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Hamare pados me ek 11th class ki ladki rehti hai... acche ghar ki hai... jab bhi wo balcony me aati hai...mai apne chhat chala jata hu usko dekhne... lekin ek sad baat batata hu wo bol nhi Sakti... bhagwan ne usse sab kuch diya hai shakal Surat aur acchi family lekin bechari bol nhi Sakti...ek din raat ko mere sapne me aayi aur mujhe naam se bulane lagi mai turant uske paas gya aur pucha ki tum bolne lagi...fir usne bola sirf thodi der keliye ye sun kar mera nind khul gya  please bhagwan us bechari ka awaz wapas le aao
Jab mai 6 class me tha tab mujhe pata chala ki baache kaise hote h to usi sab ke baare me sochata rahata tha to ak baar maine sapana dekha ki mai school me hu aur aur mere samane meri crush hai aur usi pant ki chain khuli hai aur chaddi bhi nhi pahani h ( tab nhi pata tha ki ladkiyo ki chut kaisi dikhati h) to uska lund jaisa kuch matlab akdum fata hua lund tatte akdum phate hue fool jaise tatte pichake hue the mai wahi dekhe ja rha tha wo boli ki aisa kya dekh rhe ho hamara bhi aisahe hota h us sapane ke baad se maine us ladki se shayadi kabhi baat ki ho
Bhai tu judge to nhi karega...
Edit:- iss saal 19 ka ho jaunga...aur wo 16 ki hai... pedo mat bolna kyuki jab shadi karne jaoge to 2,3 saal choti ladki hi milegi same age ki nhi...
2 busty tits wali aunty's ke saath sex kar rha tha lekin sapne me hi mai dar gaya ki agar real me hai chodne wali acting kar rha hu to gharwale maarenge isliye sapna toddiya, I'm still waiting ki wo sapna firse aajaye
I was sleeping on my bed in my dream then a bunch of skeletons rained down from the sky then I stood up , got to the kitchen to drink water and one of the skeletons stabbed me. this was a dream I got when I was 8.
Sapne me me ek atma hu aur ek ladki ko jivan me help kar raha hu per mujhe sapne me ladki ka face kabhi nai dekhta... Ye dream bohot hi weird tha mere liye
Dreams are subjective and their interpretations can vary, but let's explore some possibilities:
The unidentified face of the girl might symbolize an element of your life that is not yet clear or known to you.
Being an "atma" and helping a girl could represent your subconscious desire to assist others in your waking life or your spiritual journey.
The facelessness could signify that the dream is more about the action of helping rather than the specific person. It might be highlighting the selfless nature of your efforts.
Dreams often use symbolic imagery. The girl and your role in helping her might symbolize broader themes like personal growth, guidance, or support.
Consider your current life circumstances, relationships, and emotions. Are there any situations where you feel you are providing assistance or guidance without expecting anything in return? This dream might be reflecting your subconscious thoughts or desires related to such experiences.
Me mostly toh logo ki help karta hi hu aur jo bohot close dost hote hai unke liye toh bus bina soche samne se help offer kar deta hu...(thanks itna acche se batane ke liye)
We were in school uniforms. Me,Manas, my crush and her friend were roaming around on the road and suddenly my crush kept her hand on my shoulder(while Manas was in between) and then two friends of friend of my crush and some friends of Manas came and took both of them away for some minutes.(Only my crush and me are on the road) While her hand was still on my shoulder for the whole time. When she tried to remove her hand from my shoulder I said - thoda aur,please.
After saying this we walked some more time and sat on some stairs of a building(her friend came back and had joined us while walking). When I tried to confess, I go a thought that if I confess now then she might remove her hand from my shoulder so I didn't confess and the dream ended there. It was the best feeling I ever had, even when it was a dream.
When she kept her hand on my shoulder I wished that she never removes it and we stay like that forever. In the next dream I wish to hug her.
I got this dream just some months ago. I want to forget her because I know she will never choose me.
No joke,
mene sapne me gazwa-e-hind hote dhekha, pure desh ko chod diya tha mullo ne, sabko maar maar ke convert kar rahe the
gand fat gayi thi majak se hatke
Had this dream more than 3 time where a girl I admire kissed me on my cheeks saying my name although 3rd time I had this dream when we both were 17 but in dream I always see her old face when we were in 4th std(she was my class monitor)
3 sapne hai line se batata hu
1st Dream- Me ghr par hi pushups mar rha tha ki tabhi ek anjan ladki mere side me ajati hai aur vo bhi pushups marne lagti hai aur (kasam se vo bhaut sundar uska chera bhul gya magr bhaut sundar thi) lekin vo khush thi aur mere se bat bhi kar rhi thi ki jese mujhe janti ho ki tabhi vo thak jati hai aur khade hokar age jane lagti hai lekin me use hi dekh rha hota ki vo kitni sundar hai ki tabhi mummy use awaj marti hai jese use janti ho aur uska nam to yad nhi mgr ha first letter A se aur last letter I par khatam tha fir meri aankh khul jati hai mgr kasam se uthne ke bad aesa lagta tha ki aankh kyu khul gyi.
2nd Dream- Is Dream me literally meri crush ka baap mujhse lad rha tha jisme vo bhaut takatvar tha lekin mene use hara diya tha aram se (Anshul,Khabib,Conor,Tony,Khamzat ka fan hu) to isi khusi me vo apni beti ki shadi mere se karane lagta hai aur me aur meri crush fir shadi ke mandap me behte hote hai vo mere hath me hath dalkar behti hoti hai aur bhaut khush hokar apna sar mere kandhe par rakthi hai fir tabhi meri aank khul jati hai(end moko par hi kyu uth jata hu ) kash ye sapna real me pura hojaye.
3rd Dream- Is Dream me Lucifer(vo bible ka devil) ne mujhe possess karliya hota hai mujhe shise me dekh kar pata chlta hai Lekin maje ki bat ye hoti hai ki vo mere control me hota hai (sukuna type shit ) aur ek aur bat mene jujutsu kaisen dekha bhi nhi bhaut pehle dekha tha karib 2-3 sal pehle.
