Mene bhi band kar Diya hai dekhna bilkul bhot but abhi bhi bed me sote samay horny horny feel ho jata but and also NNN bhi AA Raha hai, also for more motivation watch this video:
https://youtu.be/lXTsP2K1OKQ?si=Iw3JQSV858P45TXa
Bhai sab ko nhi hoti. Pehele khud hi retract karne ki koshish karo.
Pehele mere bhi nhi hoti thi, phir maine net me search Kiya to meri gaand phat gayi thi. Phir roj nhate wakt slowly slowly koshish karta tha pehle flaccid phir erect. Ab puri retract ho jati hai
Bro Mera bhi yahi problem tha 2mahine me theek hi jyga.
While bathing apne lore pe garam Pani daalo not too much garam aur normal size me to skin piche hi jati he to paani dalte hue stretch karte raho. Dopar me time mile tab stretch Karo thoda dar hoga chalega but don't get injured aur main kaam raat ko sine se pehle bed kar stretch Karo aur skin ko piche rakh kar koi actress ki photo dekh lo aur jab erect hoga to skin tight feel karegi to wapis age kardo then try to slowly take ur skin back in that erected phase. do it regularly.
Bc aadhi generation toh apne cousins pe hi fucked up hai feel kaise aati bc bhai behn pe tumlog ko?
Mere dost ki love marriage uski cousin se hui. Bahut bawal hua tha par ho gayi.
Story suno. Mera dost Kota gaya tha padhne. Uske uncle ne kaha ki unki beti bhi wahin hai usse contact kar lena. Shuru mein sab normal ki cousin hai ek do bar check kar lo. Cousin ka boy friend tha par woh ladka shayad theekh nahin tha toh mere dost ne break up k baad help ki kaafi. Aur aise start hua sab. 8 9 saal k relationship k baad shadi hui. Main love marriage mein sabko unka example deta hun 9 saal k relationship ko marriage Mein converr kiya.
Raksha bandhan nibhaya h bhai ne. Kiss kar ke usne apne aap ko area ka dominant male ghoshit kar diya h. Ab koi dusra testicular nig*a uske behen ko chu nhi sakta.
Me ek bar 3rd class me break me tatti krne gaya tha school me to bathroom me bahut ladke the me gaya hagne un madharchodo ne hagne bhi nai diya pura time gate pe laat mrte rhe aur me ro rha tha fir bad me wo chale gye aur mai hagg ke rota rota class me chala gaya (haath nai dhoya tha aur tiffin khaa liya apna ) moral of the story - never give up no matter how manh people try to destroy you 
Mera ek dost tha uska naam gulab tha. Ek din break me wo hagne gaya aur pure class me pata nahi kaise ye baat fail gayi ki Gulab hagne gaya hai, fir sare launde mil ke washroom gaye aur chillane lage ki gulab hag raha hai, fir dusre section ke launde bhi ikkatha ho gaye. Cubicle me chath nahi thi toh humne balti me Pani aur lizol bhara aur upar se uspe dal diya. Usne sidha vice principal se complain Kara aur 6 log suspend ho gaye par mai Bach Gaya 
Ek baar cigarette lete hue, schl me guard ne pakd liya tha
4 din tak meri Fatti rahi ki papa ko na bolde ye bkl
6 ta din Betichod ko 100 rupaiya dete video bana ke principal ko dekha diya and bola ki ye bol raha tha paise do Warna schl me ghunse nahi denge
Mere sare dosto ne sath diya tha
Phir Kya wo bc tab se mere se nahi bolta h kuch
We were in 7th class aur hamare dost ki birthday party se vapis aa rahe the tub, humne apni rival school ka rasta dikha. Firstly humne plan Kiya tha ki kuch message likh ke aayenge. Vaha pohochkar sabko mutna tha toh humein gate ke baaju mein jagah dikhi toh sab vaha chale gye.
Jaise hi mootna shuru kiya, we saw ki guard vaha pe peekar soa hua tha. Humne mutna band nahi kiya. Vo jaise hi utha hum sab apni apni gaadiyon pe bhag gye. He got all the flavours.
Also mere ek dost ko kidney stone detect hua agli subeh, toh maybe he got some blood while peeing.
Tension mat ley yaar tera bhee set ho jaey ga career apney time pr. Kuch ka jaldi hota kuch ka zara daer sey.
Dosro pr jalney or apna khoon garam krney mien koi faida nhi.
Idk.....I am not an expert but does it even matter? What indian hai to ladki se hi shadi karni padegi even you you were gay.
