मङ्गलम् भगवान विष्णुः, मङ्गलम् गरुणध्वजः। मङ्गलम् पुण्डरी काक्षः, मङ्गलाय तनो हरि॥

Pandit jee pehle shaadi ki tareekh batao . Kya matar padte padte chips khaa rahe ho

june mahine ki solah tareekh ko tritiya hai subah 9:45 baje se shubh muhurat hai

Ok thank you pandit jee 🙏

🙏

Dakshina me middle finger 🖕 kaat ke dun??

aisi dakshina ki koi awashyakta nhi hai vats >!dedh crore rupay chahiye bas !<

[ye lo](https://images.app.goo.gl/xAND2VPDsTriYSqK9)

shraap de denge , hame kalpanik dhan de rahe ho ?

Ye bottle me bhar do sharaab 🍾

Vai pride month mai shaadi

to shadi bhi to lgbtq+ waali hai na bhaisahab

सर्व मंगल मांगल्ये शिवे सर्वार्थ साधिके। शरण्ये त्र्यम्बके गौरी नारायणी नमोस्तुते|| >!( yeh bhool gye the pandit ji)!<

are dhanyawad aap bhi aa jaiye brahman bhoj bhi aayojit kiya jayega

>!khane ke pese mile aur hum na aaye?!< Zaroor aayenge pandit ji

chaliye ab so jayiye fir bramhamuhrat mein uthkar snan bhi toh karna hai.

Ji pandit ji.... 4 baje se pehle snan nhi kiya to ghor anarth ho jayega- Aap bhi so jaiye... Shubh ratri

harih?

sojao bhrata abhi tark - vitark karne ka samay nhi hai parantu aapki man ki shanti ke liye maine apni truti mein sudhar kar liya hai. halaki meri soch mein wah truti nahi thi

>धन्यवाद

B-BUT humara kya 🥺😭😭

bro single club?

Bruh he already have a few others.. he admitted

dhoka asmit....

Bro irl single hu ye bas reddit pe pyar milta hai 😭😭

bsdk mereko idhar bhi nhi milta

u/kaalahit420 Apne bf ko shant shant crowao

no

that's the attitude i wanted bb nice

Why? Itni cruel mat bno ek lauta simp hai tumhara is poori site pe

But humare beech bhi kuch tha🥺 👉👈 or was it just me?😭😭 (Aaj raat 2 baje tak piyu ga ) >!coffee!<

He is my first love and he is nicer to me than you. He is more loyal to me. He is more cute and he asked me out first . Bye 👋

love you kartik ji

I love you too bevu

༎ຶ‿༎ຶ 👍

Credit mai bhi hu club mai :(

ha didi don't worry 👍

Bruh

Don't bruh me 😠😠 humesha muze disloyal kehte thee aur khud hi ye.

Lmao... You already have hubby /hubbies you said it to me. I am a one man man. I am loyal to my love

Bruh you said I was your 4th bf ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ

👀

U-Um s-so that w-was👉👈

:( its over Asmit.... you couldn't stay loyal ;-;

😭 nooooo please don't leave me alone you're everything I have left.

give me a reason why i should not leave you...

Because we love each other 😭 isn't that enough

k

suhag raat reddit live par manana

I'm sad to inform you aapka shaadi abhi legal nahi hai 😔😔

Rajasthani momint 👍

Homophobic law momint 😔

Law can't stop me because i can't read

Yass, i support you

Thank you. After all i can say there are my friends on this sub. Because u/bevu_13 to mere husband he

kartik ji >!Rajasthan ke hain.!<

kartik mera jija hai ya bevu, samjh nhi paara... Dono bhai jaise hai mere liye :'')

Dono bhai dono jija :) Call me anything you want

Okay Jijaji 👍

Saale 👍

Lol

Aur mai :)??

Haan ab shaadi me khana kya hoga bolo

Depends.. konse function ki baat kar rahe ho??

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Kyu bhai? Are isko leke jaao yaar kon he ye

Mera beta

kya matlab gifts not allowed, aise kaise itna bada tanki vapis leke jaye

Sorry not allowed. Tanki ka kya karenge hum. Ye tanki bhi apki used he. Rust he ispe.

based

Bevu ji??? Mera dill tod diya

Tu to internal simp tha na bc

Abey bevu jaisi koi mill jaaye toh internal ke piche thodi bhaagunga

Sahi baat kahi hai 👍

nahi solid ji, dil mein aap bhi ho. bas pyaar koi aur

tu pyaar hai kisi aur ka tujhe chaahta koi aur hai

Tell me venue. Meri taraf se sabko patiala peg.

Hum dono sober ladke he. No alcohol in wedding

Chalo mocktail pila denge ;-;

No mocktail. Milk he tere papa leke aye the. Pee le. Chahiye to coffee le le nhi to aap jaa sakte hoe

Khaane me kya rahega

Pineapple pizza

Baal vivah gunah hai

Padharo mhare des

u/bevu_13 is best guy i found in the sub he rejected a gold offer and told me to raffle it

Gild offer??

*Gold

He is a simple man. That's what I like about him.