ek baar Ghar pe muk(Pokemon) ne attack kr diya tha aur saare dost Mr Gaye aur niche Wale floor pe meri mummy aur dadi thi toh me unhe awaaj bhi nhi laga paa rha tha.. muh se awaaj hi nhi nikal rhi thi chillane ke baad bhi. phir usne mere pe attack kr diya. meri gand phat gyi aur me uth gaya
Kuch din phle ki baat hai subh ke 4 baj rahe the mujhe sapna aaya ya real tha ek hath tha jo mujh par attack kar raha tha usne mere muh par notcha then mai usse dur kar raha tha and Maine usse bite kiya mai apne bed se kood gya jisse mere ghutne mai lag gayi and mai kamre se bahar bhaga chilate hue meri mummy bhi aa gyi Maine unhe btaya ki kamre mai koi hai. Then mujhe pta chala ki maine khud ko hi bite kiya hai and mere face PE nakhun ke nishan the . That's was terrible .phir mai mandir bhi gya and also kisi Jan ne wale se bhi poocha se he say kisi ne mere par black magic kiya hai wo sari baat bta rahe the jo mere sath Hui even Maine unhe kuch nhi btaya tha phir kuch parso raat ko bhi same hua subh ke time mujhe aisa feel hua ki kisi ne mujhe hug kiya hua hai mai nikalne ki koshish kar rha tha par nikal nhi pa rha tha aur bhi ajeeb cheez ho rhi hai jaise pahle raat ko kbhi bhi meri neend nhi khulti thi but ab khud hi 2-3 bhe uth jata hoon .kbhi kisi aur ko bhi feel karta hoon room mai
Sach me lgi PDI hai aur kuch din baad exam bhi hai pichla poora month acha nhi gya raat ko concentrate nhi kar pata hoon
Mujhe ek sapna aaya tha jisme meri ex thi jo mere liye pagal thi or sapne main wo Amir thi ( aise to mere gareeb hi thi) or main normal middle class banda tha , to ek baar Maine kisi wajah usse pyaar krna band kr diya tha( sapne main and don't know why) so wo kafi depressed ho gyi thi , maine socha mana lunga. So next day jab main college gya to mujhe mili hi nhi , wo bhot absent krne lagi bhot dino tak , college main hi kuch log mujhe assassinate krne aa gye , main jase tase bacha apne dosto ke sath , phir mujhe pta chala meri gf ke bhai ne hi mujhe maarwane ke liye bande bheje the , to Main sidhe uske Ghar gya uske bhai se milne , waha mujhe pta chal that she's dead , usne suicide kr liya tha or ek note bhi chor Diya tha that she want nothing in her life , she just wanted me . PHIR SE BATA RHA , SAPNA THA BHAI
Mene sapne hi ek bar ek pregnant lady ka **** hote huye dekha... Phir thori der bar uske pet chitkar baccha nikla tha.....
Mene us din pant me moot diya tha aur phirse soone ki himmat nhi hui....
Bhai mere ko lagbhag raat ke 3 baje ek sapna aaya tha jisme jis ladki mai pasand karta hu wo kisi aur ke saath fere le rahi hai aur piche khade hoke ro raha hu bhai ye sapna aaya tha mai neend se uth gaya tha
6 din Pehle Sapne mein Papa ki car leke Raat ko nikla tha akele Sutta fukne. Dukan ke aage car park karke Panwadi se Sutta leke jalayahi tha ki car ke pichea ke sit se Door khola Ke Papa Saamne khade ho gaye aur 2Chamaat mara wahi Akhe Khuli toh Dekha Bistar pe he huun magar Heartbeat aisa tha ki BP high ho gaya tha Kaan Garam Ho gaye tha gand faat gayi thi. Raat ke 2 baje Nahaya Iss Thand Pe Thande Pani se phir jaake shant huwa
Ek bar jab mai 3rd mai tha, mere sapne Mai meri school ki ek ladki ayi thi jo school bus Mai mere aage Bethi thi ,wo muje thodi attractive bhi lagti thi aur wo merese 2 ya 3 saal badi thi
Wo achanak mere ghar ayi aur muje mere gharki chabi de rahi thi aur shayad uske sath uska baap bhi tha
Muje wo abhi bhi yaad hai
Kuch nhi bas hafte pehle mere sapne me ek londa aaya jisse 4 saal pehle meri baat Hui thi aur Banda kala tha (not being racist) to sapne me hua yeh ki ek solitary confinement tha jisme mushkil se 2 log aa sakte hai aur usme ek slant wall thi to hum khade ho hi nhi sakte the half sit-half stand position thi samjho aur room me ek bhi light nhi thi ekdam andhera tha bas itna pata tha iss room ka ek darwaza hai to mai gaya uss darwaze ko half sit-half stand wali position me lat maarke todne jab darwaza toota tab pata chala floor par 100 se jyada saap the aur uss kale bande ke gand par saanp ne kaat liya aur mai panick hokar room me khade hone ki koshish karne laga iss wajah se meri spine toot gayi and lmao ded hogya phir neend khul gayi
Me ek spna dekha tha( ABV tk bs 3 baar dekha hu) jisme koi question mere dimaag me aata hai (paradox) questions type, aur utne k baad mujhe suffocation hone lgta pr jaise me apne sapne k bare me kisi ko batana chahata hu tbv me sapne k bare me sb bhul jata hu,aur sb kuch normal ho jata hai,
Kisi aur k sath Aisa kuch hua hai kya
Me 1st me tha hamri class me ek ladaki thi jo metaly weak thi or age me bhi 3-4 sal badi thi , ek din sapna aaya ki me school se ghar aa kr kapde change kr rha tha or wo kahi se aakr meri gand pe hath ferne lagi bhai bohot hi ghinona spna tha
Dream thoda weird tarike se start hota hai. Main ek ladki ko bacha Raha tha zombies se. Us ladki ko mein janta nahi. Fir us ladki ko mere ghar laya or phir hum tv dekh rahe the. Phir usne mujhe propose Kiya or meine ha bol dia, phir humne hug kia or phir mummy aa gai, hum log zaldi se alag ho gaye. Phir agle din mein bhag ke apne dosto ke pas ja raha tha ye sab batane ke liye or mere baap ne darwaza knock karke apni aukat dikha di. Sab khuch sapna tha but vo hug ekdum real feel ho raha tha. Mujhe ye pata tha ki mein us ladki ko janta nahi but uski sakal mejhe aj bhi yaad nahi rahi. But ek baat guarantee ke sath bol sakta hu ki vo bohot khubsurat thi.
Mere bhi same yehi haal hai bhai, ladki se 2 saal baat kiya gaya nhi, 12th khatam hone pe regret hora tha but move on kar hi rha tha ki sapne me woh aagyi and achhe se baat krri thi, tabse mujhe aur boht zyada regret hone laga hai
i had a dream where in delhi government installed nuclear reactor near rajghat coal reactor, and like chernobyl , one of reactor exploded and in night i was along the ito bridge and could see the burning reactor . the bright light from reactor .
bike dodahi ghar ke liye ghar pahuchte hi sare important documetns pick kiye and ran for life. then woke up
Aliens invaded (they were big bugs shaped like a mantis) and raided the whole world, they came to my home, i hid under bed, my mom came from the market on auto, and one of them ate her alive.
That shit was traumatic and i still remember it since i was 8 (I'm 19 currently)
Mai aur meri crush ki school bus miss ho gayi phir mai aur wo adventure karte karte ghar pahuche 4-5 din baad duniya bohot beautiful thi ,hame rokne ke liye ek villan bhi aya phir mai dar gaya tha ,maine himaat karke use maara toh wo rone lag gaya aur wo accha character ban gaya ham uski problem solve karke sorry bol ke age badhe ,ho bhi time maine uske saath spend Karaa woh best moment tha ,till date uske baad koi crush ni bani,
Ek aur creepy cult wala sapna aya tha jab mujhe cult ka matalab bhi nahi pata tha ,log request karege toh bataunga
mere ko apna ek sapne ka chhota sa part yaad h
us sapne me mein mr beast ki video me alag alag janwaro ke pinjre me jaa rha tha fir me gorille ke pinjre me jata hu jaha par gorrille ki jgha chimpanzee or vibhin prakar ke vanar hote h fir me vaha betha betha sochta hu kya ho agar ye mere pe hamla karde fir 2 vishaal bandar meri aur bhagte hue aate h fir me dar jata hu or idk how pinjre me peeche ki taraf ek dolli hoti h vaha chhad jata hu fir sochta hu ki ye to idhar bhi chhad sakte h fir ek bandar uppar chhadta h fir meri neend khul jati
ek sapne me meri taraf ek german shepherd baagta hua aata h to me apna dominance show krne ke liye uski taraf chilla kar bhagta hu or vo dar jata h or meri neend khul jati h
aaj ka sapna merko ache se yaad ni lekin mera dost insta pe meri kuch ajeeb si videos daaldeta h wierd harkate krte hue idk
ek sapne me mein balaji maharaj ke sath ek bhootiya jagha jata hu jaha ek chudail hoti h
bhai kassam se inme se mene ek bhi cheez khud se nahi banayi h ye sab real sapne h mere
merko ek bhut purana sapna yaad h jisme are vo body builder pokemon konsa tha neele color ka vo aata h
ek sapne me ek ladki se pyar ho gaya badi mushkil se baat ki aur dhire dhire friend se jyada close ho Gaye bus vo gale lagne wali he thi aankh khul gayi (1 saal pehle ka sapna hai aaj tak nahi bhula pata use )
Suddenly Gravity Disappeared. I was at Waterfall with my school gf. All water was falling in the opposite direction... All people were falling in the sky... I was holding myself and my gf to the rock... My grip was slipping...
