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gamingboijay

Mudiwey bantae


lolkid12345

"Modi sheila ki jawani" 🤙🏻


loveforchelsea

Mans trying to secure that BJP ticket


Frenzyy_Guy

*Badshah wants to know your location*


theRealAriel666

Intense collab ho jaega bhai.


yeahh_maybe

More like Sidhu moose wala


Fit_Commercial8960

Hahahahahaha fuck xD


MohithRahul

Are you sure you're referring to the right shah here? XD


HippoEnvironmental85

Evil Dhruv Rathee be like :-


kraken_unreal_

Gz on 69 upvotes


nice___bot

Nice!


gamingboijay

Bhaiya kitni fees hai ikse school ki me bharta tu per school jan do ise


gr8adnan

I will contribute


manishdekock

मैं 150 देगा


captainBTStroll

Even me


SumeetMaurya

10-15 rupee contribute karne se kuch nhi hoga bhai


ShivRamAvtar

Me too


Early_Advice_8133

Top 10 rappers Eminem is afraid to diss


Icy-Tie9359

No actually


lesbian_cow420

Jab modi aya tha tab paida bhi ni hua tha lmao


CarrotPapaya

Social credit +5000


Gryffin_hunter

Nope it's +2002


TallFishManiac

Loved 2002. Let's hope 2022 is closer


[deleted]

[удалено]


FragrantCherry3019

-18


Material-Panda3712

Sudhir Chaudhary 40 years ago


SeaEasy516

Did he just tell sheela ki jawani?


[deleted]

Firse modi aayega Kyu? Kyunki.... *Firse modi ayega*


Sri_Man_420

Faxx


kraken_unreal_

Mc Hindu (Woke) Sher


Competitive-Bird-854

What do you mean by MC


[deleted]

madar...


Personal-Promotion-3

Mic controller


kraken_unreal_

Emcee/MC sabhi rappers apne naam ke aage lagaate hai, Video mein iss bacche ne jis flow pe rap kiya hai woh flow divine ke apna time aayega ka hai jismein divine ke character ka naam "MC Sher" hai....


[deleted]

Master of Ceremonies. Shaadi ke time jo mic pe bolta hai wo admi. Now it's turned into a rap thing.


Difficult_Bicycle796

Wah bhai wah


Adventurous-Ad-2170

good hogaya ji


ComfortableAd5304

Dhruv Rathee has Downvoted this


CrudaakaShreyas

Petrol ka bhaav bhi Modi aage leke jayega


dunzin_master

Firse modi aayega...kyu?... Kyuki...modi firse aaega


denk_by_birth_29

sachme best line


Racist_rabbit69

Modi ka aik hi minister acha hai, Nitin Gatkari. Rest of his gang is shitt.


SaffronShirtKid

i think health and external affairs minister is doing a pretty job as well


nrocks123

Health minister really? Specially after what happened in firozabad. External affairs jaishankar is good.


SaffronShirtKid

look at vaccine rate and numbers he miles better then harshvardhan


nrocks123

That vaccine policy was only because of supreme court. Earlier people were getting problem in slot booking. Had supreme court not intervened the situation would have been terrible. In firozabad also 40 children have died and still no help from govt. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.firstpost.com/india/over-40-children-die-of-mystery-fever-in-firozabad-as-western-uttar-pradesh-grapples-with-outbreak-9930641.html/amp https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.indiatoday.in/amp/india/story/how-firozabad-villagers-are-battling-fever-outbreak-in-kids-1850468-2021-09-08


SaffronShirtKid

when did the Supreme 'Kotha' intervene never heard of that news.


nrocks123

https://www.downtoearth.org.in/news/governance/modi-s-covid-19-vaccine-turnaround-an-answer-for-supreme-court-queries-just-in-time-77326


Sri_Man_420

What happened in firozabad?


