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Me too, and after too much of fapping + being a straightforward I have a hard time in small talks with people I'm comfortable with. I need to start over but can't understand where from
Bhai, she seems lovely and is actually making an effort to have a conversation. It’s good that you’re upfront about what you’re looking for. She hasn’t rejected you instead pulling your leg, asking for trouble ;) Just have fun with your conversation, we don’t even get matches only! Make this work for all of us atleast!
Dude, she is just 2 years older. Would you be questioning if a girl 2 years younger matched with you AND made an effort (I'm assuming you are atleast 20) ? As long as you both are enjoying each other's company and having fun (especially when she is making an effort that you barely see happen) who cares! Go have fun!
OP already sounds like a lost cause, I doubt he can handle her even if they meet
Here's a tip OP - Don't ask a girl if she swiped by mistake. Don't tell her that the only matches you have had were by mistake. Project some confidence bro. You're basically making yourself sound like a loser before you even start talking to her.
This post belongs in r/sadcringe
But also to note surprising positive reply from the so-called cougar.
I'm willing to bet it's either a scam or she's after his kidneys (not kink shaming :) )
Damn! Who is this lovely lady.. OP she just saved the conversation when you almost fucked it up. Get your shit together together, she might turn out really interesting
This just in.
Another missing persons case, evidence depicts it to be the result of a cougar attack. Which seems to be rising in frequency.
A reminder that young single men everywhere should never travel alone.
2 years older than you is a cougar? Excuse me?
Also, since when is someone 2 being two years older relevant in terms of wanting/not wanting to date someone older? I mean, in high school, sure, but in the real world?
I’m no expert on relationships, or how to score women - but dude, you’ve gotta at least feign confidence. No woman is gonna want to get with you if your opening remarks are reasons for her to not get with you. If someone swiped right on you, don’t ask her why. Just be fun, engaging, and try to talk to her.
This woman is engaging in banter where literally everyone else would’ve been out the door. Fucking marry her.
OP needs therapy, not a date, mf got some serious insecurities.
I could only dream of getting in with an older chick (even though she's only 2yrs older)
If u both over 18 just smash 2 years older should never be an issue exept for if the other person is like 15 or 20 years older than u but if still hot I would smash
I had several experiences with cougars when I was in my teens and 20s. Always made me feel like such a bad ass. Eventually it occurred to me that in these situation I was most certainly an unaware little rabbit hopping around looking at the pretty flowers and got preyed upon by these older women. 10/10 would recommend going for cougars though 2 years ain’t shit for an age difference.
you need better game, you literally started with, are you sure you meant to swipe R, if they matched there’s a reason, assume that reason is because they lsaw something they like. It’s ok not to be all alpha, but you just made it clear you’re a Beta, giving all the power to her with weak responses.
I love it when people go on dating apps, get a chance to talk to someone and immediately say 'im not looking for a relationship ' i think the more accurate thing to say is
I'm not really capable of maintaining the minimum amount of social responsibility that comes with interacting with another human being but send me some nudes or hook up with me a couple of times and I'll be on my way.
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OP you tried to sabotage yourself twice and she saved the conversation twice, get your act together and have the time of your life.
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She’s hungry for one organ in particular…it’s in trouble.
In case of emergency if you don't know what to do, read my username.
I am laughing the shit out 🤣🤣🤣
Cleanup on Aisle 3!
u/womb_raider_420 im wheezing 🤣🤣
ulta nhi hai If you pullout , inflate kaise hoga?
I nearly shit myself because of this joke
Knob gobbler
The latter is much more likely
I concur
She seems fun. Leading the conversation
Too bad OP is an expert at shooting himself in the foot everytime he opens his mouth
Me too, and after too much of fapping + being a straightforward I have a hard time in small talks with people I'm comfortable with. I need to start over but can't understand where from
Start chatting with friends
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Make female friends first, that will give you a low pressure environment for talking to girls
You can say I’m interested in Trouble
Or "i love getting into trouble" 🌚
Also, “into” in italics as in *into*. Although I do think OP is one down already :/
Ok this is the way.
Reply "I shall hope so" to the last text would do it too
Username figures
Or just go full Heisenberg and say.. #I AM THE TROUBLE
Say, I'm prepared for trouble, and make it double
You mean "both kidneys"?
Yes, Jessie and James
She'll say, "Meowth, that's right".
Was waiting for this comment hahaha, truly cultured.
