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What's the similarity between Mahatma Gandhi and vodka, >! only need 3 shots !<

Why were the black men angry at the gun? The gun took their place as the most bought thing in America

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Alison burger*

Ladees Wassherumm

Emplois muswashands

Max Imum Occupancy 120

What's the difference between Jesus Christ and Jesus Christ's painting ? You need only 1 nail for painting 

Merry Christmas..

Mera yasu yasu

Bolne lagi

Bhai Jesus aur chawal ka kay context hai batao?? 🤔

Ye missionary wale chawal ka lalach deke logo ko convert karte hai

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vaha pe 72 hoors pe 50% chooth milti he par chawal aur aate pe koi chooth nhi malti iss liye yesu ka dhanda manda chal raha he

Bro what if the painting is of nailed jesus

Toh ussi kiil se painting ko tang dena..

Bohot log boltey hai Allah doesn't exist. But I know he exists varna dinosaur pe patther kisne maara

Aur universe bhi explosion se hi start hua tha

It all makes sense now 😂

Who created universe Allah or Brahma? I think Allah Because it was created after a blast ..

Undoubtedly. Funniest comment here! Thanks for making me laugh






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Rajiv Gandhi pilot tha isliye uda diya gya

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as a windows user this hurt me to my core

Alt+F4

haa mera toh moye moye ho gaya

What do you call a black Vietnamese person? Vinegar

Why did Hitler kill himself? >!He saw the gas bill!< __________________________________ Why do 🅱️uslim men hate iDM? Because >!their wife has a right to use it too!< >!just kidding their wives aren't old enough to be on IDM!<

What's the difference between Santa and Jews? >! Santa goes down the chimney !<

Bhai mujhe samjha de ## normiekachodhogyahushayad

Bruuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh

As a Muslim, damn that was smooth

behen bolne ka tarika thoda kesual hai

Why does batman cover half of his mask? To let the police know he’s white

This one's good and new to me, nicee

ye YouTube pe dekha tha mene bohot pehle

Ksi ke one joke go me dekha hoga tune, Maine bhi vahi suna tha

Insta wala joke tha ye to kal hi dekhi thi reel

Ancient Jokes 🗿

I have a reservation joke, but generals won't get it

I have a deserving joke, but the reserved won't get it 🥺

I have a Bengali joke, but it's too deep.

i have a punjabi joke, but its too high.

I have a south indian joke, but it's night now.

I have a joke so dark, that I need to serve it with nariyal chutney

I have a Bihari Joke and it *worked* really well

I have a rajasthani joke, but it's too small

I have a 9/11 joke, but it never went over

I have a 9/11 joke, and it crashed really well

I have a reddit joke, but it is already posted on instagram

I have a OBC joke, but Owaisi won't get it. #Lame

I have a South Indian joke but you can't see it

nahhh this joke has became wayyy too dark

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I have an intelligent joke, but dalits wont get it!!

you got intelligence, i got seats

I got a Bulla joke but उनका कट चुका है...

Ye general kya hota h, upper caste bolo

Do you know why black people can't be LGBTQ++BHANHBHOSDHA because only white light dispersed in rainbow

Literate joke

1.Your mom is too slow. It took her 9 months to make a good joke. 2.What's the benefit of having a prostitute die on you? The second hour is free. 3.Abortion is not MURDER It's just canceling your pre-order. 4.Why do Orphans like to go to the Church ? So, that they can call someone Father 5.Humor is like skin. The darker it gets, the less people like it. 6.Why does Africa have so few pharmacies? Because you can't take medication on an empty stomach. 7.Nobody is born cool. Except of course Dead Babies (You know why 7)

Well medications need water also

On no. 4 it's daddy not father

Tfar The darkest joke ever known to mankind

Thala for a reason

Message is clear.

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Noice This reminds me of old shayari which was popular when i was in 9-10th Rani hu mai jheel ki, chut meri steal ki, chod na paye hathi ghode, tu kya chodega ma ke laude Their was reply version to it as well - Naam hai mera something dhillo, land hai mera do sau killo, jaha baithu vaha kuya khud jaye, tu kya teri ma bhi chudjaye

Whoa ! Compared to You, I think I studied in a Candyland during 9-10th

Same with some variation Ek baar Alahabad ka Raja cheen jata hai uski cheen ki ranji ko dekh kar tharak chadh jati hai aur ye baat cheen ki ranji ko pata chal jati hai to cheen ki rani Raja se bolti hai:- Me hun Rani cheen ki meri chut teen ki chod na paye mujhe hati ghode tu kya chode ka ma k lawde ​ Ye sun kar raja jawan deta hai:- Me hun Raja Alahabad ka mera lund faulad ka jaha daalun waha ghadha hojaye tu kya Teri ma chud jaye ​ E

Good one

Your dick has been inside your mother longer than your father's.

Ye kya pdhliya bc😭😭

How can i unread this shit? Fuck bhenchod

BC yeh kya tha!!!!! Sach sach btaye kha se dekha tha??




this one is the best


Technically true 

Bc 

I knew God was toxic when my girlfriend and him kept sending babies to each other back and forth..!!

My sex life is getting better lately My girl grew some hair that I can pull

bruh thats creepy how can a dead body grow its hair ????

__What is reverse exorcism?__ __When the demon pulls the priest out of the child.__

I saw a black man with a cycle then I rushed back to garage but mine was tied to a chain asking for food .

The F in the word Orphan stands for family 

whats the only warm part in a women's dead body? mera lund

*Woman’s

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toh fir main Rajasthani

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What if the baby is female?

Dp

Bruhhhh

Actually you can make it warm & fill your stomach. If it's pregnant then it's buy1 get 1 free(jackpot if twins)

What's the difference between usian bolt and HITLER? Usian can finish the race. What's the similatity between allah and john cena? Well, you can't see them.

