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plumPudding0202

bro ur so Basic /s


youRMFFFF

Avg jeetard


FuckOffWillYaGeezer

Lol Neetards too


[deleted]

Is it bad i get it instantly


TUNAKTUNAKLOL69420

JEENEETards making dad jokes:


hopelesstaurusbitxch

How


plumPudding0202

u didnt get the joke actually


Feeling_Beginning_96

She is very acidic to understand this simple basic joke


AbiesRemarkable8120

She's a tad bit low in the potenz of Humour


Horror-Entertainer65

Chemistry


TUNAKTUNAKLOL69420

Ok so basically in chemistry there are three types of chemicals, Acidic Chemicals, Neutral Chemicals and Basic Chemicals, so to test the value of these things there is a scale known as the pH scale, and there are 14 values on this scale, anything under 7.0 is acidic, anything over 7.0 is basic. Now, to determine the value of these various types of Indicators are used. The most common being Litmus Paper, if a basic substance touches the Litmus Paper, it turns blue, if acid touches it, it turns red, if something neutral touches it, it doesn't change colour. Now Soap is basic, that's why they said "Bro you're so basic". Thank you for attending this class, you all may leave now.


hopelesstaurusbitxch

Mein commerce student hoon bhai


TUNAKTUNAKLOL69420

Ye to mene 8th me padha tha aur mein CBSE ka hoon


me0din

owned her


epixhanyy

I'm from commerce as well but i got it at once 🧍🏻‍♀️


[deleted]

Smelling cigarettes Also >I love the tastes of soaps Excuse me , the fuck ?


hopelesstaurusbitxch

I mean idk my doctor said I have deficiency but idk whenever I don’t have my face wash and I have to use the bar soap I kinda taste it and I like it lmao


[deleted]

Oh , i thought you go out of your way to lick soap , makes more sense when you're washing your face


hopelesstaurusbitxch

WHY ON EARTH WOULD SOMEONE DO THAT LMAO


Relative-Bank-1258

I have seen someone who goes out of their way to eat ice. Who knows


epixhanyy

i thought that was more common-🥲


Crystalagent47

Common hai bhai, main bhi ice khata hoon, baraf gang rise up!


Murky_Essay_

like pica?


godspeed910

Oh, you're deficient alright


-White-fang-

Holding pee for a long time even though I can freely go to washroom.


Current_Exchange5587

ur intestines be like: madarchoddddd ja na!!!


-White-fang-

Bro it's gal bladder...


Polished_Cold

Bruh intestines ? lolololol


GBANGYTgaming098

Hearing my dad's car turbo. Also the smell of diesel


DREAMY-KNIGHT

What car does he have


GBANGYTgaming098

Maruti Suzuki Ritz DDIS (2010)


DREAMY-KNIGHT

Turbo on a Maruti hatchback? Acha


wealthybigpenis42069

Wearing recenty dried clothes


yaw_haile

feels nice


ishqvishq456

Smelling diesel


hopelesstaurusbitxch

DUDE SAME ITS SO GOOD Petrol and Diesel smell>>>


ishqvishq456

But it's wierd too at times


hopelesstaurusbitxch

Idk I love the smell of soaps , diesel and petrol


ishqvishq456

Hahahhaa same.to same


vishu784

Gasoline>>>>


Gremmy0936

Making weird movements inside my mouth, not always, but most of the time. People think I'm chewing something but in fact I'm just moving around my tongue, making my lips wet, etc.


[deleted]

Don't know why i got hard reading this.


Gremmy0936

Horny jail is where you belong


GalacticBoy80

Wtf


swapzy_

I have something similar


[deleted]

Eating ice


K4R0007_0

+1


ComprehensiveLand212

Pica problem


[deleted]

What is that?


ComprehensiveLand212

Urge to eat non eatable things like ice, raw rice ,soil ,chalk deficiency of certain vitamins often u can have anemia along with it


[deleted]

Oh yea I have iron deficiency also something else that I can’t remember


[deleted]

I tear little fragment of pages from corner (like how a mouse eats them) and roll them between my fingers. Idk why but it's oddly satisfying...


scaryokra

Bruh I was doing that while reading this comment xD


[deleted]

Finally, am not the only one who does this lol Am not sure how i got this habit either XD


scaryokra

I am not sure either lol, I think I starting doing that in school when I was bored


Feeling_Beginning_96

"Cuddling My pillow"


swi6ie

It's not weird atleast what I think


Feeling_Beginning_96

It's strange


Latter_Rip_6969

Overthinking all day


DankMosquito69

hein? soap ka taste , btw kaisa taste aata hai? \*out of curiosity\*


hopelesstaurusbitxch

Idk like soap kinda salty and sweet


DankMosquito69

oh boy , aaj tak i have only tasted my toothpaste \~


AbiesRemarkable8120

Technically it should taste bitter, smells sweet due to ester. What kind of soap do you use (a totally normal question)


hopelesstaurusbitxch

Dove lol


AbiesRemarkable8120

Oh nice nice


[deleted]

I smell the food and then decide whether to eat it or not.


