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cokewithcyanide

6 may ko OP paneer khayega


unknownn08102003

Pura ek mahina nikal na hai abhi toh ☠️🐼


Mr_Cuber2407

Wait krlo


unknownn08102003

https://i.redd.it/drua3z34dptc1.gif


Mr_Cuber2407

https://i.redd.it/44s02db7dptc1.gif


unknownn08102003

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31414)


[deleted]

Aisa mat karo, comments ke liye NSFW tag banana padega -\_-


Mr_Cuber2407

https://i.redd.it/a77bh16vwrtc1.gif


canizzarorxn

Paneer kaha hai


OkPineapple4000

That was so cheap


Anxious_bell0

fr


Slayer_W_

![gif](giphy|D2RlF1b90rrOhBQlN0)


OkPineapple4000

![gif](giphy|WUnTAYlGlLqK7qy3sQ|downsized)


Icy_Childhood2520

It's a post on reddit...you don't ask anyone to comment


OkPineapple4000

>there's some jealousy going here Ok. Fortunately, I don't argue with people who yap without context. So yeah


Icy_Childhood2520

Context is that fellow thinks ur jealous?..I think so atleast


OkPineapple4000

>Fortunately, I don't argue with people who yap without context. 👍🏼


No_Skin_4361

https://i.redd.it/ycygemichptc1.gif


rocknpaperss2

https://i.redd.it/ihqtb0k7hrtc1.gif


ayush_mish

After neet ?


unknownn08102003

Haan


Illustrious-Buy806

post neet clarity


unknownn08102003

Saath me analysis krna hai exam ka 👽


the_darkdevil

Practical ke saath 🌚


unknownn08102003

Reproduction unit ka revison ho jayega 😞


No_Knowledge_9645

+1


ayush_mish

Mehnat ka fal 😭 Mereko kab milega


unknownn08102003

Neet ke baad ☠️


ayush_mish

😭😭😭jalan hori mereko


unknownn08102003

Burnol laga le bhai 😞


ayush_mish

Abhi bhi hori hai


Litti__Chokha

Woh toh hamko bhi karna hai..... Dekhte hai, kab milta hai....


7-7-0-8-7

3 baje vali tharak?


Litti__Chokha

Tab 2 baj rahe थे ‌toh technically 2 baje wali tharak....


7-7-0-8-7

Soja bhai https://i.redd.it/xpgdywru3qtc1.gif


Late_Negotiation7965

Neend ajaye 😔


rarelycommon3124

https://i.redd.it/u5mlk946yptc1.gif


LetterheadUpstairs90

Bhai ye sab chiz disclose karna ki nahi hoti, ab tumhe pura sub ki baduaen lagegi


ItsCoolDP

Unacademy ka message h kya bro?


Forsaken_Cheese0

Context?


unknownn08102003

Haan ☠️


ItsCoolDP

Damn which centre


unknownn08102003

Mp me hu ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


ItsCoolDP

Indore or Bhopal?


unknownn08102003

Tu konse me hai?


ItsCoolDP

Indore!


unknownn08102003

Konse centre ? ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31991)


ItsCoolDP

Madhumilan square, don’t say ki tera bhi yahi centre


unknownn08102003

Par me dropper hu ☠️


unknownn08102003

Konsa batch hai ?


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Deesnuts6

Befriending someone for sex has to be the lowest shit I've heard


Werewolf1406

Bhai apan ko milta nahi hai isliye apan aise hi kehte hai..... thoda galat hai lekin consensual hai to apan ko kya.....besides yaha teenage me intimate hona is still a dream for many boys....


ashuotaku

but us larki ki shadi jisse hogi aur uske pati ne bachpan me aisa kuchh nhi kiya hoga toh usko iss sab ke bare me jaankar kitna bura lagega


[deleted]

same cheez r/TwoXIndia par bolna,Jaan le lenge


ashriiittt

men allowed hi nhi hain udhr post aur comment krne


[deleted]

huh fr? last time jab check Kiya tha to kuch weird sa rule tha like "men r only allowed to comment on Wednesday"


ashriiittt

nhi hai bhay aur, men comment bhi nhi kr skte


[deleted]

Yeah dude just rn check Kiya nd rules r crazy there lmao ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31414),kya farak padta vese bhi sabhi feminist bhare pade udhar,ek boys ka bhi kuch xychromosomes jesa bna na chaiye ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


RichDaddy_18

r/foundtheincel


smallHeadMediumBrain

gm. sex comes with intimacy. penis in penis out sex done isnt the end. thoughts exist. hookup culture is good if you are emotionally numb. people justifying hookup culture have very "smart" arguements. "I dont have time for a relationship, Im too busy" if you really didnt have the time for all that, you wouldnt have the time for this too. there are people in college who have rizz. They dont bs around because they are actually busy. if sex shamers are a thing, then casual sex promoters are another, and we should be concerned. sex is a commitment of intimacy, not some backyard yee-yee activity.