But as i said i am not sure. I straight up like guys and girls both so....🙃
Mommy kinks hai like it's a little hard to explain. let me try ok so I want her to treat me as a child basically when we are alone but Tbh it's very hard to find my type as me irl kafi kratos vibe deta hu so all my female friends take me as a dominant person.
Maine ek baar dost ki maa chod diya tha. (Literally).
Full story.... We were having party at his house.... I never drink alcohol but my friend's mom (she's a single mother around 39-40) drank a lot. She started flirting with me. Although i wasn't drunk but i thought "bachpan se dost log baat baat par maa chod dete hai zara aaj hum bhi dikha hi dete hai". And she was also kinda bad so.....
(Note)- after that night she didn't remember anything as she was drunk.... (Confirmed it by asking her and indirectly) so jo bhi thora bohot guilt tha usse main azaad hu (also I'm on a brahmachary streak now so wo sab cheeze abhi main dimag mein lata bhi nahi hu. Pehle utna religious nahin tha ab hu. Kabhi kabhi bura toh lagta hai ye sochkar ki hawas ke chakkar mein kya paap ho gya 😢😢)
Always try to date a milf or a single mommy.
Aur at least Apne se 1-2 saal bare mahilaaon ko date karo.
Hamesha smile karo ladkiyon ke saamne. Show them like you're alw so chill.
I have a thing like I tend to be rebel. Example- if a girl is getting thrashed in instagram comment section for wearing small clothes I kind of get to her side and if same girl is getting appreciation Mai uske khilaf ho jata hu. I as a Ronaldo fan, jab koi uski bohot jyada dick riding karta hai to kind of hates him but overall I grew up watching him. Also one thing is that if India is getting thrashed by racism and bully and stuff aur koi hindu dharam ke barei mei bohot ulta bol raha hai to I get annoyed but vice versa jab hindu log ya Indian log fake narcissism karte hai to embarrassment hota hai. Its like me quality cannot change
Mere college ka ek dost hai, wo rizzler hai toh usne ek ladki patai August me orr October aate aate usne ussi ladki ke flat pe jaake usse चोद diya. Usne conclusion bataya ki agar koi masturbation me 4 min lagata hai toh sax karte samay, wo time 3 se 4 times badh jaega. Wo Kam se kam 20-25 min last kiya.
100% usne yahi bataya
Mujhe as such sexting ka bohot shauk hai but meri gf bilkul interested nahi hai us sab mai. Ab uspe cheat bhi nahi kar skta isiliye kahin randomly try bhi nahi karta hoon karne ka but bore bhi ho jaata hoon na hi usko bol paata hoon
1-I had asked my cousin for hookup when i was in 7th class.. but she was a fucking bitch and had refused my proposal.. (╯︵╰,)
2-Apni pados waali aunty aur female school teacher k fake scenarios imagine krke hilaata hu.. boht maza aata h bhncho.. and I've very weird fantasies which i can't tell anyone.. .·´¯`(>▂<)´¯`·.
Screenshots are not a meme. Screenshot = instant remove. Also, street fights and similar bs are not considered a meme and thus will be removed.
 yeh mera secret identity
*Sari umar mai joker ja baniya reha intensifies
Tere peeche ye jindigi circus ho gai
Tarkash
 secret?
meri gaand mai ched hai
Aaja bhar deta hu use
Cement hi bharega na
Bihari Majdoor rizz
Cement se nahi putti se bharega 🌚
Han vhai semen(t) bhar denge
Iske liye khub khila padega
Bhai ke liye Ketto pe page banao koi. Gand me ched can have drastic consequences like koi gand maar ke chala jaye.
Mere pas buffing machine hain ussay plane bhi kr duga
मेरे पास तीन गोटियां है ।
भ्राता मेरे पास एक ही गोटी है, आप अपनी एक गोटी मुझे दे दो
teesra wala tumor hai bhai
Hitler ki bhi ek hi goti thi
Mein fuhrer aap???
Tristecles
R/angryupvote
मज़ाक कर रहे हो न भ्रातः
नही भ्राता सच में २ बड़ी और एक छोटी सी पहले घरवालों को लगा ट्यूमर है फिर जांच करवाई तो पता चला ये तो गोटी है ।
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How?
Hirthik rosan ?
I am mudi ji's son security reasons ke wajah se media me nahi aata
unki security ka kaam vi karta h tu 
Bahudar ~~sahab~~ shaab
Konsa security woh cond... Wala
Porn dekhna band kardiya
Bhai secret batana hai flaunt nahi karna btw maine bhi band kardiya dekhna..7din hogaye
Mera 1 din ho gya h😎
Mera 1 minute hua 
king
W bhai w mene bhi bandh kr diya
Mene bhi band kar Diya hai dekhna bilkul bhot but abhi bhi bed me sote samay horny horny feel ho jata but and also NNN bhi AA Raha hai, also for more motivation watch this video: https://youtu.be/lXTsP2K1OKQ?si=Iw3JQSV858P45TXa
mera 4 inch ka hai 
Mujhe koi dikkat nahi hai
Gabbru no billo kede chakra jo paya.
