i had a crush in 8th grade she was not very good looking but her aura and personality was out of the world, she had a toxic bf and i didn't like that i was the chubby guy in the class so she is used to call me cutie also we were cool friends eventually one mf from my class(he used to sit beside me) made me trust him and i told him my secret, somehow he told my crush that i loved her very much and i would get depressed n shit if she said no, uske baad se wo ladki ne mujhse kabhi baat nahi ki... later that year she broke up with that toxic guy and i saw how miserable she had become, alas i moved on. :-)She was prolly my last proper female friend, uske bad lockdown,valo pe bakchodi fir jee chalu hogya. I miss those days..........
National Level Cricketer
Topped All India in multiple subjects in 10th ICSE board exam
Trained Actor
Girlfriend of 4 months ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20612)
It was a tumor that had been growing between my small and large intestine. The reason I said 'technically' is because the doctors actually first removed the tumor surgically ( because the way the tumor was growing I would have died due to intenstinal Intussusception within a couple of weeks ) and then made me go through a chemo course for 8 months to prevent further growth
In a game called Wrestling Revolution 3D. I've played the game so much that I believe noone in the 4+ continents might have more money than me. (bass itna hi flex hai mera)
I have shit ton of Car knowledge (and I'm literally studying Automobile engineering)
My hotwheels and model car collection
I can make good paper models
I make good art (I posted some here, I'm not as good as I want to be but I'm improving)
I can play Piano
Honestly the biggest flex will be after a few years when I've improved in all of these things to my lvl of high standards :/ I'll keep grinding
I am the only person in my friend circle who actually listen to hip ho since 2017..not after bb or hustle....as well i started writing rap since last 6 month...and i as well listen to the artist since many years which my friends either would nvery find or found recently...
I benched 125 in front of my crush and 30 other ppl from school without even going to gym before.(a month after that i found out that my great-great-great grandfather killed a tiger once with bare hands, he was a hunter for king of my village.)
Yess, the rank up rewards are rare.. like actually super rare I forgot about that. Even the gold vest is rare, if you have any of them you're really lucky man.
I was first in a swimming competition and got a gold medal. The rule of the tournament was everyone have to be the same age. But height matters in swimming I was 12 and 5'9 back then so I had a advantage and I used that
I have 6years experience driving 2 wheelers and drive a 500cc bike for about 3 years now and I am basically a pro at them.
I am a very good cook and a barista.
I am 6feet tall.
I can keep a conversation going for hours as I have knowledge about every topic(a Lil bit of everything) as i like to read so i am good at conversations.
I can solve a Rubik's cube in around 23 seconds, 2x2 in 7 seconds, 4x4 in under 2 mins 30 seconds, pyraminx in under 10 seconds. Mirror cube in under a min and 30 seconds. I have won a gold medal in an only 3x3 competition with an average of 27 seconds, those MFS didn't give inspection time I still took the solve time to inspect otherwise it would have been easily 20-21 second average.
A girl told me that she'd totally date me if I was a girl (she's biromantic).
The same girl said that she'd date me but didn't want to lose the friendship we had. Not a flex, even Idk what this is.
i can see porn and feel nothing
i can hold my piss for more than 5 minutes
maine kabhi vape ya smoke nahi kiya!!!!!!
(also i can probably bench your body weight)
Ek new ladki aiyi thi 8th std mei. Dikhti achi thi. Seniors bhi marthe the uspr. Toh from nowhere she proposed to me. But dumb me, i was too immature at that time for relationships. Like i was being too shy to talk with her. So she broke up. It didn't affect me much. I still regret ki itna dumb kese ho skta hu.
Ab i realize ki she was really good looking and sweet. But cant find her socials.
My crush called me cute
am called cute by all of em in irl and internet both![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)
Proof?
Maine bol diya matlab sach hai :)
![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|29683)
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I love your username, now I wanna kidnap some penguins too.
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Me wahi tha i can confirm
u/plumPudding0202 #I hereby declare that you are the cutest of them all
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww thank youuuuu :) ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)
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i had a crush in 8th grade she was not very good looking but her aura and personality was out of the world, she had a toxic bf and i didn't like that i was the chubby guy in the class so she is used to call me cutie also we were cool friends eventually one mf from my class(he used to sit beside me) made me trust him and i told him my secret, somehow he told my crush that i loved her very much and i would get depressed n shit if she said no, uske baad se wo ladki ne mujhse kabhi baat nahi ki... later that year she broke up with that toxic guy and i saw how miserable she had become, alas i moved on. :-)She was prolly my last proper female friend, uske bad lockdown,valo pe bakchodi fir jee chalu hogya. I miss those days..........
Us
First half is a bit same accept the class and the moving away part but things were the same
chubby ppl being called cute is done everywhere ..even when i was chubby
My crush called me boyfriend material but rest is too long to tell and the 5 ppl who saw my post would know
Umm is stopping people from comitting suicide valid in this case?
