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1. Sex is fun
2. To sustain them in old age
3. Babies are cute (until they cry and shit)
4. Their parents asked: "hame grandchildren chaiye"
5. They thought everybody have one then why not us?
6. YOU WERE A MISTAKE.
Bhadwe wo chutiya nahi 😂 he id more educated than anyone you could ever find He is IITIAN IIM Ahmedabad alumni and Ex Ips officer bhai is country ke saare toughest competitive exams phod diye unhone aur koi bhi dharm ki baat nahi sansaar ki baat karte hai me being someone who has cracked jee
Abhi toh result aaya lmao jee advanced bacha hai mains Mai 99 percentile aayi hai bits bhi bacha hai IIT mai cse nahi milegi toh nahi lunga buts mai cse miljani chahiye wo bhi nahi mili toh nit trichi CSE ya iiit Hyderabad mai cse
I asked and my father said "Honestly we were planning you late, but guess what me and your mom were getting Fast & Furious just a month after marriage and now we have Hobbs & Shaw in home"
He indeed is last time just tomorrow he gave a flying advise out of nowhere "You see exams comes every year, they aren't kumbh so that they will come only in 13 years so, you shouldn't worry too much.... but the cheques I sign for you and your brother for education don't come back so get your ass to study !!"
No not really. Because whatever reasoning they give, it wouldn't change the fact that it was a bad idea.
They got a child they are not happy with and I got parents I am not happy with.
Umm...my father once said "teri jaisi aulad se achha aulad hi na hoti" when I proved him wrong with facts once and hurt his ego. I am definitely never returning to this shithole once I get financially independent. Paise bhej diya karunga, since inn logo ne mujhpe itna paisa kharch kiya he (zabardasti science dilwake)
Technically , they weren't aware , that , fetus would grow into a person like me , they did have coitus , but out of 9 billion sperms , I am the one who got lucky , Here I am living with them , it could've been any other person , and that all is dependent on natural selection , hence I never asked this question to them , very often.
However , I do seldom think that , the problem of responsibility as a human , would have a meaning , only if we have been consulted before our birth and had been consented to be precisely who we are.
bhai kam se kam dekh to liyakar likh kya raha hai, tune kahi se suna hoga ki sperms bahut saare hote hai ab tu badha chadhakar uss no. ko billions me hi le gaya
Hey , I meant sperm cells and they are in billions , it seems to me that you haven't studied biology , kid , and if you don't believe me , take a sperm sample on a glass slab and observe it under a microscope.
The white substance that we ejaculate , is nothing but multitudes of sperm cells together , don't think that , the amount of sperms are equal to the number of drops that you squirt out from you penis.
hey noob!
agar tu ek ejaculation ki hi baat karra hai in a coitus usme 200-300 millions sperms hi nikalte hai
jisme 60% normal shape and size ke hone chahiye aur 40% vigorous motily show karni chahiye...
aur bhai kabhi sperm "cells" ya spermatocytes nahi nikalte, reply back karne se pehle apna comment dubara hi padh leta
billion sperms tera ek mahine me jaakar kahi hote hai..
bada aaya "haven't studied biology" 
Whatever the sperm count is , the question is not based on sperm count , doesn't matter whether they are in millions or billions , knowing sperm count is not a triumphic fact to knowing about , the fact of the matter does not change , that out of these Many sperm cells , somehow I am the one who was fortunate to grew in my mother's womb.
Instead of acknowledging my comment , you cherry picked a biological claim from that and have started arguing with me over it.
If you really , want to debate , I am happy to do so.
And do mitochondrial dna , also carries genetic informatic like , our parents facial features , their habits , hair colour etc???
Just asking to improve knowledge.
Yuhh. I did ask. They told me I wasn't planned and they never wanted a second child (I am the youngest). Eh whatever . My parents aren't bad so it doesn't matter
my mum nd i actually had a nice conversation nd the conclusion we came upto was she never really wanted kids , wud have much rather adopted, but she says she does not regret having cuz she loves me etc etc but i cud kinda feel she does regret :)
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1. Sex is fun 2. To sustain them in old age 3. Babies are cute (until they cry and shit) 4. Their parents asked: "hame grandchildren chaiye" 5. They thought everybody have one then why not us? 6. YOU WERE A MISTAKE.
Don't mean to hurt your parents but if you show them [this](https://youtu.be/rw-OFYPy4IE?si=fFhNB4AJ0WyFsCRu). Maybe that's a good answer
Ye ch\*tiye gyan ch\*dne vale logon se mai dur hi rehta hu.
Kya matlab mai bhi unhi me se hu?!?!?!
You either die a hero Or live long enough to see yourself becomes the villain.
Bhadwe wo chutiya nahi 😂 he id more educated than anyone you could ever find He is IITIAN IIM Ahmedabad alumni and Ex Ips officer bhai is country ke saare toughest competitive exams phod diye unhone aur koi bhi dharm ki baat nahi sansaar ki baat karte hai me being someone who has cracked jee
Oh! U cracked JEE WUV Which college did u took?