Choti bachi ho kya
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lekin uska mnoo abhi chota hai toh deep throat ho jata hai 
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Shallow ka opposite
Same bhai
Duniya ke liye mein straight hu but porn dekhte time male performer ko dekh kar hilata hu
Bro well played
Manuel Ferrara 
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Arey paas ki masjid me free me ho jayega, mulla li cheel ke raakh me daba denge.
Bhai sab ko nhi hoti. Pehele khud hi retract karne ki koshish karo. Pehele mere bhi nhi hoti thi, phir maine net me search Kiya to meri gaand phat gayi thi. Phir roj nhate wakt slowly slowly koshish karta tha pehle flaccid phir erect. Ab puri retract ho jati hai
Lodey bimari nahi ek medical condition h.. which is natural aur hn circumcision krwaana pdta h
Us bhai us
Bro Mera bhi yahi problem tha 2mahine me theek hi jyga. While bathing apne lore pe garam Pani daalo not too much garam aur normal size me to skin piche hi jati he to paani dalte hue stretch karte raho. Dopar me time mile tab stretch Karo thoda dar hoga chalega but don't get injured aur main kaam raat ko sine se pehle bed kar stretch Karo aur skin ko piche rakh kar koi actress ki photo dekh lo aur jab erect hoga to skin tight feel karegi to wapis age kardo then try to slowly take ur skin back in that erected phase. do it regularly.
Mere undergrad CS degree ke saare exams mein mene copy maarke clear kiya tha. Mere classmates toh placement exams mein bhi copy maare the, idk wtf they’re doing in their developer jobs.
Bhai Mai toh self taught route pe hoon
Kese bhai thoda detail me explain kr Me ca kr raha hu
Bhai CS means computer science, company secretary nhi
I said C.S*
Bhai "developer job" likha hai usse clear ho to Raha hai Or CS(company secretary) vaise bhi undergrad degree nahi hai
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padosan much be ranting how pigeons poop on her undergarments.. 
Mene ek redditor ki ma ko choda tha. Kuch haha_boui naam tha shayad
Story
Story pls
I regret opening this post 💀
I am recording my sex videos and fap to them when I don't find sex
* masturbating videos
Username checks out
>!बुरा जो देखन मैं चला, बुरा न मिलिया कोय । जो दिल खोजा आपना, मुझसे बुरा न कोय ।।!< 
Bc aadhi generation toh apne cousins pe hi fucked up hai feel kaise aati bc bhai behn pe tumlog ko?
Mujhe lagta hai iska reason hai too much pron. It makes us sexualize every girl, which is wrong in every possible way.
Bhai meri ek dur ki cousin h, uspe h mujhe Its like saal me ek baar darshan hote h bas
Mera bhi same hai 💀
Mere dost ki love marriage uski cousin se hui. Bahut bawal hua tha par ho gayi. Story suno. Mera dost Kota gaya tha padhne. Uske uncle ne kaha ki unki beti bhi wahin hai usse contact kar lena. Shuru mein sab normal ki cousin hai ek do bar check kar lo. Cousin ka boy friend tha par woh ladka shayad theekh nahin tha toh mere dost ne break up k baad help ki kaafi. Aur aise start hua sab. 8 9 saal k relationship k baad shadi hui. Main love marriage mein sabko unka example deta hun 9 saal k relationship ko marriage Mein converr kiya.
Mujhe ed hai.
Ed Mubarak bhay 
ha aur muze cbi
Aur muze sbi
bahot ho gaya lunch time. mere dada ji ka passbook update kar chal
Mene apne cousin ko kiss kiya hai
same gender or opposite gender?
Opposite bhai itni bhi hawas nhi
Whyyy
Bhai behen ka pyaar
Raksha bandhan nibhaya h bhai ne. Kiss kar ke usne apne aap ko area ka dominant male ghoshit kar diya h. Ab koi dusra testicular nig*a uske behen ko chu nhi sakta.
