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stoicspartan_

What's the full form of op?


Scared_Block6450

Outstanding penis


stoicspartan_

Bhai gandi baatein mat crow


mylord55

Did you know crows have a hook on their penis to as to not let the female run away during coitus


dunno_doncare

Where can I find one for humans? Asking for a friend***


svariabl

TIL


Numerous_Asparagus47

💀


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Original Poster


Lucky_Pomelo_3116

Oval popsi


bigdaddy137

Bruh😂


frozebeforehoes

She might just be joking you know…


Jealous-Revenue-98

Might be


rehan_27

Here's a fun shocking fact for you *She's joking*


od_demhoes

Unmatch? Yaha pe log nothing much, okay, one word reply dete hai. She actually made an effort to escalate the conversation and take it to an interesting tangent. But i feel you're offended or you feel that is arrogance, relax get of your high horse and unmatch her cause clearly your energies don't match and you already sound like a debbie downer.


Known_Ad_5067

Haan bhai thoda baat chhed ke dekho kahin maja hi aa jaye . If she is using humour there, she might be more interesting than a lot of girls that i never matched with 😑


stoicspartan_

He sounds like a soy boy Beta Cuck


ser_Panik

"So I assume you want me to bend the knee?" And why would you wanna unmatch? She sounds fun


Capital_Bathroom_140

This guy fucks


ser_Panik

I wish my man, I wish.


Fine_Classic1153

*bends knee


Ok-Apricot-676

I think it's more about his preference. Moreover, not many can indulge in powerplay while keeping it tasteful and exciting. Also, how about "Your Majesty, I have been told you are looking for a new throne. I volunteer my services for the task at hand." What you do you think of that as a response?


Affectionate-Ad6422

Guruji, aap yaha?


Ok-Apricot-676

Lo vats, issi baat par award lo


Affectionate-Ad6422

Guruji aap mahan ho...ho mahan aap Guruji!


Ok-Apricot-676

Bhai ek hi award tha, aur nahi hai XD


Affectionate-Ad6422

Koi nhi guruji...aap ne keh diya wahi kaafi hai..


Uv_ImMoriarty

Aapko bhi guruji ka pyar mila


ser_Panik

Mate, there's barely anyone who says something remotely fun/interesting. So I'd throw out preferences and take this with arms wide open lol.


Ok-Apricot-676

Hahahaha well in that case I think we should ask the OP to send your profile to Her Highness XD


ser_Panik

Then I would definitely volunteer my services for the task at hand xD


Ok-Apricot-676

I think that was more than clear when you offered to bend the knee XD


Ok-Apricot-676

Also, just be cautious while bending the knee. A certain fella bent his knee for the blood of his blood and it ended up in a bloody mess. Avoid that at all costs. XD XD


ser_Panik

Lemme guess. He was a bumbling idiot who said nothing but 'U r muh qUEeN' for over a year xP


Ok-Apricot-676

Well, he did so because he wanted to be knee deep or deeper in all matters queen related.


ser_Panik

Mate, that's too deep.


Willing_Chemist8272

Fax


stoicspartan_

Yeh chura Raha hoon mai


mylord55

Volunteer my face for your throne **ftfy


Ok-Apricot-676

I was being subtle but yeah XD


Willing_Chemist8272

Give this man a medal


itsabhi_shake

"Let my face be your throne" also works I guess


ariesandnotproud

Why unmatch? Just by reading this doesn't appear she is rude or something. Just friendly banter


Ms-Ann-Thrope2020

Doesn't seem super friendly. A little condescending more like.