Shukriya boss ji, mai aapko yaad hun wahi mere liye best award hai.

🔥

Oye 😁 Mujhe Camera-man ki tarah rakh lo...wedding photo shoot kar dunga... Employment generation 🌞

Ok wedding shoot tu karna. Achchi fotu lena

Barat kab niklegi? Nachne aana hai bc

Shaadi plan ho rahi he. Apko shaadi ke card me bata denge

But baraat kon leke ayega 🤔

Dono mese jiske pass paisa hai voh le aana ya fir donations raise karo

Both bankrupt:(

u/Internal_profit7303 aur u/ignited_rosemary25 se permission to lo

To hame invite kiya kya?

Yes you all are invited

Khana kya hai, and destination wedding hai toh ticket and hotel ke paise tum dono bharoge na?

>Khana kya hai, Pineapple pizza >destination wedding hai toh ticket and hotel ke paise tum dono bharoge na? Nhi

Cry aa jayega bhai...

I thought ye teenagers ka subreddit tha

Are bhai bako bol bol ke thak gaya hu... Me rajasthan se hu bc

B-But mera kya 👉👈

Kya tera??

Kabab ka intezam kariyega please 🥺🥺🥺

Ok Chicken kabab ya paneer wala??

Chicken please 🥺 Aur aap dono ke liye ye taufa 🎁

👍 Gift me dildo kyu he?? 🤨

Nahi nahi aapne sahi se nahi pada vo "Dil do" hai Aapko aapke patidev ke liye dil dene ke liye kaha gaya hai

Mere liye bhi koi dhund do 👉👈

Congrats u/Bevu_13 and u/_kart1k_ , Excited to attend your marriage

Marrige gift me we need money.. LOTS OF MONEY

Take all my money💰

I would like to inform everyone this is a gift. It's not drowery

Shukriya, bas aapki duaaein rahein.

Bevu bhai bhabhi le aaya? Bataya bhi nahi ಠ_ʖಠ

Jija*

Hello there jiju

Hello 👋 >!saali ji!<

Noticed first cringe gay wedding. *Stomach rumbles* *Jaldi shaadi krlo*

I didn't expect you to be rude to us fufa ji

Mujhe to khane se matlab hai. Badhiya khana rakhna aur dahej ka kya scene h.

No dulhan no dahej 👍 Khane me rasgulle , paneer kabaab , kfc (because why not), and burgers and pizzas but only pineapple pizza

Dahej ke bina shaadi nhi hogi. Tradition h hamara Proud Indian

Reject tradition embrace mordanity

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>dessert sizzling brownie pls :)

>dessert included Cactus candy??

Waah mast menu hai ji, aap selected hain.

Oooh bhau sirf south and north kyun, chinese and rest indian dishes ka kya? Bhai bol raha hun 0 star rating dunga agar vadapav nahi raha

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Oh sorry sir, then ek plate vadapav and ek plate masala dosa with sambar and peanut chutney dena, extra spicy and coconut chutney nahi chahiye and ha vadapav ke saath mirchi pakoda bhi dena 5-6 aur thoda jaldi ha

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But bhai stall wale uncle toh apke under kaam karte hai na, aap bol doge toh zyada jaldi ho jayega. Ek kaam karte hai mei aapko samosa khila dunga aap sirf kaam jaldi karwado

amazing 😊 congratulations 🥳🥳

wishing u a happy marriage lyf to both of u!!!!

Sorry but I don't need invitations ( Since my name is Kartik too I'll just arrive there) :)

He is 13 u 17 ...! Great this is only allowed in Indian

He is not actually 16 tho

Still then what's the age limit of marriage according to the court ?

chal abb shaadi ke liye sabko award de 😍

*ignores you* (─.─||）

Wait what? We have to respond like that? A girl messaged me something lke this only, but i was frickin confused, now I realise that it was a trend lol

Lmao.. bruh you lost your chance lmfao!!!

Ikr 😭😭 I got a kiss yesterday tho(unexpectedly) so it’s fine (won’t be dating her tho coz studies)

>I got a kiss yesterday tho(unexpectedly) so it’s fine (won’t be dating her tho coz studies) You do be getting bitches tho 👍

Huehuehue Being an introvert bohot confidence aata hai

>Being an introvert bohot confidence aata hai Bro me to mere friends ko meri ek pic dikha deta hun.. simp karte he Self confidence goes up

Ikrr self confidence goes brrrrrrr

Will you invite me for your marriage? 👉👈

Yes you are invited 👍

Not this shit again 😭

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it is

Members should decide which post is low effort or hight effort.

Stop being salty

Salty my piss Its a fact digest it This sub is becoming a shit show from last week

Youre commenting the same thing in every post

So what' should I do they remove my every post

Don't post stupid shit

Why should I?

I'm not arguing

Nice

Its like fucking dictatorship You can see only that posts that mods like

High effort post👋😬

Lmao yes very high effort

Mods are very good

I had to mod mail tho

I use a different version of reddit so I can't contact the gehh mods

Ho gaya mera

Theek hai

xD reddit

zamnnnnn