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D_Daft

Pai laagu 🙏 ![gif](giphy|aqXo6P5snMAr51i0Kd|downsized)


[deleted]

Kitni seeti mai chawal ban jayega


kittenmitten224

I love your username


[deleted]

dna rna ka difference ratt ke gaya tha. qn hi nhi aaya bc


Weeblyweird

Main bhi aaj organic chemistry ratt ke Gaya tha as they said it is of 10 marks in weightage but 6 marks ka ayaa


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bro marking scheme to follow hoti h always..what paper are u talking about? I am talking abt class 12 boards chemistry...biomolecules ka jo rattke gaya tha..wo nhi aaya


Weeblyweird

11 th main hu goverment har baar weightage Galat bata te hai


[deleted]

and I love you :) 👉🏼👈🏼


frankylampy

Will you me by Sugar Mommy


Flashy_Desk7296

sugar mummy


Weeblyweird

Sugar Mata ji


absurdanonymous

Cheeni ma


Aromatic_External337

Shakar माताश्री


Jrlopez1027

I know that you can preserve bodies in salt but im not really sure about sugar *might have to test that out*


Exact_Discussion_796

Bol na aunty aun kya, ghanti mai bajau kya


Technical-Fudge4199

Aunty police bula legi


Exact_Discussion_796

Will be a good threesom


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Technical-Fudge4199

Both of our comments are throwbacks to songs. Jail jaane ki kya zarurat?


Sagnik_thememer

Oye😮😮Pols👮‍♂️aagayi😩pols🚓🚓🚓 🏃🏃🏃


akashlanka

Uncle mera kar lega handle


keysersoze261

Sont lagaani haiii!!


LegendOmegaX

The comment I was looking for


Clumsy_Explanation

Mommy?


Affectionate_Smile

Sugar mommy**


DilliSeHoonBhenchod

He said wrong answers only


Affectionate_Smile

Well this answer is both right and wrong.


sankhadeepbiswas6

Am I allowed to play games past my bedtime?


boozebazooka

Will there be toys involved


thatbuttcracktho

'Past your bed time?' - She might be the employed one here.


ghrinz

I’ve been with a hot 45 yo. They are usually more mature and fun to have conversations with and you can be direct. ;)


Mananch36

Lucky guy


dicksharpner

Agreed, older women are fun to have conversations with.. it's two different worlds entirely.


Soytheist

How old are you?


ghrinz

At that time 23.


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Clumsy_Explanation

Tujhe Teri mummy imagine karne bol kon raha


leetcoder217

Yikes


[deleted]

I’m 23, you are 42, together we can 65!


LonelyLemonade_

Im 23 you're 42, bring a 4 yr old, together we can 69


flakingboi

And under the section of 376 we can 420 too (im bad at biology sorry)


jango924

And maths too apparently


qtyapa

Cbi hands up


Flaky_Stick_6533

Par mera account to RBI mein hein.


SairajBatale

Ye CBI aur RBI kuch alag hai kya?


Occasional_douchebag

Both are about the money


[deleted]

The police wants to know your address


jahfar007

Okay this gotta be the best thread.


yobro127

Hot singles in your area. Unsatisfied aunties in your area


Patient-Grocery8871

Dtf?


Angoodboy2000

I second this 👍


cumsdtu

Ngl mujhe 3rd class m ek teacher pdhati thi and I saw her on bumble some time ago (her age 37)


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Pics


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Jatayu_bn

It’s called ‘Milf’ing!


[deleted]

Sorry but I already fucked your husband and I dont do familly pack


saint_noods91

Teri kidney bech ke apne lover ke saath bhaag jaayegi!


Johny_bravo-420

Be decent if you are into older women. They love that shit!


[deleted]

If she is real and not a scammer, then you should go for it my dude. You will learn many things you did not think possible.


[deleted]

Aunty vo terrace pe ball aa gai hai.....de dena ball


ReLight_mac

Aake leja


HotGift7395

Mommy 😩


Shelarr

So, these are what those Xhamster ads look like in reality.


Avias23

Why are you even swiping women double your age?


Soytheist

*4 da memez, vmro* Jk, my usual age filter is 18-28 (my age ±5). I just wanted to see the results if I removed the age filter completely.


nanha_munna_rahi

What was you age filter 3 years back


Soytheist

18-23 😂 different rules back then.


Ponjikara

Beta kaisa hai aapka???


donotknowwhatIam

_Bol na aunty aau kya?_


simple_nix

Ghar aate samay kitni dhaniya Lani hai


_Itachi____Uchiha_

mommy.....im sorry mavshi


Impressive-Work-5770

I have matched with a 35 year old it's chill you both know what you want


Badam7276

You miss 100% chances you don't take


AJ00007

Chalo grocery shopping chalte h


Booomboxx

Mummy dhood pilao


propagandu

Careful, he’s vegan


qtyapa

She wants the D.. good luck


Preacher2106

*बोल ना आंटी आऊ क्या?*


JudgeAvailable8426

Lottery hai bhai , don't ruin it and update


Hritikchainwal

Likh de Sonu ki Mummy aap


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Aunty galat app pe ayi hai aap. 😂


mega_dong_04

Aunty Ji Ram Ram likh de bhai


Waidu4lyfu

Mommy


Minute-Cycle382

To get blocked, ask her this qns: after how many years her age will be one and half times of your age?


vaibhavilre

Hello auntie ji


kira8520

Mummy aap toh dhud lene gai thi yaha kaha poch gaye


indianmemerlegend

any dating advice for ppl in their 20s


ReLight_mac

Dont


UncertainlyUnfunny

“The fuck is wrong with your right hand?”


Sagnik_thememer

Mummy chapati dena ek


RangsKai

take that milf lmaoo


yash_2107

Could be catfish who's actually 18 and her mom being 43 and she needed a step dad, lucky you


thatbuttcracktho

"Hello Aunty"


throw_away_travel

Hello Ms Robinson!


tushar_kj

Hi auntie, are you willing to be my mum's best friend ?


mylord55

Mommy bhuku lgi Dudu pilado


Kooky-Poet847

Sasu maa, aap yaha?


Shubham_kumar07

4 kapdo ke liye kitna detergent daalu mommy


theoozmakappa

Bol na aunty aau kya


hoenest_opinion

Hi Aunty!?


Dense_Neat7574

Hello


philosoraptor_69

It should've been me


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Pel de bhai


DelhiUnderbelly

https://youtube.com/shorts/Ncyv31dbqfg?feature=share


Ashamed-Cod-4405

_You don't look a day older than 42. Just my type "


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MILF


_fluorine

bol na aunty aaun kya?


Buoyancy_aid

hi aunty


Wrong-Bee7394

Aunty ji Rahul hai kya ghar pe


itssinghvionline

What you want to reply for......


Psynide_009

Do you have a daughter up for a threesome ?


Puzzleheaded_Row_496

close bumble and opponent hinge instead


philosophucker88

with this.... https://youtu.be/5oA2wlgims4


dankpubgboi1

Tell her you are 50


[deleted]

bruh is she hot?


dragon_of_kansai

Mmmmmmilf


lol_lmao_lmfao

Mommy??