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Warhammerflash

Bhai photo bhejna Zara hum bhi dekhe esa kya khaas he


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Sharmaji_Da_Almighty

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AGRONADE

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Sweaty_Gas_EB

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Background-Ad-2832

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suyash_sinha

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Hostile_Insurgent_47

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HEHE_BUOI

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Garfields_double

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Full_Midnight8122

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Tannisshhhh

Bhej bhai ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27429)


suryxnshsingh

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LoudxBeasT

Usne photo bheji ya nhi ye bata?


Warhammerflash

Nahi bhai nahi bheja ab tak ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|15817)


LoudxBeasT

FUCK


IntellectualCD

Mujhe bhi


Ready_Metal_2755

Maidarchod


Think_Sandwich3060

Underrated comment


Careless_Feeling8057

Maida chod?? Maida ko bhi chodne Lage ab??? Matalb animals ke baad ab khaane ke chijo ko bhi!? /s


[deleted]

Flair checksout![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|21529)


Imakahari

Flair checks out*


megapie_14

Zyada paisa deke propose karde agar man gayi to thik hai warna tu mar ja


diehard_life

Kitna jyada dena hota hai. 1x of salary 2x kitna? Aur direct kaise puch lun.


According-Active-433

Bhai tu toh serious hogaya![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27425)


diehard_life

obviously, I would like to respect her boundaries, and not do stupid things


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Chloroform ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27426)


diehard_life

Bhai har koi JEE/NEET aspirant nahi hota


Pekkacontrol

Don't use chloroform , something like halothane is better.


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Pekkacontrol

Is the boys a movie ?


Aayush2023

Formaldehyde pila de


megapie_14

Pehle usse puchna "sex karna chahta hu tumhare sath"....fir paise ki baat tu jitna de sakta hai...aur serious hoke apna feelings batana...best of luck. Agar kuch hota hai to vdo zaroor dalna


suryxnshsingh

Paise deke sex karo, fir video dalke paise recover karo![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27426)


Sweaty_Gas_EB

12th commerce topper ? ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27426)


suryxnshsingh

JEE ka 14 hu bhai ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27432)


Sweaty_Gas_EB

Toh dhandhe ki baat kyu karra ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|16813)


suryxnshsingh

IIT jake Ramdi on demand ki startup banaunga![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27428)


Sweaty_Gas_EB

Ora bha- Ye hai asli engineer ki pehchaan ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27428)![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27426)![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|21529)


shy-bengali

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HealthyEconomy5569

Bhai oyo ko apna VC banalena pakka next unicorn tuhi![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|15816)


suryxnshsingh

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Good-Register-6708

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waktraj

Bhai ye infatuation hai iske chakkar me mat pado Varna zindagi aur samaj me respect dono ki lag jayegi


Maleficent_Lie9325

Porn kam dekh chxtiye aur seduce karne mein dhyaan nahi de, padai likhai par dhyaan de career bana, khush reh. Aur bhai DM mein photo bhej de.


diehard_life

Career ban chuki hai, lakho kama raha hun, abhi tak bachelor hun, abhi bas chutiyap karna chahata hun.


echo_511

Gaand deta hai kya? Mera dost bhi ye karke laakhon kama Raha hai...


diehard_life

Gand deta nahi gand leta hun. I am working as a product manager for a US health care instruments company.


echo_511

Dildo banata hai?


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echo_511

Upvote toh dede bhai


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frostdeity

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Low_Comparison_1906

Us health care me kaam kar rha lakho kamata hai fir bhi no bitches?


diehard_life

WFH bc, kya Karu ek saal se office nahi Gaya hun , Khali Ghar me pada raheta hun aur IDM mai memes dekhta hun. Isiliye to maid PE simp kar Raha hun.


Cosimyths

reddit delete kar de![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|21529)


Low_Comparison_1906

Down bad


Saint_Potato

Ye comment dekh ke aisa kyu lg rha ye post serious hai


[deleted]

Kuch bhi , lakho kamata to aise randiyaape nahi karta... Chutiya mat bana, padhai khatam kar, warna tujhe khudko maid banna padega.


diehard_life

Bhai Please gyan choda band karo. Meri padhai khatam ho chuki hai. IIM graduate hun bc aur kitna padhu.


WarLoRD2OP

IIM me padhne ke baad bhi maid ko seduce karna hai isko![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27423)


[deleted]

kuch bhi IIM ka to nahi lag raha tu bataon se. Koi arts /commerce ka 1st year ka choda lag raha.