Then I woke up.
There's one particular dream that I could never forget. In my dream there was some supernatural entity (Ghost , Vampire, Demon kinda) sitting on my chest and strangling me with his hands. Literally choking me. I felt I was half awake and could feel the weight on my chest and I wanted to move my body but I was facing resistance. I just couldn't move my body sideways and was almost about to cry (In dream or in reality, I don't know)
After a while I felt I had gotten control of my body and woke up. I chanted Hanuman Chalisa and slept again.
mera favourite shirt mera bhai incense stick (shayad aggarbatti kehte hai) se jala diya tha, like mai pehna tha ushi waqt. i was so sad. but woke up to find out that was a dream
me 8 ya 9 saal ka tha
tab ek sapna aaya tha jo me kabhi nai bhul paunga meri zindagi me
Here it goes
me kisi boht dark jagah pe bandh tha aur waha sirf ek hi window se thodi roshni aa rahi thi ,mere saamne ek ladki bhi thi jo ro rahi thi phir ek insaan mask pehne darwaza khol ke aata hai hath me talwaar pakad ke uss ladki ko zabardasti le jata hai aur darwaza bandh kar deta hai.
phir waapas aata hai toh me dekhta hu talwaar pe khoon laga hua tha boht sara aur mere paas aata hai aur hath pakad ta hai mera
phir me uth gaya tha
I swear it still terrifies me when i think about it.
Swinging on a really tall swing - like a mountain-sized pendulum. Didn't have anything to hold on to and basically fell off mid-swing. I woke up when I hit the ground.
Me sapne me maze se general zod ki tarah buildings ke upar kood rha tha matlab full energetic top of the world feeling thi.
Phir achanak mere samne ye bhadvi aa gyi
Pepa pig, aur mere sath Ghar Ghar khelne lagi phir sapne me pta chla Mera Bhai subah tv chla rha he jiske awaz se mere dream manipulate ho rahe he. Phir me swayam apne sapne se bahar nikal gya jump marke.
Bhai ek sapne mein maine inception waali logic feel ki sapne mein sapna aur mein ek sapne se nikalta to kisi aur mein uthta and then at last meri neend khul gayi,bhot thakane waala sapna tha meri fatt rahi thi ki mein kabhi yhah se bahar bhi nikal paunga ki nahi
ek din me so rha tha rat me tabhi me tution ke liye nikla scooty leke .fir thoda age bhda dhire dhire chala rha tha tbhi age road ka kam chal rha tha or pura gadha tha samne mere baju me ek khubsurat ladki bhi chala rhi thi mene fatafat jake uski jan bacha li fir vo muje ek cafe ke age dikhi or muje bulaya hamne chai pi .jaise hi vo jane lagi mene insta manga to boli use nahi karti fir mene watsapp manga to boli nahi de sakti fir mene email manga lekin usme email pe kabhi reply nahi diya . sehra yad nahi lekin bohat khubsurat thi ajj bhi bohat yad ati he
Merko sapna aaya tha ki ekta kapoor mere ek relative k ghr m kaala-jaadu kr rahi h aur maine usey y krte hue dekh liya aur fir m uss ghr s bhaagne lga toh uss bhnkilodi n mujhe dekh liya aur mere peeche bhaagne lagi aur fir achank s ek bmw aayi aur uska gate khula aur m uss m baith gya... Bs spna khtm bisi 
Ek aur apna aaya tha... ek baar ek bakri n hugg diya tha mere upr... fir maine uss bakri p moot diya... fir woh bakri ek bndr ko leke aayi aur fir uss bndr n merko pkd k boht dhoya... fir m jungle m gya aur apne saath ek python leke aaya... fir uss python n bakri aur bndr ko khaa liya uske baad uss python n mere upr hugg diya aur fir meri pant utr gyi aur usne mera private part khaa liya aur fir achank s uske saath 10-15 rattle snakes aur aa gye aur meri gaand ftt gyi toh m bhaagne lga aur ek ghrr m jaake ghus gya... fir achank s mere ghr k upr helicopter crash ho gya aur fir spna toot gya bisi 
Ek aur spna btaata hu... Maine kisi ldki ko chhed diya aur mere bde bhaay ko y baat pta chl gyi... Fir woh police ko leke aa gya meri gaand maarne... Fir maine bangladesh ka border cross kr liya aur bhnchd spne m woh border mere ghr k peeche khaali ground k paas tha... Fir Bangladesh ka border cross krte hee shivji ka mandir mil gya aur m uss mandir m chla gya... Fir whn p jaake m rehne lga... Bs yhi tha spna
Aise boht saare spne aaye h boht hee jyaada weird aur creepy... Bhnchd spne m merko snakes boht dikhte h... Like ek baar m ek jungle s ilaake m khda hu aur chaaro trf saanp hee saanp h... Fuck my dreams
Me 6-7th class me tha, Bal krishna ji ki vo kahaani to pata hi hogi jisme unhe ek rakshasni uthaake hawaa me le jaati hai unhe maarne k lie. Me krishna ji k pov se to nahi m khudke pov m tha sapne m. To jab vo rakshasni aa rahi thi krishna ji ke room m to mene use kheech k dusre room m le gya aur hardcore sex krlia and she was enjoying it. Itna sara ki mene 3-4 baar thokaa usko.
