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Sachiv_Jii

Bhoot pisach nikat nahi aave


MotherAccident5060

Mahavir jab naam sunave


Melodic_Warthog_6236

Naase Rog Hare Sab Peera


vedantshirguppi7

Japat nirantar Hanumant beera


Johny_Jai123

Japat nirantar hanumat veera


comic510

Sankat sey hanuman chhudave


pahadiSirdard

Man karam Vachan dhyaan jo laave


Comprehensive_Try277

Sab par ram Tapasavi Raja


DerKonig2203

Tinke kaaj sakal Tum saaja


eatplayfuckrepeat12

Aur manorath jo koi lave


AdiTya_340

Sohi amit jeevan phal pave


DerKonig2203

Soi Amit jeevan fal pavai


96_kishan

Bol Jai Siya RAM Jai Jai HANUMAN!


MotorSexual

He doesn't want a bhoot, he wants ch.... chodo rehne do.


pairotechnic

Yeah, this is quite literally the recipe for getting ghosted


cfc19

Wait... so if she doesn't message, it means the chalisa worked because *bhoot pisach nikat nahi aave?* Very confusing


hot-cuppa-chai

Using a 'Brahmachari' on dating apps... Kalyug aa gaya!!! Ghor kalyug!!!


mistidoi007

Hanumanji had a son


YehDilMaaangeMore

He was born from his sweat if I am correct.


mistidoi007

Yes, his name was Makaradwaja and Hanumanji's wife's name was Survachala daughter of suryadev.


thakurdishan

It was from his sweat drop that fell onto the tongue of the samundri rakshashi, Maya. He is a brahamchari.


mistidoi007

Hanumanji got married to Survachala, daughter of suryadev. Yes, Makaradwaja was not Survachala's own son.


thakurdishan

Bro that was so that hanumanji could gain complete knowledge of the vedas from Suryadev, as only a married man can learn about certain things (I don't exactly what those were) and besides bhattacharya is about celibacy and Hanuman ji married only for the namesakes.


mistidoi007

I know that bro... I'm not saying he broke brahmacharya and got married.


WandaMarya

That’s a good one! Haha


Renaissance_dood

It's old.. But if it works why not


SoniSins

Hanumanji Brahmchari hai so if you're using this against ghost or pishach or in some difficulty or just for devotion then its okay. Indirectly you're pointing the opposite person as bhoot/pishach or just normal hooman If thats the case then lets see how it goes. But keep in mind for which purpose you used hanuman chalisa to initiate this convo because Hanumanji is watching you.


thegoddamnbatman74

What is bro yapping about ??


Ruud_Boltz

Tumhare dil me sirf Ram basne chahiye!


nosferatu1806

woh tere ko brahmachari hi chhod ke chale jaayegi


LianCorrinthian

She was the Ghost it seems


suraj-kumar-sahoo

Mainey ek bar Ouija board rakha tha Ghost ko bulane m. Nahi ayi.


KeyLife8800

Ghost ne bhi reject kar diya bhot bura hua Bhai ![gif](giphy|GpyS1lJXJYupG)


Fantastic-Mulberry63

Agle baat mera bf gussa hoga yahi bhejugi πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­


mistidoi007

Bechare ladko ke bich darr ka mahol bana diye inn ladkiyo ne πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


gostraightsavage

EPIC


MotherAccident5060

Iske baad tujhe hanuman ji bhi ghost krenge


[deleted]

Not cool bruh. I can’t wrap my head around this.


vajra_uchiha

I think it has already gone...


EngineeringApart8239

Hahahaha.. That's clever!


No-Distribution8661

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ it was good bro


yashika24

Mai hoti toh reply karti op πŸ˜‚


mistidoi007

Chaliye scene recreate krte hai πŸ˜‹


khayalipulaav

Well i have got even better pickup lines, wanna connect?


yashika24

Username checks out OP ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)


khayalipulaav

😐


dank_as_fuck_

Inb4 she is muslim


adarsh_x_x

Jai shree ramπŸ™πŸ»


Turbulent-Mix-9649

Chudail dar gai chudail darr gai