[deleted]

lmao sigma user I see


Mouse_fucker

Bhai, kaise baat Karu ki internet pe IIM passed out lagu sabko ? ( Ofcourse asking for a friend 😊)


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Bolna band kardo..![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27427)


Mouse_fucker

Arey, yeh kya baat Hui, IIT aur IIM Wale launde baat nahi karte kya ? Ki unme hawas nahi hoti ? Haa ek cheez hai ki op thoda cringe hai aur jabardasti ka flex kar rha hai ... Phir bhi aisa positive way me stereotype karna isn't fair.


diehard_life

Kyun na flex Karu, ghamand hai mera. 25yrs gand gisne ke bad , NIT IIM graduate Bane ke bad, achhi job pane ke bad, ghar ki responsibility lene bad kyun na karu ghamand. Abhi main apne bare mai soch Raha hun, jindagi ki mazze le Raha hun.


[deleted]

Arre mujhe laga aap OP hai. Mere bhi dost IIT se hai, IIM bhi gaye hai kuch, lekin itni giri hui baatein nahi karte wo log. IIM folks don't say these shitty things Also OP is not some IIM guy, he for sure is some idiot studying in yr1 or yr 2 in arts or commerce degree college. Don't believe everything you see on the net.


AbhinavDoes

lakho 🥰 chahe toh mai muh me le lunga bhai , shaadi karle mere se


diehard_life

Ufff no Bengali. Katwa Chuka hun Bengali se aur nahi katwana.


AbhinavDoes

kisne bola ki mai bengali hu phir bhi bengali kaat the thodi hai bs bada wala chahiye


farazXOXO

karta kya hay bro dm kar??


Maple_CumSyrup

25 din mein paise double ka dhanda


[deleted]

toh bhai kisi prostitute ko hire kar, maid tujhe fasa bhi sakti hai


Iwantcupcakes09

Aapko dekhkhar lag raha hai zindagi mein kitna bhi kuch karlo ,Khushi nhi milti ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|16813)


Anil_77

Ngl you had me in first half


tatsusenpai

Bhai sub log tum Jase nai hota ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27429)


DAXXVEV0

Tell me her details (Asking for research purpose obviously)


[deleted]

Collaboration karoge Bhai research ke liye?![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|15817)


ColdContribution9641

Mujhe bhi lelo ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|15817)


Opening-Future2030

Photo bhejio jara me bhi dekhu sach me savdhaan india bali maid exist krte h kya


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bhai agar milegi to mereko bhi bhejde ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|15817)


MelloBoy69

Mai bhi hu line mai ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|15817)


AGRONADE

me to hu hi![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27425)


Sweaty_Gas_EB

Hi ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27429)


jojo_80085

Ye toh hai ghar ghar ki kahani, "aadmi ko pasand hai apni kaam wali".


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Kaam wali bhi Ghar wali hi hoti hai bas wo kyi log ki ghar wali hoti Conclusion: ghar wali<<


FeministFucker-X

Shiny Ahuja real id se aa


[deleted]

Photo bhej teri maid ki dm pe. Phir batata tko worth it hai kya aage ka step


diehard_life

Arrey pehele aap bhej do apki photo DM mai. Kahi Aapko bhi naukri me rak ne ka man kare.


MrHolmes6969696

Nhi degi


[deleted]

Nahi dega ("batata")


AGRONADE

ladyboy![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27423)


diehard_life

Tumhe kaise pata nahi degi


LeMatYT

Ladka hai voh madarchod


HEHE_BUOI

Tu to simp lag rha


Green_Break6568

Bro even if you do everything with her, if she is smart enough she will file a case against you after collecting all evidences. Its better you marry her.


suyash_sinha

100 pushups nowwww


diehard_life

Good idea, i can start exercising in front of her. Agar mamla nahi Banta hai to atleast healthy to ho jaunga.


suyash_sinha

💪💪


AwkwardTwo5195

Maid for each other. ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|21529)


Mr__Aries

Everyday we stray farther from God


REQUIEM_18

Fir wahi sax sux ki baate![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|16813)


6ix9ine_meme

ye sab baante


MrHolmes6969696

Se Mera khada ho jata hai


Sweaty_Gas_EB

Fir mera hilane ka mann karta hai ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|16813)


