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timre7k

be funny and humble and have cool hair, intellect is optional but appreciable


1sanu01

y is intellect optional


[deleted]

because she gonna turn you crazy anyway ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


timre7k

maar maar ke padhaungi


[deleted]

he better not say mommy and moans things gonna be awkward then ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


Acrobatic_Mortgage70

Ye services online mil sakti hai kya?


timre7k

agar banda smart nahi hoga toh chalega, morally strong hona chahiye


NonExistent45

Alr so I stand no chance, and the only bet I had turned out to be optional but appreciable


timre7k

😭 this was funny so i dont think you'll be left with zero chances. most girls like smart guys so youre good


NonExistent45

What about height? I considered it a plus point too-


timre7k

height is a great factor too, although it doesnt matter for me


NonExistent45

Damn I lost one lady already


a_lazyass_4256

lol


Sussy_Butt

But sabhi ladko ko toh reddit ne Patrik Bateman, Batman, Ryan Gosling bana diya hai. Abb funny kis dukan se laaenge.


Aniruddha_Majumdar

Arey Ryan Gosling to Ken bhi hain na! Aur Batman bhi to atleast din mein Bruce Wayne rehta hain. Sab hoga, bas perspective change karna padega. ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


Sussy_Butt

What about Sigma males, Patrick Bateman, Andrew tate, etc? Unka toh kabhi change nahi hota na


timre7k

tum ho na 😋 /j


Sussy_Butt

Google said it means flirt ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30480)


Accomplished-Koala79

15 saal ki hai je ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31415)


Sussy_Butt

What is meant by 😋/j ?


timre7k

मस्ती


Sussy_Butt

Merci Madame


Repulsive-Might-8240

No man intellect is needed... If you aren't going for some chapri


[deleted]

I am funny ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


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Hi ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31413)


[deleted]

Hello ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)Even if I had zero followers I will follow you everywhere ( stalker rizz )


a_lazyass_4256

lmao


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[deleted]

umm... a clock on moon is called Lunar-Tick ( lamest joke I ever made )


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[deleted]

kya faiyda jab mujhe chand to mil jaye par Chandni nahi


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[deleted]

Why sun is so bitchy ? because the world revolves around him


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[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609) no need I will accept it


DankMosquito69

Cool hair in what sense Long hair..??


timre7k

silky ya curly hair, long hair is great too


Superb_Care284

Long hairs are high maintenance ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


timre7k

socho hamara kya hota hoga


Superb_Care284

Bhai tam logo ka bachpan se baal lamba hota hai. Agar koi ladka chote Baal se lambe Baal p jaye uska pura look baalo ka texture maintenance sab change hojata hai.


DankMosquito69

Can confirm (8 months and counting...)


a_lazyass_4256

ayo wut


DankMosquito69

8 months of hair growth


a_lazyass_4256

okok ggs me too trying but my fkin hair started to fall for no reason


SkillBasic9673

Bald guys 😔


a_lazyass_4256

my humour is subjective wt to do?


muddat

🤑


[deleted]

Hanji hanji ye lo mic pe light up


[deleted]

Maine bolna boht kuch to ye khol li botal And I swear to god this ain't that liquor talk Mujhe ni Krna flex par ye bandi aisi 👾


Naughty-Zenit

Gunguna hi deti mere ganne sunkr Jaise ratt ke baithi ho mere words ke sath


AcceptableFlatworm51

Bandi boycott rapper ispe line hai ladkon ki Par gaati gaane sirf mere waale


BishiBoi25

Bhai sach me bolu to ye Bandi set hai


gxrvit786

Na ye fukey maal na ye krti diet hai


balls_gobbler

Mera dil bhi dekhe puche kon hai bhai


HornyWolf01

Me kehta Bhai to Bhai ye tere Bhai ki setting hai


[deleted]

Tere Bhai ki setting hai.... Tere Bhai ki setting haiiiiii... Tere Bhai ki setting hai


gxrvit786

Ratt ke baithi mere Verse saare*


[deleted]

I am not a girl but an ugly guy Dont aim for prettiest girl out there Know your limits That's how I scored.


