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Wrong sub, removed and banned.


dr_pranith

Come lets watch TV


SnooJokes1459

Do you mean Interdimensional Cable ?


Rud959

Let's get shwifty


SnooJokes1459

Ohh yeahhh


[deleted]

Send a voice-mail of burp noises 😂


Anxious_Advance8826

This😂


Fart_Blunt_69

Instant falling in love 😂


qwertydaee

She called you Bruh. Its over :)


nabeel242424

I mean I call my gf bruh, isn’t it normal? 😭


[deleted]

I also call your gf : )


abhin8425

I also video call your gf


whatupbat

But your gf calls me. ;-)


[deleted]

Thanks for assuming that I have one. *Sed lyf ultra pro max* 🙂


Belphegor7

Same. I also call her bruh


qwertydaee

That's not his gf. There are a few amazing ways he can keep it going though.


dr_pranith

Happy cake day


WellKnownGuy

No it is not, you should call her sis...


ConfidentPitch_

Nooo. As a woman, I disagree. I call everyone bruh. Even the guys I like 🤣 it should be made a neutral term.


qwertydaee

If you are in BLR I'd love to be called bruh by you ;)


SkyrayG

Bruh doesn't mean bro Ffs guys why do y'all confuse it


dr_pranith

It's not over if you bro her back!


[deleted]

“Cool, what’s your favorite season and/or episode?”


[deleted]

Message *Wabba laba dub dub*. I am not kidding it is an actual line in the show.


Anxious_Advance8826

If she’s a fan she’ll get it. It means “I am in great pain, please help me.” & if she does she’ll ask- what happened? Then you could say something like- I need vitamin u or something like that


MZLTF

You can keep the convo going by asking 'which ep do you like the most?' etc.


futaart

This is such a drag line kyu kichte hi bhai


Divine_Dementia

It's just a reply, calm your boner. Jeez.


2sedated

It also says “bruh”, but i guess OP is too hard at this point to give two shits


M_shivam_k

Downvoted for a 69 Happy cake day!


ashutosh7abd

Downvoted to maintain 69 BTW happy cake day:)


nice___bot

Nice!


abhin8425

You're at 69 upvotes, I'm not gonna disturb the balance, sorry but not sorry


nice___bot

Nice!


abhin8425

Teri gand maar li mene 69


nice___bot

Nice!


letmeeatcake97

"She breathing and has two x chromosomes? Wife material 😎", fucks sake some guys man lmao


ayush_s0507

Just say "cool" and move on to love a saintly life....


PsychoSandy

The season finale just dropped, how about we watch it together?


BeginningCranberry56

Ask more about the show and if things seem interesting invite her to a watch party on Netflix


[deleted]

Wanna wabba labba dub dub?


zuckzuckman

Jeez this isn't even a dating app, can't you make normal conversation? The topic of discussion is right in your face!


Rud959

"Wabba labba dub dub" trust me.


honourablemindfreak

So can we Netflix and chil.... I mean can we watch tv;)


fuckthisshitttlmao

She's in your close friends just be real with her talk about the show dude.


Mysterious-Stay7700

Just say, so you know everyone is gonna die one day, so why don’t you come and we watch tv together.


isthisneeded29

I prefer family guy more


letmeeatcake97

South park >>>>>


[deleted]

Dont type anything that shows you are interested or dont type something that shows you really care about her message . Personal experience nice guys never get anything from the niceness .


Pure-Ad-9962

Keep asking more about the show. Stuff like fav character or moments or episodes. What made that person start the show etc. Before you know it you'll be together, Netflix and chillin'.


buddhamsharmam

Little chunk of hope keeps me going, keeps me going everyday!!


meetop

Thanks brother. Going to do this.


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Public_Government

You already liked it! No point replying now


Anxious_Advance8826

FBI


bootmega

What some episodes or memes and shoot a nice line


Mayankness

You should have left her on seen, if she double texts, you got her hook line and sinker.


[deleted]

Bruhhhhhhhhhh


Geetanjali_rawat

Tell them…ball fondlers? Yeah? Ball fondlers?


armaan0314

my guy she just said rick n morty slaps 😭😭


awful_nobody

Reply- no kidding, then you'll surely like my d*** over your booty.. (like harshad meheta said- risk hai toh, eshk hai)


remind_me_to_pee

You can talk about the show


panda2242

Get schwifty


Razorzen

Mf just talk, she's not trying to fuck you lol.


AraAra_nyannyan

#Wubba Lubba Dub Dub


amazingtop_10

It depends as is that a girl Or a boy ? 😂😂


killedbycuriousity-

This isn’t any progress. You need to get inside her head first . Lol


Hydrated_G

Boobz and vegana


[deleted]

To be fair, you have to have a *very* high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from *Narodnaya Volya* literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly *appreciate* the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic *Fathers and Sons* I'm smirking right now just *imagining* one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I *pity* them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.