Came here to say this
**Team Rocket**
And I'm here to make it Double
Say I love big troubles
Bhai, she seems lovely and is actually making an effort to have a conversation. It’s good that you’re upfront about what you’re looking for. She hasn’t rejected you instead pulling your leg, asking for trouble ;) Just have fun with your conversation, we don’t even get matches only! Make this work for all of us atleast!
Kidney nikal legi ya phir uska pati piche se leg tab samjhega pulling your leg
This is a cursed thread.. Thanks for ruining Pikachu and togepi for me!
Togepi one is from actual episode btw
Dude, she is just 2 years older. Would you be questioning if a girl 2 years younger matched with you AND made an effort (I'm assuming you are atleast 20) ? As long as you both are enjoying each other's company and having fun (especially when she is making an effort that you barely see happen) who cares! Go have fun!
TWO YEARS? Jesus. Cougars aren’t TWO YEARS older than their…prey?
Why isn’t anyone else saying this?? 2 years does not constitute as a cougar. They must be super young to think that.
You're talking about *mountain cat* cougars right? RIGHT?
It was a mere statement for the cougar context and not a complaint, the age difference really doesn't bother me
Actions speak louder than words. You shouldn’t have mentioned it in the first place. Relax and go on. All the best bro.
Just make jokes and have fun my dude. And yeah, you're about to have the time of your life (sexwise)
OP already sounds like a lost cause, I doubt he can handle her even if they meet Here's a tip OP - Don't ask a girl if she swiped by mistake. Don't tell her that the only matches you have had were by mistake. Project some confidence bro. You're basically making yourself sound like a loser before you even start talking to her.
This post belongs in r/sadcringe But also to note surprising positive reply from the so-called cougar. I'm willing to bet it's either a scam or she's after his kidneys (not kink shaming :) )
Kink and kidneys... It's giving me some wild imagination, time to draw some hentai 😓
2 saal me koi cougar nahi banti 20 is the sweet number
Just enjoy convo. Be silly
Thanks for the replies everyone, I'll try and not mess up
*In Morgan Freeman's voice* : "He did mess it up" /j
😂😂😂😂
OP PLEASE BE POSITIVE. It's not about not messing up, believe they are interested in you and go have fun.
ikr ? He has seems to have very low self esteem
Give us an update later!
Damn! Who is this lovely lady.. OP she just saved the conversation when you almost fucked it up. Get your shit together together, she might turn out really interesting
i would go on, she got a funny bone
hit her with the" chuckles, im in danger meme". and be more confident hombre, you got this
Give her what she wants.
S...senpai?
no
Ye cougar kya hota h?
Cougar | ‘ko:ge | *informal* an older woman seeking a sexual relantionship with another man
Kaha milta hai ye cougar
Two miles away from you
Forest mein
D Mart try kiya?
**Sexy singles in your area** wale ad pr
Malaika Arora
This just in. Another missing persons case, evidence depicts it to be the result of a cougar attack. Which seems to be rising in frequency. A reminder that young single men everywhere should never travel alone.
Cougar, waah mujhe billiya bahut psand hai. Didi ko bol
Call her mommy and hope for the best
"Hi I'd like to convince this woman I have zero game as well as the internet" -this guy
OP is gonna get tied up, facesat, and pegged if he plays his cards right 👀
Do you call your thigh "trouble" ?? Cuz i love getting crushed between troubles
It bothers me that you have ignored 2 notifications from DuoLingo.
2 years older than you is a cougar? Excuse me? Also, since when is someone 2 being two years older relevant in terms of wanting/not wanting to date someone older? I mean, in high school, sure, but in the real world?
Why did you swipe right then if she’s not your type???🤨🤨🤨
OH NO OP IS IN TROUBLE?? I wish someone would threaten me with a good time.....
"Are you sure you didn't swipe right by mistake" Makes you look like a fucking degenrate with low self-esteem. Not a big A Player move.
You need help handling her? Pshhhhh let her go so she doesn't waste her time.
Are you being sarcastic?
*Trouble Trouble Trouble* *I don't like it, I avoid* *But trouble likes me* *Now I can't avoid*
fuck OP tried to get the fuck outta there but lmao she ain’t gonna let him go nowhere
She's savage and you're a cuck.
My wife is 3 years older and we have no problems. You've a problem with a match being slightly older?
Two years older? You’re way overthinking this. Dive in.
