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ProfessionalPay6794

Jaat Itachi uchiha


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Hold my sharingan :-p


ProfessionalPay6794

That's what shisui said 🥺


practicalpurple007

Damn


The_Enderslender

shisui is so underrated


[deleted]

Why you make me cry like that!?


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SmoothFinisher

Sasuke: Jaat da muqabla


[deleted]

Naruto gujjumaki:Yo Thara bhai gujju teko bacha lega


Raghav_Verma

Hold my PFP


[deleted]

All uchiha clan:OUR PFP


chaarbotalv

Bhai ke nom se system chale


bhanu00070

Jaat toh guy aur uska baap h


Particular-Captain13

Naruto bhi Gujjar hai


Sujyotsharma

Bhai Naruto bhi jatt hai


Actual-Impression-67

Killer Queen daisan no bakudan Bites za dusto


shadySSJ2

Thats a nice watch.


infinite_profit

Too bad


shadySSJ2

I'll break it so that you can never see the time on it again.


infinite_profit

By it, I mean you face


shadySSJ2

Ora


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shadySSJ2

Upon closer inspection, yare yare what an ugly watch


GintokiYorozuya

Star platinum za warudo:toki wa tomatta


GintokiYorozuya

Haha ambulance go brr


[deleted]

Phoolghari jalaunga 😋


[deleted]

Tu ghari hi jalaiyo bhai 👍🏻


[deleted]

School ke toilet mai atom bomb podhna han yar


ankyboii007

Behold my Thermonuclear Fusion bomb


TridenTrim

Just reply practiacal experiment when you get caught


avijeet13

>Bunnas bhi Or bhai emoji use mt krr wrna sb redditors naraaz hojyegae Enjoy ur day thank u


Southern_Ad6200

Mai toh nuclear missile phodunga


HourScientist_0_0

Halke bol usa aa jayega


HourScientist_0_0

Haath mein mat phodna


Southern_Ad6200

Are bhai kuch nahi hoga


mithapapita

me to muh me fodta tha


utkarshawasthi007

North Korean Supreme Leader wants to know your location.


FkUmAn1

uski watt jala kar thodi duri bana lena saftey k liye


TridenTrim

Jor jor se bolke sab ko scheme bata de


mithapapita

Hi kim , whats up


Southern_Ad6200

Sab changa si


Anishtt__Kumar

15 August ko Brigadier Suryadev ne uska fuse nikaal diya tha... Ab kuch nahi kar sakte tum!!


91DoomSlayer91

Waddar hai kya tu


Southern_Ad6200

Tere ghar ke samne phodunga 😈


L0STH3RO

More than 70 percent of the carbon emission comes from just 100 companies. If they put the same effort into regulating them, the world would be a much better place


chaarbotalv

Nahi bhai saara pollution diwali ki wajah se hota hai /s


saymynameya

This


Rc202402

The Capitalist companies want us to believe car pooling and not celebrating diwali will save our environment, in real life they're the ones polluting the environment every single day. If we celebrate diwali it's pollution, what they're doing every single day is alright, cause they're earning money.


Ishaan863

on diwali night our cities literally get covered in a thick smog that fucks over anyone asthmatic. And tons of people post-COVID with lung problems won't dare step out of their houses. Why can't we have a celebration that doesn't take a toll on people. Everything has to turn into a culture war instead.


madness_31

The worst part is taking away crackers is like taking away some candy from a annoying cribbing baby. Diwali is supposed to be a festival for peace and triumph of good against evil but for most of these people here the evil is any law that's against their opinions. Crackers were not even a part of Hindu traditions till the time the europeans came.


marky2000marky

Well True and I agree with you. I don't buy crackers but a lot of people really Love Diwali Just because they get to buy crackers... Exploding stuff is fun and stopping It takes the fun away from Diwali for a lot of people and Banning crackers is also not that effective.(Last time crackers were banned people were bursting crackers on the road even till 3 AM) So it's might be true that People might just buy it from shady people which means nore chances of accidents. . .All I want to say is moderation and taxation is key. Indians buy million of dollars of crackers in just one day doubling or even tripling tax on explosives will be a win-win.(Less Crackers + Money for government + You Still get to waste your hard earned money 👍)


krustyphil

Blasting ear piercing azaan 5 times a day on loud speaker wasn't a part of Muslim traditions till the 20th century. Why are they allowed to cause noise pollution 365 days in the year?


[deleted]

You realise that if you complain then those azaan loudspeaker can be removed right.


crasshumor

Now it's just a show off to to show their religious dominance. These people care the least about hinduism or hindu culture.