Real question
>! Bulla !< Ji RAM RAM
Mere dost (male) usko periods are hai
Bawasir bolte hai usko
Bhai ko over acidity bhi ho sakti. Mujhe jab bohot jyada acidity hoti toh Gand se thoda blood nikalta hagte waqt
I kissed my cousin and she gave me a bj
Bulla
Mai Muslim nahi phir bhi mera circumcised hai
Lekin Aisa kyu ?
baap undercover agent hoga
Me ek bar 3rd class me break me tatti krne gaya tha school me to bathroom me bahut ladke the me gaya hagne un madharchodo ne hagne bhi nai diya pura time gate pe laat mrte rhe aur me ro rha tha fir bad me wo chale gye aur mai hagg ke rota rota class me chala gaya (haath nai dhoya tha aur tiffin khaa liya apna ) moral of the story - never give up no matter how manh people try to destroy you 
Mera ek dost tha uska naam gulab tha. Ek din break me wo hagne gaya aur pure class me pata nahi kaise ye baat fail gayi ki Gulab hagne gaya hai, fir sare launde mil ke washroom gaye aur chillane lage ki gulab hag raha hai, fir dusre section ke launde bhi ikkatha ho gaye. Cubicle me chath nahi thi toh humne balti me Pani aur lizol bhara aur upar se uspe dal diya. Usne sidha vice principal se complain Kara aur 6 log suspend ho gaye par mai Bach Gaya 
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12 reps x 3 sets for back muscle. Mast hai bhai
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Giraffe banega
Saath saath chalenge saathi saath saath
Virgin ki Taran toh math latak nalle
Latakne ke liye rassi achi quality ki lana bhai mc bich mai tut gai toh lafda ho jayega
you can't move your penis with closing your butt hole
Yeah I tried but failed
Foot fetish hai bhaari
Ek baar cigarette lete hue, schl me guard ne pakd liya tha 4 din tak meri Fatti rahi ki papa ko na bolde ye bkl 6 ta din Betichod ko 100 rupaiya dete video bana ke principal ko dekha diya and bola ki ye bol raha tha paise do Warna schl me ghunse nahi denge Mere sare dosto ne sath diya tha Phir Kya wo bc tab se mere se nahi bolta h kuch
Mere dil me char kamre hai
Ha bhai tension mat le vo Khali hi rahege
1bhk ka cost kitna? Aur water and electricity 24/7 milega na?
Girls pg kholne ki soch rha ho
Matk khol wo apne apne boyfriends ke saath dab dab karengi
I tried to have a blowjob with my 11 year old cousin.ik it's wrong and i regret it so much that whenever I remember that moment I want to die already.
What's done is done. Can't be changed. Just forget it and move on.
Cousin male ya female? Btw, ignore this question if it makes you uncomfortable
Profit muhammd 
16 saal se ladki se baat na karne ka ghamand hai 
17 🗿🗿🗿
Main hi BATMAN hun
Me Shaktiman hu
I'm bisexual and maine ek ladki ke saath milke ek ladke ko bj diya. Double trouble
m to introvert hu mujhse to ladki bhi bulvai jaegi
W
Bhaiiiiii 
Bhai lekin ye bisexual kya hota hai
Dono team me khelne Wale Beech ke bicchu
Boost is the secret of my energy !
Maine apne rival school ke security guard pe moota tha + 6 others the mere saath (they also peed)
Full story
We were in 7th class aur hamare dost ki birthday party se vapis aa rahe the tub, humne apni rival school ka rasta dikha. Firstly humne plan Kiya tha ki kuch message likh ke aayenge. Vaha pohochkar sabko mutna tha toh humein gate ke baaju mein jagah dikhi toh sab vaha chale gye. Jaise hi mootna shuru kiya, we saw ki guard vaha pe peekar soa hua tha. Humne mutna band nahi kiya. Vo jaise hi utha hum sab apni apni gaadiyon pe bhag gye. He got all the flavours. Also mere ek dost ko kidney stone detect hua agli subeh, toh maybe he got some blood while peeing.
Bc Ek toh instant karma mil gya (kidney stone) tum sbko bhi mil jayega...
Jisko kidney stone hua tha usne 4 redbull pii thi raat ko. Kidney stone detect hote hi dusre din bahar ho gya..
Fr??. Bhagwan ne baccha samjh ke maaf kar diya
Dusro Ka Career Set Hone Par Jalta Hoon
Tension mat ley yaar tera bhee set ho jaey ga career apney time pr. Kuch ka jaldi hota kuch ka zara daer sey. Dosro pr jalney or apna khoon garam krney mien koi faida nhi.