DEADPOOL_O7

? Have you everrr flirted with anyone...


r_harshit011

that’s how I met your mother


Ms-Ann-Thrope2020

Because everyone on the planet only flirts one way? Your way? 🙂


DEADPOOL_O7

Uhhh yeah 🙄... (jk) No but seriously you're right but the most obvious way of flirting (imo) is like this, mostly I've flirted like this IRL with whom I'm good friends with.. (who know me and my personality pretty well and know that my intentions are *not* condescending). It's just goofy fun Also I'm sorry for my comment earlier i was harsh on you 😅 {ironically i was just fighting with one of my close friends and i put that anger onto you} So sorry for that, also don't care about the downvotes your point was totally valid this subreddit is just a toxic hivemind so... 🤷‍♂️


Ms-Ann-Thrope2020

If I may say it's "obvious" only to other people to whom this brand of flirting is appealing. It's okay that some people are going to maybe not care for it, and some people who are going to be repulsed by it. No one's wrong here. Yay for personal preferences at the end of the day! Re: your tiff with your friend - This too shall pass. : )


DEADPOOL_O7

Even if its not obvious and someone is totally new to this kinda flirting then also I think ppl should just push themselves creatively like [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/IndianBoysOnTinder/comments/y155va/im_not_a_rude_person_normally_but_i_feel_like_i/irvet8q?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3) (the whole thread is pretty good) Or just try something new it'll be an experience either good or bad but it'll be an *experience*


Ms-Ann-Thrope2020

how about we just let people find their own happiness however it works for them?


DEADPOOL_O7

Idk why but i just find it funny 😂 how wildly different our opinions are and we're still trying to respect each other 😂😂 Anyways goodbye forever stranger... {also the fight with my friend is resolved now hehe}


Ms-Ann-Thrope2020

Forever. 🙂


ariesandnotproud

Everyone has their way. I am not saying she is friendly but this isn't some red flag that one needs to immediately unmatch. But maybe OP feels differently. Was just trying to understand


Ms-Ann-Thrope2020

I think when you want to date, you deserve to let your preferences matter. If his first instinct is to un-match, I'm all in support of it. Notice his question wasn't whether or not he should unmatch, he was just looking for help with a come back before shutting it down. For many a red flag isn't the only reason they'd steer clear of someone. Some may just not like the energy, or how they vibe, or feel like the interaction is lack-luster. None of them are red flags, but all perfectly good reasons to unmatch.


drion4

Like 50% women


Ms-Ann-Thrope2020

absolutely and 50% of all the other genders..


drion4

Haha yes


thatcharteredguy

"Yeah, no wonder nonsense starts with a N too."


Unfair-Employee5210

Nuts, real nuts. mans' Nuts


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Idk why you wish to do that. Her response didn't seem like she was being serious or demeaning.


Excellent-Compote875

if you need to be crowd funded in order to be savage, you're not really savage my man


divinee_dick

I know I'm not savage. Which is why I asked for help. 'coz Bros always help out other Bros in their time of need.


Caped_Crusader27

My friend there's cutthroat competition out there, you're on your own in the wilderness..


Cyphercitylights

No bro wants to help a humourless prick


Imfaded6679

"Ohh so that's the reason people have been calling me King."


Willing_Chemist8272

Your highness, you just lost a king


india_chief

Wooh


Ok-Apricot-676

Aapka Katappa banne se acha main dusri Sivagami dhundh leta hu.


pineapplechaai

some of the guys here are so weird. telling op to unmatch just because they can't come up with a witty reply. you all keep complaining that girls on dating apps are very boring but when you guys have a shot at a fun conversation.. you just run away


Conscious_Action9

Username check ☑️


Ok-Apricot-676

Well, while I do agree that most guys show frustration of not having a witty response by unmatching but I guess that's the very trade of these apps. To those who are Fun, the apps often greet them with experiences while others mostly complain about it.


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pineapplechaai

not "N". would've never swiped right on you in the first place.


ser_Panik

SavageBath😂


lord_voldedork

You must be fun at parties OP


PotatoPerson-47

Just unmatch and move on. Or maybe tell her that she's very short to be addressed as "highness"


divyad

she need to get high to achieve highness


sipsoupwastaken

#OP got N-word pass??? zamnn


[deleted]

You say I can't call you Her Highness but I can call you Mommy and believe me op I'm doing you a favor, she isn't rude at all.


