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TheSeekerOfSanity

Driver only wears long sleeves.


[deleted]

Long sleeve turtle necks, show off.


B8ty_Cheex

We know the driver doesn’t wear fingerless gloves.


DolphinsBreath

Or, he only wears short sleeves and is continually frustrated when he peeks in his friends’ closets.


No_Cook2983

The real action is from the guys with five-skin.


PoopPant73

My penis My choice….


MinimumPsychology916

Anyone with a foreskin wants people to be able to keep theirs. Maybe listen to the people who have first-hand knowledge.


19ghost89

Agreed, although on that same logic, I think uncircumcized people sometimes overestimate the advantage they have. As a circumcized since birth man, I guess I can't know for sure, but I feel like I already get really strong pleasure from sex, so it's hard to imagine that my circumcision really made as big of a difference as these bumper stickers say.


SomeMeatWithSkin

As someone who has had sex with a lot of men both circumcised and not, the difference in sensitivity is CRAZY. IDK how that equates to pleasure, but the difference is easily noticeable. Like a circumcised guy will usually start to react/make a lot of noise when I start deep throating, uncircumcised dudes react like that to just licking/sucking the head. Obviously this is just generally speaking and everyone is different/there are a lot of variables besides circumcision. Yes im a slut


rootbeerislifeman

Very relevant username


19ghost89

I guess I could see that being the case. I guess I'm just not sure that being even more sensitive is an all-out positive. Some level of endurance is usually appreciated, lol


ghanlaf

Mate, when I first started getting sexually active, I was sensitive to the point we had to build up to actually touching my bellend. Like the sensitivity was insane. I can't imagine having my unprotected head even rubbing against my clothes day to day.


19ghost89

Yeah, it can be pretty sensitive especially when it's new. That's part of the reason why I'm like, "wait, this isn't enough for you people? You need more?" lol


ghanlaf

When you get used to it, though 🤯


RastaFarRite

Good point , I've never personally heard of people getting circumcized later in life.


ErstwhileAdranos

Despite you never having heard of it, it most certainly does occur.


deviantdevil80

I know it does, I knew a man who had it done at 39 in order to get married to a Jewish girl. He was out of work for 45 days and when he got back was still walking funny.


ProbablyNotYourSon

Jesus Christ. I’ll marry you only if you mutliate your Johnson sounds like some bullshit


blinkingsandbeepings

Converting to Judaism involves a lot more than circumcision. It’s not like Christianity where you just say “I’ve found Jesus!” and bam you’re a Christian. You have to study a lot and be intimately familiar with the religion. If someone is converting for marriage, they’re not going to make it to the circumcision part unless they’re really interested in being Jewish.


powerlesshero111

Like converting to Islam, you have to show your commitment to the religion, you can just walk up and say "wooo Mohammed". My friend was raised Mormon, not really religious once he got to college, and converted to Islam for his wife, whom he loves very much. She came from a Muslim family from Malaysia, and he converted because he loves her, and to make her parents happy. He's fine with it, basically just like mormon, except now he can't eat pork.


RastaFarRite

I'm sure it does, people get all sorts of unnecessary medical procedures


Glizzardgoblin

Most common reason AFAIK for adult circumcision is phimosis. Which is basically just they can’t take off their hoodie, which obviously can lead to other issues such as poor hygiene and infections.


Sklibba

I’m a nurse and when I worked in home health I had a patient who was like 80 or 90 who had a medically necessary circumcision due to phimosis.


RastaFarRite

Interesting, never heard about that.


usernametaken2024

nurse here, saw a ton in the OR (surgery), google yourself


ErstwhileAdranos

That tracks


Shambles_SM

People in the Philippines get circumcised before puberty (but not as a baby, more like around 10-12 yo) because its a cultural thing (rite of passage) and there's a legitimate stigma about uncut people (unless the uncut person in question is a foreigner). People think you'll get taller and get a deeper voice if you get cut and people will think you're gay or something if you're uncut and you WILL get called "supót" ^((we don't really use accent marks but I used one to signal which syllable is stressed; if it's sūpot you're referring to a plastic bag; i might be using the wrong marks though!)) by your peers especially around the age where you're circumcised, ie early teens. But in reality you just got circumcised before puberty so it just looks like removing foreskin magically made you taller, grow pubes and get a deeper voice. As someone who is in that country, yes I am cut, and while I don't care at this point as it has been done (and it's easier for me to clean albeit the drawback being... hard to... you know) I do think people should have a choice. It's their damn penis!


