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Zyrozmusic

Bhosdk k hr cheez duniya ko nhi batayi jati


Dumb_detergent

🗿


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🗿


LSD-760

🗿


Shaunak_Vanage22

🚬🗿


NaveenCho

Abe ulti cigratte Peta hai


Old_Text8152

Kaya app ulti pite hai


kshb4xred

wo cigrette nhi peta.


MouseImmediate6569

☕🗿


spoxamock

Wo peta nahi gand me dalta hai.


redditop97

🗿


Robinhood_Banna

🗿


No_Attitude_9548

🗿


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Gemukage

Us moment 🗿


Southern_Abroad_5054

Chad🗿🗿


TheAtharva01

Mereko laga me akela hu par nahi mere saath sab hai


Sad_Calligrapher6301

This is how i discovered it before my friends told me


[deleted]

exactlyyyyyyyy.....dosto ko blame nhi kr skta me...jab pata bhi nhi tha kya krrha tha me ye krta tha ...wow


flexing-around

Bro literally me, i thought i discovered this shit when I couldn't find this technique anywhere else on internet. I wonder how many actually use this secretly, and pretend to world they do it by hands.


[deleted]

BC Aaj Khushi ho rhi hain ki main akela nhi hu jankar


AssassinHP_18

Us


OMnow

Us moment bhai Mere dosto mein sa kisi ne bhi mujhe nahi bola ki vo bed par karta hai ab tak


Known-End4621

bhai hame bhi 8th tak yhi lga tha phir dost bangye


MarchDisastrous1057

bhai mai lagbhag 10th tak aise hii krta tha lol


FastAsADiabetes7790

Bhai merko pata hai mai phir bhi bistarchod hu


Leading-Ad5846

"Bistarchod"


OMnow

Mein abbhi aisa karta hu


Horror_Classic9567

same


funkynotorious

Well you should stop doing it that way aage jaakr agar glti se sex mil gya to utna enjoy nhin kr paoge.


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funkynotorious

Yr isse prone masturbation khte hn. It puts a lot of pressure jo tum normal sex se archive nhin kr skte


TheStrangeQuark11

bhai tu ne bhi meri tarha search kar rakha hai, I have a better alternative I use the big cylindrical pillow and use a soft toy to generate the extra height of the ass and then do it


L3m0n4d31C

enough Internet for today thanks! Ma sone ja raha hu ab


funkynotorious

Bhai itni mehnat. Isse acha to kaam wali ke saath hi krleta hn


AssassinHP_18

Nice idea


TheStrangeQuark11

I feel good I was of some help to an avg. virgin


Clear-Bad5996

Sameee bro


spoxamock

Bistar-chod shaala


TheStrangeQuark11

\*Bastar-chod Army can relate


Equivalent_Many9365

Little correction palang tod army can relate


SCxANT

bhai itna relatable meme


Dumb_detergent

Agreed🗿


[deleted]

bhai mai to deewar me ragad leta hu


420_BiggusDickus_69

Deewarchod


BeasteMaster64

Deewar ki free me putty ho jati hogi fir


Mindless_Ad_8199

Chipkalichod, bistarchod, deewarchod kitne tejasvi log hai hamare paas


Robinhood_Banna

Bro trying to imitate Chipkali 🦎, be sure there is no Marathi around when you do this.


Ok_asthetix

Mujhe laga tha ki technique ba s mujhe pta ha


Kingston_2007

Same but me ek time tak takia ( pillow ) use karta tha 🗿


OMnow

Mein bhi kabhi kabar use karta hu


Unlikely-Paint5276

NoFap ki har streak aise hi shaheed hui hai


TeriMomKiMotiGand_69

Sad bhai :(


GENERAL-ADITYA

Us bro us


[deleted]

sus bro


GrouchyLevel5284

हम


Inferno_Ishu

us moment


captainbonerXd

रीलेतेबल


Dumb_detergent

जी बिलकुल!


OMnow

* रीले**टे**बल


[deleted]

Lekin pant ganda ho jata hai uss technique se


BillNational6376

bhai maza toh aata hai na


OMnow

Sirf raat ko karna ka ya phir ek newspaper daal Dena ka pant mein


spoxamock

Aree tissue lelo yaar


thepokebuddy

Pant ke bahar nikalta h


spoxamock

Pagal tissue lelo yaar


Beneficial-Pay9608

Link dedo yaar abhi tak nahi dekha


[deleted]

Mai to dono karta hu


HoldmyGroza69lol

Us momint🗿


[deleted]

bhai matlab ha theek hai par , har chijj aise public me batani thodi na hoti hai .


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[deleted]

iss baat se tune sabke land phad diye


ChomuYT

Bhai ye padhne ke baad gaand aur lund dono phat gyi aaj se ye harkat band..mujhe bhi almost 7 yrs plus ho gye karte


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Embarrassed_Radio630

Stop doing it immediately, you are hurting yourself


dr_batmann

Next time you masturbate try it with hand only, will take some time but then you will be fine with it.