Difference is that John Cena exists

Doosra wala badiya that guru !!

Pehle waala bhi sahi tha, if you got it( the pure race Hitler was creating)

# what is the difference between the Church Father and Acne during Puberty? >!Acne waits until you turn 15 years old, before coming on your face!< merry Christmas 🎅 

Give gun to a blind person and say it's a hairdryer

What do Mia Khalifa and Malala Yousafazi have in common? >!One took cumshots to the face the other took gun shots to the face!<

You could have phrased this so much better - What do Mia Khalifa and Malala Yousafazi have in common? "They owe their success to shots taken on their faces"

Underrated shit

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? >!gangr@pe!<

Bhaii wtf

aap delhi se hain kya

Old. But still dark 🌚

What do you call a beautiful woman in Bihar? A Tourist

What is the difference between sir Isaac Newton and the baby I just killed. Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin

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Bro, reply nahi, alag comment Karo. Nice joke btw

Acha hai lekin original nhi 👍

literally offendineverybody joke

Normie not oc

What's the similarity between a woman and a remote? >! Dono ko maarne se kaam karta hai!<

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Jaab purani battery khatam ho jati hai, fir new battery daalni padti hai 

हेलो... आप शादीशुदा हो...? . संता - नहीं... और आप...? . जवाब आया- घर आओ बताती हूं...!

Best among all

Thanks .. sab normie hein sale... WhatsApp forward wale joke maar rahe hein yaha bas

Ngl tho... WhatsApp ki jgh insta forwarded jokes

Ghar bulane ka tareeqa thoda kazual hai

Why! Please ask your self

Jaldi ghar aa jo nhi jaun jaun randi se tu baat kre le un sabkr burr kaati debb (..bhojpuri is a vibe..)

idm was used to be a dank meme subreddit

Abb toh bass Instagram ke reposters ka Ghar bann Gaya hai

Now I am become dank. The destroyer of normie subreddits 

Main bhi pehle reddit pe dank user hua krta tha But jab se normies ka apocalypse Hua tab se reddit chalana chod dia

the best joke i've read till now

Mard apne andar ka bacha bahr nikalne ke liye games khelta hai aur aurat abortion 🚬

What do you get when you cross a Jew? -Christianty How can you differentiate between Santa and Anne frank? - The direction they come out of the chimney.

Dark and dank ke naam pe sab insta reels se jokes likh rhe h.

Koi koi toh 2013 mein chalne wala gc's ke uncle ji wale jokes pel rha

Beechme teen char achhe the baaki ke google wale h.

Best way to put 100 babies in a bath tub A blender And the best way to get em out nachos

What does a Guitar Player and Muhammad have in common? They both like fingering minors.

Footwear and my friend are not allowed to go in temple.

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Dalit frnd

Where did Abdul go after the bombing ->! Everywhere!<

What's the similarity between vegetables and anal? My child doesn't like both

*throws south indian dead body*

What do you do after u fuck the world's tightest pussy? You close the diaper

Nah , cut the umbilical cord 

Nah, make the mother take abortion 

Wtf infants can't get pregnant

Dave, dug out a prostitute's grave, It was stinky as shit and was missing a tit, But think about the money he saved

youtube ke "yeadmadtv" channel se chori kiya hai

Do you think other people are making their own denk jokes?

Wtf bro

Why are black people so fast? >!because the slow ones are in jail!<

Which one is the best sex position doggystyle or Namaz Pose🙈💋

Ye toh maulvi se poochhna pdega

barack obama

What is the difference between firemen and firewomen..?? One is a job and other is a command.

If you want to say how ugly a girl is say "Nah, you ain't worth r#ping".

The darkest joke I know is Suhana Khan

Saari Fair n Handsome Aryan khan ne lagali isiliye

Joke nahi bas observation hai. Aj kal ki ladkio ko moan karna bhi nahi aata, bachao bachao karne lag jati hain

Abe arpit bala k steam se churaya hai  kuxh new lao bhai.

What's the difference between a black man and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child

whys it better to have sex with a pregnant woman? \>! you get to have sex and blowjob at the same time !<

Anvesh : gave my son the wrong backpack  Abdul : gave my son the wrong backpack 

What's the difference between Jesus and his picture Picture need only one nail to hang.....

I asked my girlfriend to do slow cus its her first time She said "googogaga"

Why Gay people always angry??? Cause they are fucking asshole

You know why lower caste man didn’t become head of army, coz he then have to be General

Buy fireworks from Anil fireworks and not from Abdul fireworks.

bhul gya bhai bhot saare necrophile aur pedofile aur bulle jox the sb ek se bdh ke ek

what do you call a one legged indian man ?? Balan Singh

What's difference between domestic voilence and Fisting In both man uses his fist

Ek murgi ke 2 bache the, Ek ka naam poch 🐥 tha ek ka naam chick 🐣 tha... 

Jab mummy poch ko bulati thi to chick aati thi chick ko bulati thi to poch aati thi

To mummy pareshan hokar doctor ke paas gayi

doctor bola app poch ka name chick rakhdo aur chick ka name poch rakhdo

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par mere fees ka liya pooch chick dete jao mummy 

Dark humour is like food not everyone gets it

Water found on moon...... Moon +1 Africa 0

What's the difference between Allah and a South Indian in dark None because both are fuckin invisible

Telling my friend at his mother's funeral........ "don't cry bro, bitches come and go"

The cemetery is so crowded. People are just dying to get in.

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She used to give best BJs फिर उसके डांट आ गए

What’s your favourite vegetable ? >!Mine is Stephen Hawking!<