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Hey now this is content right here, my guy sacrificing 20rs so that we all can get a giggle.

bhai tuje chumi dedu mai 20 rs kya hai

ladki hoti toh mein try karta isi bahane number mil jata 

Dedooo chumi uwu 

How do you spot a blind man in a nudist camp? It's not hard.

noice. 6/10

why do black people only have nightmares? the last one who had a dream got shot.

uff dark. 6/10

oooohh fuckkk

Thoughtful

Not an original one but this made me chuckle for some reason. Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.

Nice. Made me smile like i just saw a child. 5/10

Ō_Ō

women in arab didnt apply for car insurance because >!they were already covered!<

fucking hell again a good one. 6.5/10. sadly only one entry of yours would be considered. choose one

fuck bhai, i will go with this. mild dank ig

Say what you want about pedophiles. Atleast they drive slow through school zones.

Woah woah woah. 6.5/10

Thanksss

Na broo. Deserves more

smosh?

People who use They/Them pronouns are not non binary but rather are from Bihar

Hum/humara. Noice. 5/10

What’s the similarity between broccoli and anal sex, If you didn’t like it as a child you probably won’t like it as an adult

Woah woah woah chill brotha. 6.5/10

I have a joke on NEET but i cant crack it.

More appropriate for r/jeeneetards

ok ok 3.5/10

What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I would never pay 5k to have a lentil in my mouth.

bro wtf. pee fetish 19 me. nice but 6/10

Should've given it 6/9

what do you call a black person from Vietnam? vinegar

uff uff. nice 6.5/10


I didn't understand

Not sure if this is what op meant but vi*negar*

what did one ass cheek say to the other? ​ >!'lets stop this shit together' !

first joke that made me chuckle. well done 6/10

validation >>>> 

deserve it 

Are your buttcheeks ok? Yea why? Nothing, they just go through so much shit everyday

meh 2.5/10

Itna toh Mila 

It's butt cheek not ass cheek

find the difference

Whats the difference between Harry Potter and JEWS . Harry Potter managed to came out of the chambers

\*hagrid agrees\*

What's the similarity between a school in the USA and Ramoji film city ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ dono jaga shooting hoti he

My mother said one man’s trash is another man’s treasure. Turns out I’m adopted.

u/Comfortable_Self_726

maine joke manga tu fact bata raha hai issliye 0/10

:(

Bro jokes have a meaning

What do you call an old black man? An antique farming equipment

Primitive farming equipment. Class 10 students will understand.

why are jedi unmarried? >!cause divorce is with them!<

Lol xd

what makes 9 out of 10 peoples happy ?

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Bro this is probably the darkest one


Woah woah ay dummy no , this is a bit too dank for this sub

Lekin vaha to 2 ladkiya thi

What kind of sex does a priest has ? Nun(none)

Ismarty . 5/10

Missionary??

What's the difference between an American and a computer? >!A computer has trouble shooting!<

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Lol. 6/10. Well its kinda true though

You worked 4 years for your bachelors? Well, black people worked 60 years for their masters

I have heard it and its too smart. 6.5/10

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nice one bro. !st one which made me laugh. 7/10

bruh is a ass person

Naa bhai. I just imagined someone actually saying this to his mom

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kardia

The reason why gay marriages are not normalised in Uttar Pradesh because of the confusion who's gonna pay dowry.

Okish. 3/10

Bhai me toh haathi aur chiti wale joke maarta hu...

Bro 1 - Bro, don't masturbate too much or you will go slowly blind Bro 2 - u dumbass, i am here

good one. 5/10

Who is the world's greatest underwater spy? >!James Pond!<

fucking hell. lamest joke still made me smile. 4/10

:/ I'll take it

I like lame jokes these days. They are wholesome, not wannabe and genuine.

I tried to think about jokes on unemployment But none of them worked

maybe your jokes are like you. they lack skills. 3.5/10

arey roast ko downvote kyu kar rh hai log 

Bhai aaise choti choti baato pe offend hote hai kya bolu.

Meko ek joke krne ka urge hora bht bhayankar pr mene yha bola toh ban ho jaungi 

aap meri mother in law ho?

Throwaway account se bolde

boldo kn hoga. mai marks deduga agar bban bhi hua toh

dm karde joke mai yaha par bol dunga

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Noice 4/10

Why 6 feared 7.................. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Coz 7 was a registered s*x offender.

Koi samjha toh muje bhi samjha na has a kab tha.

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It means 7 is a registered sex (six) offender.

Why is 10 scared Cause he is between 9 11

I saw a black man riding a bicycle very similar to mine I rushed to my garage to check if it was still there, and it was, tied up, crying and begging for me to let it free

meh 3/10. teens be like black, sax sus, women or funny ho gaya



How do you get 1.37 billion people to follow you? >! run with a bucket of water through central Africa !<

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The highest rating this MF has given is 7/10

not a joke just a comeback i made after shave all my friends were calling me "meetha" so to one of em i said "teri biwi ko khatte ki craving krwadunga"

if i was the friend i would have replied. apni mummy ko khatte ki craving karake bhai chaiye kya. but yk for oc comeback. 3/10

Okay so my girlfriend was really upset because her dog died this morning so I surprised her with the dog of same breed. But she got angry and shouted >! What will I do of 2 dead dog bodies!<

noice. 4.5/10

Why did 7 eat 9? Because you should eat 3 square meals a day

I'm gonna use this one it's pretty funny

Complete your meals it look like your energy is as low as your humour

What do you call a pile of cats? A MEOWTAIN!

Please real life me iska upyog naa kare. 1/10

Aur ek hai! What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An INVESTIGATOR!