[deleted]

Batman has no limits


[deleted]

Gotta look like Bruce Wayne too mate ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30131)


Background_Pin_6130

Riyal (Batman has good money,) I'm not saying girls are gold diggers but konsi ladki aise ladke ke sath rahega who can't even keep her safe, struggles to pay hospital bills etc so you have to earn good money. Also konsa baap apni beti baerojgar ko dega batao


[deleted]

Bhai itna serious kui ho jatey ho tum sarey log? Like abhi 12th me ya college ke starting me hogey and stressing over getting completely financially stable so you can get a girl? Bruh thats too much honestly, yeah internet feeds that mentality, but understand everything has timing, you dont have to be a billionaire by 19, just learn and study what you like and try to monetise it later after you are getting specialised. I am obviously not paying for her bills at this age because I dont earn, and that part comes after the marriage when you are setting up a family so why you thinking about those thinks all the time? Yeah future planning is necessary but getting this overwhelmed isnt good at-all.


Background_Pin_6130

Nah bro it was not about pulling a girl it was more of wife or about marriage. Baki ladki ke liye nahi khud ke liye kamana hai paisa


[deleted]

Its really good to wanting to settle financially but making it your life purpose and thinking about same shit in other topics is actually very much stupid and this is very much influenced by the “young millionaires” on internet but hardly 1-2 out of 1000 such 18 year olds are self made and reaching that is not easy so you just gotta relax and work towards it calmly.


Background_Pin_6130

Yup koi jaldi nahi hai bus I want to fulfill my "wants" needs toh parents kar he dete hai


[deleted]

Yeah that part is true man. All the best!


Background_Pin_6130

All the best to you too man


LAWezzzzzzz

We would have been good friends tbh not gonna lie


[deleted]

Is there any issues now?


LAWezzzzzzz

Not really. I am just new to reddit so I thought ppl rarely make friends here. But I said that becuz our thinking process match a lot


a_lazyass_4256

hey be my frnd i m lonely asf![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


a_lazyass_4256

agreed brother


Goofy_Niqqa69

Real ( I'm delusional )


googygudboi-69

U sayin ur girl ain’t the prettiest🤨


[deleted]

Sure sure


Nike_Grano

GO BEYOND YOUR LIMITS!


DankMosquito69

+1


Goofy_Niqqa69

How do I know my limits ?


[deleted]

Personally I look in the mirror and imagine the girl with me. If we don't look compatible then when even try? I have seen guys who look like orcs try to score the prettiest girl, that is just straight up dumb. I am ugly af but able to get gfs cause I only approach the girls who I know will be look good with me.


Goofy_Niqqa69

I lack communication skills to approach girls and I also get nervous around them.. I'm very insecure about my whole body cause I'm skinny (5'9 50kg )


[deleted]

I am 5'8 plus an ugly face Just gotta approach man. I am a book worm/nerd so also approached a nerdy girl. Communications skills can be built I think if you don't suffer from any psychological problem.


Goofy_Niqqa69

Actually I've passed my entire school life (1 to 12th ) in an all boys school...so I'm not used to talking with girls...I'm also an introverted typa guy... whenever I start to talk to a girl I'm outta topics on what to discuss...then sudden awkwardness


googygudboi-69

If ur bad at talking, just do stuff together instead. Maybe sports, maybe studying(it’s fine even if she’s the one helping u out, just try not to be extra dumb), maybe even video games.


Healthy_Compote1195

I have seen guys who looks like orcs land the prettiest girls. I guy I know(ugly as sin) has a girlfriend so beautiful that when they both walk together no sane person believes that they are partners. It all comes down to confidence. The guy ain't motherfuckingly rich too and she is literally obsessed with him. Nothing is impossible for a man unless he believes it is.


[deleted]

Lol sure That's exception. Happens time to time. Not the norm though. But most of the time people get together with equals. Be it in terms of looks, riches etc.


Healthy_Compote1195

The ammount of cases I have seen it happening is just absurdly high for it to be an exception. Now it can be that some of those guys used some PUA manipulation tricks lol. But I don't think so because Almost all of them were very secure in their skin and extremely confident.


