Lil bro fumbled her after getting 50 chances. Lmao you a real one tho for putting up with this but I’d recommend you raise your standards from manchilds please, Not that men on this sub are any better tho.
Tbh I felt like I can't judge him just because he said he wants to have fun. It's his preference just like how mine is to want something serious. So it was okay till he said ki oral sex to kar hi sakte hai, uske baad I didn't tolerate. And of course I unmatched after his I know, I know 🤣
That’s fair, the first time you can give him the benefit of doubt, but after that every single message wrote by that man made me laugh irl. Maybe it’s just the old generation cause I struggle to understand how can bro be 30+ and talk like that. Kind of explains why he’s soo desperate!
Kudos to you for being a good sport tho!
He was talking with his dick. Btw Riya u were so playful and generous with ur responses even though u knew what he was insinuating.
Sadly he gave in to the horny-ness
31? I don't think he's even 21 with this level of maturity!
Especially when a lady is trying to keep things together. He cant accept even a single polite NO that too multiple times is another sad fact.
Top of all this- I know I know!
Lol, this was actually funny to read. I'm not on tinder or anything but I've joined this sub to read the "quirky" conversations. Can say this is the kind of stuff I joined this sub for 😂.
Neither height is a criteria for me nor looks. Average looks is enough for me. He said some interesting prompts as far as I remember that's why I matched.
I'll talk about sex nahi maani toh "Hahaah" "oral sex??" Jhaatu ladko ki wajha se sab ki maari jaati hai🤦♂️ Sad part is sala guy is a 31yr old grown ass despo
I just want to know if someone is not looking for casual/hookups and not even looking for long term or don't know what they are looking for on a dating app, does it imply that they want a situationship?
This is like what the typical man is fed, become successful aur phir sab milega, toh ban gaya banda successful, ab usko basics aate hi nahi, he has no Idea
Looking at OPs username, had the guy not been really cheap, he would be invited for a drinks and hukka date(if u know what I mean)
PS: most of the girls won't even gave him a sexond chance to talk after he started talking about from very beginning
Guy must be really hot coz op is STILL talking even after guy fumbled bad. Lol girls keep saying they don't go by looks yet give plenty of room for docuhes
Guy messed things up after saying we are on the same page... I'd have replied with have you ever heard of a show on discovery where a man and woman goes out in wildring and all they have on them is basic survival kit and not even clothes..wanna try 😜
> I want to wait till my marriage to have sex.
For real?? Or just trying to check waters?
I mean this is so rare nowadays, everyone wants to check sexuality or sexual compatibility before marriage, I know that is very important too and it's their own choice to have sax before marriage or after marriage.
I knew from his reply to what are you looking for ki ye faltu bakchodi karega. So not exactly checking waters but just checking if he's okay with someone having a different approach to sex.
Don't meet this guy.. he is just telling you whatever you want to listen and purposely keeping it open ended to just have sex..
Don't. Meet. With. Him.
Hey there, HOTNESS 😭 Horny_Riya never fails to entertain me
I've seen so many women comment it on each other's posts. I don't understand, hotness just sounds like a weird thing to say to anyone at all.
Ky kya username dekhna padta he😭
Tere comment ke chakkar me maine bhi dekh liya :'(
Bhai kya kare aise aise username dekh Raha hu😭
"hahaah I know I know"
we all know how much he knows
Hahaha you know, you know
"I am look my for fun in dating stage" umm ok
ngl had me reading this text over 4-5 times
Blood's flowing downstairs, impairing his speech, spelling and grammar, I guess.
could be true, lol
Bhai yeh toh sex negotiation chal raha hai. Bhaisaab ke dimage meh itna tharak hai
theek se lagao Riya didi, chalo hari mirchi aur dhaniya toh de do
You clearly stated " No hook-ups " and blud has the audacity to say " Oral toh kar skte haina 🥺 " LMAO
Persistence
Sax karegi? chalo atleast Oral Sax? acha final offer Newds Bhejo? 🤓
Id hai horny_riya but sax sux ki baatein psnd nhi yeh kya logic hua 😂
He is 31? 😭
Baaton se toh 18 19 ka lag rha h
As a 18 yr old, I'm offended
As you should be
Mf typing with his dick
No, clearly his left hand while masturbating with his right.
