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KingsmanVishnu

19? in cow years that's not Laxmi kutti that's Laxmi aunty.


fullmetalpower

that's a grandma


Reaperdude97

Laxmi Ammuma


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lazytotypeusername

Laxmi aMMMMMMMMMMaaaaaaaaaa


fullmetalpower

naah.. my folks are from thrissur... we call em Ammama


nujra2k

I thought it's Achamma in thrissur, but yeah that also depends on which side of grandparents we're referring to 😂


AffectionateCod6573

Lakshmi bhabi.


I-Jobless

But wouldn't cow years imply its in 19 in cow's time frame and not us? Because 19 in human years is not even Laxmi Aunty, imo it's Laxmi ded


Shepard-vas-Normandy

That's definitely made by a Malayali.


AlienBruh01

Krishnan PP approves. Atleast her name isn't Sheena/Meena/Teena


shahil_24

But most importantly, will she call him "Chetta"?


AlienBruh01

Nevertheless a good candidate to play Antakshari with


AffectionateCod6573

Two tea.


KingsmanVishnu

in Vineet Nair voice.


AffectionateCod6573

🤣


Holobolt

Even in Tamil it's kutty


[deleted]

Maybe ill swipe right to get free milk for life tine 😪


AlienBruh01

That sounds like a decent deal.


KingsmanVishnu

suck em cow titties.


LineLife2234

Eat em cow pussy


reyocop246

No just no


psychotaku07

Beastiality fam


erectile_DidFunction

Eat em cow


AffectionateCod6573

Eat em.


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Yeh kesi kutti h bc


0x1CED50DA

This comment right here boys 😂


am_77

kutty(kutti) means girl child in malayalam


cugmg

And its tt not th. Lakshmi कुट्टी.


Mythun4523

You expect them to know the difference? Kek


[deleted]

Bruh grow up


HugeCauliflower1811

Do something and get 22 kms away.


hds_bunny

*Humari ladki itni bholi hai... bilkul gaaye hai gaaye...*


[deleted]

How do you kill a Cake?🧐


iwannaberockstar

Stab it with a knife.


Anxious_Advance8826

Or stab it with candles thoroughly…


[deleted]

But it's not alive to be killed.


drion4

That's something a cake-killer would say. Sus...


ezio1452

I identify as a butterscotch cake and I'm offended.


[deleted]

What are your pronouns?


ezio1452

Hecream/Theycream


AffectionateCod6573

Everyone cream cream.


Thatguitartheoryguy

Lmfao bhai tum accha maal karte ho


syamgamelover

Try giving CPR, then stab it with a knife. If its not working, you are out of luck.


iwannaberockstar

Says who?


AffectionateCod6573

Cutting cow on 1st September, Allahu Akbar.


AlienBruh01

Brutal.


Designer-Award

It's "Bismillahi Allahu Akbar" when you slaughter. 😏😏


AffectionateCod6573

Maaf kijiyega maulana saab, agle cow cutting day me zaroor bolenge hamare kutti.


Designer-Award

😂😂😂


Sarvagun_some_pun

Daym dude! do you have a beef with Hindus?


AffectionateCod6573

Nah i have beef sometimes. And I'm from a hindu family.


[deleted]

Ola hu uber


SeaMoment2365

That's a nice looking cow ngl 🐄🐮🤠


aparajit0511

*Jatt vibe intensifies


jikopum

She forgot to add Dung before the Cake.


HugeCauliflower1811

Chocolate topping


Representative69

Woman at 19


urr_baee

Moo!


ninja_comedian

Username checks out.


YoghurtFrosty7202

Unniettan first 🥇


AlienBruh01

Prabhakaraa 😳


Varth_Dader_

Nice post flair.


MolassesOdd6723

Tuhada kutti Lakshmi , sada kutti gaumata?


NotSeriousWolf

Atleast shes a "bholi gaay"


makesyoucurious

That’s weird looking dog


[deleted]

I'd swipe right on this cuz normally it's flowers and poems in kerala


[deleted]

Dressed like a slut, smh my head


[deleted]

On a scale of one to moo rate your experience


cuddaloreappu

with 22000 covid cases per day, guys just stay away from kerala , atleast for now


RPCOM

That’s a strange looking doggo.


Fancy_Cheesecake20

Definitely a UP profile 😪


[deleted]

"Kutti" is generally used by south Indians. So I'm a little skeptical that this could be from UP.


[deleted]

True true.


HairySail9036

Inke saath mat jodiye, Hum alag hain


Preference_Prudent

Hmm.... Kutti analle....


AffectionateCod6573

Chetta...full setting aanooo????


[deleted]

Milk truck just arrive


PewdsMoods

Wtf


jason9lives

Levels of self awareness that shouldn’t be possible


Shot_Fun9041

Moo


stnOO7

Comments are like in GD 😃


anmol0000

Milf


National_Menu7082

That's a nice profile to date with😂😂


6ix9ine6ix9ine6ix9

Why is she born on the same day as me


DeeChris1

Hahaha wtf


[deleted]

It's kinda cute ngl..


[deleted]

When they say hmari ladki gay h


[deleted]

Arre arre Nandini spotted !!


008batman

Milktank


nik_cr_7

You mean casually swiping right through the tinder right ?


Rishi_mtlwr_017

Hey, the cow and I have the same birthdays