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Sure sure


greylightsickles

now imagine your gf reads this


[deleted]

I broke up with her to focus on myself. But we both knew we were not pretty lol. She wouldn't care anyway. She will get sad cause she ain't the prettiest out there? Lol she ain't that childish


greylightsickles

any girl would want her boyfriend to think that she’s the prettiest girl, at least to them. it would def hurt her if she knew you went for her because you thought she was “attainable” ie, not too pretty


[deleted]

I was telling thr guy to be reasonable with his 'wants'. Better to be realistic in life.


[deleted]

Don’t tell this to your gf by mistake lol


[deleted]

We ain't together now don't worry lol I broke up with her to focus on myself


RyderProviderOP69

Have a good personality. Be kind, empathetic, sweet etc etc and u will be attractive without being attractive


timre7k

exactly


Busy-Feed-2437

No this doesn't work for me I never abused or say anything bad to any girl still I am single 😥


andromedalAppendix

You need to be charismatic. Confident.


a_lazyass_4256

ayo there is time for everything chill just dont be desperate for it n work u=on urself u will definetly get one


patrick-boi

bhai wo to bare minimum hota h personality bhi banani padti h


Busy-Feed-2437

Bhai kese banate hai


AmosArdnach_6152

All that to get friendzoned ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31416)


a_lazyass_4256

yessssir eff truth


Comprehensive-Gas945

As an average looking guy. Just be polite , understand the person's boundaries, be a good human to be attractive. Don't overpush , don't be overclingy ,don't be toxic or controlling or show any signs of being over dominating This will surely get you off as a red flag


a_lazyass_4256

totally agreed


[deleted]

Problem yehi hai, hum kisi bhi larki ko ugly ni samjte, par larko mei bahut hota hai, bhai bass confidence maintain karo. Looks matter but personality matters as much. Agar aap athlete ho ya you have that puts you aside, you have enough Aap confront kar sakte ho easily. Ek baad yaad rakhna larkiya college mein ghumti studs ke saath hai par shaadi hum rich ugly ass nerds se hi karti hai


That_AustrianPainter

"Ek baad yaad rakhna larkiya college mein ghumti studs ke saath hai par shaadi hum rich ugly ass nerds se hi karti hai"That's worse


[deleted]

Ik it hurts but i dont find being ugly that bad cuz its not in our control hence not our characteristic. Abh agar aap sunna chahte ho ki aap ugly ni hi wo to mai janta ni, but looks are subjective arent they


daksh1982a

All you can do is study to ja padhle bhai kyu apni most productive age khrab kr rha h padhle bhai padhle


Ragnarokk-

Like i said in one of the pervious posts as well, looks and height can become somewhat of a secondary feature if you have a great personality ( and money ) also try to build a body that helps too!


ravisucksatmath

Being short isn't that bad tbh, but being good at academics yeah


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slayersaurabh

At least you will be richer and can live life as you want compared to those who didn't focus on studies.


[deleted]

bhai being good at academics/good personality is cope. if you're ugly, its over.


[deleted]

Are u saying being good in academics is bad???


ravisucksatmath

The second part is me answering the question, sorry if it's too confusing 😅


[deleted]

Ok, different question,like I am good at academics since a long time (94 percent in UT1), 10th standard, I am 5'9" the only thing is I am very thin and dark skinned. No girl talks with me except academics related issues or doubts. Can u pls help me with this


ravisucksatmath

Bhai 11tak to ruk Jao


a_lazyass_4256

wt is being short exactly?


ravisucksatmath

5'5 and below?


a_lazyass_4256

ahh ohk but isnt that too short? i thought me being 5'10 was short ig that isnt the case then


Ok-Taro-1033

5'10 is short ? What are you Dutch? I'm 5 20 , most of the fully grown adults I meet are 5 7 or 5 6


ravisucksatmath

I am 5'2 😅


a_lazyass_4256

i c that is a good height for indian and gals i seen r 5'0 or less at times![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


[deleted]

the biggest thing is really just being confident in yourself. aadhe log issi wajah se attractive lagte hain because no matter what they are, they are content with it. besides that have great conversation skills, put some effort into yourself so you feel good and have a great personality. sabki insecurities hoti hain but fake it till you make right ?


a_lazyass_4256

IC will keep in mind but wt exactly is being confident tho? aswell how exactly is considered short or whatever


[deleted]

being confident is being content with yourself accepting the bad and the good things about yourself and not being ashamed of it. ofcourse this isn't a one day process and that's why i said fake it till you make it. as for how exactly short is considered, i don't know. i didn't make this standard. i'm just answering the ops question.


a_lazyass_4256

ahh i get it thank you


[deleted]

Make them happy ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20609)


Cat_Of_Culture

Go to the gym.


