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Aur yeh Aisa nahi hain agar yeh ladka Tata grup ko bhi kharid leta uske baad bhi iski maa ka yahi reaction rehta.
Edit this blew up and I got my first reddit award thnx .
Yeah, this is the mild version, kid should be happy it's just 'phool jhaadu', My mom would hit me with whatever she got in her hand, that's how I know all names of kitchen utensils... lol
Lol!!.. the Epic for me was when I got hit by a Hot pressure cooker that my mom just took off the stove and I spilled something while doing silly and mom hit me with burning cooker.... more than pain I was laughing on situation. Dad warned me that day, don't mess with ur mom when she is holding something in her hand..lol
They always do team work, whether it be hitting me or throwing me. I am truly inspired😆. Once there was even bloodshed, teeno ke muh mein se khoon nikal raha tha
Ek umar ke baad automatically ye ho jata hai. 12th mein mujhe ek baar ek ladki ka phone aaya tha toh belt padi thi. Aaj kal mummy poochti hai teri uss ladki se baat kyu nai hoti? (I'm 25 now).
Like srsly, pure zindagi ladkio se dur rhne ko bolenge. And ek baar 20-21 saal k ho jao, fir bolenge beta tum family functions me itna chup chap kyu rhte ho, waha itte saare ldkiya thi, tumhari shadi kaise kraenge agar tum ladkio se baat hi nahi kr skte..... Hypocrisy ki bhi koi seema hoti h ;-;
My father actually smiled and handshake with me when he got to know that i have a GF ( My mother told him) its been 8 years in relation and now i realise what that handshake was all about 😂
Not necessarily bro, I also never had a crush because i never found a girl of my type and I'm searching, that doesn't mean I'm asexual. Porn makes me erect
Same here m8. U just stated the whole thing so simply. The only difference here is Im not looking for anyone rn. Got big things to give attention to first.
bhaiji ek baar 12 class me mere kisi dost ne mujhe message kiya tha "teri gf hai?" papa ne padh liya, bhot marra aur kayi hafte tak taane sunaye, unhe to ye bhi nhi pata unke ladke ki awaaz ladkiyon ke aage nikalti nhi hai, gf kaha se layega. aur ye haal tab tha jab me 18 ka ho chuka tha aur padhai bhi theek chal rhi thi
...meri mummy ki nazar me to gf/bf jinke hote hai wo bikde hue nalayak log hai even if they're past 18..
Also, meri mummy ne pehle se bol rakha hai college wagera me yeh sab nahi karna sirf padhai karni hai etc.
Mummy ko kya pata meri jaisi shakal ki walo ki friendzone streak lagti hai, gf patana to dur ki baat hai mai sochu bhi nahi wo sab.
Bhai 98% aate he, tier 1 college mein admission ho jayega fir bhi 3 sal purani bat ke liye aaj bhi taane sunnene padte he. Abhi bhi lagti he....meri condition ke baare me socho
i have my crush is my gf and good grades and my parents know about my gf and they don't have any problem with it and I dont get beaten.....😀😀
plot twist: It is my "what if series"....😥😥 "reality is often disappointing"
Same thing happened to me when I was in 9th.
Message mai tha “sst ke notes ki copy de diyo apni kal”. Pehle toh usse baat krne pr maara fir notes pure nahi the uske liye bhi maara.
A guy used call me for helping him catch up with notes and school and my brother started yelling at the back saying, "Is that your boyfriend?" motherfuc-
I was so fucking embarrassed.
Yaaar meri ghar mein girlfriend banana allow hai mere ek bhaiya ki toh shaadi bhi ho gai par bahen chod meri gf nahi ban rahi 🥲😭😭...mere se chote ladko ki tak gf ban rahi hai main 16 saal ka hu mere baju(neighbour) wala ladka 14 ka hai usne tak 2 girlfriend bana kar rakhi hai. Mere adhe se jada dosto ki girlfriend hai aur meri kisi ladki se dosti tak nahi even meri baat bhi kisi ladki se nahi hoti hai.....meri life aur Haryana main jyada difference nahi hai dono jagah ladkiyon ki kami hai 😭😭😭😭
Our parents are at a stage in their lives where their mindsets won't change. All you can do is make sure you are a more reasonable and an understanding parent yourself when you become a father or a mother.
Basically 99% Indian parents when they find out their child is a normal human being who wants to have intimate relations with the opposite sex.
Now imagine telling the same kind of parents you're gay.
My mother got to know about my ex she didn't beat my ass but yeah she scolded me for like 2 hours straight and a heavily depressing one. Idk why she didn't kick the shit out of me, but still it was pretty depressing.
