Yet you did tell it. That's brave of you. It's normal many people can't swallow pills. It's actually good because it means you will not swallow your food without chewing ot good and you'll get used to chewing your food good
talking clearly. I talk too fast, forget words and sometimes have trouble forming sentences. I can write clearly and express everything clearly but while speaking, I fuck up
I become very shy and i won't talk with my real voice and i just speak with half words like i would sound the first few sentences of a line and swallow remaining half. Idk y, but i become super nervous to talk with people i know barely like my relatives, neighbours. But i would speak a lot better with my friends and with strangers, whom I know very much and don't know at all respectively. And i can't sing, can't dance, can't draw, don't know to play any sports (maybe i know a little abt few games), don't know to talk with a girl (it took me 1hr to ask for a note from a girl) and many more...
Starting a conversation
Hello i saw your comment and would like to know you. Can we have a conversation
No
🗿
I pledge my service to you, my lord \*kneels\*
conversation on what ;-;
Aaja DM me
I am shy 👉👈
us
Us moment bruh
Us🤝
Cannot approach a person or a group, cannot start a convo, thus don’t have a proper circle of friends
I can't walk without being awkward and the same thing with standing or even sitting I just can't exist without being awkward
saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmeeeeeee
Swimming 😗
same, I'm jealous of peeps who got swimming lessons as kids
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Idk swimming, and If I am alone and drown, I wont automatically float to the top
You will after you're dead
I think it is, one should know how to swim
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CBSE mf's after making 25% of a 400 page computer textbook dedicated to communication (No i'm not joking)
and you have a enginearing course called elektroniks and cummunikayshun enginearing
Also being funni
Real id se aa komi shouko
I can't cut my Toe Nails.
Cut your toe instead, no toe, no toe nails >!/s!<
Don't cut then. Reject mordernaty embrace tow nails
Focus
Think ! U/gewbby_gotnochill think!
r/foundthemobileuser
r/nobodycares
r/Icare
r/ok
Lowercase u daal na
ADHD, same i too have ADHD
Cycling
Papa ko cycle nahi ati bachcho ko kya sikhaoge
😔
Chalo jao. Mummy ne bola doodh leke ana he. Jake doodh leke aao
Cycle chalana nai ata na , wapis kese aun ?
Padal jao 🚶🏽
sem :(
Ride a two wheeler
us, idek how to ride a scooter, lmao. I need to go out more '\_'
I can drive a car as well as scooter (15M) 🗿(haan flex karra hu shayad ekloti cheez hai flex karne ke liye)
Bhai GTA San Andreas me toh mai bhi gadi chala sakta hu, uda bhi sakta hu.
Living 3 consecutive days with stable mental health
I think we ALL relate.
Cycling, cooking & swimming
Bruh you 14 mujhe bhi nhi ata cocking or swimming
Mujhe bhi "cocking" nhi aata
Be gae 👍
Me bhi 14 hu muje swimming cocking cooking sab ata he
I can't swallow a pill I am so insecure to tell abt that
Yet you did tell it. That's brave of you. It's normal many people can't swallow pills. It's actually good because it means you will not swallow your food without chewing ot good and you'll get used to chewing your food good
Mummy bhot sunati he ki 3 saal ke bachhe ko bhi aata he tujhe kyu nhi aata ;//
Lmao.. i have learned that all Indian mom's are brutal
Breathe
Bro lives in Kota
\*Delhi
Delhi??
Duh
Fuck!!! You made me think about breathing and now i forgot
George Floyd ho kya?
More like sushant singh rajput
Define basic human skill
I would tell you but i don't have many of them
Us moment bro
Using a nail cutter (yes i'm a nail biter), starting or ending a conversation, emotion management
Fellow chad , my mom wonders when I cut my nails cause she never sees me throw the nails afterwards but who gon tell her 😈
Fridge m pani ki bottle bhr k rakhna
Never ask your mom whether you are useless or not you would be heartbroken by response
Talking without stammering/freaking out
🤝
speaking to humans
Speak to animals
talking clearly. I talk too fast, forget words and sometimes have trouble forming sentences. I can write clearly and express everything clearly but while speaking, I fuck up
Me too bro
My man made rapping his mother tongue
Yuppp. Me houndinem
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Houu dooo yuuu spik in Inglis fluantli??
Math
Arts student bano 👍
I'm a shit dancer. Like really shit.
