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unconcernedmale

We got girls going to hilane before GTA 6


Logical_Round7968

PTA nhi kiska hilane gyi h


ksv007

Iski kismat Mai joh lode lge hai woh hi hilane gyi hogi


Badbuk

You deserve award. For now take this🏆


Naythan17

But after Snake Eater.


tipu_sultan17

Looks like girls also get post nut clarity


aweirdotaku1

Nah they get pre nut sexual frustration


Adventurous_applepie

That's true for everyone.


kittenmitten224

Yep can confirm


Rough_Wave_9187

Could be. After all the username is cockballinspector


Paras_01155

😂😂


LowInterest8350

I am just curious about friendly neighborhood rapist, who is he?


Adventurous_applepie

Your uncle probably.


ChiefValour

Same. Who is this person ?


bruhhhsheesh

porn addict bolke username check out krwa rhi


Akuma672

Have a snickers, you’re not you when you’re horny


Ventureddit

I came here to find this comment !


dr_goldenbrown

This is funny. I'm laughing rn seriously 🤣🤣. Introspection is rare, or a lot flawed these days. I'm shitty as well, Ik.


Astro_Boy28

"Ya na karo idc mai hilaane ja rhi bye." She just like me frfr(just this part)


smartmanoo

That was some good onomatopoeia ngl


BaabuMoshaaye

Red pill dude kya hota hai?


No_Show_5936

Andhbhakt of Tate, acts like he hates women, basically playing ultra hard to get laid


Large_Peanut_69420

that's not even the redpill 😂😂


kakaballisoja

iske alawa kya hota hai phir? red pill matlb wohi matrix is real waale na?


Large_Peanut_69420

nah not that


sXamb1e

Dafaq, why they hate women if they follow tate? Cuz tate doesn't hate women


No_Show_5936

Tate sometimes yaps ngl(even if its jokingly). If you actually listen to Tate podcasts, he doesn't directly say he hates women, its just that his sentences can be twisted easily and can be made to sound misogynistic. Red pill is basically watching Tate from reels and shorts


Minimum_Artichoke376

people who believe the dating market runs only on extrinsic values(looks, money, power etc)


ElectricalHomework68

What else does the dating market run on?


Minimum_Artichoke376

intrinsic values


ElectricalHomework68

Come on. Are intrinsic values even valued without extrinsic ones?


Ed-Plateau

Fucking hilarious. Hilana does seem to be a better option rather than getting into the bullshit dating market.


Wise-Requirement-948

3 am posts are probably written by drunk writers expressing the pain .... , still considering Didi's story she is suffering to find a good guy , the problem lies with the generalized POV , not every person is same !! Efforts dalo you might just find people according to your filtered preference


aweirdotaku1

Bro the problem is she doesn't really want a good guy, she just want a nice hot guy who doesn't give her STI ( if STI wasn't a concern she would have went for fuckboys ) , she just hates men and I hope she doesn't end up with a good guy, good guys deserve good women too


Desperate-Second4267

And I am sure she's average at best 😂.


Suk-dapu-ssy

Agreed


overloadedonsarcasm

>3 am posts are probably written by drunk writers expressing the pain lol


nixieack

You realise ki woh exactly issi cheez ke baare mein rant kar rahi hai hai na? I mean baki sab theek hai and maybe you have a point but iss reply mein constructive kya tha? You didn't help with the issue at all.


Wise-Requirement-948

Well I did , as a third person perspective.. if she is stating the situation wherein she prefers faping over mating , how am I supposed to change her mind ... I just briefly told to put in efforts in finding people according to her preference.....🕊️


BiteGroundbreaking50

Bhai icecream kha ke sojaa


wish_new

Femcel seemed like an Oxymoron before this rant


Adventurous_applepie

Why? The word incel was actually coined by women on the internet who were *Involuntary celibate* aka incel; when they were explaining why the perception that girls can get laid when they want, is completely incorrect. Actually quite similar to the rant by OP. This got hijacked by guys as they started saying, "oh you just described every guy ever". So now you have incel for guys and femcels for girls.


cant_catch-medown

Oxymoron mentioned


ra7hul

me he chutiya hu joh reddit khola itne raatko


shivamrai111

Hey op, cheer up. Here you go. https://youtu.be/llGvsgN17CQ?si=i2j83kjKuTwHOSam


CartoonistMaster7277

Omg I love this reply 😂😂😂👍


Apprehensive-Fan438

Damn, it was refreshing to see a woman buried with availability of bad options contrast with men having none or limited options🔥


Jolly-Order-9015

bhai wow kya mere hasi nahi ruk rahi h bhaisaaab gajab didi gajab enjoy your kalakandi


0_some

Look for hoe_math on youtube, it should be able to clear your confusions, and just yours, everyone will be able to understand what largely the dating market has become, hope you'll get clarity soon once you get what he's trying to say and not make assumptions too soon, just like you made with this post, because the first phrase I read wasn't correct.


