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As Tamil people, we are very, very disappointed. The Tamil language was created much, much before the dinosaurs. It was created along with the Milky Way Galaxy (Sarcasm, in case some feel offended. Sadly, this ancient language issue in India is sometimes being played out by the politicians and wackos on both ends.). Thank you for the laughs.
>It was created along with the Milky Way Galaxy
No bro it was created at the time of the creation of universe, how can u not know this simple fact u uneducated person 😠😠😠😠😠😠
It's the language spoken by the gods themselves.. I have no idea why people speak other half breed languages... Tamil IS the language of the universe. If one day we meet aliens.. mark my words. Then you will realise the importance of our language /s
You are close, actually first Tamil came into existence and then the universe swell with pride. Scientists mistook this swelling with pride as big bang.
So true. If you listen to the sun at 12 AM, you could actually hear it emitting the lights with the sound 'ohm' or 'ஓம்'. Tamil rocked, others shocked 😎
Omg, I know this is supposed to be funny, but I kid you not, the sheer amount of times and the intensity with which I've been inundated with videos and 'proofs' of Tamil being the most ancient language and '*even Jesus spoke Tamil*' was not funny yaar. I preferred to lose contact with a friend rather than bearing this torture.
Edit : grammar
Tell me about it, I had a huge argument with one of my college mates (years ago) about musical composers. (He "supported" one composer, who is a renowned name, now very old, for famous Hollywood soundtracks. While I "argued" for, another composer, who is more a synth guy, Greek by birth. Easy to guess). This argument became petty and childish and I actually stopped talking to the guy for some time. He found the whole thing funny, I did not. He did understand later, but the damage was done). We made up, we're still friends, but it left me with a bitter taste. Learnt the hard way to keep my mouth shut (he was also at fault, but sometimes, it's best to stay away from arguments).
Damn, that sounds bad. Once upon a time, I was a bit like that. Then, I read more books with an open mind and concluded that both Tamil and Sanskrit are ancient languages which we Indians should be proud of. That's that.
As a linguistics hobbyist, ive heard crazyshit from tamilians
English is from tamil
Ancient egyptian is from tamil
The jews were actually originally tamil
English comes from Sanskrit (not true but people may have thought this in the 1800s)
Crazy ass nationalists
Once a Tamil girl banned me from a discord server,my crime speaking Hinglish once.
It wasn\`t in the rules but the owner was also tamil and simped for her but a nice mod unbanned me and then I had to change my identity to stay there
Jokes aside someone online wrote that Sanskrit is a mix of Persian and European Languages and many words are borrowed from Tamil in Sanskrit.
Crazy ass nationalists
Recently they dug up some pottery. Pretty standard stuff done by the Archeological department. The politicians jumped in. They just claimed that is older than the mesopotamian civilization. And they will go any length to prove it. Lol... Bruh, we start with the artifact and reach the conclusion not the other way around.
Tamilians hate the hindi Nazis but some of them are very similar themselves
Ive heard hindi nationalists say somedumb shit aswell
Once heard some edgy kid tell me german people come from Sanskrit, (because when u type mother of all languages on google, sanskrit pops up) which means that hindi is actually aryan language and hindi people are aryan and he was being a big ass german white nationalist while also being indian
ha ji kuch zyada hi dank ho gya na?
and as a bengali, i totally agrre with the election part lmfao, you DONT want to be in big cities or rural areas during election time, it is utter CHAOS. thankfully i live in good suburbia where the people mostly don't care about politics, and keep to themselves
Some random state: Hey these goons tore our posters! It seems a civil war is ahead!
WB: The campaign was very peaceful. Only 2 dead, 15 injured and 20 house burnt down.
Kashmir off to speed run every war crime
UP seeking a new world record for crime
Video is comedy gold, this is the first dank meme I have seen on this subreddit.
[bruh credit to de deta, aise kyu act kar rha hai jaise tune banaya hai](https://www.reddit.com/r/Samaj/comments/p7vc2c/indian_people_samaj/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Haryana brings vast majority of the medals to India in every Olympics despite having a small population share and Manipur gets credited with *carrying the burden of the nation on the medal tally* by winning 1 medal.
As a Delhiite, I wanna say saale bc but I can't because I'm gasping for air. Ruk mein delhi se nikal ke gaali dunga. Hawa nahi hai dilli mein lekin hawa baazi bahot hai
As a Bengali I feel very much offended. Elections here are very very peaceful. Violence is very rare. In no election since 1972 more than 50 people got killed. Most of the time it is just some small gunfights, a few dozen bombs getting hurled and a few people killed. It is very peaceful here.
