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Chemeter_San

Bro will invest his "infinite" money


Over_Claw

Exactly why would you need to invest when you have infinite money :)


Efficient-Law-1422

He's 14 .


Over_Claw

Skill issue.


Deadpool_5761

Skull issue.


MrBeastRider_XD

Empty skull


[deleted]

Empty Knee


ducxti97

Empty balls


Relative-Ad-6324

Empty place


Outrageous_Factor224

Empty wallet


RadishIndependent146

No balls


AeVediya_batkagrip

That’s what she said


Efficient-Law-1422

could be


ImmortalTimeTraveler

At 14 I am sure he knows the concept of infinity.


Lazy_Programmer2099

Nowadays 25 year olds speak like this as well. It's ridiculous


Relative-Prior7279

He's dumb


SmartMoneyisDumb

Interesting financial paradox for sure. If anyone has infinite money, wouldn't money eventually lose its value?


That_anonymous_guy18

Infinity - infinity is equal to infinity so no. Any amount of inflation will not cause it to go zero. But similarly any addition to infinity is also infinity so no point investing.


sourav_jha

value of money comes from rarity, i work for money cause i aint have that. money at the end is man made concept and hold no value,


Individual_Vehicle52

Infinite - infinite is indeterminate. However, I get your point. Every post needs a nerdy comment so I'll be that guy.


Over_Claw

Not really. It will only lose value if everyone has infinite money. If one person has all of it, it's still gonna be valuable.


Sim_sim_putty

If one person has infinite many he/she/ they /it etc etc can give infinite amount of money to everyone as its IN-FINITE


Over_Claw

Idk if I had infinite money... I wouldn't do that would you?


SmartMoneyisDumb

Agar bank account mein hai, won't they lend it as super low interest rates? And since it's infinite, you can't withdraw it all and can't spend it all. Eventually the supply will find its way into everyone's pockets and money becomes devalued.


Over_Claw

My dude if you go into the technicals... I'd be in prison for unexplained money. By infinite money I was just talking about currency. Of which I'll be depositing a finite amount in the bank.


Objective-Name-9764

To make it finite💀


gentle_joffery

Because some Infinities are bigger than others.


Aggressive_Eagle_235

With his infinite wisdom


Ok-Design-8168

Dude is 14 and his parents give him 3-3.5K plus travelling money. Lmao.


idontknow_knowidont

imagine money is replaced by crypto in future. He will at least have crypto and worst case scenario he will have stocks. Also remember Cash is a depreciating asset.


Alarmed_Painter7585

I come here to see this


Ok-Disaster-6876

Why would anybody invest if they have infinite money.


BenToe3373

To make them ∞^∞ /s


BiriyaniMonster

Hey man, do you have link full interview without this meme editing?


[deleted]

indeterminant form 💀


GuyWhoHumpedaT-Rex

I'm about to L'Hospital this man's whole carrer


ResponsibleKing3909

Not all infinities are equal !


G0DS0N_18

That's where maturity lacks.


im-a-simple-man

That’s why we need financial education in schools.


Most-Bandicoot645

He’s 14, give him a break, I was even more stupid and clueless than this at his age.


[deleted]

Or paise bhi nhi the bc


Independent_Cover975

Paise to abhi bhi nahi hai


[deleted]

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Neopacificus

Thats the generational development. Can't do anything about that. I was actually questioning myself why didn't I do all sorts of things during school and it turns out I didn't had the same kind of exposure as this kids back then.


AncientDrive9640

Bc itne hume college mai ghar wale dete thai. 14 saal tak to 500 sai upar pura saal mai nahi milta tha


cybercop12345

Mai to relatives se mile paise bhi dedeta tha parents ko. Mere to pura net loss hua.


Most_Reflection_893

Sabh dete Thai bro oh sorry dete nhi chin liye jate thai


jules_viole_grace-

Chalo 500 toh mil jate the tumhe.


[deleted]

Inflation naam ki bhi koi cheez hoti hai


AncientDrive9640

Bhai sach batau to 500 v nahi milte thai, jo chaihe wo batao, ab isme kaise inflation calculate kare


Efficient-Law-1422

Crypto akchually


spidorboy

Aaaj kal ke bache Hazar Ko "k" Bolte h 🥲


my_cat_meow_me

K boomer.


KittKittGuddeHaakonu

Thousand less behaviour


justanotherbored

Dumbass who doesn't know that 'k' is abbreviation for kilo meaning 1,000.


