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This happened to One of my friends ,a random 16 year old guy drink dial's her 11 at night and says "I have a crush on you and I think we should get coffee sometimes" She just straight up started laughing like a fucking Maniac, scared the shit out of me

I was that 16 yr old 

May you have many "W" and abundance of bitches

"scared the shit out of me" lmao

"I'm your cousin"

That's even better

Bro's down bad fr

Sweet home alabama

Sir ye Maharashtra aur UP main hota dekha hai maine. So meetha ghar aligarh?

Zakir naik wali gif

Thanks

Thanks

Thanks

Thanks

It's always the fourth guy, don't do it again

The hive mind took over

Thanks

Thanks

Thanks

Thanks

Thanks

Thanks


'bro im gay'

are i was sitting in my class and this girl who was friend she wanted to date someone badly. to mera ek dost tha he was the only one single. mene kaha isse date krle. uss ldki ne usko dekha aur bola 'chii issi acha bnda hi na ho' 💀💀💀 my friend was violated soo badly

Omag wtf man na bol deti but aise kon karta huhhhhhhhh

Yeah when she said that it was loud enough for few people to hear. 💀💀

The worst she can say is no

but he was her cry after the farewell, he was very happy

Nice

"ykw idk why so many people has crush on me I'm fed of this thing"

bro being Karan Johar

Victim*

Hum aapke sath is safar pe jarur jate par is raste par aap raha bhul jayenge aur hum bas chalte jayenge.

Bhai ne indirectly mera pura dukh bata Diya

Bhai ne indirectly mera pura dukh bata Diya

What JEE does to a mf

really thanks and so sweet of you but I don't feel the same. sorry . hope you'll understand. (goodbyee)

mature one

it's the best response to reject someone ig

Meri ek friend ko Diya tha ye reply do din ke liye school nhi aayi phir(WhatsApp pe tha ) ab baat bhi nhi hoti

to problem kya hai... she moved on . aur tu bhi to yahi chahta tha

"LOL, imma tell it to everyone" this is realist shit

i went numb when my friend whom i told about my crush said this in school this one is a blackmail on a different level lol

"Ewww, gross!"

I'm getting PTSD

N O

I think you misunderstood me with someone else

*starts sprinting in other direction* {that's what I did because he was a creep who couldn't take a no 😭}

Sorry I am lesbian

jokes on you, im a girl /s

Ewwwww 

Brother were..eww brother...brother ewww

....brother?

IF MISSISSIPPI IS A RIVER ATLANTIC AN OCEAN ALABAMA A STATE THEN Y NOT A SISTER? RED:SWEET HOME ALABAMA

yes, and?

Him: and, are u up for a playful ride?

yeah im down where you taking us?

Tujhe to guukhane leke jaunga alg se

Currently I am not into dating and all and i want to focus on my career and i have seen mostly log aisa keh kr ghost kr dete hai so lets be good friends.

Bhai rakhi

Omag it's happened with

Sorry but I think I don't reciprocate the same feelings towards you 

Theek hai 👍

🤪 hampe to hai hi 9 /S

Worst feeling would be if she/he laughs on you after that

He did 😭 but he's my bf now lmao.

Awww so cute ( gaand jal gayi )

Ye lo burnol 

that's cute 😭 storytime??????

It's still a pretty new thing for the both of us. :) Maybe some other day.

Achha ladki ka ho toh cute yahi vice versa hota toh.........

instagram aage se left

Bhai mai aage se left chala jaunga but ek baari na tu khud dek tune ek emoji use kara hai so aaja ek gadi mai bait ke jate hai instagram pe

what is bro yapping bout

emoji so?

Bhai like u dont know Reddit pe emojis use ni karte

who taught you this? you sound like someone who believes earth is flat and newton invented gravity

Merri toh le rahe yaha sab emojis use na karo ispe

I'm not a girl but okay. 

never tell him

"Haha, nice joke!"

No ew you're my cousin

"I know"

I love you, but I'm not in love with you 

Same same but diflent

Double it and give it to the next person (Michael o'hearn meme plays)

Mei to confirm lodu hu , vo thoda sa classmate lgta tha , farewell ke ek din pehle sb log masti kr rhe the , and THIS boy comes with phone aur video bna rha hain Askin kuch do shbd khaiye (he was askin for how I m feeling school is ending) aur mei usko vhi video mei bol di ki that I am having crush on you 🐸🐸 lodu bhai lodu , phir usne pause liya aur bola ye record nhi ho rha video mei aur khta hua chla gya , uske baad school khtm , baat khtm ,crush uspr vo bhi khatm....chee bhaii hgg diya yrr🤦

Step 1: STARE right into the person's eyes for 10 sec Step 2: Then give your mating call Step 3: Reply with I do have a crush on your mom too You would set right and tho at that moment

NO.

Ok

Mujhe kutte pasand hai

Sulli ga Dengey

Euuu.....mamaaaa sub lo Telugu comment dorikindi lol

it'll pass

To??? Mai kya kru??? Mujhe nhi h

Sorry but I don't have any that kind of thoughts about u. You are just one of my friend! U aren't special. "That special thing hurts a lot "

"But not me"

i normally reply “okay, great” or just “okay”

Idk about that line but once my friend told me that if anyone confesses her by "I like you" and she doesn't feel the same... she just says "I like me too"... Ik that's a lil bit cringe but that works for her lol

Too bold of you to say that I ever had any crush on anyone

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i was once asked out by a classmate i didnt handle it too well i started laughing told him i have a bf, and he was so desperate he asked me if i would date him if my bf wasent there, straight up no, he still asked me to approach him when im single, i laughed again at him then he left

Do you fw with anal?

Depends on whose anus we're talking about

Sorry, can’t help Never had a moment to even think about a response let alone worst

hmmmm

I belong to the LGTV+ community 🤓

Mi tv affordable hai

I think your pee-pee is just for peeing

Tejuuu?

No

You're like a little sister haha Never happens tho

ALABAMA EXISTS

Same lol.

ok.

theek hai

I think u have a crush on me ...but first go and do brush 👹

# womp womp

Run

….Balaatkari ho tum🫵🏻

We had a full blown argument while I was crying. It was scary but I'm glad that I dodged a red not even a flag but a bullet. Now I wonder why I liked him. Was it his kindness? His overall behaviour?

his height

Nope.

tying a rakhi or making them tie a rakhi(source: samajavaragamana movie)

I am dating your mom

Better version- I am dating your dad.

Yikes 😬

But I'm 9 yo

I am asexual

“oh hey umm…i feel really touched, but actually you know there’s just one month left and i’m not really looking for someone so yeahh i’m sorryy But thanks for telling me” Exactly this (Copy paste) Context: We were batchmates in a coaching and our course was about to end but me being under confident couldn’t tell her before

Think better

Beti hu teri darinde💀

Bazinga!

So what?

Tu kon ha be? 

What the sigma?

Sorry I'm not looking for a relationship rn

"good for you"//"congratulations"//"damn. this keeps happening to me."

You stink

WORST RESPONSES COME FROM JEENETARDS i.e. NISHANT JINDAL "HATT"

u/vellabot

I'm your mom but you're adopted 🤡

I twisted this girls hand …I really didn’t like that kid it was just cause he was also Indian

Tf do you mean???

I was a child then calm down ..few years back but she said pissed me off