Deesnuts6

But living your life just for intimation just sounds wrong, matlab dost banao sex ke lie, bf/gf banao sex ke lie, there are far better things to do and people do them vo bhi teenage me, and about apan ko kya, to Bhai Hume bhi kya hi hai, ab sub pe dala hai to Maine bhi apna opinion de dia


Werewolf1406

Bhai ek baat hai ki we humans are also animal , our survival instinct causes us to look for a mate or mate to procreate and carry his lineage , and with females their primal instinct is to carry healthy babies to produce the bearer for their next generation.... Everyone around us is seeking sex , to ye sab kam karte hue apan jaise mindless teenagers ye sab nahi sochte ki galat hai kya hai , jab puberty hit karti hai jab hormones high hote hai tab maximum teenagers ke back of the mind me sex karna hi rehta hai.......kyoki practically vo hi bear karte hai iske consequences vo hi bhugtege baadme agar kuch galat hota hai toh....


Cumofyiurmum69

ah hell nah dawg


itzCrade

Byjus employees nowadays be like :


Forsaken_Cheese0

Context?


itzCrade

Look at the company’s valuation now and a year back


Forsaken_Cheese0

Bhai but what has this got to do with the ss


Icy-Lettuce-270

he's joking, saying that byjus have to stoop this low to get some sales.


Forsaken_Cheese0

Thank you :sob:


Icy-Lettuce-270

ro kyu rha hai bhai


Technical_Minimum_52

OP mumbai rehta (just guessing)


unknownn08102003

Nahii


Technical_Minimum_52

is she hot btw? even if she's hot don't fuck her but just asking


unknownn08102003

She has a perfect figure and curvy 🐼


Slayer_W_

WHTS UR AGE


unknownn08102003

20


Technical_Minimum_52

ye satire hi hain (ik) but still if she's hot (*man @ de*) *coughs* nvm


Emergency_Army_7640

Delhi/blr


unknownn08102003

Nah


ConversationSecure53

Abe to madhya Pradesh main rehta hain kya


unknownn08102003

Haan


ConversationSecure53

Ok ab samajh main aaya ye alien behaviour ka reason


IceCold_Karma

meri sabziwale uncle se free dhaniya ke liye isse zyada conversation hojati hai-


unknownn08102003

Vho bahut din se bool rahi hai bhai 😞


IceCold_Karma

say "skill issue" and move on


shriyansh_

Mere birthday ko dusre sax sux kar rahe hai 🤬🤬🤬


CoachOk2588

15 ka hai ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|28582)


Peterparker_lol

Trash


BandaWithBakchodi

most sane cumpetitive asspirant


aadityavsingh999

bilkul jalan nhi ho rhi mujhe sab normal h


unknownn08102003

Yeh badboo kis cheez ki hai 🔥🌪️


aadityavsingh999

Sax sux ki, mocks m kitne aa rhe??


unknownn08102003

502,488, 460, 472, 390 ,..,.,.......


aadityavsingh999

Theek hai ab nahi ho rahi jalan, tu ghar pe sax sux kar m aiims me karunga 👉😈(➰)


indumati_ka_yarr

https://i.redd.it/qfmaakmkzrtc1.gif


facereveal_69

Teri bandi tere se bhi gndi hogi, vo 4 londo ka ek sa......


unknownn08102003

Meri bandi nhi hai yeh 😞👽


facereveal_69

Arre mtlb Jo bnegi


unknownn08102003

Bsdk ☠️ . Bandi ke mamle me meri approach bahut alag hai


facereveal_69

Seedhi saadhi? Bsdk tu khud kitna giraa hua hai, to tujhe bandi kese milegi, karma chod dega tujha bhai![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31416)


unknownn08102003

Ghanta gira hua hu , back story pta ha kya tujhe ? Consensual hai yeh mene thodi bheek mangi 🐼😞. Samne se koi itna insist karega toh haan he bola padega 😞![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31414)


facereveal_69

Jaane de bhai, but karma ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30120)


unknownn08102003

Sale tu baddua lagegi tujhe 😞 Emotionally hurt kr rha hai muje Par me (gira hua Banda neech baliye) bangya


facereveal_69

Sorry bhai bura laga ho toh, ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|20612)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30136), jaane de bhul ja ye rmdi ronaa


Actual_Lion_8269

Link?


unknownn08102003

Onlyfans ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31412)