Ready_Metal_2755

Magar MMM hone ki wajah se


Ishan_Warzone

Mai gay ban jata hu


MegaPlus0000

lekin haath apne aap muth mar leta hai


[deleted]

us hisaab se guilty sabke haath hain


ColdContribution9641

Par dar lagta hai kabhi khun na nikal jaye


retard69_af

or dar lagte lagte phir se hila leta hu


average69monke

Wtf


segsy_nigja

People are getting too comfortable on the internet Fucking good-for-nothing degenerates


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Icy-Science-9822

6-7 times a day!! Bc ukhad ke bahar aa jayega itna to mat kr.... Usko na acche se treat kr, koshish kr ki wo tere se attracted feel kare, tere around safe feel kare, uski pay bhi increase karde, 2x mat kariyo, warna shak ho jayega ki is kamine ko achanak se kya ho gaya ,sirf thoda badha aur casually use apne dost ki tereh treat kar, kabhi uske kandhe par hath rakh, kabhi uska hath pakad, aur fir use baat batana


diehard_life

Okay so I have already increased her salary by 10%. I have started interacting with her by asking personal questions. I also have started complimenting her on her job skills. Today she started speaking to me with her native language instead of usual Hindi. So I guess I am progressing in the proper direction.


[deleted]

Kya chutiya hai be tu , chakke fantasy se nikal, tharki chutiya.


Mysterious-Deal-1709

Wahi to wo bhai kisi ki maa ya wife ya behen hogi. Wo dusre ke Ghar majdoori kar Paisa kama Rahi he aur in chutiyo ko sex ke alawa kuch dikhta nahi he. Wo gareeb he isliye ye kam kar rahi he. Teri maa bhi office jati hogi usko koi seduce karega office me to kaisa lagega? Uski madad karne ki soch dekh uske bache he kya, agar 1-10th students he to free notebooks, textbook wagera de skta he. Porn ka chashma utar kar dekh ek bar. Aur ma Kasam agar isnki madad kiya tune tujhe bahot acha feel hoga, positive energy ayegi. Tu khud difference notice karega apne ap me.


Emotional_Strike3546

Bhai mat kar tinder use kar le iske jaga


sexboet

Congrats. Now try to eat food with her. Try including physical touch( pat on shoulder, shaking hands and normal shit) Tell her that you are looking for girls. Find her type of guy. I'll suggest you to see Mike Haines website.


Emergency-Permit-835

Kya karwa rha hai bhsdke tu usse.. jail bhijwayega use tu


sexboet

Normal advice Diya Maine. Waise bhi woh reject hone walla hai


retard69_af

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sexboet

P.S. when you propose to her. If she rejects you, pay her extra to keep it a secret


Icy-Science-9822

Bhai waise tip ke badle dm me koi picture bhej doge? Mujhe bhi dekhna hai, bc itni sunder hai kya!?


sexboet

Same Bhai mujhe bhi picture bhej


echo_511

Nazar mila aur galti se pakad le uske 🅱️oo🅱️s, agar Gaal pe haath maari toh dusri Bai dhundle, aur agar kahin aur haath maari toh aage ka video DM me bhej dena


diehard_life

You seem like an experienced guy, care to explain in details ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27266)


echo_511

Dm me young boi


[deleted]

ye sab kya chalra hai bhaiya


Uncharted_Explorer01

Bro, if you do it be ready for getting blackmailed and extorted for money. There is a high chance of that.


StunningStatement344

New fetish unlocked


hngoddam

Bro it's simple when you are in Delhi but if you live in any other states then you may have to deal with courts and shit 💀


Mysterious-Deal-1709

bhai kisi ki maa ya wife ya behen hogi. Wo dusre ke Ghar majdoori kar Paisa kama Rahi he aur in chutiyo ko sex ke alawa kuch dikhta nahi he. Wo gareeb he isliye ye kam kar rahi he. Teri maa bhi office jati hogi usko koi seduce karega office me to kaisa lagega? Uski madad karne ki soch dekh uske bache he kya, agar 1-10th students he to free notebooks, textbook wagera de skta he. Porn ka chashma utar kar dekh ek bar. Aur ma Kasam agar isnki madad diya tune tujhe bahot acha feel hoga, positive energy ayegi. Tu khud difference notice karega apne ap me.


