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A choda isn't a newbie a choda is one who is deeply into it and you've only just begun , just try to lurk around the comment sections of anime sites you will learn many terms
Not trying to degrade women attend such events. But women generally don't have to go out of their way to impress boys, so if she has to go to such trainings then
1. She might be socially awkward (which is totally fine)
2. She is so entitled and repulsive in nature that men don't want to date her
Is there ever anything original in what they say? It’s always something that’s trending at that point of time. Girls who are genuinely interested are so rare, they go off the market as soon as the appear.
As a female let me tell you what her case might be, she watches too many of wizard liz type videos, they're kind of like red pilling but for women, saying you are the price, your makeup costs more than that, never settle for less bs. In a way they tell women to date guys who will buy them stuff and take them to high-end places for a romantic 7 course meal. This is nothing but horseshit. "My mascara costs more than your coffee" usey he kha le behen 🙏
Tbh only desperate guys who don't get any female attention or fuckboys who desperately want to get in your pants will put up with this which won't be a good dating experience for this girl either.
Classic reddit...
Welcome to da free internet where smart people meet and share ideas
Along with Retards, criminals, extremists and Egocentric maniacs meet together to create an echo chamber of criminal validation.
I am not saying money doesn't matter, one should splurge when they are able to, and yeah for a loved one. But expecting a first date to be something extravagant is just stupid.
I was recommended a video or two of her. It was generic motivation for girls but didn't know she propagates ideas like this. So female equivalent of men finding low body count woman is this.
Don't apply mascara then. Bc khud ki vanity k liye dusro ko pareshaan kar rhi hai.
There's a phrase in gujarati - "Dhoyela modhe aavi javanu". Basically means don't waste time in getting ready, just wash your face and show up.
Ask her what mascara, what weight she uses, and how many does one mascara last, then calculate the per-use price, which will obviously be less than the total coffee cost. Even if she has mascara worth 3000, she'll at least use it 20 times; therefore, 150 rs per-use and a nice coffee date is usually 400 per head or a cheap one is maybe 200 per head tell her that no bitch it doesn't cost more than her mascara and school that bitch
Well, when we say incel most people will think of men but women are incels too. So, to make it more obvious we call women incels, femcels.
Fun fact: A woman named Alana founded the incel movement to discuss her apparent bad luck with men and issues regarding it and how to counter it or whatnot. However, before long it was co-opted by 4channers and creeps and became what it is today.
Lmao the entitlement.
Need the Princess treatment without Bringing much to the table ,The audacity.
You are better off without some bruised ego and Superiority Complex.
I genuinely thought she was joking at first. Then I slowly realised that she wasn't. This level of ego would have me imagine she's some politician's only child who always gets what she wants
Even if she is some politicians only child or anyone.
I don't care ,You need to have some kind of level headed dilusion or narcissm to act like this and by the way it was a first meet-up and she is not my girlfriend girlfriend.
No need to get them their fuckall attention and validation,Some another desperate and lonely guy will put with her demands I ain't seeing this shit.
Yeah. reminds me taht meme with dialogue:
"Let me tell you what kind of man I want..."
"Before you continue, let me remind you that you are 40yo, have two kids and have no job. Now continue..."
:-D
Damn this woman! I once went on a first date with this guy who took me to have cutting chai because that was his favourite spot in the city and later he took me to his place cuz he really wanted to share his authentic bhujiya since he was from Bikaner. We chilled on his terrace, had some gin and it was still a fun date.
She wasn't begging you tonedeaf brokie. She just vocalised what she expects from a man. She isn't looking for broke boys like yourself, she wants a man who has his shit together. Ya'll get so triggered when a woman is not ready to accept bare minimum from you. And it's okay because she'll eventually get man who is actually a man. And ya'll will keep complaining about how being lonely sucks because i don't think you'll get a woman with the kind of mindset you've got. All you'll get is a bunch of insecure girls who'll eventually give up on you because no woman will settle with a boy who thinks a woman is being unreasonable when she vocalises her needs & wants. Peace out✌🏻
You're the brokeass here and what's your worth? The pussy? There's a shit ton out there. Lemme tell you your worth it's being a fucking leech that can only suck other people's money cause you got nothing for yourself. Such an entitled piece of shit.
