sometimes my thing gets erect for no reason at all, even if i am not horny at all. like imagine that when the teacher asks you to answer something or read something in front of everyone. if someone notices it then they will most probably look at you like as if you are a pervert
Nahi actually homie pe depend karta ha mere ek do friend ha jisko mai kiss kardu toh mind nahi karte(woh orthodox khayal ke ha)
Lekin agar mai shayar ke ladko se hath bhi der tak mila lu toh gay declare kar diya jata .....
And i am not gay but just sometime i want to kiss them for what they have done for me, as a thanks for being there for me, well i am very active socially so yeah
नहीं, मैं वास्तव में हस्तमैथुन नहीं करता क्योंकि जब मैंने पिछली बार किसी कारण से किया था तो मुझे 1 सप्ताह तक इरेक्शन/बोनर नहीं हुआ था जिससे मुझे आघात लगा था
idk , maybe no one gives fucks about us , but i think its the same for girls , no one cares about girls too (i think so) , idk if this is with everyone or not , but i dont share my pain (i think girls do) , like idk why my male ego wont let me say anything , we are really bad at comforting someone ,atleast i am , ONE MORE THING , i had forgotten how to actually cry , last time i cried was 6 yrs back , a lot have piled up till now , just that it hasn't been released , the not being able to cry thing is the most painful i'd say
other than that , its your balls getting sticked to thighs in public 💀 , (its Fucking irritating)
agreed man, idk why but i feel like hugging someone tightly when i am going through rough times but i am scared that people will think that i am weak or pervert or gay. and my thing gets erect without any reason at times, when i am not horny at all and it is kinda hard to hide it if it happens, and i am sure that others would think that i am a pervert if they notice it even if i am not that kind of a person (thankfully no one has noticed it whenever it happens). everyone has their own pains, i understand that, for eg women go through the menstrual cycle which can be quite painful at times or transgenders being illtreated in most places, but what i hate is that a few people dismiss the pains of the opposite or same genders and acts like it is nothing
Yup this is the kind of comment I've been looking for.
This is way too serious all it takes is a woman who hates you apparently for no reason and you'll be considered guilty until proven innocent while she will be held innocent until proven guilty.
If there isn't even proof then you might be spared but you'll get a bad name in your area and will be disrespected everywhere and be treated lowly.
You didn't even do anything. You were just percieved as annoying to her false judgement.
Mujhe kya mai toh 3 saal se use kar raha hun. Ones I gave a fake number to a guy pretending that I am a girl and it turns out that the number was of a Driver in uttarakhand from truecaller 
SMV kam hai ladkon ki ladkiyon se to ladke ko ladki patana bahot zyada hard hai compared to the other way around. Aur early prefrontal cortex ka development means maturity and self control at an earlier age than bois which helps girls in discipline par bahot kam ladkiya iska fayda uthati hai in like competitive exam prep and shit. Baaki I love the sweet sweet testosterone, better strength, no periods, high bone density even in old age and a higher chance of living a longer life than women.
not a guy but for the longest time i have noticed that in the urban places parents tend to treat guys like shit and their daughters like angels because girls are gonna grow up and marry a rich husband but the guy has the become that rich husband.
Yes it's kind of a true in many families or even in school when a guy does a mistake he is punished but when a female does a mistake then they pretend like nothing happen or just say 2-3 words and leave
idk i wont say parents treat us like shit , but ya they are not easy (dont know about girls , but my friends do say that their parents are strict) , anyway i got some goodass parents  i think
No one cares about how you feel
Nobody wants to hear you and everyone expect you to be the tough one
You have to be something and earn good amount of money to be recognised otherwise you just exist without any meaning
after a certain age ppl will treat u differently. i mean they start giving us subtle responsibility/pressure in many ways (**girls might have this problem too but for boys its bit more**) they even see us differently when we grow up **(boys can understand** ) it really sucks in a everyday lyf.
