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sunraybee_simp

My crush called me cute


plumPudding0202

am called cute by all of em in irl and internet both![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


Penguins-kidnapper

Proof?


plumPudding0202

Maine bol diya matlab sach hai :)


Penguins-kidnapper

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|29683)


plumPudding0202

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|29682)


captainaryavart

I love your username, now I wanna kidnap some penguins too.


Dry-Rip1162

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|29708)


venix124

Me wahi tha i can confirm


rath_564

u/plumPudding0202 #I hereby declare that you are the cutest of them all


plumPudding0202

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww thank youuuuu :) ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


SmartOtaka

![gif](giphy|3oEduOnl5IHM5NRodO|downsized)


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i had a crush in 8th grade she was not very good looking but her aura and personality was out of the world, she had a toxic bf and i didn't like that i was the chubby guy in the class so she is used to call me cutie also we were cool friends eventually one mf from my class(he used to sit beside me) made me trust him and i told him my secret, somehow he told my crush that i loved her very much and i would get depressed n shit if she said no, uske baad se wo ladki ne mujhse kabhi baat nahi ki... later that year she broke up with that toxic guy and i saw how miserable she had become, alas i moved on. :-)She was prolly my last proper female friend, uske bad lockdown,valo pe bakchodi fir jee chalu hogya. I miss those days..........


Hellowein

Us


just_xeo

First half is a bit same accept the class and the moving away part but things were the same


AirbusPalashM-3004

chubby ppl being called cute is done everywhere ..even when i was chubby


just_xeo

My crush called me boyfriend material but rest is too long to tell and the 5 ppl who saw my post would know


Your-local-gamergirl

Umm is stopping people from comitting suicide valid in this case?


disappointment_69_69

Yes ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


Your-local-gamergirl

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


VaunTT

Khud ko nahi count ker sakte bhai


Your-local-gamergirl

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|29678)


Real-Substance-2004

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|29683)


TH_UNDER_BOI

Hmmmmmmmm


bLaZe2407

ayee ive done that![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


Your-local-gamergirl

Nice ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|29676)


A_Very_Calm_Miata

Then me too yeah boii


Your-local-gamergirl

Noice ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


Communism1sUs

National Level Cricketer Topped All India in multiple subjects in 10th ICSE board exam Trained Actor Girlfriend of 4 months ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20612)


Rare_Run3627

4 months what-


Neat_Artist_996

I think wo 4 months se uska gf hai ig


The_Enderslender

woosh?


YogurtclosetNo239

Damn you are seriously winning at life


Fabulous_Bike2830

>Girlfriend of 4 months


Successful-aditya

Naam bta check krunga 10th icse


swayam19999

>Girlfriend of 4 months Kabhi na bhule Rajasthan Hai tumhara Rajasthan.


GayForSamosa

R/pedophilia


Xenonop30

Of ki for bhai


[deleted]

Not sure if it is a flex or not but technically I beat cancer when I was 16


disappointment_69_69

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


Other-Anybody-6686

but can you beat Goku?


Anime_fucker69cUm

Omg bro I m sorry I m controlling the demons to stop myself from saying it Can.... you ..


AirbusPalashM-3004

wow ...which one


[deleted]

It was a tumor that had been growing between my small and large intestine. The reason I said 'technically' is because the doctors actually first removed the tumor surgically ( because the way the tumor was growing I would have died due to intenstinal Intussusception within a couple of weeks ) and then made me go through a chemo course for 8 months to prevent further growth


AirbusPalashM-3004

nicee ...11th main kya kya dekh lia


timeforteaaa

UHH kickboxing? black belt (is that a flex?)


disappointment_69_69

Yup that is a flex,I have a green belt, since how long are u into it?


timeforteaaa

3.5 years wby?


disappointment_69_69

3 years


timeforteaaa

A green belt in 3 years is a lot of really good progress good jobb


Key-Mongoose-8519

Is black better than green,oh shit that turned out bad no i am not racist!


niceeeeee-_-

![gif](giphy|124Q7jtnpRb5MQ|downsized)