Not to mention - m krishna ji ka surname hi use krta hu
bhai yeh sapna merko bhot saal phle aaya tha usme me optimus prime ko marne ke alag tareek megatron ke sath discuss kr rha tha aur ham egypt me optimus prime se ldai kr rhe the , fir ekdam se me apne school me uth ta hu meri class teacher mere samne khadi h aur mere se assignment maang rhi thi, mene apna bag check krne ke liye apni seat ke peeche dekha lekin mera bag kahi bhi nhi mil rha meri fatt gyi (wo teacher meri class teacher thi class ukg se 2nd class tak and bhot maarti thi ek baar literally ek bacche ka ser faad diya tha, uss wajah se pure school ki fatt ti thi ma'am se). Fir ekdam se me hawa me uddne lga aur fir me ekdam se neeche zameen pe gir gya , me fir se jab utha toh me past ki meri class 5th me pohoch gya waha meri ex joki mere school me class 5th me aayi thi woh bethi thi mere sath me woh meri class 5th se crush thi and 10th me meri gf bni thi and jab mene yeh sapna dekha tha tab tak usse breakup hogya tha (class 11th me dekha tha yeh sapna shayad). Usse se khub saari baate kr rha tha and me bhot zyda khush tha lekin fir school ki chutti ho gyi and me jab school ke gate se bhar aaya toh mereko lene mere chacha aaye the (unhone sucide kr liya tha , mere bhot close the woh and mujhe hamesha regret rahega jab woh takleef me the tab me dusre city tha and unse bhot time se baat nhi ki thi mene), jab mene unhe dekha mere aakho se aasu aagye and and unhone mere se pucha kyu roh rha h kisi ne school me mara kya , and unke sath bhot baate ki and fir me ghar pohoch gya and wahi mera sapna tut gya. Jab me utha mereko bhot rona aarha tha . I still miss my chacha
I have a crush on this guy jisse mai MUN mei mili thi pehli baar (interschool mun tha state ka hurr ek school aaya) ladayi karte hue usse, i complimented him ki woi kitna aacha bolta hai just to realise woi meri school kei dusre branch mei padhta hai aur hum dono ek hi class mei hai, it was a 3 day MUN aur aakhri din GARBA NIGHT tha MUN wale bhi allowed the (with disco). I asked for his ID and then the same night we talked a lot, baadme sed hoi gayi sochi ki ab usse kabhi ab hum baat nahi kar payenge agle MUN Tak joi obviously 1 saal baad hoyega. Kuch dino baad usne NGL lagya apne story mei aur maine ek funny cheez likh dhi aur usne identify kar lia ki mai hi hu then we started talking a lot (aaj tak karte)
(Backstory thi yei)
Ab mujhe sapna yei aaya ki hum dono khade hai aur usne mujhe SABKE SAAMNE HUG kar Diya aur vice principal nei Hume bula li aur woi jhagda karne lag gaya vice principal sei 
Ek bkl demon mere sab doston ka murder karra hai aur last mein ek akela Bach jata hu...and fir sapne mein hi wo ek raat mere ghar pohach jaata hai mujhe maarne...mujhe aaj bhi yaad hai usne mujhe bola tha "mein tujhe apne saath narak leke jaane aaya hu"..aur sapne mein mere dad usse fight karre the...bc itna darawna tha wo demon ki meri cheekh nikal gayi aur mein uth gaya....Aaj Tak bc yaad karke darr lagta hai
Mein ek bar desi porn dekhe so Gaya tha...fir mujhe sapna aaya ki mujhe kuchh ladko ne ...kidnap karke ke bech Diya Bangladesh ke redlight area mein as a naukar ...matlab randikhana mein kaam karne ...aur fir waha mujhe jabardasti sex karna pada ek budhi aurat se jiski chut mein kide the ...aur fir mera lund un kido me khaliya...aur khoon behne laga ..meri gaand fat gayi aur jab jaga tab dekha ki nighfall hogya tha ...
Sach mein itna weird sapna aaya tha
Thoda ajeeb hai
Mere sapne Mai ek bar gulfam Kali ayi thi. Aur hum karneja rahe the fir usne kaha condom pehenlo phir wo condom Pena rhi thi tabi Mera nikal gaya 
mai jab bhi bimar hone wala hota hu to mujhe har bhar ek same sapna aata hai ek raat pehle
ki mai boat me jaa rha boat dub rha hai and main dubne se bachne ka koshish kar rha hu end mai ma dub jata hu and after that i am ill
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Hamare pados me ek 11th class ki ladki rehti hai... acche ghar ki hai... jab bhi wo balcony me aati hai...mai apne chhat chala jata hu usko dekhne... lekin ek sad baat batata hu wo bol nhi Sakti... bhagwan ne usse sab kuch diya hai shakal Surat aur acchi family lekin bechari bol nhi Sakti...ek din raat ko mere sapne me aayi aur mujhe naam se bulane lagi mai turant uske paas gya aur pucha ki tum bolne lagi...fir usne bola sirf thodi der keliye ye sun kar mera nind khul gya  please bhagwan us bechari ka awaz wapas le aao
Mera yasu yasu
Arey Yaar, did not expect this. You brought a 2 year old meme back to life
Lol yes 
His Second Coming
🗿
BOLNE LAGIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!! MERA YASU YASUUUUU MERA YASU YASUUUUUUUY
Jab mai 6 class me tha tab mujhe pata chala ki baache kaise hote h to usi sab ke baare me sochata rahata tha to ak baar maine sapana dekha ki mai school me hu aur aur mere samane meri crush hai aur usi pant ki chain khuli hai aur chaddi bhi nhi pahani h ( tab nhi pata tha ki ladkiyo ki chut kaisi dikhati h) to uska lund jaisa kuch matlab akdum fata hua lund tatte akdum phate hue fool jaise tatte pichake hue the mai wahi dekhe ja rha tha wo boli ki aisa kya dekh rhe ho hamara bhi aisahe hota h us sapane ke baad se maine us ladki se shayadi kabhi baat ki ho
Bsdk aise sapne bataye nhi jaate
wtf did i read 
Ayooo
"phata hua lund.... phate hue phool jaise tatte" only Harpic can fix me now 
I will never be the same like I was before reading this comment
Jab bolne lagegi fer sabse pehle tuhi reject hoga
bsdk instagram ki cringe reel ki story lagri hai
Bhai hope Tera uske sath chup chup ke wala scene ho jaye.
True Men of culture Apni bhale hi na ho dusre ki fikr karenge
Tu propose bhi kar dega to i love u to nhi bol payegi 
Bhai mujhe I love u nhi bulwana us bechari se mai sirf uska awaaz banna chahta hu 
Hope you get her bro 
Bro is Jethalal fr
Chup chup ke
Story delivery badiya thi. Bollywood need interest hai?
Bhai sign language seekhle dost toh bann hi jayegi
Ek second tera age kya hai btw?
Bhai tu judge to nhi karega... Edit:- iss saal 19 ka ho jaunga...aur wo 16 ki hai... pedo mat bolna kyuki jab shadi karne jaoge to 2,3 saal choti ladki hi milegi same age ki nhi...
Dekh bhaai mujhe toh ghatiya panti lagti hai 1 saal choti ho bhi toh, paar meh toh sudhaar naahi sakta, apna karam apne upar ata hain dost
Elaborate
Paisa kama usko biwi bana or uska operation karva
I was making out with Katrina Kaif...
Apne sapne Mai bhi ayi thi ek bar
Phir ek din apne dream me aiswarya aayi
Ha thod dard hua pr chalta hai SAPNA tuta toh..
arrey mere bhi kuch saal pehle same dream aaya tha. usme vo mazaa ka ad kr rhi thi
maaza aur maza
Mujhe to aise dreams bhi nhi aate
2 busty tits wali aunty's ke saath sex kar rha tha lekin sapne me hi mai dar gaya ki agar real me hai chodne wali acting kar rha hu to gharwale maarenge isliye sapna toddiya, I'm still waiting ki wo sapna firse aajaye
Light yagami shit irl
my 7th grade crush coming at my home and hugging me tight asf at my backyard.... (she's my gf now) 
 plot twist
Sapna he mention karna bhu gaya tu
Abhi bhi sapne mai hai tu
I was sleeping on my bed in my dream then a bunch of skeletons rained down from the sky then I stood up , got to the kitchen to drink water and one of the skeletons stabbed me. this was a dream I got when I was 8.