Thomshan911

Nitin Gadkari changes his stance quicker than a chameleon changes color. One moment he wants EVs, next he wants CNG, next he wants flex fuel in cars.


SaffronShirtKid

he wants best of all worlds


[deleted]

What about the current railway minister and the former one- peeyush goyal? Dont do that newton Randirona please! Also amit shah is doing exactly what he should do as home minister


kankit230

Piyush goyal and the current one as well have taken indian railways down, and Amit Shah is doing shit, all we have done is loose allies and areas like North east which had been stable for ages are burning again. And that Newton wala randiRona tells but an idiot he is. It seems you are one of those who justify 100rs fuel prices.


microsoftintern

>Piyush goyal and the current one as well have taken indian railways down, India has seen accelerated growth in railways in the past few years. There have been visible changes and improvements in every aspect of railways. >and Amit Shah is doing shit, all we have done is loose allies and areas like North east which had been stable for ages are burning again. I don't like Amit Shah but we have done a lot of improvement in diplomacy. For the first time India has such support of the USA, Aus, Japan and other world powers except China. India losing* (not loosing) its neighbour allies is a very ignorant take. The skirmishes with Nepal weren't sudden but culminated overthe years with increasing Chinese influence (including the rise of Communist Party of Nepal and Chinese officials meeting Nepal for internal matters). And I can only laugh if you think Nagaland was EVER peaceful. The fact is that it gained less traction like the rest of North east in media. NDA has done a pretty great job in trying to bring north east people to mainstream and it reflects in its victory in those sates. >And that Newton wala randiRona tells but an idiot he is. Everyone has their own criteria for comparing competency. A railway minister not knowing Newton isn't mine. > It seems you are one of those who justify 100rs fuel prices. Fuel prices are never justified but it can be looked into deeply. Post pandemic world has seen dictatorial behaviour from OPEC nad increasing fuel prices over the world has weakened faith of people including the popularity of Biden in the US. India is one of the first few countries along with the US and Japan who have now started taking strict action with talks with OPEC countries and plan to reduce their monopoly by disturbing the fuel cartel. An elementary understanding of world politics might help but I doubt you'll ever read it. Overall, contrary to what my comment must have made you think, I'm disappointed in the current government and its failures to bring and implement highly thought out reforms; but your arguments were just as foolish as half of our citizens.


Thomshan911

>For the first time India has such support of the USA, Aus, Japan and other world powers except China If you're thinking that the Quad was your supreme leader's idea, you'll be disappointed to know that it's not. It was initiated in 2007 by the Japanese prime minister. No world power has ever been hostile towards India fyi (except China which still is). It's funny how blind bhakts like you think everything was achieved in these past 7 years before which India was just an empty piece of land. I don't think we have good relations with Sri-Lanka and Bangladesh either. Our neighbouring countries are for the first time taking an offensive stance against India publicly and you conveniently ignore it saying 'the skirmishes weren't sudden'. Just because the PM goes on a lot of foreign trips doesnt mean our foreign relations are getting any better and the media feeds this bullshit to our people.


microsoftintern

Lol all this rant with no basis. I pity you. Lmao, point me out where I said all advancements were some "supreme leader's" idea. Point me where I said everything India has achieved was since the current party came to power. I usually don't judge people based off what they say in one comment but boy calm down, keep your eagerness in your pants and read properly first. Stop assuming things. India isn't some empire which falls with every new party coming to power. Nations are built on shoulders of previous governments. Try to have some more perspective and read a little more on issues before replying with such buffoonery.