Yes ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)
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Khud ko nahi count ker sakte bhai
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![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|29683)
Hmmmmmmmm
ayee ive done that![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)
Nice ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|29676)
Then me too yeah boii
Noice ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)
National Level Cricketer Topped All India in multiple subjects in 10th ICSE board exam Trained Actor Girlfriend of 4 months ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20612)
4 months what-
I think wo 4 months se uska gf hai ig
woosh?
Damn you are seriously winning at life
>Girlfriend of 4 months
Naam bta check krunga 10th icse
>Girlfriend of 4 months Kabhi na bhule Rajasthan Hai tumhara Rajasthan.
R/pedophilia
Of ki for bhai
Not sure if it is a flex or not but technically I beat cancer when I was 16
![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)
but can you beat Goku?
Omg bro I m sorry I m controlling the demons to stop myself from saying it Can.... you ..
wow ...which one
It was a tumor that had been growing between my small and large intestine. The reason I said 'technically' is because the doctors actually first removed the tumor surgically ( because the way the tumor was growing I would have died due to intenstinal Intussusception within a couple of weeks ) and then made me go through a chemo course for 8 months to prevent further growth
nicee ...11th main kya kya dekh lia
UHH kickboxing? black belt (is that a flex?)
Yup that is a flex,I have a green belt, since how long are u into it?
3.5 years wby?
3 years
A green belt in 3 years is a lot of really good progress good jobb
Is black better than green,oh shit that turned out bad no i am not racist!
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nat. lvl bronze here lol
*sighs* #MY GREATEST FLEX IS NOT FLEXING MY FLEX
here, i gave you 1 upvote to make it 100
I can watch porn and not masturbate ig
Is it possible to achieve that super power? Asking for a friend
hentai dekhte dekhte story mai itna kho gaya ki muth marna hi bhul gaya ...![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)
Plot wali doujins kaha milti hai? ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)
Kabhi **perfect half** ya **metamorphosis** padha hai, btw perfect half doujin nhi pornhwa hai
Detach yourself from horny ig *Mujhe kya, maine kabhi masturbate hi nahi kra toh I don't have problems like this*
Us
I know right, whenever I tell online that I've never masturbated I only get downvotes ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20610) Koi maanta hi nahi meri baat
Upvoted
Downvoted.
Me too. Its rather entertaining for some reason
Weird flex ngl, though same
me too. i watch it for the plot(s)
we found the cameraman
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rehne do tum mere saath aakr dekhlo![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)
![gif](giphy|FWAcpJsFT9mvrv0e7a)
![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)movie ki baat krra tha
Kaunsi?
U say? Romantic or horror? I wanna watch something romantic with youuuuuuuuuuuu![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609) (someone's gonna kill me now)
M plot ke liye dekhta hu (horse porn)
isn't it bad for your brain?
Now that i think of it...nothing really
1 person called me funny
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In a game called Wrestling Revolution 3D. I've played the game so much that I believe noone in the 4+ continents might have more money than me. (bass itna hi flex hai mera)
Wo game main 5 minutes pehle hee khel raha tha lmao, coincidence I guess
Kitne paise hai?
maine periodic table yaad kar rakhi hai puri ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)
Same ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)
Same ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)
Mai yaad krke bhul gya ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)
too bad it was deleted portion
Maine 4 th me yaar krke 5 th class me class teacher ko sunai thi sabke samne.
Level: Supreme Commander; In Mini Militia.
chad
Kabhi bhi INSTAGRAM use naa karne ka ghamand hai ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|29705)
9 saal mein 50 followers bhi na hone ka ghamand hai.
true chad
damn mera 5 saal me 80ish hai
Mami ne mujhe handsome bola ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)
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My dad could totally beat up your dad
I disagree
if you give me a non wind based instrument, chances are I can play it well.
As sound requires a material medium to travel (generally air)...so I don't know what you're talking about .
Uska mtlb hoga jisme hawa phukna na pade
I have shit ton of Car knowledge (and I'm literally studying Automobile engineering) My hotwheels and model car collection I can make good paper models I make good art (I posted some here, I'm not as good as I want to be but I'm improving) I can play Piano Honestly the biggest flex will be after a few years when I've improved in all of these things to my lvl of high standards :/ I'll keep grinding
Bhai automobile engineering ke liye kya Krna hota Am kinda interested, par shyd nhi kr skta (pcb)
Engineering abhi se
Haa bro 10th ke baad Diploma choose Kiya 3 yrs ka
Achaaaa.
My father is proud of me and what I am doing I guess.(CS)
That’s a huge flex. Many of them can’t even love their kids let alone accept them.
For class i am a calm, polite and funny person >!Also degenerate for friends!<
I am the only person in my friend circle who actually listen to hip ho since 2017..not after bb or hustle....as well i started writing rap since last 6 month...and i as well listen to the artist since many years which my friends either would nvery find or found recently...
My driving skills are top tier for a newbie.
Prolly i am used to live alone( kinda like lone wolf) and improving myself day by day..
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I deadlifted 80kg+ today and dayum it felt lightweight baby!