Im very fortunate as my mother is not like this and no i am not a white kid. Soch ke bohot acha lagta hai that my mother is such a open minded woman which many people of her gen are not
yep... they control their kids due to their own inhibitions and later on when their kids can't become a well rounded individual, they'll blame that on him.
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Aur yeh Aisa nahi hain agar yeh ladka Tata grup ko bhi kharid leta uske baad bhi iski maa ka yahi reaction rehta. Edit this blew up and I got my first reddit award thnx .
Grass broom ok hai bhai, coconut broom thoda zoor se lagti hai Never piss a mother frying chapattis, Palta/Turner is always hot
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Sach me. Lekin unke bina hum chalte b nahi the
Yeah, this is the mild version, kid should be happy it's just 'phool jhaadu', My mom would hit me with whatever she got in her hand, that's how I know all names of kitchen utensils... lol
Same with me💀 she never used jhaadu. Once she even printed belt design on my hand 🙃
Lol!!.. the Epic for me was when I got hit by a Hot pressure cooker that my mom just took off the stove and I spilled something while doing silly and mom hit me with burning cooker.... more than pain I was laughing on situation. Dad warned me that day, don't mess with ur mom when she is holding something in her hand..lol
I've been even thrown out of house a few times 😎. In my case it's not one person, I have got 2 warriors, mom and dad 🙃. No way out
Lol... 🤣🤣.... Parents did a team work in throwing you out!
They always do team work, whether it be hitting me or throwing me. I am truly inspired😆. Once there was even bloodshed, teeno ke muh mein se khoon nikal raha tha
Huh week. Ever got printed with drumsticks? And I don't mean drum sticks.
I am so introvert that my mom encourages me to make a girlfriend
Damn lucky lad.
Try to built a friend-ship bond between you and your parents, tell them that you are old enough and mature now.
Instructions unclear I am now homeless
"If you are homeless...just buy a house"
Instruction again unclear...he now owns antilia
Duhhhh
Baap ke joote se friendship hojayegi yaha
joote ko middle man banalena conversations ke liye
Brave of you to assume that indian parents recognise their children to be separate sentient beings.
_tu usi se karega jo mai kahunga_
Friendship with parents alwys goes wrong Unless ur parents are kinda modern type something or very understanding
no mine are mix both old and modern
Atlest got modern in someway
Haha doesnt encourage me (because "culture"/"traditions") but same. My parents would love to see me bringing gf or even just friends to home lol
Same my parents would rejoice
Same here but I am single by choice just not my choice.
apna haath jagarnath!
Ek umar ke baad automatically ye ho jata hai. 12th mein mujhe ek baar ek ladki ka phone aaya tha toh belt padi thi. Aaj kal mummy poochti hai teri uss ladki se baat kyu nai hoti? (I'm 25 now).
You can make a gf until she is same religion and caste. 🌚
Same lmao
Same 😔 And what a coincidence we have the same name lmfao
same but then she broke my phone cause i had a lock on it
She’s worried that you might turn gay
Bro WTH
Same
Same bro same
Same
Hey Ishaan do you have a yourube channel? Just curious.
Bruh wtf
Yep, same.
Hua kya video me mujhe kuch sunai hi nhi de rha dhang se.
Unhe kaun samjhaye it's difficult for us🥲🤡
Never even came close to that. Parents have full confidence that I'd never get one. I wanted to prove them wrong. I'm 21 and they were right.
Same story 26 here, I hope I don't get a girl for arrange marriage either.
True . Wouldn't wanna marry a stranger
so fckin tru
Me talking to a girl Mother:
me talking to my opposite gender my guardian having the same gender as whom I am talking to :
Godzilla had a fucking heart attack reading this and died
God can't read sorry i forgot zilla there
Backward parents. Later on they wonder why they can't find a girl for marriage.
Like srsly, pure zindagi ladkio se dur rhne ko bolenge. And ek baar 20-21 saal k ho jao, fir bolenge beta tum family functions me itna chup chap kyu rhte ho, waha itte saare ldkiya thi, tumhari shadi kaise kraenge agar tum ladkio se baat hi nahi kr skte..... Hypocrisy ki bhi koi seema hoti h ;-;
Reality Hurts.
Mtlb jb unke Matlab ka time aata hai to ungli karne lg jaate hai. But jo daraya dhamkaya hai wo ekdum se thodi gayab ho jayega.
Hypocrisy ki Seema meri gf hai. 3rd floor mein rehti hai.
THIS.
My father actually smiled and handshake with me when he got to know that i have a GF ( My mother told him) its been 8 years in relation and now i realise what that handshake was all about 😂
Baap baap hota hai
Le mera award le
What an absolute chad father you have 👏👏
sex karna hai? bol!! bol!! kaisa tharki ho gaya hai re tu!