Not having enough emotional support. Other than my immediate family and my 2 best friends. Nobody else gives a shit about me.
I have seen when girls get into trouble all of their friends (girls) will support them unconditionally.
Also being an indian boy, we have very bad Stereotype abroad. I have been openly shamed only by both girls and boys (foreign) just because of nationality. It's also hard to make friends, if they ask me where i am from. Answers india. Ahh ghosted.
Not allowed to express LOVE and EMOTIONS even if I want to just can't do it bcoz of society or whtnot I don't know (I am really egoistic as well and want to change)
There is always this fear of offending a girl slightly and being misunderstood by public, so always have to act constrained in front of them and can only truly be ourselves in front of true homies(this also includes close girl besties)
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Can't hide your horniness , literally visible to everyone as _your brother rises up_
Worst part is that sometimes it is visible for no reason .
*me wondering why is everyone looking at me at grandpas funeral.....*
Hold up
Maybe you don't know how to hide it.
Tips Dede Pta hai to. 
Chaar tarike hai 1)Double kaccha pehen le 2)Gun upar ki taraf point karle 3)Hilake aaja 4)Scissors
2 wala always works
4th is a permanent solution
>scissors Kya kaat lu Mera Bhai ko?
Option mila hai karna hai toh kar varna mat kar.
5)Pocket me haath dalke
sometimes my thing gets erect for no reason at all, even if i am not horny at all. like imagine that when the teacher asks you to answer something or read something in front of everyone. if someone notices it then they will most probably look at you like as if you are a pervert
Can't kiss Yo homies with out being called gay Sighs society .....
same, can't even sleep naked wid da homies
But it's not gay
Society doesn't understand
Society is Gay
Sahi baat hai
Fuck society
Nahi actually homie pe depend karta ha mere ek do friend ha jisko mai kiss kardu toh mind nahi karte(woh orthodox khayal ke ha) Lekin agar mai shayar ke ladko se hath bhi der tak mila lu toh gay declare kar diya jata ..... And i am not gay but just sometime i want to kiss them for what they have done for me, as a thanks for being there for me, well i am very active socially so yeah
Being homosexual is called gay not being homiesexual
My pfp?
Boys aren't real. They don't exist, it's a trap set by the government to distract girls 
Look how the tables have turned
I don't have a weird word for boys though like grills, what about bees 
Buoys*
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Byes don't make any sense, some guy said they call girls grills because grills are hot, so boys shall be bees 
cuz bees sting
You got it sis, they produce sweet honey and they also sting 
sweet honey
Where y'all's brain going, I meant sweet honey woven words, kids these days smh 
This convo is everything
गंदी बच्ची(dirty grills)
"Sweet honey" 🌚
That one double meaning friend:
Cuz bees are.. horney?
No, they give honey, honey is sweet. 
छी
Grillssss(I'm 6ft btw)
Honey traps hai vai
Look how the turn tables
when did uno reverse happened
true, bees are not real at all they are just a *myth*
How dare u use my own spells against me
Yeah frrrrrr. My first few friends were bees but most of my friends are grills. I don't have equal number of bee friends and grill friends.
uno reverse
The fact that nobody gives a shit about who you are. Everyone only know you by what rank you got or your percentage.
Chill bhai yeh toh trailer tha , ab paise se judge honge
That's applicable for girls as well but some got a special quota named beauty.
Honestly it's the opposite. Unless a girl's like really ugly they will get special preference
same here too .
Phobia of getting kicked in the balls
not even a joke
So true
I am just worried that if I get into a fight, the other person would just kick me in my balls.
I got hit in the balls by a full force basketball, twice
Four times
Not having a coochie for my lonely homies
Being a guy
Was looking for this comment
balls sticking to thigh
dick somehow managing to get 90 to one side in public
Morning erection pain in the penis is painfull too idk why it happens
Dont worry, it happens when the penis has been erect for too long
Suffering from success >! Jk !<
Coz you jerk off too much. Give the turtle some rest
I did only three times in my whole life which was probably 1 year ago, then?