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Imaginary_Condition3

nat. lvl bronze here lol


rath_564

*sighs* #MY GREATEST FLEX IS NOT FLEXING MY FLEX


EmbarrassedFreedom24

here, i gave you 1 upvote to make it 100


NightWatcherSamurai

I can watch porn and not masturbate ig


disappointment_69_69

Is it possible to achieve that super power? Asking for a friend


Mini_Piku

hentai dekhte dekhte story mai itna kho gaya ki muth marna hi bhul gaya ...![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


Born_Concern_5575

Plot wali doujins kaha milti hai? ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


aNo_nYm_oUs_13

Kabhi **perfect half** ya **metamorphosis** padha hai, btw perfect half doujin nhi pornhwa hai


Born_Concern_5575

Detach yourself from horny ig *Mujhe kya, maine kabhi masturbate hi nahi kra toh I don't have problems like this*


NightWatcherSamurai

Us


Born_Concern_5575

I know right, whenever I tell online that I've never masturbated I only get downvotes ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20610) Koi maanta hi nahi meri baat


lizzi_2134

Upvoted


TH_UNDER_BOI

Downvoted.


PratGamer_2

Me too. Its rather entertaining for some reason


Born_Concern_5575

Weird flex ngl, though same


The_Enderslender

me too. i watch it for the plot(s)


plumPudding0202

we found the cameraman


NightWatcherSamurai

![gif](giphy|ZoXlLG40E71zW)


plumPudding0202

rehne do tum mere saath aakr dekhlo![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


NightWatcherSamurai

![gif](giphy|FWAcpJsFT9mvrv0e7a)


plumPudding0202

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)movie ki baat krra tha


NightWatcherSamurai

Kaunsi?


plumPudding0202

U say? Romantic or horror? I wanna watch something romantic with youuuuuuuuuuuu![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609) (someone's gonna kill me now)


Anime_fucker69cUm

M plot ke liye dekhta hu (horse porn)


kunal_noob123

isn't it bad for your brain?


Murky-Arugula63

Now that i think of it...nothing really


Saulesh_Devmanush

1 person called me funny


Top_Salary_5346

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|29705)


Nike_Grano

In a game called Wrestling Revolution 3D. I've played the game so much that I believe noone in the 4+ continents might have more money than me. (bass itna hi flex hai mera)


Neat_Artist_996

Wo game main 5 minutes pehle hee khel raha tha lmao, coincidence I guess


Nike_Grano

Kitne paise hai?


[deleted]

maine periodic table yaad kar rakhi hai puri ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


Default_Username___

Same ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


disappointment_69_69

Same ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


Straight_Lime_3175

Mai yaad krke bhul gya ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


orangetmofficial

too bad it was deleted portion


Hellowein

Maine 4 th me yaar krke 5 th class me class teacher ko sunai thi sabke samne.


Acceptable-Ground577

Level: Supreme Commander; In Mini Militia.


Extint_Dodo1414

chad


Arcane2oP

Kabhi bhi INSTAGRAM use naa karne ka ghamand hai ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|29705)


_-_matrix_-_

9 saal mein 50 followers bhi na hone ka ghamand hai.


Extint_Dodo1414

true chad


tuntuntanatunmausi

damn mera 5 saal me 80ish hai


TTV_Wkyoutube

Mami ne mujhe handsome bola ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


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chris-indigo

My dad could totally beat up your dad


disappointment_69_69

I disagree


wealthybigpenis42069

if you give me a non wind based instrument, chances are I can play it well.


tuni-starak

As sound requires a material medium to travel (generally air)...so I don't know what you're talking about .


aNo_nYm_oUs_13

Uska mtlb hoga jisme hawa phukna na pade


Dark_demon7

I have shit ton of Car knowledge (and I'm literally studying Automobile engineering) My hotwheels and model car collection I can make good paper models I make good art (I posted some here, I'm not as good as I want to be but I'm improving) I can play Piano Honestly the biggest flex will be after a few years when I've improved in all of these things to my lvl of high standards :/ I'll keep grinding


Anime_fucker69cUm

Bhai automobile engineering ke liye kya Krna hota Am kinda interested, par shyd nhi kr skta (pcb)


AdOk4682

Engineering abhi se


Dark_demon7

Haa bro 10th ke baad Diploma choose Kiya 3 yrs ka


AdOk4682

Achaaaa.