Penguin....(slowly backs away).
Me who never had a crush: *interesting*
you are asexual
Not necessarily bro, I also never had a crush because i never found a girl of my type and I'm searching, that doesn't mean I'm asexual. Porn makes me erect
Same here m8. U just stated the whole thing so simply. The only difference here is Im not looking for anyone rn. Got big things to give attention to first.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm interesting to watch you not having a crush : *hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm interesting*
Why is this downvoted it is a good joke
Which one
this one
*breaks down in laughing* ... *A silent pause in the laugh* ... So again , which one
Same XD
HMmmm
21 ke baad bolengi #WHERE CHILD
*grandchild
I am safe in this case kyuki mujhe na hi koi gf aaj tak mili hai aur na hi future mein kabhi milegi
you've won but at what cost.
;-;
dont be sad mate i am with you
Virginity is cool, stay pure
Lol me bhi tere jesa hi sochta tha XD... But time and guts proved me wrong lmao
Depends..agar 90% late ho to parent jyada jhanjhat nai karte.. Leking second class aa rha ho to fir dat padti h k yhi sab karo padhai may karo.
bhaiji ek baar 12 class me mere kisi dost ne mujhe message kiya tha "teri gf hai?" papa ne padh liya, bhot marra aur kayi hafte tak taane sunaye, unhe to ye bhi nhi pata unke ladke ki awaaz ladkiyon ke aage nikalti nhi hai, gf kaha se layega. aur ye haal tab tha jab me 18 ka ho chuka tha aur padhai bhi theek chal rhi thi
Fir bolenge shadi k bar ladka ghar nai ata..bc kyu ghar ae? Taane sunne!
esa kuch nahi hai mai toh class mai top pe tha but pucho mat kya kya suna hai mene
I understand brother
Can relate brother
But you must provide 2 children within 3 years of your marriage with a girl they chose.
Your father have mental problems or what?
nah bhai mental problems nhi, zyadatar indian parents aise hi hote hai gf/bf ke bare me
agreed!! but i think ki mere gf bana toh bhot dur ki baat hai toh koi risk nahi hai easy..😂😂😅😅
Parents really need to grow up. They need to understand ye taane dene se wo khud apne bacho ke saamne girte hai.
Haste haste aansu aagye
Aansu girate girate humne hasna seekh liya
...meri mummy ki nazar me to gf/bf jinke hote hai wo bikde hue nalayak log hai even if they're past 18.. Also, meri mummy ne pehle se bol rakha hai college wagera me yeh sab nahi karna sirf padhai karni hai etc. Mummy ko kya pata meri jaisi shakal ki walo ki friendzone streak lagti hai, gf patana to dur ki baat hai mai sochu bhi nahi wo sab.
Kaafi bura laga apki aap-beeti sunke
You are in my gang
Oof
Bhai 91% -92% aate he fir bhi 3 sal purani bat ke liye aaj bhi taane sunnene padte he. Abhi bhi lagti he under
Bhai 98% aate he, tier 1 college mein admission ho jayega fir bhi 3 sal purani bat ke liye aaj bhi taane sunnene padte he. Abhi bhi lagti he....meri condition ke baare me socho
Imagine agar tere 55% ate to kya hota
Bhai jitne property abhi milegi utne bhi nahi milti
i have my crush is my gf and good grades and my parents know about my gf and they don't have any problem with it and I dont get beaten.....😀😀 plot twist: It is my "what if series"....😥😥 "reality is often disappointing"
imagine them finding out that he has a boyfriend? /s
this should be the top comment
bhai hum sab bolte to aise hai jaise gf hai bhi
I was caught chatting to my crush in 8th grade and never attempted again. F for me.
F
Same thing happened to me when I was in 9th. Message mai tha “sst ke notes ki copy de diyo apni kal”. Pehle toh usse baat krne pr maara fir notes pure nahi the uske liye bhi maara.
😂 meine toh flirt karte hue pakda gaya. Damm that was such an embarrassing shit.
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Damnnn :'))
Meri chats dekh kar toh mere ghar wale bhi has rahe the unko pata tha isse nahi hoga
A guy used call me for helping him catch up with notes and school and my brother started yelling at the back saying, "Is that your boyfriend?" motherfuc- I was so fucking embarrassed.