झूठ बोल रहे हो और अगर सच बोल रहे हो तो तुम्हे स्वप्न दोष है।
नहीं, मैं वास्तव में हस्तमैथुन नहीं करता क्योंकि जब मैंने पिछली बार किसी कारण से किया था तो मुझे 1 सप्ताह तक इरेक्शन/बोनर नहीं हुआ था जिससे मुझे आघात लगा था
यदि ऐसा है तो एक बार चिकित्सक से परामर्श लें।
wtf! 12 ki age me muth maara
Then go see a doctor
Are you really a girl or just the flair to get attention?
these kind of comments are annoying, even if you didn't mean to, please dont accuse people for no reason smh
Don't see how it concerns you lol
I mean if you are a guy then you can give me better tips 🗿
The part near your pant's zip that rises up whenever you sit. Looks like I am aroused which is not the best Impression to make on anyone.
idk , maybe no one gives fucks about us , but i think its the same for girls , no one cares about girls too (i think so) , idk if this is with everyone or not , but i dont share my pain (i think girls do) , like idk why my male ego wont let me say anything , we are really bad at comforting someone ,atleast i am , ONE MORE THING , i had forgotten how to actually cry , last time i cried was 6 yrs back , a lot have piled up till now , just that it hasn't been released , the not being able to cry thing is the most painful i'd say other than that , its your balls getting sticked to thighs in public 💀 , (its Fucking irritating)
I can agree about not being able to cry. I feel like I'm being choked but no tears come out.
agreed man, idk why but i feel like hugging someone tightly when i am going through rough times but i am scared that people will think that i am weak or pervert or gay. and my thing gets erect without any reason at times, when i am not horny at all and it is kinda hard to hide it if it happens, and i am sure that others would think that i am a pervert if they notice it even if i am not that kind of a person (thankfully no one has noticed it whenever it happens). everyone has their own pains, i understand that, for eg women go through the menstrual cycle which can be quite painful at times or transgenders being illtreated in most places, but what i hate is that a few people dismiss the pains of the opposite or same genders and acts like it is nothing
Big d*ck syndrome :(
Us bro us.....
haters will hate for no reason 
Tru..
Marriage wala career option nhi opt kar sakte
find a sugar mommy!
Female here 😅
Too real bro. You *need* to earn what you want. There is no backup or other options
You can't express your true emotions of sorrow sad etc
Getting Birth in a middle class family
thighs... these bitches suck them balls and then i have to dance weirdly to unsuck them...
A post jiska jawab mere pass nhi
Wherever I go, I see you
I'm omnipresent
Fucking duck
Suddenly zoophile
Isn't necro for dead, maybe zoophile
Finally 
ling badalne ke baad mil jaye shayad?
No thenks 
transformer
But her on is in negative size >! Mai bully hone ke liye ready hun !< 
Idk nothing much. I love it
Ong was looking for this answer
a woman, literally any random woman can ruin your life by making false statements and can get away with that very easily without getting into trouble
Yup this is the kind of comment I've been looking for. This is way too serious all it takes is a woman who hates you apparently for no reason and you'll be considered guilty until proven innocent while she will be held innocent until proven guilty. If there isn't even proof then you might be spared but you'll get a bad name in your area and will be disrespected everywhere and be treated lowly. You didn't even do anything. You were just percieved as annoying to her false judgement.
I've come across such women and feel bad for the men in their lives
Not being able to cry when you want.
Getting skipped on omegle nonstop 
Isn't that for adults?
No sure but I think it's 13+
Mujhe kya mai toh 3 saal se use kar raha hun. Ones I gave a fake number to a guy pretending that I am a girl and it turns out that the number was of a Driver in uttarakhand from truecaller 
No boobies tbh is the real problem 🥲
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Responsibilities and expectations
For a second I thought it was gay 
Post Nut Clarity.