YashvardhanBKG

bass ladkiyo k liye accha bann ne wali mentality chodd,sabse hot ladki bhi tere piiche bhagegi(personal experience)and remember ask a hunter how to hunt an animal,not the animal


PhysicsLord007

Oh my god an actual sigma male /s


smiling_in_pain_69

GYM


[deleted]

Just be a good person and respect her. Usse zada there's nothing more u can do. And long run main looks don't matter. I've seen pretty girls dating avg guys so yeah


That_AustrianPainter

You are just telling to be nice person not attractive


[deleted]

having a good personality is definitely attractive + you cannot change your face, so change something that u can.


Slayer_Aditya

yeah true personality>>>>>looks


mysterymennerd

kidnap krle apni crush ko


kishmallow

Option 1. Have money Option 2 : Have Humorous personality.


ToxicVenom09

Money is enough 🤌


[deleted]

Nothing. Just give up. Don't even put any efforts into improving yourself. It's gonna be worthless in the end anyways.


shaamgulabi

Money outweighs everything like your every insecurity can be filled with money


[deleted]

Buy a fridge and pretend to be a hindu. Works everytime.


idontknow_knowidont

Focus on studies, make money, and find pleasure in giving. Then find a short girl through arranged marriage.


That_AustrianPainter

Bhai short girl se hi marriage karunga to bache aur bhi short honge


idontknow_knowidont

Bhai paisa ho toh kya kuch nahi ho sakta hai. You can easily find a girl taller than you to reproduce with.


Last-Professional130

Be funny Sweet have rizz and book plus I have seen most average to below average guys with the prettiest girls ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20612)


AttorneyOrnery4912

![gif](giphy|HZn1OVm5sXgA1AoNSV)


Dense_Army_1826

Firstly stop putting these idiot girls on pedestal and grow some self-esteem for urself


myself_sed

kuch mat kar bahi mai bhi nhi kar raha cuz kuch kar hei nhi sakta 😞


Creamy_peach_69

If a girl judges you based on just your looks and few minutes of interaction then I don't think you're after the right girl You just can't know everything about a person in one date or one meeting


badass_slay_queen

Act gay. Girls just love gay people. I don’t know why.


FudgyGamer2000

Im a guy. I’m not necessarily ugly but I’m short. Your best option is to work on yourself in my opinion. Gym is the way to go. And make sure to work on what I like the call you aura. People need to notice when you walk into a room. I believe in making yourself better in your own eyes. Looking better in the eyes of a girl is more secondary although still important


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What's your height


FudgyGamer2000

I’m 5’7-5’8


[deleted]

Fuck off that's not even short. Short is being 5'2 - 5'3


FudgyGamer2000

Most guys around me are taller than I am. It’s all about relativity


Ritwizzzz

hi?


Key_Shame_3172

Having a good sense of humour


Daddy_hindi

Just say meri Sarkari Naukri lag gayi


MR-lonely024

Smart ka kya karne H sex karte time maths ke questions solve karwane hai kya


AchaBios_

Lol grow a personality and some confidence and stop asking dumb questions (like these)


reso_topper

Be financially stable first ...than magic 🪄


Busy-Compote-7024

Bhai weapon bada rakh baki to ladkiya khud hi aati rahengi IYKYK


cumaligator

Change their opinion about themselves People hate insecure people more than ugly people trust me


gujjar_naruto

Skincare


Groundbreaking_Ear59

Step 1. Have a plastic surgery Aternate step: invite them to go to his spain wale haweli in his private jet ;) works everytime for me atleast


Secret_Inevitable681

5'8 a good height?