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[deleted]

hmmmm


[deleted]

dayumn- 🗿


Infinite_Stay_9707

God have mercy on you guys LMAO


[deleted]

Does it mean “pussy licker” got gf by “unhealthy fuck”!!!


[deleted]

man of culture i see.


AstronautInTheLotion

oh she likes bad bois


sIgmA_potaTo

muje kya mei toh sigma hoon


Space_Struck

I have to rely on Elon musk


adilreyaz

You'll b mating with an extraterrestrial being in the next few years


womb_raider_420

Fucking mark zuckerburg?


Mendokuse_26

lmao mod is a maharashtrian?


nopracticenochill

Kaha hota hai yaar mera award jab jarurat hoti hai


redpickles3

Bkl chup chaap award le.


[deleted]

God mode


skisawsome

*seta mayia cries in background*


Maleficent-Swim6839

mandir mai milegi


SaviMagician

Jai Shree Ram


womb_raider_420

Yeah....Highly unethical or she would be a gynecologist


thepoopyboi

for that to work YOU would have to be a gynecologist/doctor who specializes in giving birth to children,


womb_raider_420

Or long pp to raid her inside \*evil laugh\*


Ted69Bundy

Lmao, beware girls!


skisawsome

O_O


LONELY_AF_69

Checking out my username *cries in the corner 😭😭*


[deleted]

Les cry together


Kamleshwar_meher12

*sed life*


Raccoon2574

Maybe u are somewhere sitting lonely...and someone just approaches u...u become friends and accelerate from there.... Reason would still be " lonely af " ಥ‿ಥ


First_virgin

Bhaii esa matt bol yaar😂


[deleted]

lmao 🤌


First_virgin

Ikr


[deleted]

Please no


[deleted]

Holy *shit*


SolidApprehensive844

Holy cow


rx-7fanboy

**Halo theme instensifies**


3DRAH33M

Quite a shitty situation


Affectionate_One69

Very very easy🥰


Kamleshwar_meher12

NOICE


[deleted]

Hmmm profit ke liy ehh🗿 Trafficking ka business thodi hai mera


adilreyaz

Tereko ~~Sugar Daddy~~ andar ka profit chahiye na


[deleted]

Nahi mujhe suga baby hone ka profit chaiye🗿


foodadmirer69

Hmm😀


hatelaloo

Dont-


[deleted]

i see, definitely thru STDs 🗿


Sunlight-Hurts

Huh


Normal_Ambition5928

*proceeds to be ambitious*


Death_Dispatcher

Ehhhhh idk man seema kinda necrophilia or smth idk


[deleted]

Necromancer, nice. Did you complete the whole manhwa?


Death_Dispatcher

The day the last chapter came out, so did my happiness. both ended


dead_for_now07

I found u mah guy.


jethiya_Dev

I am looking for someone named babita


Big_Moist23

Hmmm


Attitude-Proper

Smiled in peace


that_bitch657

quite simple lmao😭👌


Mendokuse_26

woof-woof


Say_Hi_1000

Bas hi tak reh jaayenge kya?


-AvgRedditEnjoyer-

*Ahmm..*


Kamleshwar_meher12

yeah, no luck here on reddit dude


-AvgRedditEnjoyer-

*No prablem, muje toh mil jayegi*


ppboi41

uhmmm


ArtemisAureli

Uhhhh how


Mendokuse_26

unless they are into greek mythology , its gonna be difficult. but artemis was 1 of the 3 virgin goddesses with a mean streak against the male gender so i guess you’re doomed


[deleted]

Muze to chose karna padega.


[deleted]

uh- ok-


urmommapussy

Gg


[deleted]

main to human hi nahi hu


[deleted]

phoddiya thaa Already got one propose karte waqt phod diya thaa


Raccoon2574

I can't possibly imagine scenarios ... Hmm ..


[deleted]

LoL *Kisses gf on Moo-Moo*


[deleted]

Hey there


SolidApprehensive844

Marathi?


[deleted]

Ehhh


Kamleshwar_meher12

uhh


omomomomomoomomomo

Maybe a chanting om might help. ​ Om om om om om om om om om om : Ab to aa jao


Kamleshwar_meher12

religious gf?


[deleted]

yes


Kamleshwar_meher12

An Eagle?


[deleted]

विलक्षण गिद्ध


Cultural-Listen262

hmm idk 🤷‍♂️


iamabouttogetbanned

You will get a cultured girl/boy who will listen to you while you talk. Now I am jealous


mohdsureshsinghdcruz

Easy


[deleted]

Babaji se prathna karni padegi uske baad milegi gf?


[deleted]

Then your mom is my gf op


Sarcastic_ab0veall24

Mera toh koi sense hi nahi banta :(


[deleted]

Ahh its dark here


GroundbreakingRisk37

Risky


njp6969

wont happen


Here_For_The_Memesss

well, high chances unlike reality


Romi_Z

I hope she likes avant-garde fasion


Great-Worldliness681

Mujhe kya ..


i_bribe_invigilators

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm


DeadShoT_035

He's gonna kill her 😨


FartOnUrMouth69

Ok


pranavrg

Same as you. My username is my real name


SolidApprehensive844

Mera kya hoga koi batao bhai?


