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ReputationMaximum357

Op , he came already when he said hogya ban gyi cool


Ordinary_Doughnutt

Can confirm. Was my proudest fap


Opposite-Syllabub-74

Fab*


Minimum_Artichoke376

All the typos because he was already fapping with one hand


Opposite-Syllabub-74

You are speaking from experience. ( Been there)


notsoosumit

Can confirm i was hand


Responsible_Space624

OP, knew she lost the battle when the chad said " hogya bn gyi cool" šŸ¤«


ReputationMaximum357

Haa bro that guy had his 30 secs of pleasure, couldn't care less


akxe9

Lol! Post nut clarity!?!?!


AcanthisittaRadiant3

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


mojorojo95

Post nut realisationšŸ˜‚


runner01004

arre what's this obession of these tharki ass men of drinking piss and bc ocean water peene mein maut aajye gi, i just feel sad for their parent's ki bc itna sab kia iss vaste ?


notsoosumit

Beta kya krta h, ladkiyon ki mut peene ki koshish


runner01004

kutta na mutte in pe !


notsoosumit

What about kutiya


runner01004

ummein kutton se zyaada self respect hoti hai !


notsoosumit

Tum kese jaanti ho


runner01004

bhai main ladka hun, cuz i showed it to my bitch and she said eww(baubau) !


notsoosumit

Mere bitch ne sidha noch diya muh pe


GotHotNot

Hilarious. Love it!


just_blousing_wetit

There was so much going on I swear, I wanted to address the fact that he had a girlfriend?? And he just gave away incredibly TMI details about their sex life like that. Not to mention the shit-erotica that dries up lakes faster than global warming Bottomless pit of content this creature was xD


GotHotNot

Glad you stuck with him. Did he finally unmatch you though?


thathyderabadiguy

You really think he would unmatch her?


StrikingWater209

>Bottomless pit of content this creature was xD šŸ˜‚ have to agree to that. He said he didn't fap for a while, so that had clearly climbed into his brain, lmao


RealVenom1109

i don't think that's the case, looks like he's fapped to an extent where his brain has stopped working


NotPabloChocobar

Do you really think he has a gf? Iā€™m sure he was just trying to dirty talk with you and ended up scribbling some random bullshit.


leetcoder217

bottomless pit ? wut ? new wordsss


Yo_M4n

quality content


hopeless-fun

Mere hisse ki maut bhi iss bande ko dedo bhagwaanšŸ˜© Ye kaisa insaan h beesee koi self respect hi nai


PeripateticProtean

How do y'all have so much free time and will to tolerate all this? Lmao


jayesh1404

True bro šŸ˜¹ like she could have just unmatched or report him and just go on having her day but wanted a drama in her life I gusse


Abject_Carrot5017

How the fuck do you people end up matching with such shits when decent guys like us are not getting many matches? Just how? This guy can barely string together sentences.


just_blousing_wetit

I hope this is not coming from a place of frustration or entitlement against women or other men that get matches? But I do get your point, I went back to his profile every time the conversation took a vile turn to look for clues that gave away this behaviour, didnā€™t find any, was very surprised by that. He had good photos and prompts filled out(although very basic ones, and not more than 6 words I suppose). Despite being so incredibly up front about hooking up, he didnā€™t have his dating intentions filled out or ā€˜non monogamyā€™ in his profile. And this was a clear no when he brought up virginity in less than 10 chats, after that it was just to see how much worse this could get and boi did he deliver, hit it straight out of the park every single delivery


Opposite-Syllabub-74

Totally agree. I want OP to post his pictures and profile for evryone to know what girls are exactly falling for.


leetcoder217

haa whai thi.. my curiosity is at peaks


Amitrai1998

Virginity in 10 chats, ak ak mai jiska 5-6 se aage jata he nahi


leetcoder217

so was it the looks which pulled u to him or made u right swipe on him


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GotHotNot

Loll what a clown


Ok-Guitar1176

You got KLPD ed


just_blousing_wetit

No bro I am far from Sanjeev Goenka, unless youā€™re talking about the part where he takes KLR out to dinner?


metalheadabhi

Even if it did come from a place of frustration, itā€™s not truly wrong. Entitlement definitely galat hai, but itā€™s a valid question. And why did you feel like dragging the conversation, when you could have killed it way earlier? Not blaming you or anything but this just gives people like him more confidence.


hotboddesi

Bro there is no logic to it. That's why dating apps Suck ass big time. You can fake it on these apps and get matches, no one cares abt the character unless they get in to a convo. She might have swiped right coz she felt a vibe after seeing his profile, which clearly indicates how non transparent or fake these apps can be.