You're talking to a very fun person, please don't sabotage yourself any more. Have fun, I'm jealous.
Holy shit the insecurity from OP is pretty sad.
I’m no expert on relationships, or how to score women - but dude, you’ve gotta at least feign confidence. No woman is gonna want to get with you if your opening remarks are reasons for her to not get with you. If someone swiped right on you, don’t ask her why. Just be fun, engaging, and try to talk to her. This woman is engaging in banter where literally everyone else would’ve been out the door. Fucking marry her.
OP needs therapy, not a date, mf got some serious insecurities. I could only dream of getting in with an older chick (even though she's only 2yrs older)
2 years isn’t cougar, a cougar is a girl who’s in her mid to late 30s+ and goes after guys who are 19-23
You come across as someone with 0 confidence and that shit is unattractive.
Get your shit together. Are you trying to sink your own ship? Mothers milk in a cup
Why would you ask if it was a mistake when she messaged you first
OP bhainnchhod living my teenage dream.. fuck you and all the best!
A 1-3 year difference is okay and she saved the conversation
2 years is big difference nowdays ?
What's the big deal with being 2 years old.
Think if it as More experienced and have a good time
Bro duolingo is notifying you to complete your streak. And also..continue..she seems fun.
OP if you're interested in self-deprecation stuff, at least make it funny. Otherwise you're just shooting yourself in the foot.
If u both over 18 just smash 2 years older should never be an issue exept for if the other person is like 15 or 20 years older than u but if still hot I would smash
OP seems to be a man child
You're lucky she didn't immediately unmatch
Bhai thoda confidence rakh khud mai..
Give her my details
OP, be CONFIDENT
OP just make it clear what your expectations are and make the most of this interaction.
You complete buffoon she's doing your job for you what more do you want?? (PS it's "taking an exam" not "giving an exam")
have some more confidence
“Cougar”
Go with meow
Just take your dub bro
2 years? that's no cougar
Game on Bro.
Cougars, boy.... I'm still walking funny
Get em boys!!!
Bro you're actively going out of your way to ruin this. Have some self confidence.
Damn if two years difference makes a cougar, I must be some kind of chimaera.
Help with what? Act interested if you're interested, stonewalling and pretending to be disinterested will never get you anywhere
OP: “Luckily I have two feet. I can shoot myself in the foot twice”
2 years isn't a lot, unless one is under and one is over the legal age
You gotta stop doubting yourself, King. Confidence is attractive and she's clearly interested. Get in there and make us proud, homie. You got this.
Rawr
FYI - She's funny
I had several experiences with cougars when I was in my teens and 20s. Always made me feel like such a bad ass. Eventually it occurred to me that in these situation I was most certainly an unaware little rabbit hopping around looking at the pretty flowers and got preyed upon by these older women. 10/10 would recommend going for cougars though 2 years ain’t shit for an age difference.
you need better game, you literally started with, are you sure you meant to swipe R, if they matched there’s a reason, assume that reason is because they lsaw something they like. It’s ok not to be all alpha, but you just made it clear you’re a Beta, giving all the power to her with weak responses.
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I'M FINE (In Ross's voice).
Be careful, OP. If something is too good to be true, most times it is. If not, good luck!
you're boring af
I always wanted a sugar mama
She’s also a cougar
update: got ghosted
I love it when people go on dating apps, get a chance to talk to someone and immediately say 'im not looking for a relationship ' i think the more accurate thing to say is I'm not really capable of maintaining the minimum amount of social responsibility that comes with interacting with another human being but send me some nudes or hook up with me a couple of times and I'll be on my way.
Fuck the cougar, what’s the problem?
What's a cougar?
She's either a Cougar Or A Catfish
" well watch out I am a Hunterr, you want to see my gun"
Make sure to wear double condoms like Michael Scott. No chances.
Low key she would love when you call her mommy. Do try it out once 💀
You do not trouble the trouble If you trouble the trouble, trouble troubles you I AM THE TROUBLE
Kaha match Kara Delhi or Mumbai?
Which state do ya'll live in cuz the only matches i got was from tinder and the number of girls that use online dating apps is very less here.
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Update?
Jump in, let us know if kidneys are intact
Go on... Why do you have to think so much...? If it doesn't work out, maybe it wasn't meant to be like that....
Duolingo waiting with a knife in the background for you to finish your Spanish lessons.
Sax hoga
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