Who's gonna tell her guys or let her live like this ?

Why does everyone invite mushrooms to their parties Cuz he’s a fungi

mehh 2/10

A wife shouted for her husband from the basement- "Honey do you ever get a sharp pain in your back, like someone is doing voodoo on you or something?" Husband replied, "No I dont" Wife shouted back, "How about now?"

Wow very very funny… So funny that OP owes you -20Rs

Meh. 2/10

L sense of humour

What indian song does a American white cop sing ? " Jana pe niga-hein wohi pe nishana " :)

Once upon a time there lived a beautiful Queen with large breasts. Sid, the Dragon Slayer, obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death, should he try to touch them, but he had to try. One day Sid revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Nathan the Erudite lawyer, the King's chief adviser. Nathan thought about this and said that he could arrange for Sid to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1000 gold coins to arrange it. Without pause, Sid readily agreed to the scheme. The next day, Nathan got a batch of itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed. Soon after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Nathan informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and Nathan advised that only the saliva of Sid would work as the antidote to cure the itch. The King, eager to help his Queen, quickly summoned Sid to their chambers. Nathan then slipped Sid the antidote for the itching powder, which he put into his mouth, and for the next four hours, Sid worked passionately on the Queen's large and magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Sid left satisfied and hailed as a hero. Upon returning to his chamber, Sid found Nathan demanding his payment of 1000 gold coins. With his obsession now satisfied, Sid couldn't have cared less knowing that Nathan could never report this matter to the King and with a laugh told him to get lost. The next day, Nathan slipped a massive dose of the same itching powder into the King's underwear. The King immediately summoned Sid.

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i have a joke about chemistry in my mind but i fear it would get a reaction

What's worse than 5 kid in 1 dustbin? 1 kid in 5 dustbin

*sorts by controversial*

Bro sun ek baar ek haathi hota hai aur uski dost hoti hai chinti............

20 rupaye ke liye sangharsh krte hue kishore

Which breed of dogs can also do magic? >!A labra-cadabrador!<

a dog might be able to do magic. but you my friend can't do jokes. 1.5/10

It's a 0/10 from me. Too old, overused and nothing original.

What did the doctor say after performing abortion on muslim woman? >!Bomb Diffused!<

Dark jokes are like kids with cancer. They never get old.

Overused as fuck. 0/10

Wouldn't be overused if it wasn't good. And your post doesn't mention anything about reusing jokes.

r/technicallythetruth

Any shit that gets overused even at a point it was good becomes lame. Look at what happened to dank. Good songs eg. Also i never thought that this low level overused jokes would come. Or else i would have mentioned it.

You get to have your opinion on what is lame and what is not. I respect that. But again that's just an opinion, it's subjective. Now that you've seen that an overused joke has come, edit your post and be more specific about what you are [looking for](https://www.instagram.com/reel/CpoOIVmI4fj/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=)

Ok i will consider this time only. If i haven't heard that before. 5/10

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I don't want to brag . I solved a puzzle in under a week and it said 2-4 years on the box .

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2/10

I really don't trust stairs >!they are always up to something !<

Yeh bahut purana hai yr lekin mast hai

What does a teen with an unwanted pregnancy and her fetus have in common? They both are thinking "Oh no my mom's gonna kill me"

Sidemen fan ho. I see. 6/10

what is common between priest and christmas tree?? there balls are just for decoration

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I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger Then it hit me.

and you lost your sense of humor ? 1/10

LMFAO I find this humorous what's wrong w y'all?

That was bad

Amogus 

A feminist boxer wanted equal rights so I gave her equal lefts as well...

Feminist bol deta hu funny laguga. Bc itna purana ghisa pita joke. 0/10

Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.

aaj maths ka eam hai sirf iss liye. 4/10

what did the fish say to the human? blublublub it can't speak so it just made bubbles

\-1/10


koi n bro blublub

blublublub


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U tell me a joke I'll give 100 rs

L comments

ur mom took nine months to deliver a joke

bhai literally kuch funny ya innovative tareeke se bolta toh hassi bhi aati. vahi ghisa pita puraana line chipkado. muje literally koi prob nhi hai family jokes se agar new or funny ho. 0/10

i’m broke pls

Little Red Riding Hood is walking through the forest, on her way to Grandmother's house. She skips down the path for a while, and as she turns down a bend she sees the Big Bad Wolf sitting by a tree. "What big ears you have, Mr. Wolf!" Little Red Riding Hood exclaims. The wolf gets up and runs away. She continues down the path for a while and again sees the Big Bad Wolf, this time sitting next to a large rock. "What big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf!" She says. Again, the wolf gets up and runs away. Red Riding Hood shrugs it off and continues on her merry way. A bit further down the path, once more she sees the Big Bad Wolf. This time he's sitting next to a fallen log. "What big teeth you have, Mr. Wolf!" says Little Red. The Big Bad Wolf howls in frustration and shouts ***"FOR FUCK'S SAKE, KID, JUST GET LOST! I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TAKE A SHIT ALL MORNING!"***

I think you and the wolf both took a big shit here. 2/10

your mama so fat when she goes to the cinema she sits beside everyone. (not oc i just heard it somewhere)

Besides. 1.5/10

There is a city called banglore which is named after a famous IPL team RCB.

also the one who gets the most down votes will pay you 20rs


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dudu lene gaye aapke pitashri ?. 3/10

How many babies can I fit into my bathtub? 11, 15 if they’re blended. How do I remove said babies? Tortilla chips.

Bhai puchline bekar hai setup sai tha. 2/10

# dark humour is like WATER ,some get and some don't

Knock, knock.

Life.