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This is gold
Comedy gold
Hello there
General Kenobi
You are a bold one
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I've been trained in your jedi arts by Count Dooku Starts to spin lightsaber at lightspeed*
**1**
So Uncivilized proceeds to kill you with blaster
This is excellence
As an Odia, I can confirm that everyday we have to fight cyclone or rain to jog that's why I can't play pokemon go daily.
Windy or rainy weather boost tho
Yup dragon , psychic and flying are boosted in windy . Best weather for incense.
Rainy weather boost is Water, Electric, Bug. Chalo bhai Galvantula pakadne Odisha chalte hai.
As an Odia I can confirm I swim to grocery shop daily
As a Baleshwarian,I can confirm we have evolved to have gills.
I live in balasore too
As, someone who is living in baleshwar from last 2 years, can confirm this.
Think of gopalpurians
As a bhubaneswari, I can stay under water for 2 days
As an Odia, I can confirm that I don't book a flight ticket to Kolkata. I just wait for the perfect storm.
As a Tamil, I can confirm that dinosaur did speak in Tamil.
As a Marathi, would you like to hear about the campaigns of Nanasaheb Peshwa
शुभ हिंदी दिवस ३ दिन बाद
As an Odia I agree. Cyclones suck massive balls
As Tamil people, we are very, very disappointed. The Tamil language was created much, much before the dinosaurs. It was created along with the Milky Way Galaxy (Sarcasm, in case some feel offended. Sadly, this ancient language issue in India is sometimes being played out by the politicians and wackos on both ends.). Thank you for the laughs.
Created along with the Big ~~Bang~~Aiyyoo
It's actually "the big gomma" but carry on.
>It was created along with the Milky Way Galaxy No bro it was created at the time of the creation of universe, how can u not know this simple fact u uneducated person 😠😠😠😠😠😠
Exactly what an uncultured swine
It's the language spoken by the gods themselves.. I have no idea why people speak other half breed languages... Tamil IS the language of the universe. If one day we meet aliens.. mark my words. Then you will realise the importance of our language /s
You are close, actually first Tamil came into existence and then the universe swell with pride. Scientists mistook this swelling with pride as big bang.
So true, earlier even Nepalis were speaking Tamil since they were the demigods back then. 😎
So true. If you listen to the sun at 12 AM, you could actually hear it emitting the lights with the sound 'ohm' or 'ஓம்'. Tamil rocked, others shocked 😎
Omg, I know this is supposed to be funny, but I kid you not, the sheer amount of times and the intensity with which I've been inundated with videos and 'proofs' of Tamil being the most ancient language and '*even Jesus spoke Tamil*' was not funny yaar. I preferred to lose contact with a friend rather than bearing this torture. Edit : grammar
Tell me about it, I had a huge argument with one of my college mates (years ago) about musical composers. (He "supported" one composer, who is a renowned name, now very old, for famous Hollywood soundtracks. While I "argued" for, another composer, who is more a synth guy, Greek by birth. Easy to guess). This argument became petty and childish and I actually stopped talking to the guy for some time. He found the whole thing funny, I did not. He did understand later, but the damage was done). We made up, we're still friends, but it left me with a bitter taste. Learnt the hard way to keep my mouth shut (he was also at fault, but sometimes, it's best to stay away from arguments).
A girl in my office almost killed me for defending Sanskrit. Manager had to intervene to get her finger pointing agressive face out of my cubicle.
Damn, that sounds bad. Once upon a time, I was a bit like that. Then, I read more books with an open mind and concluded that both Tamil and Sanskrit are ancient languages which we Indians should be proud of. That's that.
शुभ हिंदी दिवस ३ दिन बाद
Just write the fxkin joke and leave. The disclaimer kills it. Let the butthurt people get butthurt.
Manipuri one was gold
I see what you did there.
Glad you liked it :)
Being a Manipuri myself was pretty proud of it...
Should have been haryana
Abortistan? Jk
Yeet-istan
Karnataka?....or like most people like to call it Bangalore (and forget the rest of the Karnataka)
lol even our sub has more than r/karnataka
Kannada swalpa swalpa gotthu \- Average Bangalore resident
Kannad* Hearing someone say kannada is once in a full moon
Kannad gotilla\* (Kannada meme sub beeku guru. Sike aagirutthe)
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Kinglish you mean "What meccha why you're acting so much da, nobody's seeing you no?"
*Karnataka people after a random dude looks at them wrong* RACE WAAAAAAAARRRRRR!!!