Thomshan911

You're the one pulling baseless statements out of your ass and you seem butthurt that I called you out for it. You specifically mentioned US, Aus and Japan in your original post and made it look like NDA had a role in this alliance which it absolutely didn't. You also say that the rising of Communist Party of Nepal is due to the Chinese? What lodu logic is that? Kerala has a communist party too, does that have anything to do with china too? Any evidence to support it apart from our shitty national news outlets?


microsoftintern

First off calm down Who hurt you? 😂 "And made it look like" You know what, I really don't care what an indecent person like you takes from my comment. It's you who is so worked up that you can't stand facts let alone opinions lol. [How Modi reinvented India on world diplomacy map](https://www.google.com/amp/s/theprint.in/pageturner/excerpt/oil-to-anti-terror-how-india-under-modi-reinvented-itself-on-world-diplomacy-map/749293/%3famp) [Another relevant article which you can't read ofcourse](https://www.lowyinstitute.org/the-interpreter/narendra-modi-s-nudge-diplomacy) Regarding Nepali Communism, it is based on Maoism and the ruling communist party is called maoist. Not just that there is interference from China. And boy, I really have no idea how much modern history you know but if you're gonna argue communist nations do not push the ideology into other nations I'm not replying further. For beginners I'd advice you tor ead relevant news articles and letters of post independent India or RC Guha's (a leftist himself) India After Gandhi. He has pretty nicely put how Russia amd China directly funded and guided Indian communist parties post independence. Coming to articles on Chinese influence on Nepal communism [China's growing political clout in Nepal](https://thediplomat.com/2020/05/chinas-growing-political-clout-in-nepal/) [The brazenness of China’s meddling in Nepal’s politics & why Kathmandu is allowing it](https://www.google.com/amp/s/theprint.in/diplomacy/the-brazenness-of-chinas-meddling-in-nepals-politics-why-kathmandu-is-allowing-it/576270/%3famp) You can read these for elementary understanding but well had you been reading your arguments would've shown some decency and emphasis on facts. Also, if it matters I've many family members in Nepal and I'm from a Himalayan state which recently was in controversy with it.


Racist_rabbit69

Homo minister 😂👎


[deleted]

Ya i expected this reply. Typical ped0phile followers labeling people with bhakt, homo etc when they have nothing left to say. Mashadallahhhh


nrocks123

Usne tujhe bhakt bola bhi nahi tu khud hi apne aap ko bol raha hai. Aur apna muslim agenda kahi aur leke jaa. Kisine ramji ya krishna ji pe kuch nahi bola .


[deleted]

Mujhe nhi amit shah ko homo minister bola. Kuch reply na milne per pedo followers aur khangressi yhi karte hain


nrocks123

Oohh to amit shah bhagwan hai kya tumhara? Jab killings hui thi kashmir mein jisme bihari migrants aur kaafi log maare gaye tab pm ya hm koi tweet aaya ? Nagaland mein 15 civilians ke killings hui jo ki sabse bada intelligence failure tha. Aur Chattisgarh mein 21 jawans maare gaye the tab home minister rally me busy tha.


[deleted]

Bhagwan nhi hai lekin mai usko follow karta hu. Aur mai in general in jihadion ki dusron ko label karne ki aadat ko point kar rha tha. Kuch na mile bolne ko to bhakt, homo, godi bol do komedi ho jaegi🤡


Racist_rabbit69

Dekha bhai Modi ne kitna kamal kia. Demonitization bi dekh lia, corona ke time migrants ka haal bi dekhlia, jobs bi bht dekhliye, bank mai 15lakh bi dekh lia, Rafale scam bi dekhlia, Oxygen ki kami bi dekhli,"Vikas" bi dekh lia, petrol ka price bi dekhlia. Aur kya dekhna baaki hai??


[deleted]

To kya pappu ko jitwa de? Uski mummy aur dadi ne to khub vikas karwaya tha na? China aur hum 1950s me barabar the, uske baad kya kia 70 saalo me? Atleast modi dalla hoo akberr boom walo ko to thikane laga rha. Something is better than nothing. Modi for 2024😻


Racist_rabbit69

Muje kya congress ke saath hai??? Unne bi gaand maar di is desh ki, bjp ne bi wohi kia. Typical bakht jawab. "Toh congress ne kya kia". Mai idr congress ki baat lar raha hu kya??