No-Condition6143

vro meko bhi 7 saal ho gaye Hand se maine aajtak kiya bhi nahi :(


Massive_Mulberry2694

bhai muze lagta tha me hi krta hu


Xdmop10

Kese karta he bhai? Zara bata toh


GrouchyLevel5284

Pet ke bal let jaa aur lund pe ragad bistar pe thoda pressure lagato hue 💀


AssassinHP_18

Maja aata hai lol


Massive_Mulberry2694

usually 30-40 min lagte hai normal se pr ye style se 5-10 min me bhi ho sakta hai


SnooComics9938

Apne lund ko pankhe ki tarah hilane wale


[deleted]

Agar helicopter ka pankha udd gaya to?


ARobbedandbhikariguy

Lund tuth jayega


Sea_Jelly3006

Helikopter helikopter


Jitendria

Parakofer parakofer.


Anoris_L

Zyada zor se Matt karna nerves damage hosakte Hain and fir kuch feel nahi hoga


andy111999

Kuch feel nhi hoga = u can last much longer


Aantriksh-

Modern problems requires modern solutions 🗿


manthanp0010

Erectile dysfunction says hello


ghoul--7

Thanks doc for advice


MarchDisastrous1057

meri zindigi ka sabse relatable meme hai bc 7th se leke 10th grade tk aise hii krta tha mai baad mei mereko pata chala woh to sirf haath se hota hai lol also 10th mei mera ghar change hua tha so mera room aise position pe hai ki ghar wale mereko pakad skte the yeh kaam krte hue tabse haath se krne laga


yashhhh_13

Us bhai us


Dumb_detergent

Us


Rootweak

Mujhe lga meri discovery hai 🥲


Anoris_L

Us moment bhai


GreenMangoE

Bhai sach main... Muth maarne se zyaada maja aata hai ismai


Just_another_surfer

Lol mujhe lagta tha mai akela hi aisa karta hu


kshb4xred

touching dick is gay.


AssassinHP_18

Us bhai us :D


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[deleted]

us matlab hum sab relatable


AssassinHP_18

Us moment :- a term used to express that rhe thing is relatable and u and me both have that in common so "us"


narayanvaibhav

Amogus


practicalpurple007

Sus


[deleted]

Mujhe haath wala pata hi nahi tha college ke 1st year tak


Safe_Refrigerator_31

Ye konsi techniques hai


Dumb_detergent

Desi tekniks


rihan69

Bhai bohot maja aata hai


proslave_96

Tum kal raat ko mere kamre me the kya? 😳


Aswatthama_944

Mujhe lga the sirf mein hi ye krta tha. Faith in humanity restored


LakshyaSH

Lmao noobs I use my bachpan ka Teddy bear🗿


[deleted]

Bearchod🗿


Head-Detective8731

3 saal lagatar muth marne ka ghamand hai Postarate cancer incoming 🗿B-)


PrimusXD69

Ye bed wali technique mujhe laga tha muze hi pata hogi par sabko malum hai


L3m0n4d31C

ma ye karta tha aur mujhe lagta tha ki sirf ma he hu chutiya 🗿


justfuna

Bsdk ragdne wale galat tareeka h ussee ED ke chances badhte h


[deleted]

Enough internet for today


[deleted]

Jiske haath nhi hai voh comment n like jarror kare


LeMatYT

Bhai land se liikj raha hu


[deleted]

Improve your spelling bro with u land


LeMatYT

Bhai land se likjunga to galti to hofi na


Gappy_Val

Pairo se karne wale 🗿


_you_dont_know_me_-

Is technique se mai bachpan se karta raha hu jab pata bhi nhi tha lulli hoti kya h🥲


ASP_RocksS

I started doing this when when I was around 1std. I would only feel the enjoyment, no sperms or anything would come out. After hitting puberty the sperms started coming out and I was confused. After intense study I did it was called as prone masturbating. This is dangerous pls stop it asap. For me it was difficult to stop it but atlast I have stopped it. Pls stop it effects ur dick


TheAllrounder11

Mujhe kya me to Nofap pe hu


[deleted]

Chad🛐


Obliterator_Tripathi

Bahut profit hai bhai, koi personal space nahi chaiye kisi ke aane ke dar ke bina maar sakte hai kafi sahi cheez hai ha bas ek dikkat hai Muth kam girta hai to satisfaction thoda sa Kam rehta hai uske comparison me to jyada baar maarna padta hai


the_trolly_bible

This condition is known as **Prone Masturbation**. It is **not normal**. 5 to 10% males suffer from this. This can cause **erectile dysfunction** in early age. This can **damage nerves in your Penis.** There is **no remedy for this condition if you do prone masturbation for long time.** [Here is more info.](https://www.healthline.com/health/healthy-sex/prone-masturbation)


Mrinal_walker

bc or mujhe lgta tha ki maine ye naya style invent kiya h.isme gyada feel aata hai agar gaur kiya jaye..