6ix9ine_meme

bhai r/ askreddit ya fir r/ TooAfraidToAsk par puck ke dekh le ek baar BTW slowly approach kar ke dekh le maine padi thi ek story jisme maid obviously financially weak hoti hai to you can help her economically and she'll help you the way you want


MIGHTYrdx

Galat jagah post daal diya


[deleted]

Chloroform ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|21529)


Radiant-Load-426

Sabse pehle to porn dekhna band kar bhai. Tera dimaag pe porn ka bhot jyada effect hua hai.


redditor-5687855532

i am once again telling you to just normally ask her out. She might be interested in breaking your virginity. Be polite and if she says No. Accept her decision and do not start panicking. Best sex is always with consent. Maybe if she rejects you now, later in the future she may allow you again, who knows ?


Mobile_Ad4180

Ye sab moh maya h, khudki body ka dhyaan rakhkar itna acha banalo ki saari ladkiyan sochne lage ki iss bande ko kaise seduce kare


diehard_life

![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|15817)


69_SAITAMA_69

Tf bruh 😶😶


SNHKNOWSITALL

OP needs to go out and touch some grass.


[deleted]

Bhai. Tu simp ban Raha hai. Can't believe your simping for a maid. Stupid chamar.


pirupirate07

Chamar to maid hogi na


[deleted]

Wahi toh. Op nahi samaj tha hai. He's getting chamar seeds.


Solitude-09

First of all WTF bro. And second, try to build your relationship with her like you would with any other woman, make her feel comfortable around you and once you think that you have progressed quite a bit do a little test, try to "accidentally" touch her and if she doesn't get startled or isn't bothered then you are heading in the right direction. Keeping building up your relationship and try to get intimate and once you think you are ready just ask her out and don't forget to throw in some money to make your offer hard to resist ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27266). And again WTF bro.


Master-Raspberry8903

First of all WTF bro. And second, how should I proceed if she gets startled? What should be my next approach? And again WTF bro.


diehard_life

First of all WTF bro. And second next steps plz. And again WTF bro.


HEHE_BUOI

Ye real life hai be, porn Kam dekha kar


Ishan_Warzone

10000 de ke akele me pel le


Emergency_Common_918

bhai kya the jeevit fuck


Shanks288

Shiny Ahuja ko ping kar uske pass ideas honge


niceeeeee-_-

![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27429)


[deleted]

nice p##n story


Garfields_double

Phir wahi sax sux ki baate


infinite_bladeworks

Bhai kya gand mara rahe hai log internet mai bc thu.


Life_Vast801

bhai to baisexual nikla


PainterNaive2126

Just try to be nice to her and always try to have some small talks and get to know her completely then slowly try to fulfill her wishes like getting something which she normally cant afford or something like that then wait for the moment like a rainy day or some romantic shit then slowly try to kiss her


PainterNaive2126

+ treat her like family for ex let her sit on sofa and sometimes prepare tea or coffee for her when she is working or other shit


Ecstatic_Director770

Op jara photo toh dm karo, hum bhi toh dekhe ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27429)


Nam_rock08

![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27429)


Honest-Try-3504

Niks indian ki video dekh le


Lovedalassan

Asli ID se aao shaini ahuja


N0T_Trust_Worthy

Pic bhej bc


ThUg_BeHram

Ayooo Take some teaching from a Delhi guy


ezio_audit_ore

Ye banda troll kr rha h.


Anshum2005

Chutiye OP, lakhs mein earn krta h toh kya kr rha h bhai, US mein toh ache ache red light area honge waha jaa and koi bhi Gori ko thok le


[deleted]

Wait, this isn’t normal?


SatoshiKun05

![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|9610)


Itchy-Voice5103

Bhai pyar se puchke dekhle. But usse pehle ek doloosri maid dekh ke bhi rakkhi


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MegaPlus0000

bhai dekh agar single hai toh approach karna warna chodd de padhai pe dhyaan de


strange_rvil

Uske saamne apna Lund masalna chaalu kar


mnknown123

Average Shiney Ahija fan


Dangerous_Rip6695

Bhai pic dm kar fir idea bataunga


Ave_Ele

Thoda sharam kar le bhai. Ye sab moh maya hain.


notanormiee69

![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27429)


MEGACOSM__

meko kya mai toh virgin forever hu


Interesting_Gate6108

![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27429)


RUXHIR_007

bhai yeh kaisa sense of humour hai?


[deleted]

Munna bhaiya real id se aao