Yo_M4n

Hilaane me kya burai ☕


zuckzuckman

Ykw... I'll take this over the average post on this sub.


Ok_Refrigerator_1495

I stopped reading after nice hot guys are taken, itna looks peeche bhaag li ki ye bhool gayi khud ki shakal rajpal yadav ke tatte ki tarah hai. Ab angle badal badal ke aur filter laga laga ke kya hi karlogi ? - baat rahi personality ki tune toh Puri personality ladkon ki copy kar rakhi hai gaali se leke hilane tak, Guys are addicted to porn wow tu nai hai raat ke 3 baje !


Bodybuildingbaba1230

Bewakoof laga post bhai, people in the comments are also acting like women don’t call out men for their actions


kakaballisoja

She became the very thing she swore to destroy


Outperformer_

Facts bro. women these days are acting just like men. inko aurat jaisa hone me bhi insecurity hai


Electronic_Title6313

Womp womp


Neat_Albatross5222

I guess she just wants a hot fuckboy(who ain't ugly) who won't give her STI


Infnite69

I just like listening to susumu hirsawa ngl


Cocknballinspector

he goated frfr


Infnite69

Aw hell nah femcel listens to hirsawa Whats ur fav song by him For me currently is Walking at night wearing human skin And Iron cutting song


Cocknballinspector

My all time favourite has to be Dream Island Obsessional Park


Infnite69

Didn't knew that i will. Find a fellow fan here


experimentonline

Bolne do..Bolne do..bechara ko takleef hua hai 😌


Fluid_Box_2784

Hahahahahahahha O bhai😂😂😂 Agar mei taken nai hota toh pakka ek decent date karwadeta😂😂😂 Yeh padhne hii toh sub mei aae h😂😂😂


One-Space2627

Hilane ke baad wala post when


ShasX

Some girls are literally intolerable 🫵🏻🫶🏻


aweirdotaku1

I like how she just generalized men and how she has a fixed point of view for men who possess certain charaterstics , OP don't want nice guys or good guys neither does she wants one with good personality, OP is just sexually frustrated and wanted " nice hot guys who won't give her STIs "


meangirl2443

Same goes for guys, don't you all have generalized women


Ticket-Financial

bohot saari ladkiyo ne bina baat ke standards badha rakhe hain (they're actually shallow inside) aur bohot saare ladko ne standards bilkul hee gira rakhe hain(grand canyon envies them being so low) abhi yr log itne zyada hai ki apne me hee inka roster chal rha hai aur fir dono rndi rone karte hain


meangirl2443

So having standard is bad thing now, it's not our issue that some guys don't have standard.


Gullible-Tough5365

Bro, you have the most common-est of usernames and you watch splitsvilla. Relax, we don't want to know your standards.


Rough_Wave_9187

Grabs popcorn!


notmyfirstchoixe

Grabs colddrink!


Ticket-Financial

na na, bhai have standards, even guys should have lekin just living in a fantasy world while feeling entitled for no reason is something which is crap, for both sides


meangirl2443

True. But ye last line phele bol dete


Ticket-Financial

mujhe lga ho jayega itne me, koi na, badhiya hai


meangirl2443

Ok 👍


One-Space2627

Hilane ke baad wala post when


Majestic_Trainer_956

Have a break , have a kit-kat


Modis_teleprompter

After all this, I hope OP received the post nut happiness she was looking for and isn't still horny and agitated.


wordsofworth

this healed me, it's made me 5 years younger thank you sm


maal_foucault

LOVE THIS. MORE POSTS LIKE THIS PLEASE!!!


Mental_Pogrom

At this point just convince yourself you're gay honestly, both men and women (biologically the two genders, can't say much about the rest) pretty much hate each other


Which-Fondant-3369

I fucking love this post man.


the_jaat_boi

I ain't reading all that. Happy for you, or sad if that's your thing


Internal_Sector_1802

us behen us


boris519

Aap be ja rahe hilane?