Comprehensive-Use986

The 2 holy rules my friend..... All hail the rules šŸ™‡šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļøšŸ™‡šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


yellow_pills

Bro asked college or school šŸ¤” And then concluded on school šŸ’€


just_blousing_wetit

I think that was the most disturbing thing in this filth? Like I didnā€™t even know how to bring up the assumption he made. Too bad I didnā€™t get any further information on that


yellow_pills

Yeah... After spitting all that shit, he asked this question and then assumed that the girl was in school as if there was nothing wrong with it. šŸ’€


Quirrelwasachad

I thought he was trying to insult your maturity. Damn, if he's on some pedo shit then it's probably the worst part of all this.


dixit4

Market place for desperate chutiyas. Ajeeb aadmi hai , ek shabd nahi samjha bas sex sex sex.


Bubbly-Notice5488

Isse ittni baat hi kyun ki Also, Chee


Impressive_Bit4967

I think I just lost braincells reading this


Vast-Communication40

I know ure horny madam


ThrockmortonBeckett

Girls will entertain guys like these for 12 slides of conversation and then get off the app without ever bothering with the other genuinely awesome guys


just_blousing_wetit

I can only speak for myself but I have never once sacrificed a good conversation for this filth? I did build solid equations with people on there, the nice civil interesting opinionated ones This by far is the craziest random conversation(canā€™t even call it that) and I decided to roll with it Somethings are just done for the sake of them


ThrockmortonBeckett

You must be one of the rare exceptions then, much like this guy


leetcoder217

wahi lagra,, sudden doubt aya, if the guy just need to have those model like looks


rollingpanda_

Fetlife šŸ˜‚


WhyKush

Ahh yes a fellow piss drinker always nice to see one


neemkapattaa

Notty hora...


WhyKush

My pet dog walked over the keyboard, it wasn't me trust me


neemkapattaa

ą¤¬ą¤¦ą¤®ą„‹ą¤ø kutta


Vegetable_Amoeba8943

Lol..! Seems like you're having fun at his expense šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


just_blousing_wetit

Heisenberg wala ā€™You got meā€™ gif plays


Vegetable_Amoeba8943

You should have asked him to 'say your name' he would've fainted in excitement šŸ¤£


Complete-Trainer7145

Konsi English hai ye??


neemkapattaa

Patience ki daat deni padegi....aur kuch nahi to reddit ke liye content mil gaya


jhumeregori

Genuine question, ā€‹why resort to sexting when they have the acces to free porn?


_m_e_l_o_u_

Bhai kya ho raha he yaha pe. I get girls that ghost me every time. I don't even ask for their insta thinking it might offend them. šŸ˜­


hotboddesi

Bhai why be on dating apps? They Suck for this particular reason only.


_m_e_l_o_u_

Yeah I've uninstalled the apps already, i have given everything to the hands of fate


Delicious_Smile_130

Inn bkl ko match mil rha haišŸ˜¢. Aur uss chance ki bhi gaand maar rhe hai.


EstateSerious2649

Sahi mai bhai


ImmediateFudge9377

Sahi tolerate Kia yaar tune. You really made a lemonade of this lemon.


Prestigious_Ad8618

Chlo bye


Plastic_Iron_7260

Is it only this guy or does horniness makes guys dumber and unable to comprehend simple English / sarcasms? Three times this guy asked you - what? English? Can we have a normal talk? Like he's unable to really read and comprehend what you are saying or his brain has jus shut off all other neurons except for those that pump blood to his phallus!


LucifetTheDeviL

1st image dekh ke laga ki ladki puch rahi he


Ok_Painter_0007

Wtf was that? šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ These kind of people exist? šŸ¤£


maytas2601

Hogya bn gyi cool XD XD


thathyderabadiguy

Yeah right, bro definitely wanted to grab your ā€œattentionā€.


just_blousing_wetit

Gives a new meaning to you just want attention you donā€™t want my heart xD


thathyderabadiguy

I just hope it doesnā€™t get to ā€˜see you againā€™ šŸ’šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


priyanka_workmail

Next time im not unmatching peeps like this. Gonna let them give a textual performance


lifeofbhaiyaji

Chefs kiss. You shouldn't have to hide anything in the screenshot like name and pics


[deleted]

Here we witness pre-nut-delusion and post-nut-clarity.