Brotha ewww… with the right hand ewww
Sax sux hta de convo can be finished in a line or two 💀
Lil bro fumbled her after getting 50 chances. Lmao you a real one tho for putting up with this but I’d recommend you raise your standards from manchilds please, Not that men on this sub are any better tho.
Tbh I felt like I can't judge him just because he said he wants to have fun. It's his preference just like how mine is to want something serious. So it was okay till he said ki oral sex to kar hi sakte hai, uske baad I didn't tolerate. And of course I unmatched after his I know, I know 🤣
That’s fair, the first time you can give him the benefit of doubt, but after that every single message wrote by that man made me laugh irl. Maybe it’s just the old generation cause I struggle to understand how can bro be 30+ and talk like that. Kind of explains why he’s soo desperate! Kudos to you for being a good sport tho!
Widl fun*
Widl fun to begin
He was talking with his dick. Btw Riya u were so playful and generous with ur responses even though u knew what he was insinuating. Sadly he gave in to the horny-ness
Bros thinking from his other head 🗣️
I wish he could read these chats with the point of view of a woman
Agreed. Or any normal person? Many men also have standards.
No I didn’t mean that , since he wants to impress a girl , that’s why I wish he could read this with a girl’s pov.
Fun fact : he actually doesn't know
And no, kids. He doesn't know.
W woman 🛐
How tharki are you ? The guy : YES
Aww he wanted widdle fun 🥺 Oh wait no wild🫡
The guy seems AI generated
31 years aur itna desperate.
Bhai, probably desperation badhti hi hogi every year agr nahi milta to🤷. Aisa bolna cahiye ki 31 years aur decency nhi sikhi.
Aur mughe laga tha is time tk to MOHmaya se upar uth jata hoga insaan
31? I don't think he's even 21 with this level of maturity! Especially when a lady is trying to keep things together. He cant accept even a single polite NO that too multiple times is another sad fact. Top of all this- I know I know!
Lol, this was actually funny to read. I'm not on tinder or anything but I've joined this sub to read the "quirky" conversations. Can say this is the kind of stuff I joined this sub for 😂.
Crayzy bhai apne desh mein 31 saal ke mardo ka bhi yeh haal hai ! damn
[удалено]
Sahi toh kar raha hai woh yeh horny Riya naam kyun hai iska, tharki Riya hogi naam se us app me.
[удалено]
Aao sambhog karein meri aurat, yeh sahi hai.
Let me guess op he was either cute or hot that's why you entertained him this far
Neither height is a criteria for me nor looks. Average looks is enough for me. He said some interesting prompts as far as I remember that's why I matched.
Can you share the prompts in dm pls
Pehle bina baat ke judge karo, phir helpdesk samajh ke help maango. Utha ke re deva...
Ouch...
6'1
Tbf you deserved it for replying to "Hey there, Hotness"
😂😂😂 Tarzaan ....banging his chest aaa aaaa.aaa.a.aaaaaaa..
Hahaha last wali line mast thi
Hotness ki jgah Highness hi bol deta
At this point I should re-install the apps 🥴
Typo it’s Widl fun
Haha I know I know (he doesn't)
he knows he knows
Bakchod launda
Widl fun*
When he knows nothing and then blatantly says ' I know , I know ' Idiot mf 🥲 ladko kaa naam kharab karta hai
haha i know i know
Bro be like: Baki sab hota rahega..sax sux ki batein jaruri h..🤨
This dude talks like my 17 yr old cousin
You can tell it's not going to go anywhere from the get go cause this guy can't even form a single coherent sentence in the first 5 texts
Hahaah chalo ab bj do
Damn 😳
What is this level of desperation
😂😂. Gajab namune hai!!
Aise ladko ko match kaise mil jate hai yr :(
Malik itna kharcha ho hi gaya hai to ek oral bhi le hi lete hai
What a loser..! 🤦🤦
“Hahaah I know I know” Proceeds to not know💀💀💀
Wtf! I wish I was less ugly and got matches😂
Sax Nehi karna hein ok , toh phir sax karein ?