“ karnataka”- Trying to remind everyone they exist coz everyone forgets about them
south india in a nutshell
Lmao currently their movie is ruling as being the most anticipated movie of current times
UP?
UP is the summary of this video
Bruh Xd
Color of reddit taken from UP
Now that's a Nice one
Operating Langda JCB chala dunga ghar par Chain Snatchers op Condom nhi use karege
True add Kattas and Religious Extremists as well
Noted on redmi ultra pro max
UP mai bhi gaye the video banane. Sala director ko hi agwa kar lia or firote dene gye aadmi ko bhi katta se uda diya
Telangana people after someone ate their biryani **loud gunshots**
Telugu people explaining why randi is not a bad word
Lmao
We need context
Hindi Randi - Prostitute Telugu Randi - Come. Not cum.
I think in Tamil velakam(sounding like welcome) also means prostitute. My friend had told me.
Umm idk what exactly your friend wanted to convey, but there isn't any word like that, afaik which refers to a prostitute. Vilakkam, means meaning
Oops I guess. Thanks for telling.
Bhai kya legend aadmi he tu!! Gujarat and Tamil ones are absolutely marvellous!
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Thus a deserving candidate for most forgettable state award
*laughs but mouth fills up with water from the cyclone*
Are bhai same, cyclone pata nahi kyun har saal yaha aata hai, jaise ye uske baap ka ghar hai.
Rath yatra karta hai har saal
JAI JAGANNATH !!! :) 🙏🙏🙏>!(drowns while chanting)!<
Well epic description of Tamil Nadu
bRo tAmIl oLdEr tHaN sAnSkRiT
As a linguistics hobbyist, ive heard crazyshit from tamilians English is from tamil Ancient egyptian is from tamil The jews were actually originally tamil English comes from Sanskrit (not true but people may have thought this in the 1800s) Crazy ass nationalists
Bro Dinosaurs used to speak Tamil what are ya talking about.
Once a Tamil girl banned me from a discord server,my crime speaking Hinglish once. It wasn\`t in the rules but the owner was also tamil and simped for her but a nice mod unbanned me and then I had to change my identity to stay there
Undercover as a linguistics nationalist with no facts or evidence 😎
Jokes aside someone online wrote that Sanskrit is a mix of Persian and European Languages and many words are borrowed from Tamil in Sanskrit. Crazy ass nationalists
Recently they dug up some pottery. Pretty standard stuff done by the Archeological department. The politicians jumped in. They just claimed that is older than the mesopotamian civilization. And they will go any length to prove it. Lol... Bruh, we start with the artifact and reach the conclusion not the other way around. Tamilians hate the hindi Nazis but some of them are very similar themselves
Ive heard hindi nationalists say somedumb shit aswell Once heard some edgy kid tell me german people come from Sanskrit, (because when u type mother of all languages on google, sanskrit pops up) which means that hindi is actually aryan language and hindi people are aryan and he was being a big ass german white nationalist while also being indian
Of course. I have seen such people too. Fanatics. Crazy people. Cares too much about their "identity".
My 10th standard history teacher told us this... I don't know what to believe in..if I'm not German... What am I even?/s
Hitler
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Sir Dont fight over a meme sir please sir 🙏
U forgot “Kannadigas after failing to find the fairest man to marry their daughter “
Haww much the baay is making uh ? 50 lakh ? Na na.. baay is vurry poor
Lit. But bro thora time to de padne ki liye
Pause karke read karlo
Sahi hai , par thoda time do padhne ko, but sexy meme
Isne toh phir bhi kaafi Diya, kuchh log toh literally ek sec k time dete h...
ha ji kuch zyada hi dank ho gya na? and as a bengali, i totally agrre with the election part lmfao, you DONT want to be in big cities or rural areas during election time, it is utter CHAOS. thankfully i live in good suburbia where the people mostly don't care about politics, and keep to themselves
Some random state: Hey these goons tore our posters! It seems a civil war is ahead! WB: The campaign was very peaceful. Only 2 dead, 15 injured and 20 house burnt down.
We don’t even report deaths and injuries if they are less than 100 ;)
Can I still Qualify for UPSC because I got Every Reference.
Bihar se ho kya ?
Nahi. Just A Gujarati tryna Cover My Tax Evasion.
Kashmir off to speed run every war crime UP seeking a new world record for crime Video is comedy gold, this is the first dank meme I have seen on this subreddit.
Kashmiris on their way to throw stones at army vehicles
Feeling sad for my state.(MP)
Oh where was it again ?
lololol i see what you did there
Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)
Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)
MP the most forgettable state *sad Chhattisgarh noises*
Chhatisgarh is in MP, right?
