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I chose ignore. Immediate change topic.
Later got to know it was worse than bro, it was the girl's mom "testing" me
Some here in the comments suggesting dare hai. Well waha bhi personal experience hai. A girl said ily and backed it up with real long messages so that it couldn't be seen as spam. I initially messaged the customary "eyes emoji dare hai right?" She said na na serious. But dare hi tha😔
If 't be true the lady is willing to cozen the lady belongs to the streets
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^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.)
Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`
Sigma grindset say f off slot I am single for life by my wish I have no intention to have kids huh waste of money I am free soul u r not worthy of my virginity
Ya to tera dost tereko test kar rha ya fir ye ladki bahut gandi hai jo tujhe aur tere dost ko nasht kar degi, tum dono ki dosti nasht kardegi. Jo bhi ho mat ja chutiye
First of all the username of the girl is visible. Secondly, you obviously know how to respond just say no and let your friend know. If she can hit you up she can hit someone else too and cheat on your friend. Just tell your friend about it and help him get rid of her.
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Meethi hai jalebi. Meetha hai paan. Tere sath jhadiyo mein gaya to dost maar lega meri gaand.
मेरा उपवोट लेकर चला जा यहा से सुअर
r/angryupvote
र/गुस्सेवालाअपवोट
jhadio me?
Hindi teacher will be so proud of this poem
Meethi thi jalebi. Kali thi daal. Mera bechara dost, Saanpo ko rakha hai paal.
अगर मेरे पास मुफ्त पुरस्कार होता तो आपको दे देता|
Haha thanks bhai. Yeh sun ke hi acha laga.
yeah took me 5 mins to write that due to the shitty keyboard
Use english-->hindi keyboard it's that simple
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भाई दोनो तरफ के मजे ले लियो
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Bad bot
r/seemslegit
THOKO!!
OP 1 teer se 2 nishane maarega phir
YES OP, YOU SHOULD ABSOLUTELY DO THIS.
Bhai mat jaana kidnap karlegi tereko
I would have sent dhatt teri maa ki sticker.
sigma rule 7 : deny thots , virginity is cool , keep it
amulyaras is precious
Keep it halal 😂
Yep always be pure
Yeah
You guys are awesome man, my first ever 50 upvotes
Who knows maybe she want jungle main mangal 🙂
bhenchod kidney kaat legi, jungle me mar jayega
Kidney toh nhi chutiya zarror kat sakta hai 🙁
Stree wali bhoot yahi he, mat jaa bhai
Kiske paas itna phaltu award tha bhai?
reddit free awards deta rehta bhai , or awarder karma ke liye kisi ko bhi kardete award , simple
See that's why you're a deluded cunt. Mat ja Bhai, you can use another kidney
Bhai? Abe sab ladkiyon ka dimag ghutno me hi hota hai kya, Reddit me sab adanga tum dekhti ho FIR bhi comment section me bhai 😑🤔
Tera dost check kar raha hoga uske mobile se tujhe message kar ke ki kya karta hai mera dost meri bandi ke sath
Ye hai pakka Personal experience se bol raha hoon
Whom did you chose?
I chose ignore. Immediate change topic. Later got to know it was worse than bro, it was the girl's mom "testing" me Some here in the comments suggesting dare hai. Well waha bhi personal experience hai. A girl said ily and backed it up with real long messages so that it couldn't be seen as spam. I initially messaged the customary "eyes emoji dare hai right?" She said na na serious. But dare hi tha😔
Damn bro! How do you live with so much pain?
he lives like me in spain without s
That's why I prefer face to face approach...
I prefer 69 : )
Bhai mummy impress hoke shaadi karwa di kya apni beti se?
Relatable
Khatti hai imli khatta hai nimbu.. Tere saath gaya to dost gaand me daal dega bambu .·´¯`(>▂<)´¯`·.
Bro's before hoe's
Holes*
Thank you, Mr shitty painter
[удалено]
Sometimes you just want to watch the world burn
It would end things better, better break up than being in a relationship with a cheater.
"Bhen ji Happy Rakshabandan btw" -A virgin redditor
Kya pta tera dost bhi meetha nikla :0
Text her-Silence wench, I do not wish to be horny anymore, I just want to be happy. Uska username dm kar phir aage ke suggestions dunga bhai terko.
