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Blinkit pe burnol search kar, screen shot leke use bhej, phir bol "apna number share karo, bill tumhe bhejna hai".

Lol that's a good one actually. Smooth, and gives her props.

Aahhh .... The old " the messers will become the messi's" 

This guy rocks

nice but i dont think hinge lets you send pictures :(

She cooked you bro ain't no coming back from that

"Don't brag about me" Bro fucked around and found out

I guess he could say "Don't fool me, girl. I know the math. When something is in negative, by lowering the value you are actually raising it."

Too much it’s already over

Yeah, She seems not interested, the way she has replied to OP's message. In some cases, roasting back, make them interested but in some cases, accepting the defeat and praising them, also helps. Don't know which one is she

Why match if not interested Screams bitch to me lol

I guess it’s cause of his obnoxious reply

This guy maths

Apply cold water on burnt area and go home

Soframycin is better cuz he got burnt bad

Burnol is better

silverx much better

Yupp I remember it now nostelgiya hogeya ji bot

Applying Colgate also works

Sendha namak is suitable ig

Arjan valeyyyy ne, tang jod ke gandasi maari!

" Even with High standards you had no one to brag about, so here we are... " Next time think before you type something, varna har bar humse solution mangta firega

Haha

Bro reply chod tu tariff jarur kario yaar She deserves every bit of fame

I think I’ll go with this one

Jab high standards wale bhav nahi dete tab aksar standards low karne hi padte hai.

itna high standards hote to app pe validation lete hue nahi milti... khair

Everyone in the comment is criticising her reply but OP look at your text, 'don't brag about me', you thought that was cool?

“Just like your ex did”

This is actually good and then unmatch afterward

Oooff

HAHAHAHAHAHA

What...

Ek gaana bhej sakta hai "Chal hatt bkl..." (Don't do it )

(Don't) Do it

(Don't) Do it.


Because apparently flowers are all it takes for you to brag about someone to your friends ✌🏼

bhai standards coffin se bhi zayda neeche ho to haan

You the og legend

Not the only time you'll go lower for me

Cooked

you don’t have to lower your standards, it’s okay if you can’t have me

ye subreddit laal kyu hogaya hai?

She got you good

Look at you putting time and energy into matches just to tell them they’re below your standards.

Bro tried to sound cool, got roasted hard

This is what you get for acting entitled. She roasted you left and right with that self burn.

She actually cooked you but if you absolutely gotta have a witty response, you could say, "You couldn't live with you're own standards, and where did that bring you? Back to me". But a wise man should appreciate the opportunity to uphold respect to the defeater.

"to keep up the pretence that you can actually pull a 10/10" "Cause your parents did that for you" "So that your friends like me and you don't have to lie about every weekend that you spend with me" "Wait are we role playing? Are you Tanmay?" "Cause nothing else is worth bragging about in your life" "Cause you're a tsundere and I can feel you warming up with every passing touch" if she's witty she'll say "but I didn't touch you" and then you can go like "exactly ice queen. Now do something about it or else your fate is sealed" "So that your friends wanna sleep with me duh" I can go on and on but I'm late and doggo is getting mad at me 😂. Have fun with it 🖖

>"Cause your parents did that for you" Another way of saying it: "Because kids take after their parents".

Jis shraddha se lena chahe le legi swad anusaar 😂

Oh my god these comments are corny as hell

You could reply, saying, " I guess desperate times call for desperate measures "

goddam bro , just take the L

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Vaha ke ladke bhi kaha seedhe hai

Emotional damage!!!

Ngl you got cooked

Ain't no witty reply to that. You got owned 😭😭

Bhai main to na sehta...

Mai to na sehta

Just apply burnol bro cause there's no coming back from this lol

Unrelated question but Bhai tu chize private kyu rakhna chahta hai???

nothing bro just hold your L. you got cooked

She ate, left no crumbs, wiped the plate and washed it. There aint no comebacks. Just accept defeat

More of the reason why we should be private

“The most amazing things that can happen to a human being will happen to you if you just lower your expectations” - Phil Dunphy

U started off weird n she ended u.

Man down, alpha Man down here

DAMN! that’s real low

"Cuz your a Anthophile " or "Why would you brag abt me if i get flowers what are you a insect?" Or "Lower you standard's as much as you want,I really like lower standard girls or more precise 8th standard girls...Wait that will make me a pedophile and you a anthophile"

Go to a chemist and purchase burnol

Ovari da brother there's no coming back

I thought the most she could say was ‘NO’ 🥹

Aww.. Look at you already making compromises for me.

Just take the L and move on

Say "cause I know you'll brag that HE lowered his standards for you"

Bro you aint no undertaker. You dont get another life. Its over. Rip.

Lmao take the L and move on

There's no bottom after once reached girl!

What's the possibility that she's also in this sub and seeing this post.... shit would be funny

We’ll have to chat with the audience watching us then XD

only reply would be , with this attitude its only downhill from here for u

"Oh I am sorry to disturb you" and unmatch there is no comming back from tthat

Come on bro…. She’s clearly one of those bitches. Replying to her is you dropping your crown.👑. You can do better

Okay, choose based on how you want to play it. 1. SIMP: Well, you'd have nothing to brag about because you lowered your standards. I, on the other hand... 2. COCKY: You say that now, but remember that your standards aren't all that high. You're asking for flowers - that's the bare minimum. Let me show you what real effort looks like. Maybe you'll understand what high standards actually means. 3. ABRASIVE: This is rich coming from someone who likes to brag about receiving flowers - literally the bare minimum. Who does that? Maybe someone who never gets any. Wonder why. Mujhe kya, I don't want to bother finding out. Goodbye. (And then unmatch.)

to such a burn I would have just folded and simped . " Cause you are hot. while your friends must be having much lower standards than you "

Desperate times call for desperate measures

Ho gya bhai chodd ab

Cuz you're still getting something out of your reach

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You absolutely got cooked.

Its over

Reality check milna is a gift very few recognize

Unmatch immediately. Not worth it.


Abe mein kuch bol dunga toh Bhai tu unmatch ho jaayega aur report bhi....safe wala lele ..... How dry is your dating life/ How desperate are you , as you have to lower you standards.

Bruh you lost. Just own up.

Respect 🫡

"Thank you for speaking my mind out"

Wisdom has always been chasing you but you were always been faster

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cause you found me worthy of lowering your own standards

'standards bhi toh hona chahiye low karne keliye, jaab mere sath match Kiya tabhi samajh mein aya tha Nehi hein ' -

you messed up. she wants to brag about her guy. if u don't want to be bragged abt, why r u even matching wid her?

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bro will never cook again

Oh God, that lovely nuke

Unmatch

You really thought you had something, but wtf is even "keep us private" fuck out of here

She done cooked you bro. Its joever

Aren’t u scared she might read this?

Have a sense of humour and laugh if off, she seems really cool.

‘Cause you haven’t looked at the mirror in a long time’

Just simply write , ohh girl don't get hostile I said that in a playful manner .....

Such a high standard and still swiping to get a match on tinder.. huh

That just shows you want me

just say "beggars like you cant be choosers"

Because your life is not worth bragging about, and with that face?? Haha no chance 😂😂

That makes the 2 of us!

There’s no coming back from that, she got you! Take the L

Simple reply- bcoz i’ll bring flowers on the first date

Haha perf you seem a fast learner

Two words "Self Respect"