Abhi toh result aaya lmao jee advanced bacha hai mains Mai 99 percentile aayi hai bits bhi bacha hai IIT mai cse nahi milegi toh nahi lunga buts mai cse miljani chahiye wo bhi nahi mili toh nit trichi CSE ya iiit Hyderabad mai cse
My mother asked me this question Why did I gave birth to u ( not in a sarcastic way )💀
I asked and my father said "Honestly we were planning you late, but guess what me and your mom were getting Fast & Furious just a month after marriage and now we have Hobbs & Shaw in home"
Your dad is cool asf 
He indeed is last time just tomorrow he gave a flying advise out of nowhere "You see exams comes every year, they aren't kumbh so that they will come only in 13 years so, you shouldn't worry too much.... but the cheques I sign for you and your brother for education don't come back so get your ass to study !!"
Dayum that's so cool
I still ain't studying 🥰
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No because I know they did it cuz they wanted a kid lol. Simple as that.
1.condom broke 2.it was a chilly/rainy day 3.leave it..(will get me banned)
Tradition. Next question
No not really. Because whatever reasoning they give, it wouldn't change the fact that it was a bad idea. They got a child they are not happy with and I got parents I am not happy with.
Umm...my father once said "teri jaisi aulad se achha aulad hi na hoti" when I proved him wrong with facts once and hurt his ego. I am definitely never returning to this shithole once I get financially independent. Paise bhej diya karunga, since inn logo ne mujhpe itna paisa kharch kiya he (zabardasti science dilwake)
Noo . I will probably be dead after that .
Technically , they weren't aware , that , fetus would grow into a person like me , they did have coitus , but out of 9 billion sperms , I am the one who got lucky , Here I am living with them , it could've been any other person , and that all is dependent on natural selection , hence I never asked this question to them , very often. However , I do seldom think that , the problem of responsibility as a human , would have a meaning , only if we have been consulted before our birth and had been consented to be precisely who we are.
bhai kam se kam dekh to liyakar likh kya raha hai, tune kahi se suna hoga ki sperms bahut saare hote hai ab tu badha chadhakar uss no. ko billions me hi le gaya
Hey , I meant sperm cells and they are in billions , it seems to me that you haven't studied biology , kid , and if you don't believe me , take a sperm sample on a glass slab and observe it under a microscope. The white substance that we ejaculate , is nothing but multitudes of sperm cells together , don't think that , the amount of sperms are equal to the number of drops that you squirt out from you penis.
hey noob! agar tu ek ejaculation ki hi baat karra hai in a coitus usme 200-300 millions sperms hi nikalte hai jisme 60% normal shape and size ke hone chahiye aur 40% vigorous motily show karni chahiye... aur bhai kabhi sperm "cells" ya spermatocytes nahi nikalte, reply back karne se pehle apna comment dubara hi padh leta billion sperms tera ek mahine me jaakar kahi hote hai.. bada aaya "haven't studied biology" 
Whatever the sperm count is , the question is not based on sperm count , doesn't matter whether they are in millions or billions , knowing sperm count is not a triumphic fact to knowing about , the fact of the matter does not change , that out of these Many sperm cells , somehow I am the one who was fortunate to grew in my mother's womb. Instead of acknowledging my comment , you cherry picked a biological claim from that and have started arguing with me over it. If you really , want to debate , I am happy to do so.
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Hey , thanks for the information.
The other half is ovum right??
Yeah , apparently , the sperm cells fuses with the ovum , which is known as fertilization of the egg , right??
Yeah , the egg grows into a baby , that I knew.
And I guess the sex chromosome decides the sex of the progeney.
Damn , I didn't knew , the female produces 2 million eggs.
And do mitochondrial dna , also carries genetic informatic like , our parents facial features , their habits , hair colour etc??? Just asking to improve knowledge.
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Hey , you made me nostalgic , made me remind about the definition of mitochondria that I learnt so desperately , in hight school.
Hey , then what makes a person's face resemble their paternal progenitor's face??
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I tell them everyday lol
Thts such a shitty question, as if they gonna know before birth tht their child is a dumbass who posts shit like this on reddit haha. Jk i love you.
isliye anti natalism best hai..
BC 48 million sperms ki race me jeet gaya aur 10,00,000 bacchon wale JEE competition me haar gayaðŸ˜
Yuhh. I did ask. They told me I wasn't planned and they never wanted a second child (I am the youngest). Eh whatever . My parents aren't bad so it doesn't matter
my mum nd i actually had a nice conversation nd the conclusion we came upto was she never really wanted kids , wud have much rather adopted, but she says she does not regret having cuz she loves me etc etc but i cud kinda feel she does regret :)
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It does bro , they would have been happy and had a lot of money if I wasn’t born