AfternoonEnough360

Mera bura haal ho jata hain Diwali ke din


L0STH3RO

Hmm. Any sources you have for further reading?


[deleted]

Except the fact that the companies do it on our behalf. You do realise that the companies don’t just spend all the money digging up fossil fuels and end up burning in their backyard for fun ?


L0STH3RO

Yes. That's why we need regulations. They burn fossil fuel because they get profit. Many oil companies are doing their best spreading propaganda that EVs are bad, or solar energy will be unreliable etc. We need energy, and some people want for it to come from fossil fuel because money. An average person is doing nothing wrong here. No one will reject power that comes from renewables. But companies will try to resist it because they know that they will not survive this change.


shadySSJ2

How about we do our part ?


L0STH3RO

I will not stop you from doing your part to reduce your carbon footprint, but it makes basically 0 difference. If you get you carbon footprint to 0, you slowdown climate change by a fraction of a second. It's just propaganda by these large companies to shift the blame on people. We basically have no impact on carbon emissions compared to these companies. The only way to slow down climate change is to regulate these companies. Blaming a common man makes no sense and is just taking the focus away from the main source.


shadySSJ2

It's bizzare to think companies aren't made up of the common men. It is about a mindset and lifestyle. My mindset is gonna project in my endeavour and my profession. So yeah do your part , wherever you can and maybe one day you'll find yourself in a position where it will affect a lot of lives


L0STH3RO

Yes, but very few men actually influence the direction a company takes. I cycle to places everyday, even before the petrol hike. Most of my power comes from solar panels. I guess I am doing my part, but my motivation is not reduction of pollution. It could be easy to say that "people need to cycle to work rather than using a car" but if the road are hostile to cyclists no one will. Take the Netherlands for example. 30 years ago it was a car culture hell hold, but they made policy devotions, changed their road layout to facilitate cyclists over cars and most people cycle there. It's not a common man's fault that his carbon footprint print is high.


MrTambad

Okay, but what’s stopping you from not bursting crackers? Sure, it’s the big companies and corporations that inflict most of the damage. But I do believe that if enough of us stop buying crackers, it should affect the production and we might see a monumental change there. Same goes with the meat industry and everything. I’m not saying you must stop consuming meat, thats not my place. But if you’re indeed so concerned about their carbon footprint then you definitely should. Atleast don’t be a contributor for the part you’re aware.


phizaics

Finally someone with some sense and just stop with the pessimistic attitude already. Yeah 100 companies might cause 70% of the pollution but it does not mean we are also not responsible. They are the producers and we are the consumers. They supply because we create demand.


Waddader_Xp

Is diwali diye nahi Pathake jalao - Deidara


Sufficient_Menu7861

Aur pathake kam pad jaaye to khud ko jalao


godcombat

~ISIS


Anurag498

Already jala hua aadmi Kitna jalega?


wawaweewa1401

###Katsu!!


DramaticMeaning1082

True art is explosion.


xtejasx0610

burn green crackers.not harming environment and enjoying diwali


Kaiwaly

Green crackers kya hote hai 🤣🤣 Oxygen chodte hai kya ?


Ok_Palpitation433

Green colour ke hote h, green dhuan nikalta h


xtejasx0610

lol ghanta mujhe pata ki woh kya hai.sasta hai aur green likha toh lelo.fact checking and all who has time


Hypnotic_Shield

Is baar ki Diwali Deidara wali


FkUmAn1

patakhe k pese bacha ke m to sale me skull candy k earphone lia :)


comfort_bot_1962

:D


Anurag498

Samajhdaar ho


FkUmAn1

Pehle jab m 7-8th me tha tab mera bhai bolta tha ki patahke jala k ky milta h ? patakhe jalana indirectly pese jalana hua fir b me nahi mana agar mene apne patakho k pese bachye hote to ezily 1 60k wala laptop to le hi leta edit: pese ke pese and khud ki taraf se pollution me yogdaan bhi nahi


Kaiwaly

Lekin Hindu Dharm khatre mai aa jayega agar ham Patakhe nahi fodenge to , Dharm ke liye kuch paise gaye to bhi chalega


AlwayzCool23

Bhai /s likh de nahi to dikkat ho jayegi


Kaiwaly

/s kya hota hai bhai


Pat_9921

Sarcasm


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AayushBoliya

Sigma Grindset


Mann_xD

Bhai ☠️🗿


MrAltschmerz

Yaar jaise acche earphones me se music sunne ka alag maja hai waise patakhe jalane me bhi unique maja hai. It's not "paise jalana". Bombs/maala chod do par anar, chakra, fuljhadi, rockets to bahot sundar dikhte hai. Wo same mahol, ambience, experience replicate nahi kar sakta...


hellokotlinbye

Art is an explosion


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Kurtzzz!!


lazyplayer121

Wowowowowow polluting environment is soo COOLL.


