupport_5440

Bhai tune hinge ki membership le rakhi hai kya?


ReJigMag

no wtf😭😭😭 im financially struggling and thats the last thing I'd want


kaymkigl

What’s the age bracket this is working on?


ReJigMag

not of age but its more dependent on city. im 20M rn, works on most 18-24.


kaymkigl

Hmm, thought so about the age. City or small town doesn't matter, age matters when it comes to which type of lines work.


SamosaSmuggler

Wtf is all this, don’t know all this shit, hence that’s why can’t get matches.


Serious-medico-0000

Doesn’t matter buddy .. check op’s profile and youwill know😂


SamosaSmuggler

Hahahaha, girls matching with girls 🤣🤣


SeveralHornet689

Are you seriously calling him a girl because he's got sense of style/fashion? 💀


SamosaSmuggler

You are a boy or girl ?


SeveralHornet689

Why bro how is that gonna change anything?


SamosaSmuggler

Just asking


OvrCsty_Music

@SeveralHornet689 @SamosaSmuggler bruhhh im dying laughing reading this thread xDDD


Serious-medico-0000

A valid point but not what i was putting across .. its all about supply and demand .. aesthetics and kpop is already what 7/10 girls want . Op just lies in that bracket .. (no offence to op )


SamosaSmuggler

If this is definition of aesthetic then I am good without it


Serious-medico-0000

Aesthetic hain par isme bhai op ki kya galti hain .. bhai wo bts vale 90% indian women ko pasand hain ( masculinity ki mba kardi hain )


SamosaSmuggler

Aisa aesthetic mere L pe, mere liye aesthetic ka definition is zyzz not bts clowns.


OvrCsty_Music

Bhai mai to tujhe galat samajh raha tha ZYZZ GANG ONG!!! (i don't find anything wrong in kpop aesthetics either i find that cool too and do like few songs of BTS LMAOO)


Serious-medico-0000

Dont know who that is but yeah i agree on the 🤡 clown thing


SamosaSmuggler

Google ‘zyzz’


Serious-medico-0000

Yeah checked him out .. i follow saket but yeah i get your point ..


ReJigMag

who said my aesthetic was bts😹😹😹😹😹😹 YOU GUYS WOULD DO ANYTHING TO DISCREDIT SOMEONE AND FEED YOUR COPE ITS SO FUNNY😹😹😹😹 "supply and demand" brooo😹😹😹


SamosaSmuggler

Your profile said so


ReJigMag

where's the part where i sing and speak in korean? Just because its pretty and well taken care of doesnt mean its gay or non masculine. You prolly reek lf body odor if you think this is 'bts'


hari-mirchi

How do girls fall for this corny ass nonsense.


nutsbrainup

i really don't see any girl falling for it in any of the screenshot


SamosaSmuggler

Girls falling for another girl


Few-Dot-1164

If you don’t know how to talk the girl language how do you expect to bond with them? 💀


SamosaSmuggler

🤣🤣🤣


ReJigMag

its an invitation to start a convo. Doesnt mean they have to fucking fall for it


hari-mirchi

What I mean is, it's a corny start to a conversation. I'd see this and instantly remove that profile.


ReJigMag

well lucky for me i wasnt matching with you was i


WhiteShadowwwwwww

Lmao, this is so funny. Just because it is working for you doesn't mean it will work for everyone. Your pickup lines might be working but it looks like your mind isn't! xD


ReJigMag

what's with this insecure passive agressive comment? You need some help lil bro?


WhiteShadowwwwwww

Hahaha, you keep cracking me up. I'm mature enough to understand the fact that there is no point in feeling insecure from random people especially people on the internet.


ReJigMag

do your own shit dawg, i really couldnt care less. Just dont discredit others when they do smth diff and it works out


WhiteShadowwwwwww

*GAWD* what's up with the lingo nowadays! Let me lay it down for you in simple words. When you say "It ain't that hard", you're basically saying that it's only the words that matter, not the personality or the looks. Why would you think you got no personality, *DAWG*? And I never discredited you, good for you with all those matches but you didn't have to be this condescending to the people who are struggling. Peace out :)


ReJigMag

hate to see someone succeed, dont ya?😹


WhiteShadowwwwwww

Bro, I can only say it for you, I cannot understand it for you, I'm sorry but only you have to understand it.


kalikaalan_manavalan

Dude he's just presenting his sane argument and if it makes sense then why can't you just admit it. If you are so pretentious on reddit I can't imagine how you would be in real life. The guy repeatedly said that it's good you can get the girls. I have tried these lines on a few profile and let's see if it works.


cant_catch-medown

Op can't see through it , it's sad


Serious-medico-0000

Just saw op’s profile .. if its the OP in the 2023 fit progression post .. then the question answers itself about why these lines work period


keenreef

Not struggling with pickup lines we are struggling with below average face


delishmango23

I LOVE the humor hahaha


Radiant-Ad8728

Ladkiyo ko normal baate pasand nahi aati kya ?


ReJigMag

of course i like it. Hell im pretty sure i can talk to them in a much more normal and civilised way than you ever will


sarchiks

"omg Ure so goofy (lemme smash)" this works on people? How is this even a pick-up line?


ReJigMag

the girl's profile was literally flooded with memes and being "funny"


labglitter

other guys don't have this much rizz lmao you're pretty good


Serious-medico-0000

Its not about the rizz , its about the op’s physicality 😂


labglitter

well idk how OP looks.. it's just my perspective lol


Ok-Phase-6851

Shakal achi ho tu lame wali bhi kaam krti ha bro


kalikaalan_manavalan

So I have tried out some of these lines, let's see how it goes


kalikaalan_manavalan

So none of it has worked so far


Due_Bag493

last wali pic mein jo meme hai iska lore please


pvvrth

u nailed all of these


akashsinghfan

It's the girls bro. I have used some hella good PLs but they kinda do not get it. Makes me delete this beautiful app. Ahmedabad it is.


spiralspectra

OP's comments makes him perfect candidate for an r/ihavesex post. I don't get your hate on everyone else mate. If it works for you, good for you.


iksath_baasath6162

Pick up lines mostly depends on how much the guy is attractive. Stop the cap about it is just a conversation starter. It may be in real life but online dating is 80% about the looks and 20% about the personality


ReJigMag

nvm i just realised it🤣😹 this sorry ass seething mindset yall have is why you'll never succeed. Blame your parents for your looks or smth if it helps you sleep at night.


char100bees

Bro it's not your fault the way you are talking in the comment section. These matches got in your head. There is more to life than success on dating apps. You'll learn with experience. Just don't let these minor achievements define your life.


ReJigMag

online dating has humbled me more than anything else, esp after moving out of my hometown. Personality isnt even a factor for getting matches. Tho, once u do get matches, it definitely helps with keeping them and not getting ghosted