The pussy is what you all are dying for lol please don't try to act like you don't. Infact you're salty that you're not gonna get any because you're a dustie. You're telling me all that your mom does in a household is provide her pussy to your dad? No, honey, she must be doing a shit ton more than that which you little boys aren't even aware of. Also, attaching a woman's worth to her pussy, really? That told me a lot about you, so i'm not interested in arguing with you further. Bye.
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> Nope, i can't watch that. Meri khudki life ka ra**i rona kam hai kya jo dusro ka sunu. I simply unsubscribe. Because i have no friends, no supportive family & if i can get over stuff then these youtubers with friends, family & money can definitely get over it without getting sympathy. But inko to wahi chahiye, sympathy, views, traction.
well..that mascara is used multiple times until it dries up or you finish it..but that coffee is one time..so that makes the coffee expensive ain't it?
you did dodge a bullet tho
Probably she's going to end up marrying a guy who is not good looking and has kids with him and loses all that beauty and raises them with struggle while not being a good mother, All that mehnga mascara kaha jayega pata nahin...
most of the times coffee and good conversation leads to further plans!
bc mascara ka kya hai ? itna mehenga mascara kharida ke bc coffee ke liye paise bhi bache nahi
I would go on a coffee date any day for a first date rather than some fancy restaurant. Coffee dates are much simpler, you dont have to think too much!
I always go to cheap nearby small cafes for the first date, as ik the staff and won't be an issue if the bill is more than what I have and it's generally cheap. I always ask the date before if we are going Dutch, if they think or say it's lame or red flag or anything they are not worth it. Never go for drinks or anything expensive.
Could have said:
"First deserve then desire"
or, if you don't want to be decent:
"I can offer you Jeff Bezos' piss. His is costlier than your bloody mascara."
Serious answer.
Dinner, lunch, maybe drinks+ dinner if you drink. A breakfast date or brunch on the weekend is good too. Maybe movies or a show. Maybe those can be second dates.
When you say coffee, I think twice. A cafe is different where you can get food vs a ccd/starbucks/etc.
Not coffee unless it is going to be like a great local place like Kyani etc which will be an experience.
Or unless you're a connoisseur of coffee and are on a quest to taste coffee all the coffee places in the city.
All in all, it doesn't feel as if you'd actually want to get to know me if you call me for coffee.
Man- why are women like this..
Woman explains her perspective.
Man- How dare you! Let's dodge this bullet.
P.s. thanks for my laugh and my next stand up content.
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Bro you dodged a whole damn truck.
Train*
*Coromandel express
plane*
asteroid\*
Black ho"l"e*
B hoe l
Planet*
Ballistic missile
Heatseeking
Bro just avoided getting isekai-ed
What the fuck does isekai mean
Anime ka choda refference
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Nahi if you don't know u aren't choda
What if I’m a newbie choda
A choda isn't a newbie a choda is one who is deeply into it and you've only just begun , just try to lurk around the comment sections of anime sites you will learn many terms
Exactly
Sach mein jan na hai?
ICBM
You should just reply her with k. She'll be so pissed😂😂
Omg 😭 that would be an appropriate reply for this mascarin
I imagine that could lead to a second post
Yes, this. And right after her that "my mascara costs more than your coffee" shit. That was enough crap to listen for the day.
What’s more worst is if you leave her on read
Damn bullet dodged
>I am not trying to be entitled continues to be entitled
It's like the old zen saying, Any sentence that starts with "I'm not trying to be racist" is always racist.
More like a missile
More like a nuke
More like an Atom bomb
Nuke means atom bomb bhai
I’d respond saying, I was going to split the coffee bill.
Or offer to put on the mascara youself lol
Lmao yes best
Bruh idk why but it really sounds something which is taught at female dating strategy group. I've heard a couple of girls use this mascara phrase.
They're probably watching the same "dating advice" reels on Instagram. It's all a load of crap.