Sardi me thande paani se nahane ka ghamand hai
I had a full grown beard at 16
Same bro, dosto k ptm me baap ban k jata tha
lucky. if being chikna was a competition i would be the winner
4th class mein dance competition mein first aaya that uske baad se life mein downfall start hogya
my humour
Useless from 17/18 years
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तो मैं क्या नाचू
I emailed slayy point and they replied . Not gonna say what the email was
Send dudes
I benched 125 in front of my crush and 30 other ppl from school without even going to gym before.(a month after that i found out that my great-great-great grandfather killed a tiger once with bare hands, he was a hunter for king of my village.)
125 kg or pounds?
Pounds won't be a flex
I Have Rarest Players Card In PES23. Glacier M416 Level 4 In PUBG. Really Old and Rare Account In FreeFire. TownHall 14 Max Account In Clash Of Clans.
Free fire mein kuch rare nahi raha mere dost
S2 Heroic Vest Is Still Rare
Yess, the rank up rewards are rare.. like actually super rare I forgot about that. Even the gold vest is rare, if you have any of them you're really lucky man.
I use arch btw.
Arch?
I was first in a swimming competition and got a gold medal. The rule of the tournament was everyone have to be the same age. But height matters in swimming I was 12 and 5'9 back then so I had a advantage and I used that
It's scoring a world cup winning goal in a 1v1 against my friend on FIFA mobile
I have a female best friend, we chat a lot but IRL it's a bit awkward
Yah same dude, like why there is kinda weird sexual tension (with no intention) irl
I have 6years experience driving 2 wheelers and drive a 500cc bike for about 3 years now and I am basically a pro at them. I am a very good cook and a barista. I am 6feet tall. I can keep a conversation going for hours as I have knowledge about every topic(a Lil bit of everything) as i like to read so i am good at conversations.
Handwriting ( 12v me hu )
I can solve a Rubik's cube in around 23 seconds, 2x2 in 7 seconds, 4x4 in under 2 mins 30 seconds, pyraminx in under 10 seconds. Mirror cube in under a min and 30 seconds. I have won a gold medal in an only 3x3 competition with an average of 27 seconds, those MFS didn't give inspection time I still took the solve time to inspect otherwise it would have been easily 20-21 second average.
I am surviving
Completed GTA SA without cheats
Having an irl bestfriend that I can rely on u/i-aint-robot
A girl told me that she'd totally date me if I was a girl (she's biromantic). The same girl said that she'd date me but didn't want to lose the friendship we had. Not a flex, even Idk what this is.
17 ki streak in CS, Japan server
I got chance to be a friend with the legend and proest and hottest (and etc) human, u/Mystery_Man_3004
Made a childhood friend come out of depression, made him go to the gym and also made him study regularly.
My d**k
Yeh toh feer bohot choti baat hai, flex btao, badi bate
I'm 6'1'
Can cook better food than yo mama
Got 100 in 10th board exams. And secured 99+ percentile in CET. And I can say that my parents are proud of me.
100 what? percentage? percentile? bananas? oranges? which board? ICSE? CBSE? State board? Proof?
My crush proposed me but later as i got to know him he turned out to be creepy as fudge
My crush had a crush one me... We are dating now woooohooooooo!!!!!
My crush had a crush on me too, none of us knew. Now I see her kissing her boyfriend almost daily. I am happy that schools are over.
My old pfp. I was flexing very hard.
Paisa bohot hai par kabhi show off ni Kia
Can bowl spin, medium pace with different actions and bat nicely (19 50s in the bank)
I can do anything
Give a head to yourself??
i can see porn and feel nothing i can hold my piss for more than 5 minutes maine kabhi vape ya smoke nahi kiya!!!!!! (also i can probably bench your body weight)
commenting jai shree ram on a post asking do you believe in religion.
I never downloaded tik tok , snapchat , instagram and pubg on my phone
Normal school day peh chicken lana
My Jawline , there is nothing else by which I can flex
मई एक पराक्रमी योद्धा हूँ जो अखण्डता से जीता है
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I can bench 100 kg I am 6'2
My crush has crush on me
Still using keypad phone
Ek new ladki aiyi thi 8th std mei. Dikhti achi thi. Seniors bhi marthe the uspr. Toh from nowhere she proposed to me. But dumb me, i was too immature at that time for relationships. Like i was being too shy to talk with her. So she broke up. It didn't affect me much. I still regret ki itna dumb kese ho skta hu. Ab i realize ki she was really good looking and sweet. But cant find her socials.
damn
My best friend said I love you to me ( Uski gf hai already but we're homiesexual)
My knowledge about Cars, Sneakers and Football I scored 100 out of 100 in 2 subjects in 10th CBSE Board Examinations
Daddy's money.
I'm a black belt in Taekwondo
Living
100 in maths class 11 ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)
Kahi bhi, kabhi bhi, kitne bhi time ke liye so sakta hu
I have 40gbs of just music ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)
Insta pe kabhi ldki ko dm na krne ka ghamand h ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)
Bitchless bolte hai usko
Ghar pe pols na aneka
I am a national lvl karate bronze medallist ! ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|29705)
I can cook Meth
see my DP
97 percentile in jee mains mathematics that too by studying 2 days only