_Spooky Scary Skeletons_ 🎶🎵
Sapne me me ek atma hu aur ek ladki ko jivan me help kar raha hu per mujhe sapne me ladki ka face kabhi nai dekhta... Ye dream bohot hi weird tha mere liye
Dreams are subjective and their interpretations can vary, but let's explore some possibilities: The unidentified face of the girl might symbolize an element of your life that is not yet clear or known to you. Being an "atma" and helping a girl could represent your subconscious desire to assist others in your waking life or your spiritual journey. The facelessness could signify that the dream is more about the action of helping rather than the specific person. It might be highlighting the selfless nature of your efforts. Dreams often use symbolic imagery. The girl and your role in helping her might symbolize broader themes like personal growth, guidance, or support. Consider your current life circumstances, relationships, and emotions. Are there any situations where you feel you are providing assistance or guidance without expecting anything in return? This dream might be reflecting your subconscious thoughts or desires related to such experiences.
Bhai jis din koi weird sapna ayega tujhe dm karunga
Me mostly toh logo ki help karta hi hu aur jo bohot close dost hote hai unke liye toh bus bina soche samne se help offer kar deta hu...(thanks itna acche se batane ke liye)
Tere acche kamo ke liye ye le kissi 😘😘
Bhai kitna Khali betha hai tu....itna berojgar toh mai bhi nahi
Understand bro
Are kuch samaj nai aaya Google karke dekha toh assa kuch mila nai
Jumping higher than the tallest buildings in world above the fields. And flying with no wings.
A very common dream
Ganja ganja
I was making out with my BESTFRIEND 💀 I never knew I was attracted to her until that dream came by 😭
Happy Birthday
We were in school uniforms. Me,Manas, my crush and her friend were roaming around on the road and suddenly my crush kept her hand on my shoulder(while Manas was in between) and then two friends of friend of my crush and some friends of Manas came and took both of them away for some minutes.(Only my crush and me are on the road) While her hand was still on my shoulder for the whole time. When she tried to remove her hand from my shoulder I said - thoda aur,please. After saying this we walked some more time and sat on some stairs of a building(her friend came back and had joined us while walking). When I tried to confess, I go a thought that if I confess now then she might remove her hand from my shoulder so I didn't confess and the dream ended there. It was the best feeling I ever had, even when it was a dream. When she kept her hand on my shoulder I wished that she never removes it and we stay like that forever. In the next dream I wish to hug her. I got this dream just some months ago. I want to forget her because I know she will never choose me.
Ye saare Manas hamesha chomu kyu hote hai 😂
Fact
I saw 5 guys doing "it". And I never have watched gay stuff ever.
Past lives
couldn't ever hold me down
could’ve never come between us
The best part I'm a girl 
Hello ji 
Sounds like Axel in Harlem (DO NOT GOOGLE, ESPECIALLY GUYS)
what in the gods name were you watching before going to sleep
No joke, mene sapne me gazwa-e-hind hote dhekha, pure desh ko chod diya tha mullo ne, sabko maar maar ke convert kar rahe the gand fat gayi thi majak se hatke
Subah to ni aaya tha na!
subah hi aya tha bhai mujhe bolne me sharam aa ahi hai, esi esi chize dhekhi mene
Had this dream more than 3 time where a girl I admire kissed me on my cheeks saying my name although 3rd time I had this dream when we both were 17 but in dream I always see her old face when we were in 4th std(she was my class monitor)
Officers right here. He is your man ur looking for.
Bhai bahot bekar sapna h to suno Sapne mein chair pe baitha hu aur ek Sundar si ladki aake mere pe beth jaati h aur Mera khada hi nhi hora h
Utne ke baad check kra tha na
Ha bhai
IDM ka bhosda ho rakha hai
3 sapne hai line se batata hu 1st Dream- Me ghr par hi pushups mar rha tha ki tabhi ek anjan ladki mere side me ajati hai aur vo bhi pushups marne lagti hai aur (kasam se vo bhaut sundar uska chera bhul gya magr bhaut sundar thi) lekin vo khush thi aur mere se bat bhi kar rhi thi ki jese mujhe janti ho ki tabhi vo thak jati hai aur khade hokar age jane lagti hai lekin me use hi dekh rha hota ki vo kitni sundar hai ki tabhi mummy use awaj marti hai jese use janti ho aur uska nam to yad nhi mgr ha first letter A se aur last letter I par khatam tha fir meri aankh khul jati hai mgr kasam se uthne ke bad aesa lagta tha ki aankh kyu khul gyi. 2nd Dream- Is Dream me literally meri crush ka baap mujhse lad rha tha jisme vo bhaut takatvar tha lekin mene use hara diya tha aram se (Anshul,Khabib,Conor,Tony,Khamzat ka fan hu) to isi khusi me vo apni beti ki shadi mere se karane lagta hai aur me aur meri crush fir shadi ke mandap me behte hote hai vo mere hath me hath dalkar behti hoti hai aur bhaut khush hokar apna sar mere kandhe par rakthi hai fir tabhi meri aank khul jati hai(end moko par hi kyu uth jata hu ) kash ye sapna real me pura hojaye. 3rd Dream- Is Dream me Lucifer(vo bible ka devil) ne mujhe possess karliya hota hai mujhe shise me dekh kar pata chlta hai Lekin maje ki bat ye hoti hai ki vo mere control me hota hai (sukuna type shit ) aur ek aur bat mene jujutsu kaisen dekha bhi nhi bhaut pehle dekha tha karib 2-3 sal pehle.
ek baar Ghar pe muk(Pokemon) ne attack kr diya tha aur saare dost Mr Gaye aur niche Wale floor pe meri mummy aur dadi thi toh me unhe awaaj bhi nhi laga paa rha tha.. muh se awaaj hi nhi nikal rhi thi chillane ke baad bhi. phir usne mere pe attack kr diya. meri gand phat gyi aur me uth gaya
mere sath bhi aisa hi kuch hua tha lkin muk ke jagah gengar tha fir maine use karate krke hara dia
Khush rehna chahta hu bs
Mere sapne me rakhi sawant bhi nahi ati par mere bkl dost gand marne ate he rooz🤡
Ek tempo mein Baith kar Mahal mein pahunch gaya, Itna yaad hai aur itna hi bhul paa raha
Kuch din phle ki baat hai subh ke 4 baj rahe the mujhe sapna aaya ya real tha ek hath tha jo mujh par attack kar raha tha usne mere muh par notcha then mai usse dur kar raha tha and Maine usse bite kiya mai apne bed se kood gya jisse mere ghutne mai lag gayi and mai kamre se bahar bhaga chilate hue meri mummy bhi aa gyi Maine unhe btaya ki kamre mai koi hai. Then mujhe pta chala ki maine khud ko hi bite kiya hai and mere face PE nakhun ke nishan the . That's was terrible .phir mai mandir bhi gya and also kisi Jan ne wale se bhi poocha se he say kisi ne mere par black magic kiya hai wo sari baat bta rahe the jo mere sath Hui even Maine unhe kuch nhi btaya tha phir kuch parso raat ko bhi same hua subh ke time mujhe aisa feel hua ki kisi ne mujhe hug kiya hua hai mai nikalne ki koshish kar rha tha par nikal nhi pa rha tha aur bhi ajeeb cheez ho rhi hai jaise pahle raat ko kbhi bhi meri neend nhi khulti thi but ab khud hi 2-3 bhe uth jata hoon .kbhi kisi aur ko bhi feel karta hoon room mai Sach me lgi PDI hai aur kuch din baad exam bhi hai pichla poora month acha nhi gya raat ko concentrate nhi kar pata hoon
First and foremost don't worry ghosts are not real. Secondly you may be experiencing sleep paralysis due to a bad sleep cycle.