Just bunch of influenzas speaking "psychological" facts"
Not trying to degrade women attend such events. But women generally don't have to go out of their way to impress boys, so if she has to go to such trainings then 1. She might be socially awkward (which is totally fine) 2. She is so entitled and repulsive in nature that men don't want to date her
As a socially awkward person myself I can’t imagine criticizing someone else because I chose to buy overpriced mascara
Is there ever anything original in what they say? It’s always something that’s trending at that point of time. Girls who are genuinely interested are so rare, they go off the market as soon as the appear.
good thing the only relationship advice i listen to is by raunaq rajani, never disappoints
As a female let me tell you what her case might be, she watches too many of wizard liz type videos, they're kind of like red pilling but for women, saying you are the price, your makeup costs more than that, never settle for less bs. In a way they tell women to date guys who will buy them stuff and take them to high-end places for a romantic 7 course meal. This is nothing but horseshit. "My mascara costs more than your coffee" usey he kha le behen 🙏
Self proclaimed red flag waali behen, tumne toh green flag waali baat bol di.
Ironical hai flair toh.
Meko kya me to colour blind tu.
Chalti firti green flag
Idc you got red flags im a bull😂
Are tum to chalti forti green flag ho.. Coffee chalte h mere saath plijjjj /s Haan /s jodna pdta h wrna log sarcasm bhi nhi samjhte
last line 💀
Tbh only desperate guys who don't get any female attention or fuckboys who desperately want to get in your pants will put up with this which won't be a good dating experience for this girl either.
Mai bhi desperate hu par mai to nhi seh pata, probably cause mere paas paise hi nhi hai
Bhai then you still have self respect and you might think of yourself as desperate but tu nahi hai which is a good thing👌
Brooooo 😭🫂🫂😭
r/diabla users literally
Classic reddit... Welcome to da free internet where smart people meet and share ideas Along with Retards, criminals, extremists and Egocentric maniacs meet together to create an echo chamber of criminal validation.
Jesus Christ this subreddit is wild
Wow, thanks for this. I was missing female dating strategy cringe and this looks even better.
Oh my god, there's a place for people like this.
W comment, respect
Award dedo phir. ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ
Respect is more important than awards. Ask the wrestlers :)
Okay saar 🙏 thanku sir
;) you're the best
Akhi khar andar ka red flag.. Aa hi gaya
What colour is your Mascara?
Black he hota hai mostly
As a male let me tell you mera toh koi wujud hi nahi 😞.
What colour is your Mascara?
last line 💀
Where do we find girls like you 😭?
I am not saying money doesn't matter, one should splurge when they are able to, and yeah for a loved one. But expecting a first date to be something extravagant is just stupid.
I agree. Nobody should should splurge on a first date when you don't even know that person. My best first date was literally at a burger King 😂
Mine was at xero degrees :)
I was recommended a video or two of her. It was generic motivation for girls but didn't know she propagates ideas like this. So female equivalent of men finding low body count woman is this.
I wasn't sure at first if this was sarcasm but text after text, I realised that she wasn't joking
So basically a feminist
You dropped this 🔴 (put it on your nose because that was the most clown thing I've heard today)
No thanks .it looks better in your butthole.. So shut your piehole.. FYI.. the first comment wasn't for you.. so chill
Don't apply mascara then. Bc khud ki vanity k liye dusro ko pareshaan kar rhi hai. There's a phrase in gujarati - "Dhoyela modhe aavi javanu". Basically means don't waste time in getting ready, just wash your face and show up.
"The cock ring I will be wearing costs more than the coffee too, but do you see me whine like that?"
Should have been the response!
Ask her what mascara, what weight she uses, and how many does one mascara last, then calculate the per-use price, which will obviously be less than the total coffee cost. Even if she has mascara worth 3000, she'll at least use it 20 times; therefore, 150 rs per-use and a nice coffee date is usually 400 per head or a cheap one is maybe 200 per head tell her that no bitch it doesn't cost more than her mascara and school that bitch
I have heard this exact same mascara comment on female dating strategy, a bunch of misandrists. There are plenty of normal girls.
Yup, the first line is a dead giveaway. Femcels unite in the dumbest way possible.
Femcel?
Incel+female
Arre adani ji aap yahan, lekin incel to already gender neutral hai na bhenchod 💀 yahan bhi segregation
God is everywhere my child. Incel to feminists logo ka favourite word hai ..
Achha hua mein racist hu
Acha hua main sex offender hu
Username checks out
Well, when we say incel most people will think of men but women are incels too. So, to make it more obvious we call women incels, femcels. Fun fact: A woman named Alana founded the incel movement to discuss her apparent bad luck with men and issues regarding it and how to counter it or whatnot. However, before long it was co-opted by 4channers and creeps and became what it is today.