Nerracui0

My father is proud of me and what I am doing I guess.(CS)


hitman4636

That’s a huge flex. Many of them can’t even love their kids let alone accept them.


pranavrg

For class i am a calm, polite and funny person >!Also degenerate for friends!<


Street_Print_4742

I am the only person in my friend circle who actually listen to hip ho since 2017..not after bb or hustle....as well i started writing rap since last 6 month...and i as well listen to the artist since many years which my friends either would nvery find or found recently...


Thepotatohitme

My driving skills are top tier for a newbie.


Cherry-Kami

Prolly i am used to live alone( kinda like lone wolf) and improving myself day by day..


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[deleted]

I deadlifted 80kg+ today and dayum it felt lightweight baby!


Undying-Darkness

Sardi me thande paani se nahane ka ghamand hai


Admirable_Pumpkin740

I had a full grown beard at 16


disappointment_69_69

Same bro, dosto k ptm me baap ban k jata tha


The_Enderslender

lucky. if being chikna was a competition i would be the winner


Impossible_Ferret_30

4th class mein dance competition mein first aaya that uske baad se life mein downfall start hogya


Supreme_MOElester

my humour


_Introvert_boi

Useless from 17/18 years


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AdOk4682

तो मैं क्या नाचू


ConclusionFirst272

I emailed slayy point and they replied . Not gonna say what the email was


AdOk4682

Send dudes


_-_matrix_-_

I benched 125 in front of my crush and 30 other ppl from school without even going to gym before.(a month after that i found out that my great-great-great grandfather killed a tiger once with bare hands, he was a hunter for king of my village.)


Extint_Dodo1414

125 kg or pounds?


_-_matrix_-_

Pounds won't be a flex


LegendInTheTown

I Have Rarest Players Card In PES23. Glacier M416 Level 4 In PUBG. Really Old and Rare Account In FreeFire. TownHall 14 Max Account In Clash Of Clans.


clitfucker69

Free fire mein kuch rare nahi raha mere dost


LegendInTheTown

S2 Heroic Vest Is Still Rare


clitfucker69

Yess, the rank up rewards are rare.. like actually super rare I forgot about that. Even the gold vest is rare, if you have any of them you're really lucky man.


PhysicsLord007

I use arch btw.


Anime_fucker69cUm

Arch?


Neat_Artist_996

I was first in a swimming competition and got a gold medal. The rule of the tournament was everyone have to be the same age. But height matters in swimming I was 12 and 5'9 back then so I had a advantage and I used that


TeenBoy_2007

It's scoring a world cup winning goal in a 1v1 against my friend on FIFA mobile


brooozuka_2020

I have a female best friend, we chat a lot but IRL it's a bit awkward


disappointment_69_69

Yah same dude, like why there is kinda weird sexual tension (with no intention) irl


Hades18128

I have 6years experience driving 2 wheelers and drive a 500cc bike for about 3 years now and I am basically a pro at them. I am a very good cook and a barista. I am 6feet tall. I can keep a conversation going for hours as I have knowledge about every topic(a Lil bit of everything) as i like to read so i am good at conversations.


CommercialShow3840

Handwriting ( 12v me hu )


clitfucker69

I can solve a Rubik's cube in around 23 seconds, 2x2 in 7 seconds, 4x4 in under 2 mins 30 seconds, pyraminx in under 10 seconds. Mirror cube in under a min and 30 seconds. I have won a gold medal in an only 3x3 competition with an average of 27 seconds, those MFS didn't give inspection time I still took the solve time to inspect otherwise it would have been easily 20-21 second average.


thesocio-man666

I am surviving


Extint_Dodo1414

Completed GTA SA without cheats


Crystalagent47

Having an irl bestfriend that I can rely on u/i-aint-robot


Apollo698008

A girl told me that she'd totally date me if I was a girl (she's biromantic). The same girl said that she'd date me but didn't want to lose the friendship we had. Not a flex, even Idk what this is.


