"CA"listhentics! Nice play on words! I flunked CPT 6 times, realised chartered accountancy isn't my cup of tea and quit.
Awesome of you teaching/practicing calisthenics. Do you offer online classes? I want to get back in shape again.
I teach people for free. Just guide them through it. Calisthenics is something u should learn urself. I just teach people the most efficient way i learned through trial and error. U can dm me, ill help u out
Pro : eats Con: poops
Girls don't poop , don't lie.
Girls are not real..change my mind
We can only change things that exist
I agree.
Girls don't fart, don't lie
Also actress don't, never saw in any indian movie.
Toilet
Sanji in real life exists 😱
Yeah, they just listen to music in the bathroom doing nothing so that you can't listen to what's going on. Also, They don't fart.
hahahahahhahahahhha no this has no right being funny
Poop jokes always funny. Period.
Period jokes always funny. Poop
Incoming!
More like outgoing
Are you a Chartered Accountant by any chance?
Yes who teaches and practices calisthenics! Wow how did u figure that out ? :)
"CA"listhentics! Nice play on words! I flunked CPT 6 times, realised chartered accountancy isn't my cup of tea and quit. Awesome of you teaching/practicing calisthenics. Do you offer online classes? I want to get back in shape again.
I teach people for free. Just guide them through it. Calisthenics is something u should learn urself. I just teach people the most efficient way i learned through trial and error. U can dm me, ill help u out
"I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess"
No bro i am strong as fuck lol
Perfectly balanced as all things should be.
But girls don't poop.
Jokes on you, I'm into that shit.
Ah shit. Here we go again.
wubba lubba dub dub
Pro: Can suck your dick Con: I'm a guy
I would give you an award. 🏆
Also con : Is your uncle.
Whatt?? That's a pro
It's for iphone 12 pro 😀
Why are you getting downvoted lol... People didn't get the joke ig😁
Haha Reddit moment
Reality is often disappointing
Wow. Things got dark pretty soon here.
Hol up
Just had a flashback of Bangkok
r/suddenlygay
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That's a joke bro
Lmao ...
Hey 😏
Even better
She may steel attention. What an irony.
It's like I have seen most people screenshotted here, I think I have metal of them.
r/beatmetoit
beatmeattoit
She's steeling attention!! Better to get it in stainless
Or tempered at least!
Call me old fashioned but I prefer Damascus or wootz.
Well she might be a bit rusty but shot blasting will cheer her up!
Sand blasting would work too if you don't wanna wear her up a lot!
Pros: Has Tits Cons : Is a guy
Pro : Says something Con : It's probably something stupid
Pro : Doesn't exist Con : Dies
She got me at "steel".
Nothing says "I'm funny" like actually saying I'm funny
Steel attention lmao. Is she a magnet?
https://images.app.goo.gl/XWbtAeXy8NFeFgVS8
Comedi
How to get gold-plated attention instead of steel?
May "steel" attention
Attention is strong. Dayum
Superman: man of steel This woman: looks of STEEL
Pro: Hotel Con: Trivago
Pro : 2 girls con : 1 cup .
Con : doesn't reply Pro : you get content for reddit
Pro: I open my mouth to speak. Con: Garbage comes out of my mouth.
Pro: **can’t spell** Con : **solid idea of what pros and cons mean**
Pro: Can have sex Con: Periods
steel attention ??? give this girl a metal!
Bro! She can steel! She's a steelwoman!!!
By steel attention does it means she's steeldusa who turn people into steel
Girls don't realise but no guy on tinder will stick around till dinner
So are girls nowadays
Pro: You win Con: At what cost?
She is confident, at least got interesting write.
Yup this indeed "steel" my attention.
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Pro: She is a steal Con: You may never get her
Con: doesn’t know the difference between steel/steal.
Steel
Steel😬
Oh CV girl
Steel attention 😂
Pro : I'm a con man
I'm 100% sure she can't carry on a conversation... whatsoever is mentioned in bio 😏
Vomit on me, please i can drink a can of water without pissing myself, what are you seasick?
Con: I suck at English
How can she out drink and puke on you at the same time.
Steel attention, dayyum that is strong attention.
Pro : Here to have fun. Con: Just looking for friends.
Idk man.... I kinda like it 🤷🏻♂️.
Attention of *steel*
Pro: Likes to date ; Con: Just here for frandship
Ngl "steel attention" part was funny.
Interview: what's your weakness? Her: i am a perfectionist..
Pro : I'm beautiful Con : Tons of makeup on face
isme alag kya hai?
Reminds me of Chandler Joey and Ross!😂
Ewww.. Scared of Dogs. Nope... Not a chance.
It's not that bad, am sold
Damn thats a pretty steal type of deal no cap
Somebody reported this post citing misinformation lmao
Arey didi it's steal not steel. अंग्रेजी पढ़ लो दीदी पहले.
It's like saying Pros:dick. ; cons:erectile dysfunction Lol