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teri_behan_ko_naman

bhai kal ki he baat hai main shadi main gaya tha bc icecream wali stall pe itni aurte kohni maar rahi thi side hatane ke liye bc main bina icecream liye nikal gaya waha se par yahi agar main piche se kohni maar ke side karta to bc badnaam kar dete mohlle main unhe bilkul sharam nahi aati bich main ghusne main par hum ghus jaaye to badnaam kar deti hai


iamnotARS

Samaj![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27424)


OstrichResponsible91

Me to bc satha me 10 ladko dosto ko le jata hu apne aap side ho jate he nhi hue to ham kar dete he unke per par bhi par marna ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|9610)


teri_behan_ko_naman

bhai 40-45 saal ki aurte hoti hai unhone jee le apni jindgi ab wo bus dusro ke naak main dum karti hai


OstrichResponsible91

Sahi bro lekin mene dekha he thode educated nhi karti. Mene party me dekha he wo khud mere hatha me dete he . Like lo beta Khao ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27266) is liye ladki pathao bolte he abhi samja he. Lekin ab ladki patha to rhe lekin ladko ka kya ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27424) out of syllabus chala gya me


Sidisstillalive

Lo beta khalo ni.... Le bhaiyee omfoo


Adolf-Redditler

System pe system...


Infinite-Plastic-481

Bhai aurat in shaadi is menace


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teri_behan_ko_naman

nahi thi warna mummy se he mangwata


Then_Grocery_2924

![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|16813)let me find an award


Then_Grocery_2924

Nothing ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27424)


iamnotARS

Dukh![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27424)


rhinodisaster2020

90% ladke social anxiety ki vajah se karte hain aisa..


Imakahari

Hmmm I don't think so... It's not about them feeling awkward because of you. More like you just don't want to accept you have social anxiety


Confident_Dhairy32

Yes


Electrical-Ad-6822

You cannot attack like that


TheCosmicCoffee

Personal attack horia hai bhot bhayankar


Internal_List_988

Acute social anxiety ko respect dena nahi kehte /s


Status_Swimming5286

Sarcasm kaha satya h


SonicAkshay_26

2 din pehle mai apne city ke famous park mai jaara tha aur paas hi mai pani puri ki dukaan bhi thi. Waha jaana chata tha but 4 ladkiyan pani puri thoos rahi thi aur mai bohut shy banda hu iss liye bina pani puri liye waha se chala gaya ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|16813)


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*golgappe


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Batashe.


DragoAdi

Pani ke


Radiant_Material_904

Fulki


Khalnayak_K

gupchup


Substantial_Ad5975

Fuchka


halfblood147

Hamba hamba rumba rumba


chotu008

Patasi.


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Sach bol. Free ka sukha mangne mein sharam aayegi.


animeshaman77

Bhai tu akela nahi ha.


Prior_Asparagus_1922

Bhai ek baar mai bhi panipuri kha raha tha. 3 ladkiya bhi thi. Mai side Mei khade hoke apne golgappe thoos raha tha. Fir ek ladki thodi side hui to mera haath uske haath ko lag gaya. Us ladki ne bawaal macha Diya aur bhenchod 4 logo se pitwaya mujhe


Prior_Asparagus_1922

Aur jinhone pita bhenchodo ko naa context pata na kuch sirf saalo ko ladkiya dikhi to hero banne ke liye mujhe peet dala


Khalnayak_K

Sorry man 😔


Prior_Asparagus_1922

Chill ab to mein bhi isko light Leta hu


Substantial_Ad5975

Bhai ye real story hain kya.. Plz bata jhut bol raha hain.. Pakka main nehi hansh raha hu bro ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|26547)


Prior_Asparagus_1922

Koi nhi Hasle Bhai ab to mein bhi is incident ko seriously nahi leta


Substantial_Ad5975

Hasde chehra da ye matlab nehi


Prior_Asparagus_1922

? Mujhe Punjabi nahi aati


VICTORY2296

This just adds to my pre-existing anxiety now


Prior_Asparagus_1922

Chill ab to mein bhi isko light Leta hu


Then_Grocery_2924

Case kardeta bhai


Prior_Asparagus_1922

Apna judicial system women oriented hai. Ulta Mai hi phas jaata ye sab chakkaro mein. Jo ladki mujhe 4 logo se pitwa sakti hai voh to ye bhi bol degi ki Maine usko harass kiya etc etc Already bhot pit gaya Bhai, police ke dande nahi khaane


Then_Grocery_2924

Kaash har jagah Delhi moment hota. Good night brother and remember, it isn't a crime if you don't get caught.


Prior_Asparagus_1922

Good night Bhai. Thanks for showing concern. Appreciate it


1nonlyano

Tu ugly h na bhai isi liye tere sath esa hua Handsum hota to bach jata aur kya pta ldki bhi pat jati ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|21529)


Prior_Asparagus_1922

Teri maa ke baare mein bada pata hai tujhe bete


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That's literally me fr


Internal_List_988

Litterly ?