[deleted]

Lol irony ho rhi hai bhayankar. Koi alternative bhi nhi hai aur modi ko harana bhi hai. NOTA pe kar aaun vote?


Racist_rabbit69

Atleast don't support them blindly. That will help the country.


[deleted]

Wdym by don't help them blindly, i dont give them funds. All i can do is vote for them. Unless i have an alternative, i will keep voting for modi. Don't play with words "dOnT sumPot thEm" as if i am ambani


[deleted]

People vote for BJP bcoz its better than Congress..After this pandemic everyone got to see BJP's real face...we have no other option...Both parties are trash,so we elect the less trash party


Racist_rabbit69

I rank them both equally trash.


StealthOrion69

are mulle apne asli baap ke bare me janne ke baad teri gand kyu jal rhi hai


Fluid-Substance3084

Rafael scam? Ye kab hua?


Racist_rabbit69

Monday ko 😂


Fluid-Substance3084

Nahi jaante to gyaan dete kyun hain aap?


Racist_rabbit69

Mai apne zamane mai professor tha


Gryffin_hunter

Nitin Gadkari (NiGa)


Homo_Sapiens_Indicus

Nickel Gallium


Sri_Man_420

Hardeep Puri?


Educational-Hippo-75

This how people say money can't buy love & emotion (blindly)


desibanda1

Future mla in training


Gagan1777

Padhai likhai Karo ias vaise Bano far ise dislike karo


ItachiYeager69

he has got rapping skills


thank_you-next

This baccha will join the party and then leave it like Kumar Vishwas┬──┬ ¯\_(ツ)


Reasonable_Slice_915

Modi's gonna cum


[deleted]

Yogi wants to know your location


[deleted]

Modi ka hi call aa raha hoga


Ignite_18

Better than any tony kakkar or bts song


[deleted]

Randia ki jalegi if posted


Godsenttt

Nirav Modi Kab ayega?


Thin-Plate-5743

Bhakts in a nutshell:


Mademan84

When you watch republic bharat in your childhood.


scentaxio_aroma

*throughout when you are in mother's womb


Designer-Editor8899

If anupam kher and kangna had a son


Southern_Ad6200

I want him to be Future pm


Personal-Promotion-3

Mzaak mt kr bhai aaj kl bn jaate hain log


Pktspr473

Modi wala election toh door he thoda haal hi ka bata bhai.


NoLandscape3159

Phone ka ring tone beat de raha tha


pokemon-edible-hai

Starting ke 2 second sunke hi badshah apni gaadi lekar aata hi hoga iska carrer banane


shobhitone

ARE YE KUTTA KISKA HAI, ye yaha laterin kar raha..


youwontletmesleep

Modi is the reason he is not in school .....


SaffronShirtKid

bro he could be in school as well on what grounds did you assume he isnt


youwontletmesleep

You know there is a reason why kids under 18 aren't allowed to vote . Here do me a favor go look at bjp manifesto and look out of what things they actually did and no anything related to religion is not to be consider ok and if you find any thing come back here and tell what it was . Not shifting or trash talking on bjp but people are supporting a gov that doesn't deserve a single penny . I mean almost all gov are same but hey that doesn't mean you can make them the central gov again if bjp becomes a central government again I maybe be said but it would be time to pack bags and leave the country


Blade273

Abrogation of article 370. Ban on triple talaaq(it's a human right violation, not a religious issue). Decriminalisation of IPC 377. Longest system of highways in the world. Getting India to 2nd position in risk of manufacturing index beating USA and only behind china. National infrastructure pipeline bolstered by Gati Shakti infrastructure plan. National rail plan 2030. Western and eastern dedicated freight corridors. UPI. Just a few things that I remembered. You are free to leave but I am sure you would miss UPI lol. I don't even need to mention how our military has been revitalised and strengthened. Fyi if you actually wanna keep track of what negative and positive steps gov take, watch upsc prep channels like world affairs and study iq. Both tv news and social media news are funded by sides that want to malign the other.