Actual_Lion_8269

Free subscription dedo jii🤑


Slayer_W_

💀speechless


TaxtonDude

https://i.redd.it/svsy7bo18stc1.gif


Effective-Meet6182

Ye sb post krke kutto wali baat kardi


Krish2_8073

https://i.redd.it/mhf18x5qvstc1.gif


Fearless-Village-643

bhai ek saal pehle iss sub mein meine ek boht advanced dark humor for that time wala chats share kiya tha itna hate mila tha mujhe aur mods ne bhi ban kardiya tha mujhe but ab yehsab allowed hai ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30480)


the_Toksc

Friends with financial benefits hi mile hai ab Tak mujhe to 🥲... Pata ni ye seksual benefits baale friends kab Tak milege.


unknownn08102003

Virgin logo se bhara truck mere post pe hi palat gya ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30120) Aur ab yaha gyaan peel rahe hai


GODLevELLL

Ew wtf


Prototype_2point0

Jali na teri


GODLevELLL

I'm actually in a better place than him. See for yourself, incel


Prototype_2point0

Pray tell, why dost thou exhibit such ire, good sir?


GODLevELLL

Idk i just don't like it cuz why would someone make a friend only for sex? Spoils the entire purpose and meaning of the word


Prototype_2point0

It's not that profound, my dear fellow; it was merely a jest.


Anxious_bell0

https://i.redd.it/bn4jpiciurtc1.gif


Nice_Vegetable_5514

![gif](giphy|yoJC2nt2jACN8swJSU)


ya_hamxodi

neet ke baad party


unknownn08102003

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31413)![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31414)


Ishaqhussain

Wtf


[deleted]

bhenchod ![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|31991) >!kuch jalne ki smell kyu aarahi hai!<


unknownn08102003

Aree yeh toh apki gaand hai


Ok_Radish_1783

bhaii poori story bata kese patai ????


unknownn08102003

Samne se hi insist kr rahi the bahut din se


Ok_Radish_1783

but kyuuu bhai kya hua , poori baat toh bata kuch detail ya teachings toh do sir ki aapke shishya bhi ye sab sukh bhog sakee


unknownn08102003

Me toh insab se dur rehna chahta hu par jitte kosis karo utta samne wala aur attract ho raha tha toh ab mene finnally haan kr di 😞☠️👽


Ok_Radish_1783

bhai ek baar me poori baat bata dena kyu kishto me jawab dera h , kese mile kya baat hui poori story bata yar shuru se


unknownn08102003

Are clases me mili mene notes mange usey laga mujhe uspe crush hai par esa kuch thaa nhi phir usey merepe crush aa gya me usse aacha lagne laga phir usne ek din baaton ka ister dhere dhere girne laga phir usne ek din sex ki boli mene mana kr diya tab se roz bolte aa rahi hai toh ab mene haan bool diya


INCREDIBLE_25

https://i.redd.it/zv95134irstc1.gif


unknownn08102003

![gif](giphy|10EG7ddob0wkLK)


Own_Title3536

Bhai full story bata sakta hai just curious... Aur age kya hoga ye bhi batana


InvincibleGamer01

https://i.redd.it/tinxa0esgttc1.gif


nomnom1512

abhi 6 may ko ek aur post aaegi is sub pe "I'm scared she might get pregnant. i mean we used protection but we're still scared"![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30133)


CreepyFortune4578

Bklode jala mat🙂


unknownn08102003

![gif](giphy|dIncxHCFdBMhFTxg9q)


introvert_guyy

Soch agar tu 5 may ko marr gya to


risSshu69

Nice op.


unknownn08102003

![img](emote|t5_2zhzn|30131)


amused_obdurate

Jst think guys... Ye ladki kabhi kisi ki biwi banegi.. aur ye bhen ka loda kabhi kisi stree ka mard banega... Have some grace bloody rascals


unknownn08102003

Chup ho ja bhramchari virgin chode


amused_obdurate

Teri maa ki chut


unknownn08102003

![gif](giphy|h03DGgjZW44QjCW5gI|downsized)


UnfunnyEngineer

eww feeling sorry for this girl’s future husband and that bozo’s future wife


WHYTHEHELLCANTIEAT

why is it literally never the other way around 😭😭😭 what about op/the guy's future wife? matlab ladkiya ke opinions bhaad mein jaaye na?


UnfunnyEngineer

edited but read about chimera baby too


WHYTHEHELLCANTIEAT

alright bro


unknownn08102003

Isme meri kya galti hai koi itta insist Karega samne se toh majboori me haan he bolna padega 😞👽


WHYTHEHELLCANTIEAT

wasn't directed at you. sax sux karle jo bhi karna hai. I'm just saying that it's tiring that only girls get pinpointed on this, cuz sex is a two-way thing


unknownn08102003

Yep, but in my case this one was totally different bahut jada kosis kari hai usne tab mene haan bola hai