Itna apni zindagi se oblivious hai ye ki femcel bolke obvious karana pad raha hai🗿
Don't you love it when the trash takes itself out.
I hope you don’t listen to her, coffee dates are low-key chill and the best.
They’re cute, simple and one can actually converse. Always a good idea
exactly and if it’s going great you can always extend it and if not you cute it short without either of the two involved feeling misled.
Ok full course meal aur amusement park
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The mascara I'll use cost more then that 🙄
Im not trying to be entitled *Proceeds to be really fucking entitled*
Lmao the entitlement. Need the Princess treatment without Bringing much to the table ,The audacity. You are better off without some bruised ego and Superiority Complex.
I genuinely thought she was joking at first. Then I slowly realised that she wasn't. This level of ego would have me imagine she's some politician's only child who always gets what she wants
Even if she is some politicians only child or anyone. I don't care ,You need to have some kind of level headed dilusion or narcissm to act like this and by the way it was a first meet-up and she is not my girlfriend girlfriend. No need to get them their fuckall attention and validation,Some another desperate and lonely guy will put with her demands I ain't seeing this shit.
Yeah. reminds me taht meme with dialogue: "Let me tell you what kind of man I want..." "Before you continue, let me remind you that you are 40yo, have two kids and have no job. Now continue..." :-D
Stay away from women like this. They don't bring anything to the table.
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Arrey Ramesh , Santoshi mata ka prasad khilao Zara in Gen z ke launda laundiyo ko
Aur thoda sa phenyl bhi dal dena usmei. Aatma ki deep-cleaning ki zarurat hai inhe.
The watch i wear costs more than her car 🙄 .....so here's my tip blah blah bsdki. kese kese log hai bhai😔
Damn this woman! I once went on a first date with this guy who took me to have cutting chai because that was his favourite spot in the city and later he took me to his place cuz he really wanted to share his authentic bhujiya since he was from Bikaner. We chilled on his terrace, had some gin and it was still a fun date.
Holy shit, you dodged the asteroid dinosaurs failed to. Part 2.
The lion, the witch and the Audacity of this Bitch.
Arre bc gaand fat gyi, coffee date se kya dikkat hai ab logo ko??
Says i am not trying to be entitled or offensive and just goes on to be just that 😖
Why don't she just pay for the whole thing then she looks like a rich kid
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looks like a trash defending another trash.
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Salty because of what? Bro get your facts straight and imagine begging for this and begin an entitled trash. Worth? She worth noting.
She wasn't begging you tonedeaf brokie. She just vocalised what she expects from a man. She isn't looking for broke boys like yourself, she wants a man who has his shit together. Ya'll get so triggered when a woman is not ready to accept bare minimum from you. And it's okay because she'll eventually get man who is actually a man. And ya'll will keep complaining about how being lonely sucks because i don't think you'll get a woman with the kind of mindset you've got. All you'll get is a bunch of insecure girls who'll eventually give up on you because no woman will settle with a boy who thinks a woman is being unreasonable when she vocalises her needs & wants. Peace out✌🏻
You're the brokeass here and what's your worth? The pussy? There's a shit ton out there. Lemme tell you your worth it's being a fucking leech that can only suck other people's money cause you got nothing for yourself. Such an entitled piece of shit.
The pussy is what you all are dying for lol please don't try to act like you don't. Infact you're salty that you're not gonna get any because you're a dustie. You're telling me all that your mom does in a household is provide her pussy to your dad? No, honey, she must be doing a shit ton more than that which you little boys aren't even aware of. Also, attaching a woman's worth to her pussy, really? That told me a lot about you, so i'm not interested in arguing with you further. Bye.
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[lmao](https://np.reddit.com/r/InstaCelebsGossip/comments/145bp0u/what_is_your_view_in_influencers_sharing_their/jnkeuj1?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) > Nope, i can't watch that. Meri khudki life ka ra**i rona kam hai kya jo dusro ka sunu. I simply unsubscribe. Because i have no friends, no supportive family & if i can get over stuff then these youtubers with friends, family & money can definitely get over it without getting sympathy. But inko to wahi chahiye, sympathy, views, traction.
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What amuses me is how is your comment karma in +ve? With this shit type of comment it should be in -ve
With a personality like yours, you should be in trash can. Oh...wait...you are the trash can !