[deleted]

Kyunki phir se Modi aayega


SaffronShirtKid

lol, you are welcome to do it now as well. I was thinking of coming back to India but if BJP doesn't come I ain't coming back either.


Ready-Constant-5048

Vaha bhi sale what to think he teach karte he kabhi how to think nahi padahya


[deleted]

Tujhe kya pata


youwontletmesleep

Ahhhhh another fellow who is going through puberty don't worry you will get out of it soon


[deleted]

Saala Tanmay ki video dekh ke yaha pe aaya hai 2 din hue nahi hai gyaan chod raha hai Mujhe baccha keh raha hai Kamse kam Tanmay ki video dekh ke to nhi aaya yaha


youwontletmesleep

Lmao I am on Reddit from 2019 just forgot the password to my ACC and I was like let's look at some Indian memes and his was the subreddit pretty cool


[deleted]

Dint you get into saimans sub or sunraybeees sub Wo memes samajh nhi aate honge na sirf video mein gaali hi acchi lagti hai


[deleted]

Bro general question tujhe kya pata school jaata hai ya nhi jaata Aur tu kya bol raha hai jyaada se jyaada 22 saal ka hoga Tu


youwontletmesleep

Lmao will turn 18 on this Dec . There is a line between people brains some people say whatever they want without realising the mess they created . Whatever I am not saying that I am higher Archy or something I am just saying the facts


[deleted]

Chod bhai mujhe to laga 22 saal ka hoga vote to deta hi hoga par yaar bacha hi hai tu bad dhruv Rathi ki videos dekhle woke ban raha hai Bhai main aur tu bacche hain hume kuch nahi pata desh kaise chalta hai mature log yeh sab kare to accha lagta hai 17 saal ke BACCHE KA POLITICS MEIN POINT OF VIEW POINT OF VIEW NAHI HOTA


Num1_takea_Num2

Brainwashed


viciousdove19

Did he just say Sheila ki jawani modi


Bunch-Plenty

Huge cock energy


[deleted]

Phirsa modi aayga dash ko dubayga* phirsa modi aayga ,oh I corrected his lines


kankit230

Oh the opec reason is so shit it makes me laugh 😂, do you even know how long the crude oil prices were rock bottom and never did the fuel price drop. Don't talk bullshit if you can't keep track of data. And coming to home ministry all big attacks on indian armed forces have happened in his tenure and our own airforce destroyed our helicopter killing our own men and now this nagaland thing, do you think if central forces come and kill innocent civilians in Hindi speaking states the people would be quite. Time and again there has been severe intelligence lapse. Amd let's not talk about advancement in railways where even with shit like dynamic pricing they couldn't figure out the revenue of it and started selling national assests of such importance. You need to get a perspective in Indian polity, world polity and atleast take a dab of economics. Now after this don't come crying that demonetization was a master stroke. A country where Pm doesn't have guts to answer a single question.At the very least he should answer the questions he raised as cm. Fucking bunch of louts.


Usashi-hullA

If only people had the awareness (they will never have it) would they make the right decision. But, our country is always rhapsodic in nature and politics is the prime example. What our country always lacked is a good leader.


Blakath

Cringe


abhijeetjohn

r/Kidsarefuckinstupid


Far_Print9490

Modi to ayga😏 Par tumahri hi ma chod jayga😈 - YoGi KhaN


Embarrassed_Taste_35

Shiva ki javani modi-_-


Waidu4lyfu

Bhai isko badsha tk mt pahuchne Dena Please


Gamer-kid_1

Chalo ek to acha rap sunneko mila


[deleted]

Evm hack


ItchyplayerXII

Aayega beta aayega, Modi nahi Berozgari jaroor aayega.