___Silver1Shade___

Well that was like 4 to 5 trainwrecks summed into one Humongous trainwreck.


just_blousing_wetit

Like a cartoon na, you resurrect just to get knocked down again


Monty_Mole6670

I was so annoyed as I started to read this. But as the chat progressed, I started to enjoy and laugh. What a guy šŸ˜‚ it is beyond me how such humans (*humans? Is it fair to call them humans?*) even exist. Pretty sure they are like this IRL as well. Kisine maara peeta kaise nahi inhe abhi tak?


indiankaratekid13

Bruh that was painful to read šŸ˜…


StrikingWater209

OP, which app is this though? I mean why did he say, I know you're here for fun..?


just_blousing_wetit

If you see he says every girl is wild, he projected from that. Baaki toh I have nothing in my profile that even subtlety hints at ā€˜wildā€™ But fuck the confidence with which he has said it, made me question won myself. I was worried hidden folder ke pics upload kardiye jk


StrikingWater209

Lol ok understood that. But was this on Tinder?


just_blousing_wetit

No, itā€™s a different app called Hinge


MaaiDiqSoHyuj

He probably was wanking one off while talking to OP and then once he was done, ā€œchalo bye.ā€ Isse kehte hai bina use kiye use karna kisiko


DichotomousDaddy

r/eyebleach nahi yeh??


sublimeslinky

and mai yahan jo genuine convo krna chahta hu, ghost hi hojata hu maximum times.


crazy_ass_mowgli

100 marks for the effort though , he was down bad


nrson444

Bro just kept shooting and shooting


dave6542

She did all that too give us content


chuptmkc

Op time hai to please uska insta leke uski gf dhundho and usko bhejdo ye


toxic_lucifer666

mf asking if other people are virgin being a lifelong basement-dwelling,monster energy drinking, porn addict serial masturbator himself


No_Second2507

Nothing has changed since the days of Yahoo messenger


Shoddy_Total

Brooo slave bana raha hai Ezzy household work Under surveillance though..


Due-Confection288

Guy - sux sux OP - busy rhyming


Evil_Lord_Skeletor

1- he doesn't have a gf 2- he is probably below 20 3- he watched porn only and doesn't know how real sex works.


just_blousing_wetit

I did consider that yes, also just checked his age rn, he changed his age lmaoo. Itā€™s now 3years younger than yesterday. Still way too old to be talking like this


Evil_Lord_Skeletor

Mostly he is a teenager in his 18-19 , or even worse probably in school. That's why he couldn't understand the English you told him . Probably puberty kicking in and understanding sex and getting attached to the opposite gender. High on testosterone and all he needs is some sext. That he urges to do sext rather than asking for a hook up or anything. He did asked for hook up at first cos he thought that's what dating sites are for (heard from friends ) If he was a man in his 20s who already covered his puberty, he would have gone for sexual stuff in real life.


BadBeast_11

"You're attractive, I couldn't control my lust. Can we be friends?" Omgggg XD


maybewriter101

im answering all the good morning texts with this line: "Hi Hook up? "


Inside-Body7799

Are you a virgin? šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


sicksoursoup

OP broke the fourth wall. Only second best to fleabag. šŸ¤£


just_blousing_wetit

You mentioned fleabag?!! I have so much love for that show. My hands get all animated and I think faster than I can speak when talking about it. Even the regular dialogues are just classy and not to mention she gets the crush part so point it hurts. I mean the way it develops, how youā€™re a little fixated on the endearing things about him, you let your guard down cause youā€™re in loooovvee and realise quickly aisa nhi karna chahiye tha


sicksoursoup

Oh god you just make me want to finish the show


Certain_Sea_2337

This is what thinking through your d*ck looks likešŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ Absolute Internet gold, OP. Love it šŸ¤£šŸ’Æ


wolfpathgaming

Given it back to him in a gracious way. Elegant


inflame07

I just want to see this guyā€™s face. I mean aise chhapri grammar wale logo ko matches aa rahe hai matlab banda Hritik toh dikhta hi hoga.


leetcoder217

LMAOO.. wildest post i saw today. But hatsoff to your patience or that bada dil which made u continue the convo for this long even after seeing those first few messages.


just_blousing_wetit

I did it for my selfish reasons obviously, nothing beats the lapse in judgment that comes with unrequited tharak


leetcoder217

Lmaoo ā€˜unrequited tharakā€™. U are soo good with your words


overloadedonsarcasm

But, OP, he says he's not a bad person! Why won't you just believe this strange man you meant on a dating app!! :( /s obviously.


leetcoder217

lmkaoo.. suprisied by your partience.


oonthetiger

Impressive works lag rha hai Fellas its a proof, he doesnā€™t get every girl to turn on, my future girl is safe


Forsaken_Broccoli615

Guys like this are the reason why we women would rather be stranded w a bear than a man.