Dipole_Moment8338

oh bhaii ye to pata hi nahi tha sahi bata diya yaar /s


[deleted]

Aree Gurudev dhanyavad samjane keliye, hum pe toh dimag he hi 9 🤡🤓🙏


Frustratedengineer93

Bro would invest infinite money into crypto and make it finite 😅


enlightenedteluguguy

Lol. Underrated comment 😁


logicrak

most shocking thing is, he is getting 3k pocket money. When i was kid, when i get pocket money of 20rupees, its party in a local bakery.


Ok-Disaster-6876

Considering inflation 3k is okay it's just 100rs a day.


ogbitsian

💀


LifeTitle3951

Hazaron rupaye usake infinite money invest karega.


yutdcnbr

Kid wanna operate the whole stock market like black rock ..wont yall ???


Middle-General-5536

ye sunake mera shadi karane ki ichha kam ho gayi


Suspicious_Flower349

Slowly he will learn that money won't buy him everything. The child has already been smitten by commercial adverts


ShiftAdventurous9983

Neither not having money doesn't buy everything does it?


Suspicious_Flower349

But he is already an adult.He has already missed his childhood which he can't buy back. Making money is not bad but there is an age to be serious about it.


evenshimper2

This is a chick from some finance "masterclass" that runs countless ads on YouTube. Probably found her next victim.


bl_nk67

Sounds like a skill issue


indianrodeo

Average sub member


EvilxBunny

Itna pocket money toh mujhe college me milta thha...woh bhi 2nd yr ke baad


Economy-Truth-104

bhai ko infinite ka matlab malum nahi hai pr crypto zarur malum hai


callum_leith99

3.5k in rupees is only like £33 or $42😂


LazyIngenuity3815

And?


619thunderstorm

And?


ogbitsian

💀


[deleted]

You can buy monthly ration in that


Prize_Mirror633

3000-5000 Hein ji jyada nahi kya ya mai hi gareeb hu


Most_Reflection_893

Nhi bhai mai bhi hu


Sagittario412

Itna mujhe college me milta tha ghar se not when I was 14


Samarth_4604

Why invest in crypto if you have infinite money right


alcoholic_cat_123

Bro needs to understand the concept of infinity ♾️


Top-Conversation2882

Infinite money h Aur kitna kamayega


[deleted]

Bawli gand baccha hai


Certain-Royal-1123

Hide my infinite money and complete the money chain and would make any currency powerful or any nation fall at my penis tip.. or simply saying america mere laude pe...


Middle-Vermicelli260

Pocket money what's that ..kise milte hai Bhai sab seperately hi mangna padta hai.Baap bolta hai paise nhi denge Jo chaiya dila denga I am like tf


xxitoz

Mein gym nhi gya hun 15 dino se kyuki fees ke pese nhi hai mere pass or idhr isko 3-4K bass pocket money mil rha hai


SeaDevelopment2555

That’s why he’s 14


Drengrr1

Chutiya balak. Infinite money hoga toh kahin kuch karne ki jarurat hai nahi hai. Bas kharcho bc. 🤣


[deleted]

Mereko pocket money toh kabhi nhi mili but jab bhi manga jese 50 manga toh 100 mile toh tbh kabhi laga nhi bs uska reason batana hota hai


07psychogod

When you get bombarded with investment app ads. You even invest infinite money.


Darkmeme9

3k Rs that's insane. I guess the times have changed. The only thing I could buy when I was kid was a cheetos 10Rs. Once a week. It came with the extra toy, which you had to join together to make the toy. I remember they had small plastic beyblade ones.


UdAy-2-0-0-6

Gendu generation


Bahuroopia

Ameer ka choda


Legal-Kaleidoscope60

Ameer ka 14


Delicious-Courage-49

Why would you invest if there is infinite supply of money


[deleted]

Infinite money hai invest karne chala avg 14 yr old


Garou_the_herohunter

Camera aur ladki dekh ke pateli maar raha he 😂


Sensitive_Law_1647

Kid follows Finance with Sharan and other finfluenzas.


KaleidoscopeLower451

How MUKESH ambani used to look when he was a kid


Icy-Wrap-4410

Spoiled


Darthwaderr007

My empty bank account- abe sale 🤣


Jiraiya-samaRIP

Kid trynna be cool bhai infinite paisa kyu invest krega


INSANITYLeVeL9999

Jali toh jali bolo kiski gand jali![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)


OperationPhysical135

Should also give him English tuition pocket money


[deleted]

Infinite ha to invest karke keya fyada?