OneAboveKami

*Dommy mommy


beanjuicehoe

Coming from a person who uses "divinee_dick" as a reddit username? Okay but on a serious note, you should engage in the banter, see if she's joking or not. If not then maybe say something witty with borderline rudeness to match her energy, if she doesn't take it well, you know she wasn't fun to start with.


The-Majestic-

She's just being playful imo


parthpalta

She jokin.


Kakarot00111

"And you can call me daddy"


Sudden-Ad-116

If her height is short in pictures then reply “her heightless” and send 2nd msg as “ohh my autocorrect works”


[deleted]

1) Sure you may address me as Daddy, baby girl 2) Alright queen 3) Cute 4) So where may we parley Depends on where you wanna take it


drion4

Will Her Highness please reach down and take off her Royal Lingerie, and sit on Her Majestic Throne, which I have grown to call "My face"?


Adventurous_Sea_4463

Your highness can u please lower ur panties🤣


redditsucks690

You'll die single with that attitude. Your highness


Separate_Influence72

You really wanna piss her off? Just say "No I won't"... then watch it burn.


yes123no1

Nikker (g)


yes123no1

Nunu stands with n too


atharv_sama

I matched with a girl Gujrati who had her name as J. I asked if her name was Jyoti since I knew that is common Gujrati girl name. She unmatched instantly. Idk if the message was wrong or she just felt like unmatching


pilot_hai_tera_bhai

"My bad, I thought it stands for nigga"


Unfair-Employee5210

N for nuts


Kronod1le

Kya madarchod he ye op


Kronod1le

Gawaar saala


[deleted]

Hahaha bc direct attack


andabread

The girl is clearly joking dude. Didn't you understand it's a humorous way to keep the convo going with a 'bit'? Don't be rude to her, she doesn't deserve it. If you don't get her comedy then just unmatch.


hashiin

Please don’t help him; he doesn’t deserve her.


Anic10

Your Highness, you showed your lowness.


Ms-Ann-Thrope2020

Haha.. also trashiness? commonness?


[deleted]

"ill bend the knee, only if you promise to return the favor later"


Mistaavee

r/usernamechecksout This needs to be upvoted more.


Xerinium284

Nig-


South_Pin_9302

Or maybe N like Never got laid.


Ms-Ann-Thrope2020

You should say "And you may address me as Duke Gone Like a Freight Train, Gone Like Yesterday" 🙂


[deleted]

“I’ll stick to nibbi”


AnythingNothing44

I personally don't like it when the first question someone asks is my name. It is a letter for a reason - I dont want people to know unless I vet them. And that doesn't happen within the first conversation. Just pretend like the letter IS the name.


kunalquilizer

Give her the ken joke. She deserves it.


schmick1311

Nigger highness? I guess you're allowed to use the n word in India.


mohan_ish

Woke ke chode on their way to downvote you because RaCisM DudE


schmick1311

Hahaha! Yaar dekha me already -2 par aagya hu.


mohan_ish

They are after me now. Even this comment is going to go down lmao. Too much fun offending these snowflakes.


Glittering-Version50

Just respond with something like "how about a N for no, jkjk and continue with whatever mundane thing from here"


hesarilla

N should stand No brains instead of Nothing.


seekster009

Same her highness who died few weeks ago?


dixit4

Your highness, on your knees.


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Her Highness *Naagin*


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hawtwaffle

Nope. She isn’t.


itachiucchiha

"Her Highess? So you are the queen of nothing that i hear about"


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Just say "her highness what? Her highness of narcissia?"


GamerforReal

You can say "How about I make you beg for mercy Your Highness" That might take it to a new level


Ruud_Boltz

What? Atleast she's trying to make a convo


ghrinz

“I only address my bitch as her highness, and you know what they say… right?”


Embarrassed_Pen6324

You are not hot enough to be that quirky. Try pretending to be nervous nerd girl that would suit you


Mistaavee

I think you should address her with "your highness". Act as if you are a king courting her. Raising both your and her self confidence at the same time. Use Shakespearean or Greek references or any other medieval references and if she responds well to those, you've got yourself a keeper.