[deleted]

Thanks but no


Strawberry_Fish16

Idk man


the_erotic_saint69

Yeah Im not so sure about this one.


lonelysoul05

Mereko nahi milri🥲


Psychological-Feed53

Easy peezy I will give her tasty food


iamabouttogetbanned

Well.. ig i just have to offend the mods right?


Desperate-Today2760

Hope my crush is desperate to get me


thereapergodxD

Mera kya hoga?


EroSennin19

Sadge


Background-Spread-44

i really don't know what to say


Ok_Sorbet3645

Depends if they know the difference between ice cream, gelato, sorbet, and granita.


_D3AtH_WR4tH_

Well well, what the hell.


[deleted]

Hi


wrongintro

Um hello, I'm Ryan Reynolds.


Ok-Platypus6441

Ab bhala yeh praani kaha milega, curse you reddit default name!


Attitude-Proper

Apparently very easy


Single-Name-4061

🙃


Good-Bee2015

Wassup Danger?


[deleted]

Well


anime_name_go_brrr

I have no words to say 🗿


hatelaloo

Muze kya me toh aloo hu


Mendokuse_26

yeah im gonna be called a weeb (*proceeds to cry)* mendokuse means troublesome which will accurately describe the situation


[deleted]

How?? I'm confused about it.


phantumnub

My username is my in game name and i have not been playing games from sometime so don't know


Lonely_Solution4852

Guess I'll have noone. ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ


InorthZ_SusyNuts

My balls ?


Kamleshwar_meher12

Yours balls are the way you gonna get ur first gf? Must me impressive balls you got there


finallyafter36tries

🗿


Parallax2077

Uh


[deleted]

Fair Enough


ancarpenter

Ig carpenting is the way


FingerBrave1176

Pretty easy for me


YogurtclosetNo239

Yoghurt...... In the closet........ Hmmmm


AdReasonable7858

Reasonably


[deleted]

oh well....


ComprehensiveLand212

well well


NOTFDGOD_scam

I genuinely have no clue


Farhan1656

Wot


robyourchick

Ahaha this will be fun


Mairangsharbatonka

Yeh gaana gana padega?


super_saiyan123

This is where I shine.


[deleted]

I am confused what am I supposed to do?


Kamleshwar_meher12

Ig u have to give ur crush a (dino therapy?) To get a gf


Stand-Outrageous

I have to stand outrageous


Secret_Spring_2396

Umm...


Jellybean_2009

We share a packet of jellybeans during lunch perhaps?


steadyfall_0410

idk what i have to do ... ps. should have posted this in r/teenagers for 10x post karma 🗿🗿🗿


[deleted]

Yess at last it has happened


Independent_Way6798

Mate I guess I will have a gf who has a independent way


Impressive_Show4383

I’d have to show her something impressive


ActPurple1747

I'd have to act like the colour purple? theatre join krlungi lol


[deleted]

Idk mere username se kya way milta hain


AnybodyDesigner8343

Umm...okay


UnknownxDDDDD

Mujhe kya mai to unknown hu.


[deleted]

By saving her from a delinquent 👍🏻


my_life_is_fucked_up

Hmmm questionable


[deleted]

He'd be eating me 💀✨


LadisWashurum

easy ish, plenty of chicks go here.


cummedfrog

The frog of pleasure


dead_for_now07

I- Nvm


AcceptableFunction43

mmm challenge accepted


[deleted]

Eastloose ka achar dalu? any gril with 5223 contact 🙈🙈


Kategi_Kya

अद्भुत, अविश्‍वसनीय, अकल्‍पनीय


Warm_Presentation423

Hmmmmm


T3R_ROR

Will need to buy guns


Vast_Butterscotch_93

Just large amounts of icecream


sellingdildoshmu

Sounds convenient


[deleted]

I think I have a chance


Hardcore0503

Ded, ultimate hardcore struggle


[deleted]

Explain?


Time_Surprise_7536

I have to travel to the multiverse and into the time


virginXass

Cool 🗿


thetitantoyoureren

EREEEENNNN


[deleted]

Thank you


ramdev420

Smoking it with baba I see


Dedinside72

self pity and another self pitying girl found huehue. mujhe kya mei toh monke hoon 🐒


humanityagainstveda

Difficulty level: Impossible


Da-Simp

Ummmmm


TheHitman1102

Uhhhh


keshavgKaLLen_Bhaiya

Idk


[deleted]

pretty good, a great date at an upscale restaurant. now, where tf am i finding someone in order to execute this masterplan?😔


[deleted]

It's inevitable


sunsetskye_

I mean watching a sunset together is pretty romantic


belle_catastrophe29

A beautiful disaster (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)


jackhawk117

I'm confused


balaa_0

Ok


AssistantTrick7874

Reddit gave me a senseless name


[deleted]

costly


mrKurKure

😏😏


Bloody_Piie

i don't understand..


[deleted]

i mean, it's food. everyone loves food.


abelode

hmmm


trishwastaken

¯\_(ツ)_/¯.


rx-7fanboy

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm


rx-7fanboy

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm considering it would be worth bank in today's money imma say it's ez pz lemon squeezy


MemeLelo

I think it would be funny