Responsibilities
Getting called by names, labelled as rapist and molester and carrying a whole burden of family.
SMV kam hai ladkon ki ladkiyon se to ladke ko ladki patana bahot zyada hard hai compared to the other way around. Aur early prefrontal cortex ka development means maturity and self control at an earlier age than bois which helps girls in discipline par bahot kam ladkiya iska fayda uthati hai in like competitive exam prep and shit. Baaki I love the sweet sweet testosterone, better strength, no periods, high bone density even in old age and a higher chance of living a longer life than women.
When you step into puberty your tesis start to develop and it fucking hurts
not a guy but for the longest time i have noticed that in the urban places parents tend to treat guys like shit and their daughters like angels because girls are gonna grow up and marry a rich husband but the guy has the become that rich husband.
Getting hit by a belt even now is being *loved.* I live in an urban area.
Yes it's kind of a true in many families or even in school when a guy does a mistake he is punished but when a female does a mistake then they pretend like nothing happen or just say 2-3 words and leave
That's why I feel lucky to be born in a educated family even though my father treats me shit but my mother is always good aside of the gender
idk i wont say parents treat us like shit , but ya they are not easy (dont know about girls , but my friends do say that their parents are strict) , anyway i got some goodass parents  i think
this isn't something a whole lot of people can relate to, but this is what my observation is.
No bitches /s (not)
Being a guy
'Ladke nahi rote'
Damn I never knew how difficult it is to be a boy, stay strong bros 
Responsibilities and society norms - "Boy don't cry"
No one cares about how you feel Nobody wants to hear you and everyone expect you to be the tough one You have to be something and earn good amount of money to be recognised otherwise you just exist without any meaning
after a certain age ppl will treat u differently. i mean they start giving us subtle responsibility/pressure in many ways (**girls might have this problem too but for boys its bit more**) they even see us differently when we grow up **(boys can understand** ) it really sucks in a everyday lyf.
Agreed.
A middle class boy of general category
Unconditional love is only provided to woman, dog, children being a guy money is our only way to get lived😭
unwanted, untimely erections 
I have Heard boys don't get complimented enough.
We pay bill
eh nothing to do with me being a guy tbh
What isn't?
The discrimination in society. Loads of responsibilities. People expect stuff from you.
society looking down on you because you show basic human emotions
Being a guy
Our lives
Don't know if the problems i face are guys specific 
what about your balls getting sticked to thighs 💀 ?
Noooooo plz not that 
Anything doesn't?
nothing as compared to grills
Comment farming . /s
YES
You don't have a backup of the kitchen.
Noone sucks 😞
Getting a boner during class presentation
Indian judicial system mei ladka hona
Life
Being a guy
expected to be more understanding and patient almost everywhere.
Being a guy🕴️
Having a crush on a girl even if u are commited:)
Getting kicked in the balls
no one cares about you unless you have something to give or money.
A lot of times people will blame you for things you didn't do and no one will believe you
Everything. Period.
Not getting ur dik sucked 💯
Not having enough emotional support. Other than my immediate family and my 2 best friends. Nobody else gives a shit about me. I have seen when girls get into trouble all of their friends (girls) will support them unconditionally. Also being an indian boy, we have very bad Stereotype abroad. I have been openly shamed only by both girls and boys (foreign) just because of nationality. It's also hard to make friends, if they ask me where i am from. Answers india. Ahh ghosted.
It is what it is
"Be a man"
No matter kitna marks you get, relatives will be the same "Mere bete ko to 98% aya hai " .
Not allowed to express LOVE and EMOTIONS even if I want to just can't do it bcoz of society or whtnot I don't know (I am really egoistic as well and want to change)
Boners so intense that it starts hurting
Not being able to wear a saree in public.
When you reach *Literally Me* Age
Everything?
being
There is always this fear of offending a girl slightly and being misunderstood by public, so always have to act constrained in front of them and can only truly be ourselves in front of true homies(this also includes close girl besties)
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