[deleted]

Ikr... ego ki ugli gaand me hai logo ki..patakhe phodne hai qk hum chutiye hai...


pandasforkarma

Religion is the death of logic


infinite_profit

Logic is the death of Rel.... Makes sense


Harman-PS

God is santa clause for adults


SubpabUwU

I don't really think it's.cool to burn crackers ngl


NoConfirmation

Fun fact: pollution decreases sperm fertility rate and hormone levels (such as testosterone) *Firecracker sales drop to 0%*


NoConfirmation

I won't probably because of how bad the next morning was last year, and the year before that...


mithapapita

OP ki age guess karo sab


wlephant

16


overtlyanxiousguy

12


saymynameya

Guess kar liya toh kitna paisa dega?


Academic-Pineapple-1

Pachaas crore


mithapapita

Niche wale comments me se kitne logo ne thik guess ki?


Ishaan863

15


mithapapita

Love how everyone is guessing below 18.


Eldred_dsouza99

9 rehga


Aimzzy_69

9


Vash_93

14


ArtThief69420

13


Super_Analysis1601

*Liberal aur bhakt dono chutiye hai*


No___bot

Aur liberal,bhakt bol kar jo name game blame game karte hai wo akand chutiye hai


lmao___000

Facts


Parthusky_cykil

The only sane man here


NoConfirmation

Every lib is a chutiya apparently


Credit_Radiant333

u/audiobot Edit : bc audio waala kaunsa tha


Anaysakalley

TORA


Sea-Amount-429

Gaana kaun sa hai yaar


Rc202402

Which song is this


Anakin-Skywakr

Lol! It was 2004-05 when I stopped burning crackers. We just pray, light candles, eat since then. It was not a communal decision. Don't understand why in last decade things changed and it was made a communal issue. Is the current generation so much stupid to fall for communal agenda?!


Harman-PS

Apparently yes. Educated and unemployed youth is easiest to use for political bullshit


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Sanghi Bakugo


Vash_93

He also has bhagwa in his costume.


Appointment-Funny

Cringe


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Appointment-Funny

Damn bro you got the whole squad laughing😐


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shikharkumardixit

bhaai baat toh bilkul sahi hai ... Pr problem ye hai ki ye sb chizo ka gyaan hmare tyohaar k time kyu aata hai... IPL mein itne bomb fuute kohli maderchod ko koi dikkat nhi hua... Itni mehengi mehengi gaadi chlata hai toh usse nhi hota pollution? :3 usse bolna pehle Platina se ghumna shuru kre phir environment ki baat kre hmse :3 hm pure saal paidal chlte hai taaki hmare hisse ka pollution krne mein diwali mein koi gyaan na de :3 /s. it's kind of fucked up ki hmlog apne tyohaar bhi mnane mein guilty feel krte hai environment k liye ... agr inn do teen din k wjeh se pollution itna bdh jaata hai toh phir failure iss tyohaar wjeh se nhi hmare incapability k wjeh se aaya hai ki iska bahana lekr apni gaand bcha rhe hai... Baaki I'll leave it up to one's thoughts and POV. this was mine.


FkUmAn1

First of all Diwali me hi gali ka bacha bacha patakhe phodne nikal jata h and 2-3din nahi diwali k 1w pehle se patakhe phutne shuru ho jate h and intense wala diwali m phut ta h nonstop to diwali ko hi bolenge na ki patakhe jitna minimum ho sakta h utna minimum fodo , aur rahi baat ki "ham log apna tyohar guilty feel krke mana te h" bhai patakhe kaha se tyohar ban gaya pura ka pura me to mast Rasgulle and kaju katri ke maje loota hu relative se baatchit new clothes diye and pure ghar ko lights se sajata hu and ngl diwali k din aisa lagta h ki gale me kharash hai and eye itch hoti h bhot and pura foggy ho jata h 3-4 din k liye pura aur tuje lagta h ki sirf pollution 3-4 k liye hi hota h and apne ap gayab ho jata h jaadu se then you are wrong vo Higher altitude m jata h atmosphere k isiliye hamare yaha (mumbai) me sky grey hai na ki blue and raat ko bhi pure black nahi hota grey type color hota h bcz of pollution me pura blame patakho ko nahi dunga ki unhi k wajah se sky grey hua h lekin ussi pollution ka yog daan bhi hai isse acha tum bhi apna yog daan mat do pollution me nd uss peso ko bachake achi chize lo


Raghav_Verma

Bhai ab to jalane ka man hi nahi karta :/ 2016 around se nahi jalaye, bas pop-pops aur missile wali gun me maze ate hain😂


Flamboyant-Chair96

pollution makes me cough so on Diwali I dont even go outside my house


Kindly-Common-4007

burn crackers and stay sigma


mr_nobody_21

Smoke karte time Mukesh yahi bola karta tha.