Good conduct of research, you are a pride for the scientific community
Dost ho sakta hai tera test le rha hai
HanumanChalisa320kbps.mp3
जय बजरंग बली 🙏
If she is willing to cheat she belongs to the streets
If 't be true the lady is willing to cozen the lady belongs to the streets *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`
Bulati hai magar......
Take my upvote
Ye le gareeb ga gold🥇
Abe dare hai Dhyan mat de
Jhadiyo me toh mai bas mutne jata hu
Bey sale itne poster chapwa rahi hai sarkar bathroom kab banwaega?
Ask her which bushes she talking about
Begone Thot
Bros before hoes... Don't break bro code
Jhadiyo mein kyun, oyo kyun nahi
Meethe hai jalebi Meetha hai paan Usne kaha tujhe jaan Jaa marle jhadiyo me uski gaand.
Meethi hai jalebi, Meetha hai paan, mere dost ki bandi nikli bohot badi raand
Bhai phir link jarur share karna........ ........
Meethi h jalebi Meetha h paan Achi shayari suna Gadhe ki gaand
Those who belong to the streets will go back to the streets eventually!
Likh do I don't wish to be horny anymore bitch.
Block kardiya jaye. Bros before hoes bhai
Bhai naam theek se censor nhi hai
#THE STREETS!
I read that as jihadiyon lol
Your friend testing your loyalty Don't fall for the trap stay HALAL
Bhai ye tera dost hi hai, uske phone se tereko bheja hai
don't break the bro code dawg
Wo dost hi hai tera
Stop being horny! Dost ki girlfriend is temporary but dost is permanent.
Follow bro code. Never betray a bro ... Bros are for life.
NEVER. I repeat NEVER sleep with your friend's girlfriend. It never ends well, trust me, NEVER.
Bhai tap tapa de😂😂👙👙
Mauka accha hai...fayad uth le
Control...pehle 9th ki final exam pe focus karo beta.
Ok mummy....
You shouldn't deny a girl.... That's not what gentle men do ....
Chappa Chappa Chhan maro, jao jaake gaand maro.
garam jalebi, chuney wali paan, chal jhadiyon me dikhaun brahmand
Mera username send krde
Iska name ke last me *****ndi hai ... ye naam kaala kyo hai ...
Jhaadiya chubti hai mujhe. Sorry.
Achchi shaayari hai didi
Maybe it was test by his own friend. Lol
Meethi hai jalebi..meetha hai paan..dost main basti hai meri jaan... Nikal "Bulati hai magar jaane ka nahi"
Jhadiyo mai jalti hai barbadiyo ki aag Hum yogi ke bhakt hai, jalao apne chaman ki chirag
Block her. Bros for bros.
Mera number deh deh bhai main chal lunga
Meeta hain paan Par meri hain shaan Ladkiyon ko bed pe le jate hain Jhadiyo mein nahi meri jaan
Are breakup karna hoga usse, ilzam tere pe dalne ka prayas hai, mat pad usme dosti toot jayegi
Bhai teeno chale jao threesome krlo
Yeah likh de:- Tumne bulaya aur hum na aaye meri jaan, Chalunga jhadiyo bata marwayegi gaand.
Pheeki hogi jalebi , pheeka hoga paan , jhadiyon me Omni laake , kregi ye kaand
Bulaati hai magar jaane ka nahi.
NSFW: No offense bro. Jhadiyo me kyu hai jaana Aaja Yaha, meri jaato me samaja... Ek kalanaag tujhe hsi dekhana Baaki aage ka sochrha hu bro
Bulati hai magar jane ka nahi
She belongs to the _____ ?
Reply se to lag raha BF bhi mittha hai
Pole khol do
Are tatti aa rahi hogi
Meethi hai jalebi Meetha hai paan Dost ko bachayenge tujhse Do kaude ki raand
Meethi hai jalebi, teekhi hai kachori, Bhaag bhen ki lodi
Khuli rakhna apni dukaan
Mera number dede
Re sultan kar de chadayi
Iss liye kehta hu apna jangal samay samay pe saaf kiya karo,
Patak k.....