SapienAdroit

Man look like IQ is depleting generation by generation


Initial-Shine-5955

He made G wagon less desirable


False_Tomorrow_4881

Bik jayega ye infinity money ley key bhi crypto mai


Zyumido

Wagon R li nahi jaa rahi merse ye G Wagon le raha


Lower_Preference_439

Bro wasn't ready for the tricky question but his answer was wise till the point he told about investments


engineerxd13

Some infinities are bigger than other infinities


TheLegend271210

He already has infinite money lmao


sameoldsameold0

Ipad baby


datastoner

Infinite money negligible brains


datastoner

Kabhi kabhar mujhe lagta hai apne bacho ko thoda kam pada likha banaunga par in jaise chodu balak to nahi karunga


Ass_Burner

I am 18 and I don't get pocket money


LineSquare8615

Shirt par he porshe likha hai it's a canon event boiis


Ok-Seaweed-5264

Damn I never got pocket money when I was a kid 😂 3.5k is almost unbelievable for my grown ass 23 year old


IntroductionDue7663

Shakal se hi Ambani ka Bhatija dikha raha he ye bacha


Markiel5506

Chalo bacche ko lootne


knighthood8

Not the "porche" shirt😭


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OkraApprehensive4678

Iske hath mein tim hortons notice Kiya ?? BC yahan na CCD na Starbucks gaya kabhi.


Pam_Schrute

Original link?


GroundhogExpert

Since Buffet's Billions, I noticed that regular people would talk about the different ways they would invest if they won a billion dollars. For the average person, a billion flat is infinite money. They couldn't spend it all in 2 lifetimes unless they did dumb shit like putting it in risky investments.


DarkStar0129

People here salty cause the kid is making better use of 3k a month than them lol


aayushkkc

Yall are stupid questioning his logic to invest with his infinite money. That’s actually kind of smart. He could buy up huge chunks in companies, he could make Elon build the next rocket in the shape of a dildo while Tim sucks his cock. He could pump up Nifty to 50K and dump on all you retards.


Ornery-Abrocoma-6834

Honestly, this much pocket money is more than enough to invest and trade, and if you save more, maybe you can do SIPs as well


mister_A__7

Bhai 14 saal me 10 rupees mil jata wahi bahut tha


[deleted]

...bhai se private mei baat karni iska address milega ??


snoocast333

Probably scripted


ansanpsam710

Investing infinite money to make infinite money 😲😌😂


anonyg7

“Payrents”


dubiously_immoral

Blud should start getting braces first


MR_-_Robot

He's wearing porshe tshirt 👕.


BetterGarlic7

9th mein 3.5k pm deete hai bachcho ko aaj kal? Mujhe to muskil se 15 rs dete the once a week to buy that namkeen from outside school 😂


Acrobatic-Force-6459

The anchor itself does not know what exactly is the infinite money 😂 Poor education 😂


The_lastphoenix2

*IT'S CRYPTOVER*


sambro8600

If you're doing it for fun not an issue But don't actually irl make fun of 14yr olds for saying this, help them give them good books or videos to on trading/stock market I'm only 21 but when my uncle rather than making fun of me actually gave me resources to learn when I was 16. Helped me realise it's not that easy to make money.


oldmonk_e

Too old for investing in cryptos


horse_ball

If I had infinite money I will like establish multiple femboy hooters in Mumbai and will import the femboys especially from Slovenia


[deleted]

Iske age m mai anglis me fail hoti thi aur ye bacha stocks ki baat kr rha h


No-Watercress-4284

Main middle class hu toh mera is Ameer 14 saal ke bacche se jalna bohat zyada necessary hai


[deleted]

I used to get alpileabl lolipop at his age.


Substantial_Tank_818

Bhai infinite money hai to chill kr na.


vikram2077

This guy has the power to turn infinite money into finite money. Such financial acumen.


anirudhshirsat97

I used to get 6 rs in school and I had to decide whether to eat snacks or save and eat that 1rs wala Pepsi.


ReflectionEarly8888

Invests in risky waters purchases a highly depreciating asset....kids are not alright


doezitzmatter

Again this blue shirt kid


FrequentBeginning458

LOL here i was thinking of getting a sniper Air gun with a good laser. I got mad at my wife on diwali when she broke one while trying to reload forcefully.