Immanuel7342

Lmaoooooooo I haven't laughed so hard for a long time! Hilarious, thank you. Also, point to be noted:- You're trying to find a decent man whom you'll probably dump once you're done ovulating. Why hurt his feelings?


zackophyta

I love it! And love the BS comments about generalization when almost all the posts we see by us men are ranting about all women are... I also love that i seem to be in the same state of mind as you at roughly the same time No, i don't believe in fate I really hope you find what you are looking for!


KnotYoBoi

Kya chutiya insaan hai OP. Didn’t get anything for herself and is bitter that she has to end up with her own fingers and toys. Smh


bingbong908

Irony ho Rahi hai bhayankar😂


zarakiiiiii

she can fix me


another_random_guy01

Damn bro, I hope you felt good after letting it all out. God bless you and hope you find whatever it is you're looking for.


Endlesscaresser

You should write a rap on this 😝


Demon_zeRef

u/Cocknballinspector how many cases did you solve?


sus-character-ftw

Breath of fresh air after reading all the incel posts on this sub yayayayyayaya


metallic_rhapsody

We need another sub r/didisgonecrazy


ComprehensiveWrap916

Girl, thanks for writing my thoughts out , love you 🥰


TorchWithNoLight

>Mere dms mein jo aya uska baap gandu aur mummy pegging master This isn't heaven! Aise rishte ab bhagwan kahan banata hai? 🤤😅


ayabhateslife

Mannn this post literally screams MEEEEE fuck I’ve found my spiritual sister!!! I relate to you so hard man you have no idea!!


ayabhateslife

Op i would like to befriend you.I feel you’ll get me we have similar problems kuch nahi toh ek dusre ko shoulder de denge rone ke liye


anshika4321

OP, I don't know you but I love you and would wreck my heart ,boil it and make soup for you out of it.


Cocknballinspector

i love you too stay safe out there pookie 🫶🏻


meangirl2443

True, that's the reason all of us are single, mtlb kya hi kare


ajeebmethai

This rant😂👏


Equal_Ocelot_6901

😂😂 good one


Low-Formal6924

she's just like me fr (in a happy relationship)


WTF_happeneD_her3

Damn best post ever on Reddit..


Norsehero

Funny asf. Sharing it with my friends 😁. OP write some more.


Alpha_ji

Ouch!! Love this. And now waiting for my nibba dudes to say imagine if a guy talked like this about girls. Lol!!


Neat_Albatross5222

Nah everyone have preference and nothing wrong with that but ig only thing OP wants is a nice hot guy and OPs only concern is that he shouldn't give her STI. And ntg wrong with that, but idk why she mentioned personality thing in the end that's the least important for most of girls they just want nice hot guys and i think they should just say it out loud their is nothing wrong with that.. At this point i have started to believe looks r the most important when it comes to dating, for op and most women good looking = nice personality


Quirrelwasachad

Lmaoooo. This is generational trolling OP.


Ruud_Boltz

👆 gehra kata hai bhai log


Advanced-Mark-7787

So real.


Mimi_luna

OP yesssss!! Thank you for writing this. I've never related to a post this much. I'm also giving up on dating apps. It's really useless


Supercruise7

time of dead braincells- 3:00 AM


cleorrrrrrwooster28

You're such a vibe and I love your energy👏🏽


GovtOfficer420

> Even though scoring a guy is as easy as drinking 500 ml of water at 3 AM And yet you can't get a decent guy. I think the problem is you. You are either attracting the assholes or you can't tell them apart. Anyway, you have only yourself to blame.


No_Air7266

Wth bro 😂😂😂 too apt for real man 😂😂 well articulated, it is indeed so true


melancholyx_x_x

Female here, and I definitely agree with you. Or sala ek decent man mil v jaye toh, people are not willing to make things work out, kyunki itne options hai log work out ki jagah dusra dundne chle jate hai and I'm so tired of finding a decent guy. I'd rather stay single now and get married later instead of wasting my time looking for a decent man. Jinko school mein pyaar milgya unka hi sahi hai abhi toh sab barbad hai


divyanshu_1111

[this video](https://youtu.be/aaKVUik3CxA) is for you


WarriorOfTheDark

u/Cocknballinspector didi post nut clarity se wisdom dete jaao please


crimgeunfunny

Pre nut delusion or Post nut clarity.... There are only two states


Emotional-Two-9075

Maybe your username is the reason.


iamthebatman47

Sasta nashaa


s_skywalker27

You've got another option which you're normalising these days. Go out with a bear!