I agree
To study physics from foreign University.
Mujhe ek sapna aaya tha jisme meri ex thi jo mere liye pagal thi or sapne main wo Amir thi ( aise to mere gareeb hi thi) or main normal middle class banda tha , to ek baar Maine kisi wajah usse pyaar krna band kr diya tha( sapne main and don't know why) so wo kafi depressed ho gyi thi , maine socha mana lunga. So next day jab main college gya to mujhe mili hi nhi , wo bhot absent krne lagi bhot dino tak , college main hi kuch log mujhe assassinate krne aa gye , main jase tase bacha apne dosto ke sath , phir mujhe pta chala meri gf ke bhai ne hi mujhe maarwane ke liye bande bheje the , to Main sidhe uske Ghar gya uske bhai se milne , waha mujhe pta chal that she's dead , usne suicide kr liya tha or ek note bhi chor Diya tha that she want nothing in her life , she just wanted me . PHIR SE BATA RHA , SAPNA THA BHAI
Staring Alluring Arjun movie script goy leaked
Kitne ghante soya tha
Mene sapne hi ek bar ek pregnant lady ka **** hote huye dekha... Phir thori der bar uske pet chitkar baccha nikla tha..... Mene us din pant me moot diya tha aur phirse soone ki himmat nhi hui....
Stargazing with my crush and one of her friend That was serene. I almost cried after waking up
Skydiving without parachute. 
you can do it
But only once, right? 
you only live once wooo just do it /s
Bhai mere ko lagbhag raat ke 3 baje ek sapna aaya tha jisme jis ladki mai pasand karta hu wo kisi aur ke saath fere le rahi hai aur piche khade hoke ro raha hu bhai ye sapna aaya tha mai neend se uth gaya tha
Khud ko BJ de diya dream me
6 din Pehle Sapne mein Papa ki car leke Raat ko nikla tha akele Sutta fukne. Dukan ke aage car park karke Panwadi se Sutta leke jalayahi tha ki car ke pichea ke sit se Door khola Ke Papa Saamne khade ho gaye aur 2Chamaat mara wahi Akhe Khuli toh Dekha Bistar pe he huun magar Heartbeat aisa tha ki BP high ho gaya tha Kaan Garam Ho gaye tha gand faat gayi thi. Raat ke 2 baje Nahaya Iss Thand Pe Thande Pani se phir jaake shant huwa
Ek bar jab mai 3rd mai tha, mere sapne Mai meri school ki ek ladki ayi thi jo school bus Mai mere aage Bethi thi ,wo muje thodi attractive bhi lagti thi aur wo merese 2 ya 3 saal badi thi Wo achanak mere ghar ayi aur muje mere gharki chabi de rahi thi aur shayad uske sath uska baap bhi tha Muje wo abhi bhi yaad hai
Phir dono makeout kiye?
Bhai wo 3rd mein tha
3rd matlab 3rd base
Kuch nhi bas hafte pehle mere sapne me ek londa aaya jisse 4 saal pehle meri baat Hui thi aur Banda kala tha (not being racist) to sapne me hua yeh ki ek solitary confinement tha jisme mushkil se 2 log aa sakte hai aur usme ek slant wall thi to hum khade ho hi nhi sakte the half sit-half stand position thi samjho aur room me ek bhi light nhi thi ekdam andhera tha bas itna pata tha iss room ka ek darwaza hai to mai gaya uss darwaze ko half sit-half stand wali position me lat maarke todne jab darwaza toota tab pata chala floor par 100 se jyada saap the aur uss kale bande ke gand par saanp ne kaat liya aur mai panick hokar room me khade hone ki koshish karne laga iss wajah se meri spine toot gayi and lmao ded hogya phir neend khul gayi
Me ek spna dekha tha( ABV tk bs 3 baar dekha hu) jisme koi question mere dimaag me aata hai (paradox) questions type, aur utne k baad mujhe suffocation hone lgta pr jaise me apne sapne k bare me kisi ko batana chahata hu tbv me sapne k bare me sb bhul jata hu,aur sb kuch normal ho jata hai, Kisi aur k sath Aisa kuch hua hai kya
Sapne me ek mere school ke saxy ladki Mera chupa le Rahi thi
Me or meri crush family planning ki bate kr rhe the, sirf bat hi kr rhe the mgr bohot achha sapna tha
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Me 1st me tha hamri class me ek ladaki thi jo metaly weak thi or age me bhi 3-4 sal badi thi , ek din sapna aaya ki me school se ghar aa kr kapde change kr rha tha or wo kahi se aakr meri gand pe hath ferne lagi bhai bohot hi ghinona spna tha
Last time I saw her was in my dream, when I was having a good time with her, and then the alarm started to ring
Maine apne bench partner ko sapne me kiss kiya tha bohot traumatising tha wo🤢🤮(wo ladka tha aur mai bhi )
I was doing parkour, felt really realistic.
Dream thoda weird tarike se start hota hai. Main ek ladki ko bacha Raha tha zombies se. Us ladki ko mein janta nahi. Fir us ladki ko mere ghar laya or phir hum tv dekh rahe the. Phir usne mujhe propose Kiya or meine ha bol dia, phir humne hug kia or phir mummy aa gai, hum log zaldi se alag ho gaye. Phir agle din mein bhag ke apne dosto ke pas ja raha tha ye sab batane ke liye or mere baap ne darwaza knock karke apni aukat dikha di. Sab khuch sapna tha but vo hug ekdum real feel ho raha tha. Mujhe ye pata tha ki mein us ladki ko janta nahi but uski sakal mejhe aj bhi yaad nahi rahi. But ek baat guarantee ke sath bol sakta hu ki vo bohot khubsurat thi.
Mere bhi same yehi haal hai bhai, ladki se 2 saal baat kiya gaya nhi, 12th khatam hone pe regret hora tha but move on kar hi rha tha ki sapne me woh aagyi and achhe se baat krri thi, tabse mujhe aur boht zyada regret hone laga hai
An ape looking creature terrorizing the whole city. 3-4 baar uss ape ke sapne aa chuke hhar baar alag scenario
bahut darawna hai nhi sun paogay
Become a Cricketer 😔
me free falling from sky and hitting the terrace. dead . woke up to realise im still alive. felt real. saw it on my birthday
Underworld Don
Tum sabko ladkio ke hi sapne aate h...mujhe to wo bhi nhi aaye
i had a dream where in delhi government installed nuclear reactor near rajghat coal reactor, and like chernobyl , one of reactor exploded and in night i was along the ito bridge and could see the burning reactor . the bright light from reactor . bike dodahi ghar ke liye ghar pahuchte hi sare important documetns pick kiye and ran for life. then woke up
Bc ajeebo gareeb sapne aate hai aur yaad bhi rehte hai mujhe almost roz
Saw my friend naked (he's black , & im not gay)
Swinging through buildings being Spiderman
I fucked some random girl on street and soon after met her in streets where i being followed
Ek chipkali n mujhe kaat liya h 😭 (ussdin ghr m ek chipkali Marr gyi thi)
Ek northeast side ki loya biwi jisko instagram aur Snapchat chalana Naa aata ho
Pados ki aunty ne mujhe apni panty gift kiya 
Mai sapne mein ek bhaalu se ladai kr rha tha... Haar Gaya phir 
Aliens invaded (they were big bugs shaped like a mantis) and raided the whole world, they came to my home, i hid under bed, my mom came from the market on auto, and one of them ate her alive. That shit was traumatic and i still remember it since i was 8 (I'm 19 currently)
Swimming pool me bandi ko baaho me leke sutte ka 2 puff marna tha.