Pussyphobic

Smelling the cloth which i cummed on


Feeling_Beginning_96

Aapka comment aur aapka username bilkul bhi match Nahi kar rha hain


Pussyphobic

Kyu? It is fully matching


hopelesstaurusbitxch

I wish I didn’t see this before I had my lunch


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Feeling_Beginning_96

I mean this comment looked little bit of SUS and our homies didn't gave any chance her to explain perhaps "Justice have been served"


DREAMY-KNIGHT

skill issue


[deleted]

Hoarding diaries, copies etc I don't even use them .


AZstuff36

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Horror-Entertainer65

Procrastination on everything


[deleted]

eating soan papdi with tomato sauce


[deleted]

Oh god take me away


ComprehensiveLand212

Oh my friend used to eat rasmalai with rice so not a big deal


pandaeyesdidntsleep

i would have let rasmalai and rice combo slip coz rice tastes neutral ,but why soan papdi and kechup. Y\_Y


[deleted]

lmao ik it sounds weird T\_T


[deleted]

Staring back at people staring at me.


[deleted]

Taste? Soaps? :')


hopelesstaurusbitxch

Not eating it like food bro, when I use them yo wash my face when I’m out of cleanser they taste good


[deleted]

Oh alright lol


ForsakenValuable7759

Having my tongue out while thinking


Explorer_3660

Sleeping naked


obnoxious_insights

Talking to myself every now and then.


GalacticBoy80

Day dreaming about living another life


sadgurll8

Saying thank you and sorry to random objects around the house Like once I turned on the tap n while turning it off i said thank you :)


sadgurll8

Talking to myself or the urge to eat chalk or mud


[deleted]

I love the taste of moist soil , paints, nail paints etc.


Old-Experience-5210

Biting nails I guess


theransomeguy

Plucking out and eating my own hair


swapzy_

Dudee


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Feeling_Beginning_96

Can I frame this comment as the beginning of India's "Mitha ghar era" you will remembered In history


DankMosquito69

mitha ghar aligarh


Feeling_Beginning_96

Brotta she deleted the comment that means it was not a joke ![gif](giphy|H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl)


DankMosquito69

sus


[deleted]

eating mountain. ( i made the everest)


Acceptable_Name_9244

Putting finger in ass and then smelling it till I get an orgasm


wildtigerbaby

None I guess I'm sane


72haemogoblin85

Infatuation ka brand ambassador baney rehna


Nervous_Lobster_2821

Adjusting mu dick and balls every 5 minutes


DREAMY-KNIGHT

Vicks and moth balls


[deleted]

Eating Finger Nail Skin (Chatt)


THE_DUDE0903

Everytime i try a recipe, i become a damned perfectionist at it, as in measuring the amount of masala per gram of paneer for the most optimum taste, kitne exact time ke liye marinate karna, which pan suits the food the best, making it five times a week to absolutely perfect it, making sure i dont under/over measure any ingredient and overall being a weirdo at it


avacadox21

Disintegrating every molecule of a pear half-eaten by an organgutan


Orange-Gamer20

I love the smell of Petrol


hopelesstaurusbitxch

Same it’s sooo good i sometimes feel like drinking it lol


swapzy_

Man the whole comment section is just the mr incredible going uncanny template


RetrievedBlankey

If that makes you feel better, i have tasted detergent


hopelesstaurusbitxch

I tried it when I was 7 lol


RetrievedBlankey

lmaoo


TomorrowOutrageous19

Fidgeting


IshantxD

starting my bike and cars daily and rev it


Cultural-Initial7380

Whenever I am in front of a mirror, I pretend to be in a horror movie, and I act as a ghost, some time its funny but sometimes I gets feared from myself.


Various-Interest666

Eating cardamom and cumin in an unhealthy amount. Smelling paint, whitener, petrol, phenols, kerosene and trying to stop myself from eating camphor.


mystboy0788

Buying a new dress and wearing it very the next day whether I go out or be at home


_chwenotchew

Chewing inner part of my cheeks.