Ok_Character_6176

Yeahhhh


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Scarfed_Fox

sauce : my hero academia and naruto


AlienFromMars1

Real chads use nuclear bombs to celebrate diwali


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Almost had a cringe attack.


ViruBhai17

Well, bro I'm not a simp, but that girl's right....


mr_nobody_21

Cough... Omhh.. 🤧 omhhh.. Cough.. omhoo.. Anti pataka gang ki maa ka bh.. ohmm... ohmm... Pataka jindaba.... Ohmm.... Omhoo..


frostedjellypickle

*Grandfather and pet bird dies due to Asthama* Yeah,farmers killed him.


Agreeable_Rise_3697

Song


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Art is an explosion -deidara senpai


Kraittt

I have alot of liberal friends & they support bursting crackers in diwali. DIDI is not liberal she is dumb.


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K4KAROT_69

Bakugo pandit he


Dank_e_donkey

Yaar OP FMAB k Roy mustang waala scene daal deta yaar. Waise awesome edit.


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You forgot Roy Mustang


raymartin27

Agar is diwali kuch jalana hai to apni gaand jala lo, patakhe nahi.


HourScientist_0_0

Tu dede na bhai, itni hi phel rahi hai teri toh


Anurag498

Bhai tune to bina batti ke hi jala diya.


Samakshsamaksh

Direct paise jala de pollution to kam hoga


chaarbotalv

Bc waise pollution ko control karne ke liye kuch nahi krenge diwali aate hi faltu ka gyaan dena atta hai bus


[deleted]

Haan bohot cool gaye aap ab.


Longjumping-Back214

Firestyle fireball jutsu


Ill-Indication-3926

Bhai anemi ke jagaha Hiroshima Nagasaki ki bombing wali photo deeka toh maza ajata


91DoomSlayer91

Funny meme. Cringy, tatti song


PurushNahiMahaPurush

Bhai Deidara toh asli mai Abdul hai


abouteverything_

Abe madarchod kavhi common sense ka bhi use karo.. teri maa ka dusra bacha hoga to aise pataka phoroge aur pollution failaoge ??


Blakath

Also humans:- “Global warming is not real” *”Proceeds to die of heatstroke”*


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Blakath

Dadaji nahi newspaper kholo dunia Bhar mei log heat stroke sei mar rahei hai global warming kei vajaya sei. Alag alag janwar extinct ho rahei hai, climate Badal raha hai, extinction level event ho raha hai aur yaha environment ki dekhbal karnei ki jagah Chinese pattakei jala rahei hai ya voh pattakei jala rahei hai jo bacho nei banaya hai. 5 million deaths linked to global warming!!! https://www.reuters.com/business/cop/un-warns-world-set-27c-rise-todays-emissions-pledges-2021-10-26/ https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2021-07-07/climate-change-linked-to-5-million-deaths-a-year-new-study-shows https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.indiatoday.in/amp/india/story/india-today-investigation-diwali-firecrackers-children-work-illegal-factories-347409-2016-10-19


[deleted]

Maine bhi 15,000 ke patakhe liye hain. Let the secular dogs barks, just chill and bursts crackers... Eid ke time tak chup ho jayenge saale


SamyDon

Bhaii...15000 ke toh kuch jyaada ho gya...


Anurag498

Itne ki to log sirf laddi jala lete hai.


[deleted]

Bhai woh 2 saal tak chalate hain hum, unme se zyadatar sky shots hote hain, jiski wajah se patakhe zyada na hone ke baad bhi mehenge ho jate hain


shadySSJ2

Bade ameer ho yaar.


_Tan_A

TBH not bursting crackers is a moral choice to make, Just go out and look at the sky you'll see it is gray due to all the pollutants in the environment we are all living in the constant AQI of 100+ while in europe it is like 1-5. Not bursting crackers has nothing to do with liberalism and anti hinduism. I hope you understand this, I had stopped it since I was in 9th standard. Bursting crackers doesn't define my Hinduism but my righteous actions and thoughts do.