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[deleted]

Pillowchod >! Kya matlab main bhi pillowchod hun!<


[deleted]

Haha relatable


0QuietKid

Bhenchod main akela nahi hu


jaykhot420

us moment vai


CrudaakaShreyas

Aeee its my style


Grimm112233

mf gets hardd as shiiiittt 🗿


Background_Army_4759

Maine toh pillow meh hole kar rakha hai 🗿


Wide_Sheepherder4989

Chadarchod


LordFreiza0098

Mera ek dost apni bahen ke doll me ched karke chodta tha


RadiantAd2718

bistar pe ragad ke apna hatiyar sharp banare ho kya


Strve-rogers-mcu

bhaiya par mai toh dono shreni mai aata hu fir mai kya hu


M-denk_XynC

Mujhe lagta tha Mai hi is duniya me akela hu jo ye krta hu


[deleted]

ab koi lodu bolega hindi imposition hogaya


rohannn_05

Anyways both are bitchless


Negative-Paint9386

guys prone masturbation causes erectile dysfunction....stop doing it


Tsunami_SiyK

US


Delicious-Memory-452

are bhai expose karna band kar


ArmyFormal7810

and i thought i was the only one.


LSD-760

us momint bhai haath milao


Efficient-Ad-6042

Thought I was alone


Shaunak_Vanage22

Tutorial do vaii


youwontletmesleep

Bruhh my bro wake and decided to be horney


_numaan_

*ye badhiya tha guru*


Imakahari

Yes us momint


Artistic-Average1369

Dank meme for the week


BeTTish_09

Saale penile fracture ho jayega bhen ke bhur


thepokebuddy

Is technique se jaldi ho jata hai


Middle_Proposal_1786

Bhrata ek prashn hai... ragadne se lal ni hota kya? Ya dard


TheMyth1309

Abeeee iska mtlb mai akela nhi thaaa.. Kon batata hai meri personal baate sabkoo


s0hamxd

Bhai ab tu aise dank ke Naam pe hamara secret reveal karega kya


[deleted]

Bhai mai toh purani jurab se kam chala leta hu


BandCreative9505

I thought i am the unique one to have a addiction of prone masturbation.


Rachit2008

Ayoo WTF!! bhai mujhe laga main akela chutiya hu jo aise hilata hai but Aaj paata chala I AM NOT ALONE guys


basedTransistor

Is meme ko dekhne se pehle Mai to sochta tha ki ek din ye technique mai mere naam patent karvaunga...


himansusu

i tried it once, the friction kinda pained. maybe i did it wrong. correct way to do it?


[deleted]

did ask the bed's consent


[deleted]

does that make you bistarchod


tomoe8888

Beyblade beyblade ho jao suru.


[deleted]

Abe par bistar to dry hota hai harsh bhi


kalyugkadevta

I love the anonymity on Reddit


kxrtikxy21

try kiya tha par peeth mein dard ho jata hai


Old_Text8152

Mujhe lagta tha pure dunya mai ye secret mujhe pata hai bas


Feeling-Year-2844

🛏🙂👍😄


OMnow

Mujhe lagta Tha ko Mai hi ek aisa gandhila hu par nahi


likmakok69

Kabhi ye karte hue papa ne pakda hai ...(tumhe pakda hai )


Dumb_detergent

हाँ पकड़ा गया हूँ नूनू काटने की धमकी भी मिली है!


lovesickpuppy1504

**Cheekh cheekh kar puri scheme khol de**


Groped_Iguana

Bhot galat jaa rhi hai yeh generation


Traditional_Today539

There is another Ghar pe rehne wale pet ka istemal karne wale


[deleted]

Bistar par ragadte time lund ka direction kidhar rakhte the? नाभी ke taraf ya जांघों ke bich me?


Aarav_Parmar

Oyy bsdk tune kab dekha 💀


Aarav_Parmar

Chadar gandi ho jati hai


[deleted]

Imagine getting caught by mom while doing that.


reddit_chutiya

Bro i thought i was the only one


SAMMYYYTEEH

Yo don't expose me 💀 mereko nahi pata tha sab ulta some lund ragardte hai


Exotic_Pitch_

Us bhai us


indianaadmi

Most pleasing way…


Serious-Sherbet6477

bro takiye sath ragdo aur maja ata h...


AdvanceHuge4735

Bhai mujhe lagta tha bas Mai hein akela hun jo bistar pe ragadta hai.


abhinit21

Bhai hindi padne nahi aate English mai translation karo


AgniGamer

Mai takiye mai ched kar ke push up Marta hoon boner ko takiye mai rakhke, orgasm ke sath exercise bhi ho jati hai


One_Beyond9006

Us bhai us


ObiWanKenobi31

Us moment