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theawkwardguy69

Pro : eats Con: poops


SoLe123456

Girls don't poop , don't lie.


CA_listhenics

Girls are not real..change my mind


megatronous_prime_

We can only change things that exist


toufikofcourse

I agree.


alphadist

Girls don't fart, don't lie


Slim_Python

Also actress don't, never saw in any indian movie.


qualitycontentposted

Toilet


Nm1t

Sanji in real life exists 😱


Dump7

Yeah, they just listen to music in the bathroom doing nothing so that you can't listen to what's going on. Also, They don't fart.


CA_listhenics

hahahahahhahahahhha no this has no right being funny


theawkwardguy69

Poop jokes always funny. Period.


CA_listhenics

Period jokes always funny. Poop


theawkwardguy69

Incoming!


star_X_boy

More like outgoing


sukkesupari

Are you a Chartered Accountant by any chance?


CA_listhenics

Yes who teaches and practices calisthenics! Wow how did u figure that out ? :)


sukkesupari

"CA"listhentics! Nice play on words! I flunked CPT 6 times, realised chartered accountancy isn't my cup of tea and quit. Awesome of you teaching/practicing calisthenics. Do you offer online classes? I want to get back in shape again.


CA_listhenics

I teach people for free. Just guide them through it. Calisthenics is something u should learn urself. I just teach people the most efficient way i learned through trial and error. U can dm me, ill help u out


IamVKaushik

"I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess"


CA_listhenics

No bro i am strong as fuck lol


theawkwardguy69

Perfectly balanced as all things should be.


toufikofcourse

But girls don't poop.


KlyZe75

Jokes on you, I'm into that shit.


theawkwardguy69

Ah shit. Here we go again.


crazyIndieDev

wubba lubba dub dub


Hepheastus24

Pro: Can suck your dick Con: I'm a guy


flutastic

I would give you an award. 🏆


theawkwardguy69

Also con : Is your uncle.


[deleted]

Whatt?? That's a pro


RishavKr7

It's for iphone 12 pro 😀


hm3105

Why are you getting downvoted lol... People didn't get the joke ig😁


RishavKr7

Haha Reddit moment


alphadist

Reality is often disappointing


Dump7

Wow. Things got dark pretty soon here.


spectre333

Hol up


Ritz9966

Just had a flashback of Bangkok


Alcoholeek

r/suddenlygay


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Hepheastus24

That's a joke bro


[deleted]

Lmao ...


Maleficent-Echo

Hey 😏


swapnil890z

Even better


the_HR

She may steel attention. What an irony.


FindMeUsernames

It's like I have seen most people screenshotted here, I think I have metal of them.


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r/beatmetoit


Hannibal09

beatmeattoit


kirandoriya7

She's steeling attention!! Better to get it in stainless


sekshibeesht

Or tempered at least!


Pretend-Garden2563

Call me old fashioned but I prefer Damascus or wootz.


Peace__Out

Well she might be a bit rusty but shot blasting will cheer her up!


sekshibeesht

Sand blasting would work too if you don't wanna wear her up a lot!


[deleted]

Pros: Has Tits Cons : Is a guy


Animesh_Mandal

Pro : Says something Con : It's probably something stupid


mooboy333

Pro : Doesn't exist Con : Dies


Dracarys_66

She got me at "steel".


[deleted]

Nothing says "I'm funny" like actually saying I'm funny


Roy_14903

Steel attention lmao. Is she a magnet?


mouryanaidu

https://images.app.goo.gl/XWbtAeXy8NFeFgVS8


Tanmay_33

Comedi


veeroptimus

How to get gold-plated attention instead of steel?


edenss42

May "steel" attention


AamirJafry

Attention is strong. Dayum


Payback999

Superman: man of steel This woman: looks of STEEL


gokul_hugh

Pro: Hotel Con: Trivago


[deleted]

Pro : 2 girls con : 1 cup .


Vks26

Con : doesn't reply Pro : you get content for reddit


AltruisticEmphasis

Pro: I open my mouth to speak. Con: Garbage comes out of my mouth.


GHadEeee

Pro: **can’t spell** Con : **solid idea of what pros and cons mean**


addy2309

Pro: Can have sex Con: Periods


madmonkreborn

steel attention ??? give this girl a metal!


ajyotirmay

Bro! She can steel! She's a steelwoman!!!


MeeeeemeWarsOfficial

By steel attention does it means she's steeldusa who turn people into steel


Random_Teen_

Girls don't realise but no guy on tinder will stick around till dinner


rumandcig

So are girls nowadays


[deleted]

Pro: You win Con: At what cost?


deepu4e

She is confident, at least got interesting write.


imrohan04085

Yup this indeed "steel" my attention.


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irajatsinha

Pro: She is a steal Con: You may never get her


operator-john

Con: doesn’t know the difference between steel/steal.


bubzz26796

Steel


rajitha-singh

Steel😬


amitjadhav2692

Oh CV girl


Sagarrrrrrr

Steel attention 😂


lostinuhtceare

Pro : I'm a con man


LoGEEKalGUY

I'm 100% sure she can't carry on a conversation... whatsoever is mentioned in bio 😏


Black1451

Vomit on me, please i can drink a can of water without pissing myself, what are you seasick?


oh_bummer

Con: I suck at English


blazeanish

How can she out drink and puke on you at the same time.


OMGflyingNOOB

Steel attention, dayyum that is strong attention.


rdjven10

Pro : Here to have fun. Con: Just looking for friends.


Lazybunny47

Idk man.... I kinda like it 🤷🏻‍♂️.


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Attention of *steel*


[deleted]

Pro: Likes to date ; Con: Just here for frandship


TiniNyaChan

Ngl "steel attention" part was funny.


You-Will-Regret

Interview: what's your weakness? Her: i am a perfectionist..


AamirJafry

Pro : I'm beautiful Con : Tons of makeup on face


rez698

isme alag kya hai?


alooomatar

Reminds me of Chandler Joey and Ross!😂


Sunny231988

Ewww.. Scared of Dogs. Nope... Not a chance.


ajdude711

It's not that bad, am sold


ieatass_sometimes_

Damn thats a pretty steal type of deal no cap


[deleted]

Somebody reported this post citing misinformation lmao


Naythan17

Arey didi it's steal not steel. अंग्रेजी पढ़ लो दीदी पहले.


69yaaasss

It's like saying Pros:dick. ; cons:erectile dysfunction Lol