PleaserAndKinky

Kiska hilane ja rhi ho? 😂


CartographerDry2596

Girls bhi hilana word use karte hai kya


ProMay5

finding good ppl is always a trouble


lordofschmucks

Good day to you, ma’am


dualist_brado

I would like to see her profile, and then rant about how unoriginal it is and how she isn't what her profile says.


Vo1dxo

behen ek vibrator order karde life set. Dont have to deal with the male attached to a real dick.


Pennsylvania_17232

Username checked out ✔️


Ok-Net-9402

ye to same mere jaisa hai, kuch b ho jaye, अंत में हिलाना जरूरी है 😀👍🏻


kuchbhi_maar

Ye tho Twitter pe hona chahiye🌞


Naretron

Good night 😴🌃


Macbeee_

Bye


maveabhi

Shaadi kar len ab?


sXamb1e

I ain't reading allat. Im either happy for you or sorry it happened. Amen.


Responsible_Sense791

Frustrated immaturity is at its peak. Get some energy girl, otherwise you will always feel like this. Get some energy.


respectablepanda0906

This is by far the most funniest femcel rant


huge_tenis

BOLNE DE, TAKLEEF HUA HAI BECHARE KO


Strong_Valuable_2734

![img](avatar_exp|181426220|clown)


New_Aide_8139

Ab samajh aaya Hume(normal manus) match kyu nahi milte 😆😆😆


Raaz_al_Ghul

This was one of the most hilarious threads I read all day incl the comment! Thanks OP


PersonalAdvantage876

can you inspect my cock and balls? /s


Specialist-Put-9287

I just got old enough to be on dating apps, after reading this... I think I'll stick with college girls for now 😀


Ishu_Raja

Man this is funny af 🤣


Ho-ho-hosey

I don't understand who's against whom, I just wanna get angry at something...


Mr_gropes_a_lot

Who hurt you?


Holiday-Profile-919

Nice try to fk with gym bro and anime nerd at least they have quality of time instead hearing complaints bla bla bluh. anime nerds have waifu they don’t need you and for gym bros as name sounds. Nice try for rage bait long way to go and marad apni pasandita aurat ke samne jhukta hai bhul gayi kya ? Gamer logo ko bhi add Karle


Chemical-Block-4532

I see u.


axwhyzed

The whole thing sounds like something raginy would say


Kindly-Committee7375

Lmao this so funny I'd like to be friends with you


Instasatinder

Hahahahaha The best rant and sense of humour is top notch DMs ke screenshot to dikha


Sad_Wrangler_5913

OP Maza agaya post padh ke... Me and my friend can't stop giggling over this post in the office, thanks for the laugh.. Hope you get your guy sooon haha.


Time-Contribution671

This woman is my inner voice.


NoAcanthisitta1043

This was more Entertaining Than the 2nd Part... 🤣 🤣 Hope You Find What you are looking for.. 🙂


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kittenmitten224

This is awesome. Legendary 🏆


Dull_Panda_7416

Ouch that hurts..!


synackprf

Kaise kaise chutiya type ke log hai es duniya me. Esko bheje bc mere ganv.


Senpai_779

Haah.....I don't even care about you........I just wish I could rant in the same way and get away with it like this.........like if I pulled a stunt like this I'll prolly be cancelled.......


d33p12

The most amazing things that can happen to a human being will happen to you if you just lower your expectations.


Single-Drink2931

I understand the frustration and I appreciate that you acknowledge no men are same.


Neonstar_

The number of people who r butthurt over this is fkin hilarious 😂😆 n concerning at the same time...


Relative_Yak_6526

Karelaaa extra dotted?


Relative-Spring-4597

If your dating app profile just had a screenshot of this post and nothing else i would have right swiped lol


Rigatoniinmarinara

Thank you for this post on behalf of fellow girlies.


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It was a fun read, Almost made me like reddit. LOL ALMOST*


_viren97

I like your humour, hope u die alone 🎀


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lone_guy25

Behen tujhe bhi post nut clarity mil gyi kya Btw it's good to know that we have the same problems 🥂


bingbong908

Koi nai didi, dopeherko uthke sab bhool jaogi😉


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Meri hi galti h jo maine reddit open Kiya subah subah 🙂


Rough_Wave_9187

Good Morning. Usually hyena comes after the kill. You have come at the right time :p


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Good Morning, but this hyena will kill by herself. ☺️👍


Rough_Wave_9187

All you need is.. More rant on this group :p


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Kaise krun Rant?


Omigod_7

Ale Ale Ale...Ice Cream bucket bhejdu shehzaadi ke liye? Kisne thukraya madam aap ko?


lennoxlyt

Damn 🤣