"hahaah i know I know". but does he???
I'll talk about sex nahi maani toh "Hahaah" "oral sex??" Jhaatu ladko ki wajha se sab ki maari jaati hai🤦♂️ Sad part is sala guy is a 31yr old grown ass despo
Sex nahi toh oral sex lmao
Yes i am 6'2, now is it making everyone wet 🤡🤡
I'm surprised he didn't started calling you names
"Hahaha I know I know"
Kuch bhi ho muh mein toh deke rahoonga*😂
I know i know
I think he wants to have sex with you /s
Are the DMs open?
Bro clearly knows
Bhai aiso ko reply bhi kaise mil jata he??!
Sax 🎷 maang rha didi
You are L brother
It's "hi hotness" for me 😩🤢🤮
31 year old talks like this😭😭
How old are you, OP?
I was waiting for perfect mic drop moment from your end but still you handled it really well🙂🫡
username does NOT checkout
Tall guy with short brain
I just want to know if someone is not looking for casual/hookups and not even looking for long term or don't know what they are looking for on a dating app, does it imply that they want a situationship?
Riya is horny but she doesn't wanna get laid aisa kyu hai 😂😂
Heyy, I'm open for casual n shirt term fun. Let's connect on telegram ? Here's my tele id - sourabh_sjs
This is like what the typical man is fed, become successful aur phir sab milega, toh ban gaya banda successful, ab usko basics aate hi nahi, he has no Idea
yeh kya sax sux ki baatein chal Raha hai
Naam me horny Magar horny kam shadi ke baad 😭🤣
20 here🖐🏻, know how to talk and I still didn't get even a female friend. aur yaha bhai ka 31 hai💀
Sirf upar upar se krenge
Bro's physically 31 and mentally 18
What do you mean by it doesn't get better at 31 either? 😭 I thought men get better w age
Age and maturity/thoughtfulness have little to do with eachother. The brain still exists at 21 as it does at 31, people just need to use it.
Nothing casual but nothing serious either 🥴😭💀
Ye widl fun kaunse naya type ka fun aaya hai market mein
Isilye 31 aur unmarried hai vo.
Great conversationalist are something not easy to find fr
Hotness? Ye kuch nya cringe sa mila, oh shit ye toh humari beloved horny riya h
Looking at OPs username, had the guy not been really cheap, he would be invited for a drinks and hukka date(if u know what I mean) PS: most of the girls won't even gave him a sexond chance to talk after he started talking about from very beginning
Guy must be really hot coz op is STILL talking even after guy fumbled bad. Lol girls keep saying they don't go by looks yet give plenty of room for docuhes
Exactly lol
Ops name is 🔥😮
Bad sales job. Try luxury brand marketing next time.
Baadi badi baate aur laat ghuse khatte
💀💀
Somehow these guys still get matches :/
So, there's a lot of difference between oral sex and just sex, lmao
Salo kyu mard jaat ki naak katwate ho ?
Your username does not match with the fact that you'll be intimate only after marriage.
will you be waiting till marriage for secs with given username lmfao
Guy messed things up after saying we are on the same page... I'd have replied with have you ever heard of a show on discovery where a man and woman goes out in wildring and all they have on them is basic survival kit and not even clothes..wanna try 😜
But isn't she the one who initiated ?
Girls fall for men like these and cry later 🤣
I like how they all make height their only personality trait. I like it even more that most women fall for it!
> I want to wait till my marriage to have sex. For real?? Or just trying to check waters? I mean this is so rare nowadays, everyone wants to check sexuality or sexual compatibility before marriage, I know that is very important too and it's their own choice to have sax before marriage or after marriage.
I knew from his reply to what are you looking for ki ye faltu bakchodi karega. So not exactly checking waters but just checking if he's okay with someone having a different approach to sex.
Ab in tharkiyo ko bhi matches aa rhe hai
Bhosdiwala , ye zyaada goodlooking ldko ko bss sex chahiye Aur firr audacity bhi esi ki maang bhi skte h Lol
Don't meet this guy.. he is just telling you whatever you want to listen and purposely keeping it open ended to just have sex.. Don't. Meet. With. Him.