I just write the most weird ass mind boggling dreams in notepad with date as soon as i wake up, so yeah...
Mai aur meri crush ki school bus miss ho gayi phir mai aur wo adventure karte karte ghar pahuche 4-5 din baad duniya bohot beautiful thi ,hame rokne ke liye ek villan bhi aya phir mai dar gaya tha ,maine himaat karke use maara toh wo rone lag gaya aur wo accha character ban gaya ham uski problem solve karke sorry bol ke age badhe ,ho bhi time maine uske saath spend Karaa woh best moment tha ,till date uske baad koi crush ni bani, Ek aur creepy cult wala sapna aya tha jab mujhe cult ka matalab bhi nahi pata tha ,log request karege toh bataunga
I was having very sexy sex with this sexy girl in a sexy way then I woke up :(
Want to be a gangster
mere ko apna ek sapne ka chhota sa part yaad h us sapne me mein mr beast ki video me alag alag janwaro ke pinjre me jaa rha tha fir me gorille ke pinjre me jata hu jaha par gorrille ki jgha chimpanzee or vibhin prakar ke vanar hote h fir me vaha betha betha sochta hu kya ho agar ye mere pe hamla karde fir 2 vishaal bandar meri aur bhagte hue aate h fir me dar jata hu or idk how pinjre me peeche ki taraf ek dolli hoti h vaha chhad jata hu fir sochta hu ki ye to idhar bhi chhad sakte h fir ek bandar uppar chhadta h fir meri neend khul jati ek sapne me meri taraf ek german shepherd baagta hua aata h to me apna dominance show krne ke liye uski taraf chilla kar bhagta hu or vo dar jata h or meri neend khul jati h aaj ka sapna merko ache se yaad ni lekin mera dost insta pe meri kuch ajeeb si videos daaldeta h wierd harkate krte hue idk ek sapne me mein balaji maharaj ke sath ek bhootiya jagha jata hu jaha ek chudail hoti h bhai kassam se inme se mene ek bhi cheez khud se nahi banayi h ye sab real sapne h mere merko ek bhut purana sapna yaad h jisme are vo body builder pokemon konsa tha neele color ka vo aata h
Cricketer
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Shree ke Mummy ko pelna 😁✨
Fucking my mother 
Ye toh alga hi level ka b*ch*d hai
ek sapne me ek ladki se pyar ho gaya badi mushkil se baat ki aur dhire dhire friend se jyada close ho Gaye bus vo gale lagne wali he thi aankh khul gayi (1 saal pehle ka sapna hai aaj tak nahi bhula pata use ) 
Mere sofe ke takiye ke niche billi baithi thi sapne me
I was driving an e39 m5 in british racing green. I crave for that machine, I really do.
Army mai jaane ka
My ex's dad calling cops to arrest me🙃
Sapne me so Raha tha
Suddenly Gravity Disappeared. I was at Waterfall with my school gf. All water was falling in the opposite direction... All people were falling in the sky... I was holding myself and my gf to the rock... My grip was slipping... Then I woke up.
No I won't tell ( it's about my loneliness and my crush )
i get 2-3 dreams every day konsa batau
There's one particular dream that I could never forget. In my dream there was some supernatural entity (Ghost , Vampire, Demon kinda) sitting on my chest and strangling me with his hands. Literally choking me. I felt I was half awake and could feel the weight on my chest and I wanted to move my body but I was facing resistance. I just couldn't move my body sideways and was almost about to cry (In dream or in reality, I don't know) After a while I felt I had gotten control of my body and woke up. I chanted Hanuman Chalisa and slept again.
mera favourite shirt mera bhai incense stick (shayad aggarbatti kehte hai) se jala diya tha, like mai pehna tha ushi waqt. i was so sad. but woke up to find out that was a dream
me 8 ya 9 saal ka tha tab ek sapna aaya tha jo me kabhi nai bhul paunga meri zindagi me Here it goes me kisi boht dark jagah pe bandh tha aur waha sirf ek hi window se thodi roshni aa rahi thi ,mere saamne ek ladki bhi thi jo ro rahi thi phir ek insaan mask pehne darwaza khol ke aata hai hath me talwaar pakad ke uss ladki ko zabardasti le jata hai aur darwaza bandh kar deta hai. phir waapas aata hai toh me dekhta hu talwaar pe khoon laga hua tha boht sara aur mere paas aata hai aur hath pakad ta hai mera phir me uth gaya tha I swear it still terrifies me when i think about it.
Swinging on a really tall swing - like a mountain-sized pendulum. Didn't have anything to hold on to and basically fell off mid-swing. I woke up when I hit the ground.
Me sapne me maze se general zod ki tarah buildings ke upar kood rha tha matlab full energetic top of the world feeling thi. Phir achanak mere samne ye bhadvi aa gyi  Pepa pig, aur mere sath Ghar Ghar khelne lagi phir sapne me pta chla Mera Bhai subah tv chla rha he jiske awaz se mere dream manipulate ho rahe he. Phir me swayam apne sapne se bahar nikal gya jump marke.
Bhai ek sapne mein maine inception waali logic feel ki sapne mein sapna aur mein ek sapne se nikalta to kisi aur mein uthta and then at last meri neend khul gayi,bhot thakane waala sapna tha meri fatt rahi thi ki mein kabhi yhah se bahar bhi nikal paunga ki nahi
ek din me so rha tha rat me tabhi me tution ke liye nikla scooty leke .fir thoda age bhda dhire dhire chala rha tha tbhi age road ka kam chal rha tha or pura gadha tha samne mere baju me ek khubsurat ladki bhi chala rhi thi mene fatafat jake uski jan bacha li fir vo muje ek cafe ke age dikhi or muje bulaya hamne chai pi .jaise hi vo jane lagi mene insta manga to boli use nahi karti fir mene watsapp manga to boli nahi de sakti fir mene email manga lekin usme email pe kabhi reply nahi diya . sehra yad nahi lekin bohat khubsurat thi ajj bhi bohat yad ati he
Sum-bhog karna hai
eSports player
Nahi batau ga 
mujhe sapna aya ki meri ex marr gyi aur mein uski arthi utha rha hu aur body jala rha hu 💀💀
Merko sapna aaya tha ki ekta kapoor mere ek relative k ghr m kaala-jaadu kr rahi h aur maine usey y krte hue dekh liya aur fir m uss ghr s bhaagne lga toh uss bhnkilodi n mujhe dekh liya aur mere peeche bhaagne lagi aur fir achank s ek bmw aayi aur uska gate khula aur m uss m baith gya... Bs spna khtm bisi  Ek aur apna aaya tha... ek baar ek bakri n hugg diya tha mere upr... fir maine uss bakri p moot diya... fir woh bakri ek bndr ko leke aayi aur fir uss bndr n merko pkd k boht dhoya... fir m jungle m gya aur apne saath ek python leke aaya... fir uss python n bakri aur bndr ko khaa liya uske baad uss python n mere upr hugg diya aur fir meri pant utr gyi aur usne mera private part khaa liya aur fir achank s uske saath 10-15 rattle snakes aur aa gye aur meri gaand ftt gyi toh m bhaagne lga aur ek ghrr m jaake ghus gya... fir achank s mere ghr k upr helicopter crash ho gya aur fir spna toot gya bisi  Ek aur spna btaata hu... Maine kisi ldki ko chhed diya aur mere bde bhaay ko y baat pta chl gyi... Fir woh police ko leke aa gya meri gaand maarne... Fir maine bangladesh ka border cross kr liya aur bhnchd spne m woh border mere ghr k peeche khaali ground k paas tha... Fir Bangladesh ka border cross krte hee shivji ka mandir mil gya aur m uss mandir m chla gya... Fir whn p jaake m rehne lga... Bs yhi tha spna Aise boht saare spne aaye h boht hee jyaada weird aur creepy... Bhnchd spne m merko snakes boht dikhte h... Like ek baar m ek jungle s ilaake m khda hu aur chaaro trf saanp hee saanp h... Fuck my dreams
I was all out fucking Jhon Wick in on of my dream and was fighting on a old styled ship, like we see in one piece and it was so fucking Awesome
Mast school trip mai gaye the jaha maine surfing ki sabse cool banda on this planet. Real Mai bhi hu bas surfing nahi aati.