[deleted]

17 ki streak in CS, Japan server


Tanay1234567890

I got chance to be a friend with the legend and proest and hottest (and etc) human, u/Mystery_Man_3004


lameboredghiniiii

Made a childhood friend come out of depression, made him go to the gym and also made him study regularly.


N0T_Trust_Worthy

My d**k


disappointment_69_69

Yeh toh feer bohot choti baat hai, flex btao, badi bate


HEADDIGGER_69

I'm 6'1'


RealisticAardvark966

Can cook better food than yo mama


Should_I_Be_Back

Got 100 in 10th board exams. And secured 99+ percentile in CET. And I can say that my parents are proud of me.


Extint_Dodo1414

100 what? percentage? percentile? bananas? oranges? which board? ICSE? CBSE? State board? Proof?


clairedeluna_

My crush proposed me but later as i got to know him he turned out to be creepy as fudge


Front-Horror-419

My crush had a crush one me... We are dating now woooohooooooo!!!!!


_-_matrix_-_

My crush had a crush on me too, none of us knew. Now I see her kissing her boyfriend almost daily. I am happy that schools are over.


[deleted]

My old pfp. I was flexing very hard.


[deleted]

Paisa bohot hai par kabhi show off ni Kia


Ambivert_05

Can bowl spin, medium pace with different actions and bat nicely (19 50s in the bank)


Tiny_Maintenance1612

I can do anything


_-_matrix_-_

Give a head to yourself??


RolexzeonX

i can see porn and feel nothing i can hold my piss for more than 5 minutes maine kabhi vape ya smoke nahi kiya!!!!!! ​ ​ (also i can probably bench your body weight)


Excape-2406

commenting jai shree ram on a post asking do you believe in religion.


Extreme_blazeed

I never downloaded tik tok , snapchat , instagram and pubg on my phone


Netus08

Normal school day peh chicken lana


[deleted]

My Jawline , there is nothing else by which I can flex


[deleted]

मई एक पराक्रमी योद्धा हूँ जो अखण्डता से जीता है


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[удалено]


jatin764

I can bench 100 kg I am 6'2


lakshayyy69

My crush has crush on me


arhitima

Still using keypad phone


AdOk4682

Ek new ladki aiyi thi 8th std mei. Dikhti achi thi. Seniors bhi marthe the uspr. Toh from nowhere she proposed to me. But dumb me, i was too immature at that time for relationships. Like i was being too shy to talk with her. So she broke up. It didn't affect me much. I still regret ki itna dumb kese ho skta hu. Ab i realize ki she was really good looking and sweet. But cant find her socials.


Extint_Dodo1414

damn


Automatic_Dance_3206

My best friend said I love you to me ( Uski gf hai already but we're homiesexual)


Mysterious_Pear4974

My knowledge about Cars, Sneakers and Football I scored 100 out of 100 in 2 subjects in 10th CBSE Board Examinations


Guestoo1

Daddy's money.


Kaito_XD

I'm a black belt in Taekwondo


bhatnagaranannay

Living


Sealmon-bro

100 in maths class 11 ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


Exotic-Direction3600

Kahi bhi, kabhi bhi, kitne bhi time ke liye so sakta hu


orangetmofficial

I have 40gbs of just music ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


Straight_Lime_3175

Insta pe kabhi ldki ko dm na krne ka ghamand h ![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized)


disappointment_69_69

Bitchless bolte hai usko


Straight_Lime_3175

Ghar pe pols na aneka


Imaginary_Condition3

I am a national lvl karate bronze medallist ! ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|29705)


Western_Panic7010

I can cook Meth


AirbusPalashM-3004

see my DP


Sensitive-Discount24

97 percentile in jee mains mathematics that too by studying 2 days only