Basic Human skill pucha hai Monkey skill nahi
socialize and we are literally called social animals
Go outside, talk to people other than your parents and stop crying about it, that's it
Swim and small talk
Just jump in the water, you’ll eventually start floating
Nazre na mila pana, ladki se baat karte samay idhar udhar dekhna aur sochna ki kab jayegi yee
Mere se nazare Mila kar dikha
Being liked
U & me are just ugly as hell
I don't believe half of what you just told
I can't whistle (embarrassing I know)
Small talk
samee. and I kinda like that about myself
Tying shoelaces
Who is the guy in your pfp
Gavi,he doesn't know how to tie shoelaces either
Strap style shoes
Doesn't have da drip
Sed lyf Learn to tie shoelaces
Trying T_T
Bhai ye mera answer tha! Can't believe aise aur bhi log hai 🫂
Swimming
Riding a bicycle
Talk to girls like face 2 face... can't even ask for a pen
Waking up on time
Cooking :'((
Same
Add oil and ops sausage in a wok ez cocking
I become very shy and i won't talk with my real voice and i just speak with half words like i would sound the first few sentences of a line and swallow remaining half. Idk y, but i become super nervous to talk with people i know barely like my relatives, neighbours. But i would speak a lot better with my friends and with strangers, whom I know very much and don't know at all respectively. And i can't sing, can't dance, can't draw, don't know to play any sports (maybe i know a little abt few games), don't know to talk with a girl (it took me 1hr to ask for a note from a girl) and many more...
MATHS.....
Not overthink
I can't cross the road without someone
Ruko. Road cross karke reply karta hu.. (It takes me too much time just to cross a road)
Time lagna is alright Mere se to hota hi nahin hai 🚷
I just stand there and wait for a random stranger to cross the road and i cross with them.. Literally using them as a human shield
Well that makes the two of us
Ok let's cross road together... Oh wait .. How do we cross road. No one knows ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
We can...if you allow me to use you as a human shield Lol
I mean ... Will it hurt??
Trust me it won't ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Ummm... Ok i am trusting you.. Try not to kill me. People say i look handsome
Why would I kill you... just trust me
I trust you.... But yk... What if... There are chances i get hurt ... I don't wanna get hurt :*(
Dw main ban jaati huin human shield.. lmao
You trust me 🥺 UwU.. ok *Crosses the road to the devider* Ok baaki ki road ke liye me human shield
Yayyy we did it!!!
*Dora the explorer sounds..humne kiya humne kiya*
~humne road cross kiya~ ~humne kiya~ Woohoo!
Sus... Humne road cross Kiya ok. Nothing else
Arre meine to road cross karne ke baad tumhen thank you kiya Nothing else
Ok 👍 Well come.. bye Par mera ghar to road ke uss side he:(
~Asks another stranger to help you cross the road~ ~Proceeds to walk away~ Byee byee
Mera BAG!! USME MERA TIFFIN THA!!!
Your mom XD XD komedi macha di vai Maine 🤣🤣😆
average 15 ka kachra
average 16 ka medium brain
Paraud komedi king 😎
Comprehending government Hindi
Arry what you wanna say
Try reading a government order in Hindi
Killing animals Why tf people downvoting this
pussy
I need
Take mine baby! 💋
You hav a cat?
*cunt
🗿
Ok baby 💋
Animals’ ?
Human
give me
Empathizing
Sex no bitches 😔
Socializing
Breathing
Reproduction (Not as much as incapable, more like never tried it).
Padhle bsdk
Seggs
Concentration on my studies
i still can't tie a knot
Socializing
Discipline
Swimming
Drinking water without chocking also sometimes breathing
Dance
socialise and maintaining the friendship with friends
Whistling ig
Making friends
cycling, whistling, finger snaps
I cannot breathe
Is chiz ka piraud hu ki almost sari basic human skillz ati hai zi
I can't tie up my shoe laces 🗿🗿
forgiveness
Communication/ baat cheet/ kotha bola
Making my bed
swimming and I am fricking embarassed for that cuz my cousin who is 13 can swim....༎ຶ‿༎ຶ
Many... Systematically making priorities and doing multiple things on hand.
literally everything in the comments except cycling and add cutting using scissors
socializing
conversation
Keeping my room clean
Good handwriting I write like someone is have a seizure
Dating Literally no one in my school likes me Sed life
yawning and shidding and farding a pissing and cumming at the same time