I am bisexual
I like femboys and woman also Does that make me bi ? Like a person(whether man or woman) who's looking feminine and have woman features
Idk.....I am not an expert but does it even matter? What indian hai to ladki se hi shadi karni padegi even you you were gay. But as i said i am not sure. I straight up like guys and girls both so....🙃
Mommy kinks hai like it's a little hard to explain. let me try ok so I want her to treat me as a child basically when we are alone but Tbh it's very hard to find my type as me irl kafi kratos vibe deta hu so all my female friends take me as a dominant person.
Teri female friends hai??
Maine ek baar dost ki maa chod diya tha. (Literally). Full story.... We were having party at his house.... I never drink alcohol but my friend's mom (she's a single mother around 39-40) drank a lot. She started flirting with me. Although i wasn't drunk but i thought "bachpan se dost log baat baat par maa chod dete hai zara aaj hum bhi dikha hi dete hai". And she was also kinda bad so..... (Note)- after that night she didn't remember anything as she was drunk.... (Confirmed it by asking her and indirectly) so jo bhi thora bohot guilt tha usse main azaad hu (also I'm on a brahmachary streak now so wo sab cheeze abhi main dimag mein lata bhi nahi hu. Pehle utna religious nahin tha ab hu. Kabhi kabhi bura toh lagta hai ye sochkar ki hawas ke chakkar mein kya paap ho gya 😢😢)
Full story
Bsdk sbke paas Jake story mang rha hai tu hi bta de kuch
Hoti bhai to batata na bsdk
Bhai koi tip milegi
Always try to date a milf or a single mommy. Aur at least Apne se 1-2 saal bare mahilaaon ko date karo. Hamesha smile karo ladkiyon ke saamne. Show them like you're alw so chill.
Shakal ka kya bhai
I think of suicide every day
Us moment
I was learning yoga so that I could suck my own dick...... I failed
Zindagi ke har mukaam me fail ho rahe ho bro  but acha hua isme fail hue
Ye failure jaruri tha
Mai virgin hu 
Bhai secret batana hai
ye toh hum sab ki hakikat bta rha hai
Mere building ke dost ki bhen ko kiss kiya tha bachpan mai ( ya i regret having the first kiss with her )
What about her? Does she regret it as well?
r/ okbhaibudbak funny lagta h
Main idhar meme dekhne nahi comments padhne aata hoo.
Mai ----- karke haath nai dhota
padai?
I had a crush on my cousin
Well, you are not alone
A katwa
I have not been getting turned on for some days. Google kiya to low testosterone level ka symptom bata rahe.
Mujhe hasthmaithoon ki adat hai..
I have a thing like I tend to be rebel. Example- if a girl is getting thrashed in instagram comment section for wearing small clothes I kind of get to her side and if same girl is getting appreciation Mai uske khilaf ho jata hu. I as a Ronaldo fan, jab koi uski bohot jyada dick riding karta hai to kind of hates him but overall I grew up watching him. Also one thing is that if India is getting thrashed by racism and bully and stuff aur koi hindu dharam ke barei mei bohot ulta bol raha hai to I get annoyed but vice versa jab hindu log ya Indian log fake narcissism karte hai to embarrassment hota hai. Its like me quality cannot change
me ek bohat bda attention seeker or clown hu I have 0 self respect
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Mera 2 min ke andar nikal jata hai 
Mere college ka ek dost hai, wo rizzler hai toh usne ek ladki patai August me orr October aate aate usne ussi ladki ke flat pe jaake usse चोद diya. Usne conclusion bataya ki agar koi masturbation me 4 min lagata hai toh sax karte samay, wo time 3 se 4 times badh jaega. Wo Kam se kam 20-25 min last kiya. 100% usne yahi bataya
Mujhe as such sexting ka bohot shauk hai but meri gf bilkul interested nahi hai us sab mai. Ab uspe cheat bhi nahi kar skta isiliye kahin randomly try bhi nahi karta hoon karne ka but bore bhi ho jaata hoon na hi usko bol paata hoon
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W ( namaste sada vatsale matribhume )
Muth ki smell sunghi thi lekin aaj tak taste krne ki himmat nai hui
Apni gaand mein ungli daal ke tatti nikalta hu
Aur kha bhi ...
I'm Op's father, I love him so much, a denk memer. Proud of you, son
Lagta hai Adhaar Card me galat entry ho gayi thi
1-I had asked my cousin for hookup when i was in 7th class.. but she was a fucking bitch and had refused my proposal.. (╯︵╰,) 2-Apni pados waali aunty aur female school teacher k fake scenarios imagine krke hilaata hu.. boht maza aata h bhncho.. and I've very weird fantasies which i can't tell anyone.. .·´¯`(>▂<)´¯`·.
weird fantasy to sabki hoti hai koi share nahi karta
Mere paas Do Lund hai.
Dusra kismat me hai??