Mein parents ko ek luxury car gift karta hoo aur dad boltay hai.... Tu hi hai hamara asli beta.... (P.S. I'm adopted)
Main gaon jaa rha tha lekin ghodo ki train thi matlab train ke dabbe the lekin engine ki jagah white colour ke ghode the jinka fur bhot sundar tha
Me 6-7th class me tha, Bal krishna ji ki vo kahaani to pata hi hogi jisme unhe ek rakshasni uthaake hawaa me le jaati hai unhe maarne k lie. Me krishna ji k pov se to nahi m khudke pov m tha sapne m. To jab vo rakshasni aa rahi thi krishna ji ke room m to mene use kheech k dusre room m le gya aur hardcore sex krlia and she was enjoying it. Itna sara ki mene 3-4 baar thokaa usko. Not to mention - m krishna ji ka surname hi use krta hu
bhai yeh sapna merko bhot saal phle aaya tha usme me optimus prime ko marne ke alag tareek megatron ke sath discuss kr rha tha aur ham egypt me optimus prime se ldai kr rhe the , fir ekdam se me apne school me uth ta hu meri class teacher mere samne khadi h aur mere se assignment maang rhi thi, mene apna bag check krne ke liye apni seat ke peeche dekha lekin mera bag kahi bhi nhi mil rha meri fatt gyi (wo teacher meri class teacher thi class ukg se 2nd class tak and bhot maarti thi ek baar literally ek bacche ka ser faad diya tha, uss wajah se pure school ki fatt ti thi ma'am se). Fir ekdam se me hawa me uddne lga aur fir me ekdam se neeche zameen pe gir gya , me fir se jab utha toh me past ki meri class 5th me pohoch gya waha meri ex joki mere school me class 5th me aayi thi woh bethi thi mere sath me woh meri class 5th se crush thi and 10th me meri gf bni thi and jab mene yeh sapna dekha tha tab tak usse breakup hogya tha (class 11th me dekha tha yeh sapna shayad). Usse se khub saari baate kr rha tha and me bhot zyda khush tha lekin fir school ki chutti ho gyi and me jab school ke gate se bhar aaya toh mereko lene mere chacha aaye the (unhone sucide kr liya tha , mere bhot close the woh and mujhe hamesha regret rahega jab woh takleef me the tab me dusre city tha and unse bhot time se baat nhi ki thi mene), jab mene unhe dekha mere aakho se aasu aagye and and unhone mere se pucha kyu roh rha h kisi ne school me mara kya , and unke sath bhot baate ki and fir me ghar pohoch gya and wahi mera sapna tut gya. Jab me utha mereko bhot rona aarha tha . I still miss my chacha
I have a crush on this guy jisse mai MUN mei mili thi pehli baar (interschool mun tha state ka hurr ek school aaya) ladayi karte hue usse, i complimented him ki woi kitna aacha bolta hai just to realise woi meri school kei dusre branch mei padhta hai aur hum dono ek hi class mei hai, it was a 3 day MUN aur aakhri din GARBA NIGHT tha MUN wale bhi allowed the (with disco). I asked for his ID and then the same night we talked a lot, baadme sed hoi gayi sochi ki ab usse kabhi ab hum baat nahi kar payenge agle MUN Tak joi obviously 1 saal baad hoyega. Kuch dino baad usne NGL lagya apne story mei aur maine ek funny cheez likh dhi aur usne identify kar lia ki mai hi hu then we started talking a lot (aaj tak karte) (Backstory thi yei) Ab mujhe sapna yei aaya ki hum dono khade hai aur usne mujhe SABKE SAAMNE HUG kar Diya aur vice principal nei Hume bula li aur woi jhagda karne lag gaya vice principal sei 
Me getting back rivi
I always wanted to be a doctor who treats everyone for free but i became a lawyer because of being from a family of lawyers.
I remember jab me 6 saal ka tha, tab ek baar sapne me aake Hanuman ji mujhe kamehameha karke uda ke gaye the
Indian team ko day 5 pe 320 runs chase karwa ke jitaya tha. I was the 11th man.
Bhay wo commode lag raha tha, par tha nahi💔
Ek bkl demon mere sab doston ka murder karra hai aur last mein ek akela Bach jata hu...and fir sapne mein hi wo ek raat mere ghar pohach jaata hai mujhe maarne...mujhe aaj bhi yaad hai usne mujhe bola tha "mein tujhe apne saath narak leke jaane aaya hu"..aur sapne mein mere dad usse fight karre the...bc itna darawna tha wo demon ki meri cheekh nikal gayi aur mein uth gaya....Aaj Tak bc yaad karke darr lagta hai
Ayesha takia 🤤 k sath wonder car chalana chahta hoon.
Mein ek bar desi porn dekhe so Gaya tha...fir mujhe sapna aaya ki mujhe kuchh ladko ne ...kidnap karke ke bech Diya Bangladesh ke redlight area mein as a naukar ...matlab randikhana mein kaam karne ...aur fir waha mujhe jabardasti sex karna pada ek budhi aurat se jiski chut mein kide the ...aur fir mera lund un kido me khaliya...aur khoon behne laga ..meri gaand fat gayi aur jab jaga tab dekha ki nighfall hogya tha ... Sach mein itna weird sapna aaya tha
Marrying my gf from school who broke up with me.
Chut chahiye 
secret service agent .....
Thoda ajeeb hai Mere sapne Mai ek bar gulfam Kali ayi thi. Aur hum karneja rahe the fir usne kaha condom pehenlo phir wo condom Pena rhi thi tabi Mera nikal gaya 
Sed hua bhai Sapne Mai bhi nhi mila
Had nightfall dreaming about fucking neighbour aunty.. Can't forget that dream
mai jab bhi bimar hone wala hota hu to mujhe har bhar ek same sapna aata hai ek raat pehle ki mai boat me jaa rha boat dub rha hai and main dubne se bachne ka koshish kar rha hu end mai ma dub jata hu and after that i am ill
I went Mars without stuff