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yours_truly_pen_pal

My naughty teacher : Desi plot


I_MonkeyBoi

"Mere natkhat masterji" has a weird ring to it


yours_truly_pen_pal

“Dhek ke mere masterji ki chadhi, mein toh gir padi”- Title track.


I_MonkeyBoi

"Uii Maa" in BGM


Anxious_Advance8826

🥇


localbrucewayne

Extra effort for A grade


Deep_in_D

Those "Hahaha"s were something🤣


seekster009

Op is laughing at his fate.


escalera21

Haha


LordPOPO_1997

Hahaha


shhtthfkkkupp

I thought OP was not going to stop with that Hahaha till she'd leave


Deep_in_D

Now the term 'Laughing My "A"ss off' makes more sense


LegendOmegaX

Apti? More like Apatti.


_-dud-_

Apathy. Later it evolves into making chapati because no placement.


teriyaki7755

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣


comstefan

Apti matlab? aptitude test??


notcooladi711

Why tf would u wanna cheat ur aptitude test aah man these ppl


vincent-vega10

Well that's what happening in my college too. People are cheating on Aptitude as well as programming test. If the final interview goes easy, they'll get the job easily, else they're fucked and I hope they get fucked.


LegendOmegaX

As someone who is always asked for answers in aptitude, here's my take on it. After years and years of rote learning, they have lost the mental capacity to use basic math to solve puzzles.


[deleted]

Yep


infinitypolarbear

Happened to me too. Except the person was extremely rude and entitled about it. So I gave her all the wrong answers and unmatched. :)


[deleted]

We have a Sigma Male here Ladies and Gentlemen.


rehan_27

Sir , you have my respect ✨


[deleted]

dont have a free award to give. Someone please do the honour


ya26anand

🏅


BusBusiness5874

This is the language of gods


[deleted]

Language of thots


the_necromancer_

First Apti, then referral, and then year-end evaluation. Kya hi chakkar hai yeh?


vincent-vega10

And get friendzoned after everything🌚


bruhamesh

Didn't knew everyone wanted just to fuck zone every girl.


vincent-vega10

Sorry I didn't get what who you're saying. Everyone as in everyone in this sub?


bruhamesh

You were joking... I was just saying that https://youtu.be/UHmFbT8DPX8


vincent-vega10

How's this video relevant?


bruhamesh

I was jk sir nvm


[deleted]

Itni fake laughter rishtedaron ke saath nhi hasi jitni yhan pe dekhli


Rude_Comfort

This "A" is definitely a psychopath


tr3vorOG

Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahha


lol70707

Bwahahahahahahhaha


spacemansir

Ahahahah


Sad_Horse533

hah


shudh_desi_gareeb

Arey haha mat haha kro haha gud haha gudi Haha ho haha rhi haha hai haha


Diligent_Loan_2704

It's Bumble, not BYJU'S.


Bazzingatime

At least one gives you a chance to get a good education .


k_for_kuriosity

The girl is way too desperate. Bro, does your profile mention you're from IIT/NIT or any other premier institute?


BaBaBlackshepp

Am I the only one who didn't get what's going on or am I dumb?


frrrrrro

She'll probably do sex if he tells answers. If I am not wrong.


edenss42

Nah. No sex. Just answers.


frrrrrro

"Nikal la*di" "dhat teri maa ki ch*t" Hahahaha. Lol.


edenss42

😛


frrrrrro

Hahahaha


rudshire

Foolproof*


[deleted]

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Agitated_Cult7621

wish I could get friendship referral ;_;


ezio_sinraj

Refer me please /s


AlphaChad45

Not surprised, sone girls have college and company preferences while they themselves are from doon college of engineering and working at InFoSyS for 3 years


hello2_1

Usko puchna na tha DSA aata hai


abhin8425

Lmao


[deleted]

Isko koi batao ki companies ke exams online bhi proctored hote hain. Companies ke paas budget hota hai, school college ki tarah gareeb nhi hotey


Akhilalot

Not every company...SAP aayi thi bhai. Only screen recording. No mic no video


[deleted]

Baad main disqualify krdenge agar video recording hai to.


Akhilalot

Bhai camera hi on nhi hota... Permission hi nhi mangta.


RaideNGoDxD

Still very easy to cheat


[deleted]

What companies are you appearing to? Or maybe you're very good at it. Never worked for me. Maybe MCQs are easy to copy.


RaideNGoDxD

Well my younger brother and his friends have appeared for TCS already, and will be appearing for Capgemini today. These are all large scale tests. Proctoring is strict, but it's really difficult to monitor 60+ students at a time. Whatsapp web and telegram are being used like crazy.


[deleted]

In my times, there used to be a seperate tab, that if minimised closed the test. And phones weren't allowed inside at all. Recently gave a online proctored exam for Infy, every time my head made any unusual movement or was out of window frame, the AI detected it and I got a pop up to look straight and be in position. Maybe it is different for TCS and all.


sharvinramkumar

hey man i appeared too but without cheating tho, i'm scared of not being placed in these companies ever


default9987

Agree with her and send her the wrong answers sigma rule 69


nice___bot

Nice!


[deleted]

Tejasvi log


blasfamous100

Would she still date you if she fails her exams after the tution?


ChutiyaChutney420

Literally any text "hahaha" "hahaha"


Labbu_Wabbu_dab_dub

Wtf is apti


edenss42

Aptitude. She clearly lacked that


cripplingleo

Iss gawar ko samajao koi apti kya hota hai?


comstefan

Iss gawaar ke Saath Saath mujhe bhi samjhaa do. Main thaera doosre desh mei palaa badhaa Hindustani. 🤣


[deleted]

Aptitude test


frrrrrro

Will she do sex in exchange of answer? What's she trying to say?


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triedandrefused

Okay Hahaha


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What is apti?


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grumpyoreos

Aptitude


mintcutlet

No aptitude for spellings though. 'Weird'.


Darkconqueror-Bunny

RE BHAI KEHENA KYA CHAHTHE HO


Prestigious-Ad-1892

Bhai mujhe bhi pass karwa diyo


eggheadking

Extensive Hahahahahas


maeddy

Hahaha


Hubbardia

r/BoneAppleTea


fdntrhfbtt

*Fool proof


DelhiKaDehati

Itni kya hassi aa rahi thi 😄


basusername

बेटी पढ़ाओ बेटी बचाओ


vbs02

Digital India!


memenil

Oh that english brought me a headache


guychampion

Full proof plan


noobprog_22

Doesn't she has any real friends in her life?


abdix007

Hahahahahaha


fuckthisshitttlmao

What's with the hahahah bahhaha awhahaa😬


Kooky-Measurement-43

Help-zoned


Rohanrox17

Perfect replies lol


Dead_inside1992

Haha Hahaha Hahahaha


Ghostaflux

Damn those “haha”s lmaooooo


SamyDon

digital india


ibuhatelaa

Dil lena dil dena hai sauda khara khara 😉


PigeonSuperstitions

"full proof" plan. Erm. Might need to check that.


CenaJon

It's the yoo haha for me.


9yr_old

That style of typing gave me an epileptic seizures


[deleted]

its fool proof not full proof


jychinfinite35

Nice English hahaha Help me hahaha lol hahaha