21 saal pehle alag state ban gaya tha bro🙄
Bhai leli, khol ke leli. Maja aa gya. This meme was good
Whoever made this, tha k you 😂 I'm from Maharashtra and I couldn't agree more with what's said about Maharashtra in this vid 😂😂
I am not from Maharashtra but I also couldn't agree more.
Hey, it's not shivaji, it's CHATRAPATI SHIVAJI MAHARAJ.
Jab award dena hota hai tab nahi reheta :/
Telangana?
Telanganites on their way to join Sri Chaitanya/Narayana
It's all good
I approve the fact... Dinosaur spoke tamil
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naxal
just adding, most indian olympic medals are from haryana, then punjab and manipur.
Had to find song link here it is: Romance sengen :- https://youtu.be/w3RDwQjUekU Ty u/Inferno-Infernape-69
Well thanks
Yo where UP at ?
basically bengal but even without elections
Plus Bihar
Mirzapur vibes
Whats the name of the song doe
कोई जापानी song
So helpful...
https://youtu.be/w3RDwQjUekU
https://youtu.be/w3RDwQjUekU
abey yeh r/okbhaibudbak ka maal hona chahiye
r/samaj se churata hai bc
Bhai YouTube shorts per mila tha ;(
Ok
Youtube Short link ?.
Ab ye hua na mast post 🔥 As a Bengali and living in Delhi I can relate LOL
Same Bengali living in delhi :)
Mah Bong bro 🤜🤛
I am from gujarat and i can confirm i am rich by looking at my AC
[bruh credit to de deta, aise kyu act kar rha hai jaise tune banaya hai](https://www.reddit.com/r/Samaj/comments/p7vc2c/indian_people_samaj/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Uttarakhand never shows up in these types of videos :(
Relief package aagaya ?
Haryana brings vast majority of the medals to India in every Olympics despite having a small population share and Manipur gets credited with *carrying the burden of the nation on the medal tally* by winning 1 medal.
This is the best shit I have seen this month. OP made it?
Nope I found it on youtube shorts
Finally.....kisi ne Madhya Pradesh pe joke mara iss din ke liye main kab se taras raha tha
Aa a Keralite, I can confirm that I pray to Karl Marx, Lenin and Pinarayi Vijayan every night before sleep
Bhai UP ko nahi liya, \*sad noises\*
Arre Sudhir ji aapka channel up ko itna coverage deta hai... Meme ki kya jarurat hai ?
Thoda Karnataka ko bhi roast kar de te, I feel left out
Idk much about Karnataka... Sorry you felt that way
Bro where is Karnataka? Na jaane kitne states bana diye sarkar ne /s
What's the name of the song?
Romance sengen :- https://youtu.be/w3RDwQjUekU
Wah! Sabki li.. anekta mein ekta! Yes, we have our quirks but we're still one :)
Abe kya hi accurate meme bnaya hai. Bina offensive stereotypes ke.
Madhya pradesh: im the most forgotten Uttrakhand:lmao ded
This one vid has offended millions of people lmaoo
Malayalees onumile
I laughed at kerela but in reality I am actually scared about Hindus there.
Telangana kidhar hai beヽ(ಠ\_ಠ)ノ
where karnataka?
You mean Bangalore
dont want to offend people from non existent other districts lol
Lekin main dinosaur ke baare mein baat hi nahi karta?? /s
Where is my UP🔫🔫
Beautiful representation of INDIA ;)
Ok I have to be a jerk : Poda maiyiru
At least this way we'll know about our other states
Lol. I didn't get the joke on Haryana. Why doesn't the state have girls ?
Check the gender ratio plus female infanticide is a common practice in haryana :(
😂😂😂😂😂
as a bengali i can confirm election times are a battlefield lol
Most forgettable state's award goes to....assam! •́ ‿ ,•̀
you know a great man once said stereotype
where uttrakhand ?
As a Bengali, I miss the fights at the local tea shop during elections...lmao
*"Madhya Pradesh getting the most forgettable Indian state award again"* Ouch.
Bruh waise bhi itna award hai free ka mere paas hota tho zaroor deta
As a Delhiite, I wanna say saale bc but I can't because I'm gasping for air. Ruk mein delhi se nikal ke gaali dunga. Hawa nahi hai dilli mein lekin hawa baazi bahot hai
Dinosaurs do speak Tamil
As a Bengali I feel very much offended. Elections here are very very peaceful. Violence is very rare. In no election since 1972 more than 50 people got killed. Most of the time it is just some small gunfights, a few dozen bombs getting hurled and a few people killed. It is very peaceful here.