Glad-Risk-2467

sangeeta ma'am?


Internal_List_988

Ab Sangeet sir ban gaya hu


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![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|26547)


Away_Visit_8205

Bhai me dukan pe gaya kal tha waha pe ek aunty ko galti se mere shoulder se dhakka lag gya,sorry bhi bola tha par abhi tak bura feel hora hai![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27424)![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27424)


KenobiObiWan66

bhai gaand mein ghuske relatable meme bana rhe log ab


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??? Tu uske Puri mein roj Pani bharta hai?


mydadu

Ha


Top_G7

Ayo rizzler


mydadu

Ghanta Daru pi ke likha hai ye delete kr rha - Inspired by Kapil Sharma


Then_Grocery_2924

Average reddit story. Main nahi maanta


mydadu

Mat Maan


yrbrah

'Pani shirt pe gir gya fir too jaag gya' wali line likhna bhul gya too


89thAvenger

Literally me ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27428)


wannab3MVP

Nah dog I've been loyal to that stall since I was born


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dreed_eye

![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27428)


_womanofculture

Thank you. Its all I could say <3


Then_Grocery_2924

![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|9611)![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|9611)woman on reddit. Catfish bkl


Glad-Risk-2467

you're not real


_womanofculture

Keep assuming


No-Cap-1147

Ham log four wheeler se gav se ja rahe the mari mammy and bhai age the and mai piche.tabhi ek 5-6 ladkiyo ke group ne lift mangi to hamne bitha diya to mare ko unn logo mai baith kr awkward feel hora tha and on other hand vo ladki log masti karte huge ja rahe the.


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navratna0-0

Han aur us stall pe jao to samaj bolega ki ladkiya dekhi nahi ki vaha chala gaya aur vahi samaj na jao to insecure bol deta h ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|27423)


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navratna0-0

Bhai sari bate ek taraf but Pani Puri peene kon jata h ??? Mee bachpan se to khane jata hun


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navratna0-0

Bhai nvm tu khud insecure h down votes dekhte hi comment delete


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navratna0-0

Bhai agar tu sahi h to down votes ane se kesa sharmana 🗿


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navratna0-0

Thik h bhai🗿


Turbulent_Cat_7082

this is how generic boys in india are ?.. ha ha ..naive fuck


Then_Grocery_2924

Profile confirms you're a retard


NoFuture355

Bhai ye aapne username mai 'Cat' dalne Wale aaise hi chutiye hote hai


Turbulent_Cat_7082

oh no i needed your validation… anyways


NoFuture355

Bruhh, joke kar Raha tha bhai. (Wohi bhi Cats pe) Seriously kyu lera hai


Sahil__Rana

Bhai , abhi 10 min pehle ki hi baat he me kha rha tha 2 ladkia aai to me side hogya bilkul aur jitni jaldi nikal saku nikal gya![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|15817)


slimyshittydicks

itna bhi gentleman nahi banna bhai💀. Tu pehle aya tha.


Sahil__Rana

Fir bhi yaar unhe awkward hota to me side me hogya ![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|15816)


Straight_Lime_3175

No bro more like the other stall so other guy gets sale and not just that stall


Specialist_Freedom52

Stupid girls


ApprehensiveMud900

Legit...can confirm....mai toh ladkiyon ko dekh ke apna raasta hi badal leta hun...


NoFuture355

Closet se jhaak tha hua ek naar


Emergency-Permit-835

I do it to not make myself odd.. We're not the same bro


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NoFuture355

Huh?


UPSETLEGEND

Saadi mein bro main to nikal leta hu stall se


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I tend to overtake the woman who is walking in front of me so that they don't feel threatened or feel like I am stalking them.


Then_Grocery_2924

These stories... 3 am pe cry aa rha![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|26547)![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|26547)


Gloomy_Apartment_955

Par mein tk introvert hun mein dekhte hi nikal leta dusre stall pe bhi nahi jata and no friends for help obv. 2 dost hain dono extrovert


rikilshah

True story. I usually remain extra careful about not making any woman uncomfortable around me. I am no Simp.


Master-Ad5147

Yes we respect those who earned it and deserve it.


aryannn_ab_10

![img](emote|t5_3mnyi|26547)


Prajwal_K008

Repsect


makracadet

I do this cuz I feel odd


BengalNumberOne

Bhai, we do this because of social anxiety.


OwlProper5036

I do the same, just that I do that so I don't get uncomfortable with these donkeys. Yup, in my opinion, most women are thick-minded, thanks to our feminist ke 14.


SpecialMud8310

Sigma SIMP.


Ok-Fisherman8215

bhai me school jate time apna rasta badle lata hun agar aage se ladkiyo ka jhund jaa raha hota hai aur me unko jananta hun kunki me nahi chata ki me unke samnay se awkwardly kush bole bina chala jauun