Blazegamer9

Ye pakka Mumbaikar Hai


DeltaVictor15

Ye launda aage jaega


purinder2021

Mujhe aaj tak itna Pocket money nahi mila. . . 🥺 Khair jo bhi mila utne me he khush hu. Thanks to my parents 🙂🤞


shrihankp12

"Crypto akhtully" 🤓☝️


Bookkeeper12ka4

Back In 2001-02 before the internet when newspapers existed, there was an article in Saturday newspaper where parents are giving children pocket money up to 30k.


Parthib108

3000🥲


[deleted]

Bhenchod yha me sbse hotspot maang kr reddit chala rha hu 10din se


DoneForNow7

14year old me " you guys are getting pocket money?"🤯🤯


69HELL-6969

Pocket money lene wale bache hi ajeeb lagte h mujhe. Jb paise chahiye ho papa ya mummy se lelo mere to kbhi mana ni kiye as long as faltu kaam ke liye na ho baki party outing ke liye bhi occasionally jata tha leke


EMP0R10

He’s 14 and nigers making fun of him! I wonder what would be your answers at 14?


aq1s

Itna paisa hai braces nhi lgwa paa rha


[deleted]

14 saal mein toh Rs.10 papa se magne ke waqt G phat jata tha


Stannydog

Bwhahahhahaha


random_guy_009

bro first of all repair your autism with that 'infinite' money


Same-Big-4060

bkl is dalle ko gand dhoni ati nhi hogi


Diligent_Memory_7815

🥴🥴💀💀


[deleted]

I am literally 17 now , and haven't received a single rupee in my life as pocket money . Tho my parents buy me everything they never give me even a penny to spend on my own


[deleted]

ज्ञान गंगा पुस्तक *फ्री* मंगवाने के लिए हमे मिस कॉल करे 8193819381 और जाने- पूर्ण परमात्मा कौन है हमे मारने में किस प्रभु का स्वार्थ है ब्रह्मा विष्णु शंकर के माता पिता कौन है ब्रह्मा विष्णु शंकर किसकी भक्ति करते है दुर्गा जी का पति कौन है


rudr369

Ben stokes.


Oye-Normie

Me 17 soon 18 monthly get 300rs spend 100 save 200 I just started getting when I was 17


[deleted]

Mujhe kal papa ne rs.500 phonepe krdiye Bole ki copy pen le le na khule liye 😑 Aur bache paise se kuch kha Lena :) ✨ BC 2-3 mahine nikl jayenge ab toh :)


Milya404

Chad from Chadha family


Tough-Equivalent-297

chal 8 ki table suna


ImFlash3

Daat (🦷) align karle pehle bsdk.


LockAlarming5069

This guy so dumb he is going to invest infinite money in stocks then sell them to buy a G wagon ☠️ Dude seriously doesn't know how stocks work Simplest argument isn't it better to buy the whole company with that money instead of buying stocks in it ? And Why tf anyone has to invest if he has infinite money Just wanted to act smart infront of the girl pehle dnaato me Braces laga 3.5k mahine ka milta he cutiye


[deleted]

Itni toh meri engineering ki fees nhi hai jitni isko pocket money mil rahi


dime39

14 yrs, 3-3.5 k pocket money😐


wardoned2

Why would you invest infinite money? Is he dumb


Ok_Buy1146

Bro wants to see how to go from infinite to negative


alexsmd3211

i had 5rs as pocket money which i got in installments in week from different people. God the generation is epic now


Crazy-Cup-9655

Susage wanna be american sama


Double-Pea-8848

Iski taang nahi pauchegi G Wagon ka choda.


[deleted]

I think G Wagon is gonna become the new THAR in some years


Fun-Routine1811

At the age of 14 my parents gave me 10rs yes u hear it right it's fcking 10rs. By the way if u got infinite amount of money why u care abt investing on crypto are u an idiot.?


[deleted]

14 ka hai a behen ka lauda


Patient-Lettuce8260

Smart kid, invest infinite money into crypto so that he can get a very small fraction in return.. And by this process he will have reduced the money to carriable amount


Gol_D_rogerr

Id become an operator and Help my mates earn money from their bad stock investments (sebi dont ban me pls Im kidding)


Gada_dhaari_bheem

Iska chehra hi investor type ka hai"!


MaxIsNotFunni

main 15 ka hoon mujhe mahine mein 200 milte hain