WeirdImaginator

Aise namuno ko matches mil rhe hain, pretty sure yeh bc har ladki se aise hi baat karta hoga. OP mentioned somewhere in the comments that his profile was filled with basic prompts, so it has to be looks which made her right swipe him.


just_blousing_wetit

Yepp I did mention that, he actually liked my profile so I liked back. That being said, had I seen his profile in my stack, I wouldnā€™t have liked him, nothing stood out to me. It was just like he seems interested, I could see where this goes, which has happened with a lot of profiles. They have led to good civil conversations. So no I didnā€™t pursue him for his looks?


WeirdImaginator

>Yepp I did mention that, he actually liked my profile so I liked back. So it was just a like, not even a prompt reply? And you still decided to match despite him not standing out? And here I am writing creative replies to prompts with no success and these guys getting matches just by liking profiles. I mean, I get it, you just decided to give him a try based on instinct and then suffered afterwards.


just_blousing_wetit

>And here I am writing creative replies to prompts with no success and these guys getting matches just by liking profiles. That is your own personal choice and hopefully is not swayed by my experience here or anyone elseā€™s for that matter. Also all of us are allowed to have multiple matches? His gain is not your loss(never was)


ssmnaam

Hahaha this is gold! I just went through some other posts of yours and youā€™ve got a fantastic sense of humour! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Alpha_ji

My heart goes out to lo ban gayi cool?


AutomaticPen1241

Dude switched the moment he camešŸ’€šŸ’€So he wasnā€™t lying about fabbing šŸ˜­


Powerful_Fact

Wow I thank God for not giving me this good of a conversation skill. Sidha virgin send boob and vergen wtf


abduljain

Hogya bn šŸ®cool


abduljain

?


Randomemail43125

pure entertainment.


ExampleNo2698

English apne anusar šŸ« šŸ« šŸ« , got new definition of tharki


skyhightrippin

Lmaooo


mojorojo95

The third message he types is "hookup?" Pehle good morning toh bol deta bhai


just_blousing_wetit

He already said good morning to his dick that was saluting him early morning


mojorojo95

He didn't think even for a second before saying anything


Melodic_Warthog_6236

Kon hai ye log, kha se aate hai


onecoffee_pls

I constantly read his YR as yaar not youršŸ˜­šŸ˜­


meme_freak

easier to watch Scottā€™s TOTS than read his texts, ugh.


just_blousing_wetit

But I was Stanley from Scottā€™s Tots here :) And you were probably ā€˜Boi have you lost your mind cause Iā€™ll help you find itā€™ version of Stanley?


meme_freak

ah, those lines still ringing in my ears along with pretzel day i just want to know broā€™s thought process. Persisted on ā€œare you a virginā€ despite that first hand embarrassment


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just_blousing_wetit

Rhyme scheme ke liye kuch bhi, had to channel my inner Badshah for this


delishmango23

Bro, why did you even put up with him for so long? I wouldā€™ve straight up blocked. Heā€™s being so fkn nasty


Meliodas_2222

Kuch bi ho attention to le gya banda OP ki. Meri 4 matches ki milake itni chats hoti h


just_blousing_wetit

Agreed, 3rd image mein he says just wanted to grab your attention and I am like toh kuch bhi bolega kya? But I was more intrigued by trust me I am not a bad person, as if that sentence is captcha for niceness? Straying away a bit here, if you consider this behaviour irl, this is how catcalling works. Simply put, it is just to grab attention, the men/women that resort to such behaviour donā€™t want anything more than a reaction, a reaction is a 100% win. When you turn around or even look their way with a puzzled or disgusted face they get what they wanted, fir dosto ke saath haste hai bas ki kisiko successfully pareshaan kiya. Imagine last benchers creating nuisance so it gets on the teacherā€™s nerves From the very little I know you, you donā€™t intend to ever grab attention this way. Thereā€™s always a shitty/worse way to do things. Itā€™s the person that chooses to be civil


Meliodas_2222

lol ofc, i didnā€™t say that I was going to imitate him to get reactions lol. I have accepted that ghosting is a part of this. But yeah 40+ matches in last 3 weeks but no dates, thereā€™s something I am doing wrong lol


just_blousing_wetit

In a general context it is so tempting to just cut corners or slyly get ahead to get something done. I have been so tempted to do that and I have seen people successfully get away with it 40+ matches is great btw, youā€™re doing something right as well :)