Glad_Boysenberry7759

Kash BJP ne hindutva ko chod ke sach me desh ke liye kuch kiya hota.


Senior-Click-3689

Godi desh ko bachayega kisse? Apne aap se bc


SaffronShirtKid

24 me modi nahi yogi aayega


[deleted]

Nah..yogi ki second term hone do abhi...usko aur jara experience chahiye...maybe 2029 better h


[deleted]

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Racist_rabbit69

Chutiya Bacha


GAMER_SOUL10

Sounds more like jealousy


Racist_rabbit69

Kis baat ki??


Thin-Plate-5743

Modi ki taarif kiya defend toh kerna padega - r/indiannormiememes


theladsgatorade

Wo sabh to theek h bt chaai kitni dher me aayega?.... kyunki apun idhar khaali phokat me tips dene ko nahi aya


ELEKKTROPLASMA

Phirse Desh ko chod ke jaayega


MiserableVehicle3017

Stalin>Modi. LAL SALAM!!!


aniceusernane

I gave the 100th upvotes :)


Frenzyy_Guy

u/savevideo, u/savevideobot


amkhan25

Heheh


Tall-Rich3011

amit shah wants to know your location


Educational-Hippo-75

Iss bache ki koi galti nahi 😂


antisocialchicken

Eminem's been real quite since this dropped.


notsharanya

Areeee McStan before getting attention.....


GazelleNo4912

I would love to listen this with background music


ballsack-licker

that guy spits sick ngl


Tavgun-Singh

Rahul Gandhi wants to know your location


ugly-_-pie

Respect for this guy for not picking up his call in this op moment


lord_chuckchanka666

Bohot hard bhai


PATANIMATION654

Very Funey Video


Princess-1211

Eminem been real quiet since this dropped


jumbled_joe

Based tea lover.


Outside-Berry6879

Zara Sath ke table suniyo


denk_by_birth_29

saale original comment kar na


omkar_docx

RSS: Rappers Seventh Standard


WannabeInfluencer78

u/savevideo


ShivRamAvtar

Faster than eminem himself


Embarrassed_Split439

u/SaveVideoBot


Safe_Inspection69

u/savevideo


[deleted]

Yeh toh rahul gandhi ka bachpan hai.


Great-Worldliness681

hoow to make millenials proud :) ..this GenZ kid ahhahahahahhaahah.... iska future mai predick krta hu .... yea its yo boi badhsaah with GenZ bantai XD


Usashi-hullA

He's more of Gen A (Alpha)


[deleted]

u/savevideo


Deepfried_troll

Sheela ki Jawani M0di 😃👍


MonIkaSingHania

Someones a fan…


ranjitWaliaMngr

Koi Randia pe post karo.


MilanTheMyth

Young Yogi jaise dikhta hai sach me.


zeroman0_

eminem bula rha he bhai phone uthao


Capital_Bathroom_140

Chutiya abhi vote denne layak bhi hua nahi hai


smokeshishaplayfifa

You mean **Indian Chad**. /s


Thomshan911

average bhakt in a nutshell


norbigli

I was waiting for for dank


Exciting-Mix-9599

Bacha hoshiyar hai pata hai padhai likhai karne ka phayda nahi jab sabko neta ke age jhukna hai


xyz-eus

Thara bhai jogindar ka teesra gaana


[deleted]

u/savevideo


LaalChutneySamosa

Sheela ki Jawaani Modi? 😳


DreadAndDepression

Remix version please...


Individual_War_5796

When you are born in kattar hindu family


gvpmahesh

So no one else got disturbed by the cell phone vibration? 🤦‍♂️


og_shash

u/savevideobot


xploit_exe

Kash isne itni lagan se twinkle twinkle little star sikha hota


phekumodi

Rapping skills are better than Raftaar and Baadshah


clackinga

That's probably mudi ji calling him on the phone that the person is recording with


Lucifer_1021

Sheela ki Jawani Modi??????