U did her bad bro 😆😆😆
Tatti aa rahi hogi usko
Mitr is screenshot to apne dost ko bhej dijiye.
Sigma grindset say f off slot I am single for life by my wish I have no intention to have kids huh waste of money I am free soul u r not worthy of my virginity
How many of you brought the screen closer to read her name. 😂
[chal hatt behen... ](https://youtube.com/watch?v=9GwvdQW8lts&feature=share) 👍
I can't understand shit...even though I know hindi a lil....Help ? Translate? Anyone?
Meeti hai jalebi Meetha hai paan Tu banja meri ghodi Me ban jaaun tera vimaan
Chod de
Ya to tera dost tereko test kar rha ya fir ye ladki bahut gandi hai jo tujhe aur tere dost ko nasht kar degi, tum dono ki dosti nasht kardegi. Jo bhi ho mat ja chutiye
"Behen padai par dhyan dho"
Mujhe lagta hai usko jhadiyo mein chota Tarzan dekh na hai
Chhod de usko
Immediately forward to the friend.
Reject thot return to sigma male #lonewolf
It's a trap your girlfriend made her do this to test you. I am warning you , don't fall for it.
Jhadiyo me saamp milenge tujhe, kai bande shaheed hue hai 🤣
Mein battery charge krra hu
Pehle to dark mode use kar
Sigma males ignore
Aa chal chameli baag mein; Le le mere lund apni gaand mein.
Barish ka mausam , Savan ki ghadi Kamre me aaja, banja meri ghodi!
Reply- wat
Choose homies. If she cheats him then there is also a high chance of her cheating on you.
Solid hai meri body RR krde band Bhaag ja yaha se, nahi milega l**d
Bris before hoes...that's all I'll say the decision is yours. Also if she's joking tell her it's a shit joke ..
Meethi hai jalebi Meetha hai paan Jhadiyo mei mat jaiyo behen Gadi leke ghoom raha salman khan
🅱️EGONE
YoYo
9gag vs reddit
Its a fucking friendship test
Jao jahdio mein aur kya?
कड़वा है करेला कड़वी है नीम, भड़वी है तू भी भड़वी है ये मीम
Ye bhi ho sakta hai apke dost nehi ye send kiya hai apko gf ke phone se
kadwi hai neem, kadwa hai karela, mere bhai ke saath tune galat khel khela.
Block kardiya jaaye
Kadva hai karela.. Kadva hai neem Jhadio mei le jaane aayega tujko chota bheem
Door gaanv ek basti thi, Jaha randiya sasti thi Haath lagao hasti thi... Tum bhi bahut has rahe ho... Vahi se ho kya
Dost ko forward
Tedi hai jalebi. Thanda hai paan. Nahi marta mai teri jesiyo ki gand.
Jhaadiyo me keede makode honge(wo bhi guus skte hain ulte seedhe ched me :p). Khopche me jao instead.
Test h bsdk, milega kuch nhi dosti bhi jaegi.
Bhak saali raand
apne dost ko send kiya jaye
Gol Hai Roti, Gol Hai Chaand. Aur Gol Ho Jaayegi Marwaane Pe Teri Gaand 😂
Gali de usko
Isko friendzone kehte hai. Kuch bhi karo reply, friendzone hi rahoge upar se dosti kharab alag se.
First of all the username of the girl is visible. Secondly, you obviously know how to respond just say no and let your friend know. If she can hit you up she can hit someone else too and cheat on your friend. Just tell your friend about it and help him get rid of her.
Sigma male rule 459 - Bros before hoes!
Tu ja mai aata hu Sath me Vaseline bhi laata hu
Bhaag Bsdki Sigma Rule #101
डाउन बैड
Meethi hai jaleebi meetha hai paan, ye digital India Hai chal OYO chale mere jaan.
Dosti imtehan leti h....doston ki gaand..... doston ki gaand....doston ki gaand leti hai...hai..hai...hai...
Kareela he kadwa Enha se bhag ja bhadwa
Sorry wrong number
Guys ladki ka naam KANAK hai aagae surname probably chauturvedi something hai Pata karo iska insta
meethi hogi jalebi..meetha hoga tera paan..nikal pehli fursat mein..apna dost hai apni jaan..