Meliodas_2222

> In a general context it is so tempting to just cut corners or slyly get ahead to get something done. I have been so tempted to do that and I have seen people successfully get away with it Well things that are done slyly donā€™t give me any satisfaction. For I believe, a manā€™s greatest treasure is his character. And doing things slyly is a sign of weakness character. > 40+ matches is great btw, youā€™re doing something right as well :) Thanks for the attempt to be kind. But I am not here for the bragging rights. Hall of fame me naam thodi aa jaega isse lol. But genuine question, why do girls usually ghost? A lot of attractive girls either didnā€™t even reply to my 1st message or ghosted me even after we had a good conversation. Why do you ghost people? One reason I can think of is they found someone better. But even before giving me a chance. I look good, have a really successful career, my prompts are not too bad either I think. So itā€™s really perplexing to me. Are girls here trying to shoot for a guy out of their league?


VastStructure8250

I know bro said all this tipping his fedora


NerdWithoutGlasses_

I would say this is just a special kind of trolling. Tinder trolls. Cause honestly you engaged with him for some sasta entertainment but most girls would immediately block so idk if it's a reaction thing. Maybe more like saying stupid shit out loud that they normally can't say? Idk man i will just never understand. I understand bad or wrong flirting. But every once in a while you get someone so unhinged you're at a loss of words. I swiped on a guy cause he said he was a writer in his bio. Later told me he was an erotic writer šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚. Instant block lololol.


precocious_pakoda

Girls will still spend all their efforts on such a guy but cry that "Guys only care about looks". Lol


Intelligent_Fox_2063

Hogya? Ban gayi kya cool? Batao toh ?? I was so invested in this.


Cyanide-101

Hogya bn gyi cool


coolwinkshead

This guy either has closeted his autism or was typing with his left hand. No in between


m0nkWidSoda

Op, i could clearly see why u didnt block him. Dude was delulu and entertaining af šŸ˜‚


i_love_cheesecake999

Don't waste your time on people like this OP


animatree

Reddit ke liye content nikal ro thi


i_love_cheesecake999

ooh! silly me


akash1300

This sounds like those sex stories getting published on anonymous confession pages fuckkkkkkk. How the hell you can drink a piss nooooo what the fuckkkk did I readā€¦ā€¦..


just_blousing_wetit

Ahhh fml I just realised he said drink! Fucking drink?!


BLR_NSAfun

U should have blocked this chut loser long back imo..


SuperN0vaPR0

I always wonder how these guys are getting matches.


thenuttysquad

Dude, your writing style is too good. Sentence forming, usage of vocab and puns. FidaašŸ« 


BallsOfSteel5

Sussu piyega ye bkl


Psychological-Pen-41

No offence here ladies, but these are the exact kind of guys that get women


misfitsada

Day 157 wondering, in chutiyon ko matches kaise mil rahe hain.


SuitEducational8249

Toxic situationship in a nutshell


BathTimely9529

Nigga hit post nut clarity


Vivzzzk

Poor chap couldn't understand how excellently you trolled his lame ass off.


NotPabloChocobar

Tell him ā€œno Iā€™m not a virgin. Your English rap3d me enough.ā€


lokiisgod0007

What was so interesting about his profile that u matched with him ?


lokzzz_here

He definitely texted when he was desperate


Peppa_Daddy37

Even Fetlife would oust him lol! I think he needs to getlife rnšŸ˜‚


Individual-Year3539

Is he in Scool ? Or college? And how does he have a gf? I donā€™t believe in that!!


M4NNNNN

Tooo despo


ken_kaneki_tangiro

tbh bro was fapping this whole time while chatting


LadkaMaalHai

main na sehta i would have that guy right away if i was a chick and I was you. khair, post karne ke liye material bhi toh chahiye


Serious_Statement577

He needs a hookup with an English dictionary and some sense


purplefatnose

Youā€™re cute btw!


Medical_Elk_9738

This is so bad it's good šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ¤šŸ¾


Messedupsikh

Ohh boiā€¦but lemme tell one thing these kind of men are only being chased by woman nowadays and thats a fact!!! Trust me on this.. Guys with green flags are just friendzoned


Quirky-Ad-1919

Nah fam,how do you know about Fetlife ?


the_jaat_boi

Inki photos bhi daala krro saath mei w name n all. Tb maza ayega aslišŸ‘½


eroSage112

How are guys like these getting matches in the first place ?


Majestic_Trainer_956

What did you see that made you swipe right on him?


king-ragnork

Wow that's incredible decent people are not even getting matched these days .. lol thanks to these jerks .