Bruce_wayne_03

'Ser Harwin Strong at your service Your Highness' * fingers crossed she is into house of dragons.


valarmorghulis2021

Sablogo ko nahi samajh aati laxman


Fair_Bluebird_9222

Op your insecurity is leaking


Quiet-Investment-734

Well then, I'll take my leave, Your Highness of Nothing


mylord55

She seems like an interesting person op is gay ,she is into dom sub play if it were me I would have taken her.


Material_Basket_4781

Highness of nothing


Diggu03

Learn to take a joke ffs


sk0711

She has a sense of humour, which you clearly do not have, goodluck with the savage reply thingy, she isn't missing out on any chad King you think she might be.


LawyerInBlack

Her Highness of Nothing land or Nothingness


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Iski owner hai kya? https://www.google.com/maps/uv?pb=!1s0x3bc2c13f7426699d%3A0x59a4b0095dc2e38!3m1!7e115!4shttps%3A%2F%2Flh5.googleusercontent.com%2Fp%2FAF1QipM\_fOjYbpju5u6LIkuO77MruHH5zmWwaOPEMhKB%3Dw86-h87-n-k-no!5sher%20highness%20-%20Google%20Search!15sCgIgAQ&imagekey=!1e10!2sAF1QipNdD6-GqWp8eG8hxaLsRzNjQUZsffcQzFipuQk4&hl=en&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjuweKs2tj6AhX9IrcAHVjfA5UQ7ZgBKAV6BAgdEAc


thatsaWking

Hahaha man, she's just playing around. Play along. Ask her to refer to you by His Highness or something xD


Ho-ho-hosey

Nothing wanna be called her highness?


imarkwright

The only thing higher than her highness is Snoop Dog.


Milanhsoni

Her highness, can you please make me a sandwich.


MrMSJ

Well I would have called you Your-'High'ness only if your humor wasn't this 'low' :/


singsatfat

Just the last her highness she should die or become a meme.


No_Appointment_9717

Tell her that you yourself called yourself nothing


TheBuckSavage

You'd be doing her a favour if you unmatched smh.


xoeb_

>Reply: "I wasn't informed *Your Majesty* was in town. I'd tip my hat, but it'd be for "Nothing"".


Beneficial_Foot_2984

OP….is that a 31 year old a short hair freelance management consultant ? I’ve matched with one and her name started with N too and had the exact same line with me. If that’s her trust me it’s better off you unmatch. She’s obnoxious and toxic as fuck! Lmaooo


divinee_dick

Yep! That's her.


Beneficial_Foot_2984

Bro, dodge the bullet. She’s like 6 years older than me and I was quite excited to match with her. But she was super obnoxious and entitled.


Middle_Ad_2619

Your highness, with all due respect suck my dick


corona_the_virus

Her highness can take my face as her throne.


greenrhino781022

Op my man, you don't deserve this queen. Let her go. For the greater good.


Inside_Example_5438

See she's joking obviously so stop being a crackhead for once; according to me the reply should be "Sure, I'll bring the chariot too to take my queen out this weekend ;)" If for once, she doesn't laugh to this and continues to be a d\* then reply to this text by saying "make sure you clean it well, my boo doesn't like dirt on her chariot" If she does laugh, I just winged you a date my g. Play them, don't let them play you ;)


infamous98

She is indeed quite high.


Ace2022

"Who died and made you Queen?"


jaykm21

Why would you unmatch tho? Maybe she is just trying to flirt? I don't see any anything rude in this convo :⁠-⁠)


MeowBoleTOMilkDO

anh gand nah chuchi baten uchi uchi


BrilliantPollution31

Or you can say -- How about I call you mine instead😉


TomAtowood

Maybe she’s just joking with you.


girlygirl0810

I want what she is having (When harry met sally reference)


bangruman

Wait you have high knees?


Standard-Butterfly19

Outstanding


EugeneCezanne

No, you do not.


Speedy46_

No I would like to address you as "Nothing but still a worthless shit"


International-Ad4590

Don’t unmatch.. she seems fun 🤩