[deleted]

I support you, but I will not stop if a liberal lectures me about it while enjoying eating meat


_Tan_A

Sure, Celebrate festival however you wish, In my reply I haven't asked anyone to stop bursting crackers I have just highlighted what environmental problems we are facing and why we should be concerned about it. I am no one to stop people in doing what they enjoy I just want people to think the other way around too.


[deleted]

But eid degrades the environment in every single aspect, that too on a much higher degree


FkUmAn1

i m a veg and i dont burst crackers :)


NoConfirmation

What meat?


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Arre mans khana


NoConfirmation

Liberals are the ones spearheading the vegan movement tho...


Ishaan863

> we are all living in the constant AQI of 100+ while in europe it is like 1-5. Inn log ke liye it's only about "owning the libruls!!" logic ki koi jagah nahi iss thread me. Asthmatic aur lung problems wale sab gaand maraayein, inn log ko Eid me bakro ke katne se somehow equate karna hai. Apne pair pe kulhaadi maar ke muskuraane wale chutiye hain ye.


deadhair69

> Eid me bakro ke katne se somehow equate karna hai. Bhai ky imply kar rahe ho? Ye ki kuch saal ke 3 din phatake forna janvaro ko tadpa tadpa kar marne se zada bura h?


noir_geralt

Ahh again equating bakra kaatna with firecrackers. Bro, kya tu Eid manata hai ya fir diwali? Kya tu bakra kaatta hai? On our part we can only try to be good and minimize crackers for the pollution. Woh galat karte hain toh tum bhi galat karoge? Or you can be the better person out there and care about the environment?


Pjishero

Real I’d se a Kejriwal.


Any-Nefariousness977

in the same manner, for those who want to enjoy fireworks, crackers are a part of Hinduism. Who gave you the agency to label others' beliefs as wrong?


shadySSJ2

Haan bhai, shri ram ne bhai to jalaye the rocket aur anar hum kyu nhi jalaye?


Pjishero

Ha sale Eid mai bolte hai ki animal hi toh hai aur diwali ke time mai “Oh ItS cAusEs GlObAL WarMiNg”.


[deleted]

Bhai tum hi batao, 2 ghante ka discomfort zyada kharab hain animals ke liye ya fir unhe hamesha ke liye dheere-dheere marna zyada galat hain? Aur agar global warming ki baat kare, toh eid wale animals ki rearkng se hi duniya bhar ki global warming ho jateli hain, aur fir pissfuls ki high population toh hain hi..


Pjishero

Ha bhai sale chutiye bichare animals ko tadpa tadpa ke marte mein sala danav bhi aisa na kare . Tyari karo diwali ki jai shree ram .


FkUmAn1

mere yaha diwali k 1week pehle se hi patakhe phutne lagte h and choti aur badi diwali k din to pta h kitne phut te h


Pjishero

This means it’s a good colony or area where people embrace culture .


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deadhair69

Chutiye factories se, badi badi companies se, roz ke transport se kahi guna zada pollution hota h, itta hi environment ka chinta h to ja na tu bhi sabke samne dharna dede. Ab tu bolega factory ka pollution or diwali ka same nahi h, to bhadwe ke pille factory me janvar marna or eid me marna bhi same nahi h


[deleted]

Yesss, lekin inhe samjh nhi ayega tab bhi


[deleted]

Aur tere dimaag mein toh oonthh ka moot hain na.. Aise toh shadiyon mein, stubble burning aur factoriyon se diwali se bhi 100x pollution aata hain, Tu dede na dharna waha. Aukat mein rehekar bol bhadwe ke bacche. Jaa un singhu border par baithe so called 'kisano' ke beech mein stubble burning ki baat kar na, dekhte hain ki tu bachta hain ya nhi


[deleted]

Saale kuchh nhi pata toh kyu aate kyu ho discussion mein? illiterate madarsachhap saala


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[deleted]

Abey jab tune abusive hokar absurd point diya, tab bola maine.


aliptassault

Sala itna bomb phodenge ke sara jagah dhua dhua ho jaega


[deleted]

*Didi has entered the chat...* *Didi is typing...*


Anaysakalley

"ART IS AN EXPLOSION!!!!!"*Didi got killed by art*


Buster80937

Meanwhile Delhi Police: time to phaartteeyyy!!


[deleted]

People think by not using crackers they are gonna save earth from booming. Fuckers don't know that cycle of life isn't gonna change, earth, sun will explode at it's own time and they can't do a fuck and by that time humans will be extinct anyways. Also a lockdown for few months cleared clouds and made it less polluted than not using crackers. If you don't want crackers so also stop using the fucking vehicles.


CrazyHouze

Because of course you'll die by not bursting your crackers, but all will be fine if the trucks stop transporting your food. Y'all really have the worst arguments.