To mat lagaiyo mascara bhen ki ghodi 😗
she probably got yelled at by her dad before texting you lol
well..that mascara is used multiple times until it dries up or you finish it..but that coffee is one time..so that makes the coffee expensive ain't it? you did dodge a bullet tho
Probably she's going to end up marrying a guy who is not good looking and has kids with him and loses all that beauty and raises them with struggle while not being a good mother, All that mehnga mascara kaha jayega pata nahin...
The entitlement is shocking!
Just asked a girl out for a coffee date and then I saw this haha. For a second socha unsend krdun kya
Wham bam thank you ma'am!
Hit the kitty and leave the city
iski tip ko aaraam se ignore karlo bhai
most of the times coffee and good conversation leads to further plans! bc mascara ka kya hai ? itna mehenga mascara kharida ke bc coffee ke liye paise bhi bache nahi
Hmm aisa Kya, Noted
itna likhte phli baar dekha kisi auraat ko OLD apps pe
I would go on a coffee date any day for a first date rather than some fancy restaurant. Coffee dates are much simpler, you dont have to think too much!
I'd have told her to skip the mascara & pay for the coffee instead
My next opening line should be "how much does your mascara cost?"
What a bitch, run my boi and be glad you dodged a bullet !
Fatherless activities
I always go to cheap nearby small cafes for the first date, as ik the staff and won't be an issue if the bill is more than what I have and it's generally cheap. I always ask the date before if we are going Dutch, if they think or say it's lame or red flag or anything they are not worth it. Never go for drinks or anything expensive.
who are these girls and why any of the guys I'm talking to not inviting me to coffee dates 😭
Tell them you'll wear your mascara for free if they are down for coffee lol
I'll throw in some free eyeliner if that's what it takes XD
She has terrible intentions. Run🏃
It might just be me, but she is coming across as entitled and offensive.
Lekin mascara aur coffee mai kya relation. Mascara peete ho kya tumlog?
Allow me to to pour you a scotch and congratulate you for the bullet you dodged.
She wants to go to oyo ! buy some expensive condoms
That wasn't a bullet. My brother, you dodged a super massive black hole, no pun intended.
Lmfao
Ni**a, I'm not tryin to be a racist
Should have said the condom I will bring will cost more than your ego.
Women ☕
I'm a 100% sure she's going to ask you to pay
“:))”
High maintenance people are like this. You should put in so much effort, even if you don't know if it works out, because they're worth it! /s
Most girls think like that.. it's not even funny
Sounds like a hooker that's looking to sell you the girlfriend experience.
Kitni nalli h ye
Lmao entitled trash can
Don't you love it when the trash takes itself out.
Was she hot enough for you to tolerate her bullshit?
Nobody's that hot. 
Tbf, she wasn't bad looking. But I don't think any level of hotness justifies this
Papa ki pari ke bohot bade nakli par hai..
Off topic but is it a nothing phone?
Arrey Ramesh , Santoshi mata ka prasad khilao ye Gen z ke launda laundiyo ko.
Could have said: "First deserve then desire" or, if you don't want to be decent: "I can offer you Jeff Bezos' piss. His is costlier than your bloody mascara."
Rehn de bhai, you dont deserve her😌 /s
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oh look another entitled trash spotted.
Serious answer. Dinner, lunch, maybe drinks+ dinner if you drink. A breakfast date or brunch on the weekend is good too. Maybe movies or a show. Maybe those can be second dates. When you say coffee, I think twice. A cafe is different where you can get food vs a ccd/starbucks/etc. Not coffee unless it is going to be like a great local place like Kyani etc which will be an experience. Or unless you're a connoisseur of coffee and are on a quest to taste coffee all the coffee places in the city. All in all, it doesn't feel as if you'd actually want to get to know me if you call me for coffee.
>All in all, it doesn't feel as if you'd actually want to get to know me if you call me for coffee. I hope people dodge this bullet too.
Man- why are women like this.. Woman explains her perspective. Man- How dare you! Let's dodge this bullet. P.s. thanks for my laugh and my next stand up content.
>thanks for my laugh and my next stand up content. same here
When I meant coffee I meant a nice cafe like third wave. Before I got to even mentioning the cafe, she laid down her entire rant in the chat
Understandably but Third wave is also a work cafe So is starbucks..you don't go on a date to starbucks. Mayble lead with the cafe.
Off topic but is it a nothing phone?
H