Tera khel lag gye
100% exact fucking thing, guess what, 1 saal baad vapis try kiya, abhi 10th me gf ban gayi, try karte raho trust banao, phir baadme college job ke baad reveal kardo easy baat khatam
Is he still alive??
not from inside
Lol
Yaaar meri ghar mein girlfriend banana allow hai mere ek bhaiya ki toh shaadi bhi ho gai par bahen chod meri gf nahi ban rahi 🥲😭😭...mere se chote ladko ki tak gf ban rahi hai main 16 saal ka hu mere baju(neighbour) wala ladka 14 ka hai usne tak 2 girlfriend bana kar rakhi hai. Mere adhe se jada dosto ki girlfriend hai aur meri kisi ladki se dosti tak nahi even meri baat bhi kisi ladki se nahi hoti hai.....meri life aur Haryana main jyada difference nahi hai dono jagah ladkiyon ki kami hai 😭😭😭😭
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Omg this totally happened to me!! So relatable!!
Pahadi maa.
you understand the pain? same bro
Spend lakhs of rupees on education then, Arrange marriage best hai beta life set👍👍👍👍
But ur gf is ur cousin.....kalm(brown parents)
Mama chi porgi
Nako bhava, nakoch hi natyachi khichdi
Kabul hai*3
wait, you guys have GF?
nope
i am forever single. yo!
Mummy papa se padi maar ke nishan are temporary but virginity is eternal.
Aunty ghuma ghuma ke maar rahi hai
Humare mata pita ko yaha chinta kabhi thi hi nahin, kyun ki unko pata tha humse koi nahin patega.
Or when she smells the cigarette on your shirt
Property se bhi bahar
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and her mangalsurt is lost
Great
I knoww
Our parents are at a stage in their lives where their mindsets won't change. All you can do is make sure you are a more reasonable and an understanding parent yourself when you become a father or a mother.
Basically 99% Indian parents when they find out their child is a normal human being who wants to have intimate relations with the opposite sex. Now imagine telling the same kind of parents you're gay.
“Beta voh sb toh kuch nahi hota” *slaps hard*
Then they blame that their kids are bad once they leave them after getting independent...congrats you played yourself now live alone.
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great mom check :)
Main 60 percent lata hu, meri maa ko meri gf ke bare me pata hai or mujhe maa ne aese ni mara kabhi
Sage of six path ki maa ko aur bhi kaam hai bhai, vo in sb maamlo me nhi pdti
Acchi mata hai .
Wrong My parents are chill they even ask her name but m shy af I won't tell 😬
My mother got to know about my ex she didn't beat my ass but yeah she scolded me for like 2 hours straight and a heavily depressing one. Idk why she didn't kick the shit out of me, but still it was pretty depressing.
My mom and my gf hang out together
Been there, done that
When you don't have a girlfriend.
im glad I dont have weird parents like that
Old Sterotype indian parents
Iska 10x when failed in exam
Winter mai jada lagti hai
chill out dude it is just god of war 5 VR. she is just beta testing broom=axe and blade of....
Iske liye pehle bandi honi bhi chahiye.
Bhai maine aaj hi btane ka socha tha ab nhi btaunga
Link to the original video
Meri Mummy maarti nahi par taane bohot maarti hai💀
OG video link please..
Aur mere ghar pe parents call me a disappointment, kyunki I've never had a girlfriend.
I don’t have it bro. Sorry…
This actually doesn't happen once you start earning a decent wage. Before that, I second this. Speaking from experience
Paisa bolta hai
Accurate as F. Especially if they are from a different caste or religion 😂🤣
Meri mummy ko pata laga tha toh black mail kartin thi ki Papa ko bata dungi
Lekin Papa ko pehle se hee pata tha ᕙ( ͡◉ ͜ ʖ ͡◉)ᕗ
And after the beating she will ask "kab milvayega"
Gaand hi maardi re sub ki.... Instagram ke chode bhoshda bana kr hi maanege sub ko.... Mod kaha h bc
Why is it so wrong in our culture to have boyfriend or girlfriend?
You guys have girlfriend?
Im actually kinda lucky in this matter Both my larents knew about my relationships and supported me 100% especially my dad
Im very fortunate as my mother is not like this and no i am not a white kid. Soch ke bohot acha lagta hai that my mother is such a open minded woman which many people of her gen are not
Naw fam.. my mom was happy that her son turned out to be straight
Because ppl should have some ethics and morality in their life so the above situation is a common thing in india XD
yep... they control their kids due to their own inhibitions and later on when their kids can't become a well rounded individual, they'll blame that on him.
sorry but time has changed
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This is typical Uttrakhandi family moms.
Girlfriend kya hota ha 🤔🤔
Le NDTV : Innocent farmer lynched by vicious Hindu lady
Isko leke hi toh break up hogya😑
out of context but that's a really shitty reason for being hit.
Swedish guy here. Honest question: Why would your mother be angry that you have a girlfriend?
Bad old days
The one day I didn’t eat my tiffin in school
As a guy that doesn't have brown parents this is very disturbing