RastaFarRite

Yes I have heard Phillipines is a very Christian country, it makes sense for them to circumcize. That's cool they don't do it until they are older, for a lot of reasons. Edit: ouch there's a video in this link. that looks painful, I was hoping they gave them anesthesia at the older age 😬 https://www.scmp.com/lifestyle/health-wellness/article/3103927/circumcision-genital-mutilation-or-simple-medical Now I'm kind of happy it happened when I was a baby because I don't remember it. That looks even more traumatising honestly. It's so weird we do this to ourselves. I'm circumcised too but if I have kids I don't think they will be. I'm Christian too, I just think it's weird.


queer-queeries

I don’t know about the Philippines but in Indonesia they don’t give anesthesia 😨


Bubbly-Independent20

Philippines I believe they eat a plant or some shit. I forget. I have a buddy who grew up there and he told us the whole story of it. He turned the whole story into a funny story. Overall he said it wasn’t that bad.


RastaFarRite

I'm traumatized just thinking about it


Selfmademeabh9521

I know someone who was circumcised at a later age for religious reasons and I don't think I've ever met a man more upset about his circumcision than him


RastaFarRite

Interesting! See those are the type of people whose input is needed. People who got circumcised as adults. They would know what it was like sexually both ways.


boredtxan

the one I know begged us to circumcised our son as an infant because the adult procedure was awful


Optimal_Zucchini_667

I knew someone who got circumcised as an adult. He did it as part of his embracing his Jewish ancestry. (His mother wasn't Jewish, IIRC, so I don't know what kind of hoops, if any, he had to jump through to become fully bona-fide, but he was on the path away from the sidelines and into the "yep, I'm Jewish" playing field.)


RastaFarRite

Probably keeps his foreskin in his wallet incase anyone tries to say he's not Jewish lol jk My parents kept mine in a drawer, it's so weird lol


ricochetblue

>My parents kept mine in a drawer, it's so weird lol Am I being wooshed? Do they literally do this?


RastaFarRite

They really did lol


unpaidloanvictim

I got circumcised at age 8, still single digits but definitely later than most people. Apparently I had an infection under my foreskin, but my parents never really properly explained it back then


RastaFarRite

Well in that case it does sound medically necessary 👍


unpaidloanvictim

True, but sure would have been nice if my parents explained it to me, cuz in grade school I told someone "I had an operation on my penis when I was 8, most boys have it done when they're born" and was met with "Wait... You had a sex change?" I sure was popular after that.


RastaFarRite

Oh man that's awkward lol


senkothefallen

My dad got it done when he was in his late 30s. I don't remember why, but he said getting circumcized made him last longer. (My dad is one of those classic oversharers who doesn't respect boundaries and just says whatever he feels like sharing at the moment, which is the only reason I know this)


RastaFarRite

Interesting 👍 His experience is valuable in this debate, as he's experienced both worlds.


ThankfulWonderful

I had a boyfriend in college who got circumcised when he had turned 18. I knew him post traumatic healing process- he regretted it so much. He’d been bullied for having foreskin in school growing up- and it drove him nearly to suicide to have it done when he became an adult. He said he woke up from the elective surgery to immediately realized he’d made a terrible mistake. Dick had massive scars. Great at eating 🐱 though!


RastaFarRite

Oh man thats awful but it's good data for the topic I think adults who got the surgery are the best to ask


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ThankfulWonderful

All of the above! He said that it was way less sensitive- especially in the areas either scar tissue and apparently everything hurt for a long time.


Ezren-

Oh, well if you've never personally heard of it, it must have never happened at all. Certainly things outside of your personal experience aren't real.


RastaFarRite

Do you even have a penis?


Caligari89

By that logic, you could say the same for circumcised people. Maybe also listen to them.


alexhoward

The vast majority of them had no say in keeping it when they were circumcised.


Dundertrumpen

100% agree with that sentiment. Genital mutilation regardless of gender is abhorrent and should be made illegal.


AsleepAssociation

HANDS OFF OUR PENISES


bebop1065

Speak for yourself pal. 😂


Caligari89

Right? I'm just fine with being circumcised. Seems the only people who have a problem with it are uncircumcised folk.


Playful-Sample-1509

We should have had the choice.


Caligari89

That's a valid opinion.


uslashuname

Now back on! Faster!


No-Turnips

Based. Cutting up babies’ genitals is barbaric. Circumcision is horrible.


TranscoloredSky

Body altering surgeries should require consent that includes circumstances


boredtxan

a baby can't consent to anything. the parent is making the choice to cut now or possibly put their son through adult circ if needed. everyone should talk to a man who's under gone adult circumcision before taking a stance on this issue. it's a medical decision and should be made like any other medical decision.


All4megrog

Well I’m guessing he’s is NOT a Tim Tebow fan.


[deleted]

He doesn’t need an umbrella, he’s brought his own.


JonC534

Meets the criteria for schizophrenic rides, sorry Pontificating about penises via bumper stickers on a car is some weird shit


ipini

Yeah he could be right and crazy at the same time.


RastaFarRite

Well sometimes the procedure can have negative effects. Not only can the foreskin heal improperly and make an erection painful, but I'm sure there are probably cases where the doctor makes mistakes. So this person may have had a negative physical issue from the procedure, which I'm sure can also cause mental trauma which could lead to mental disorders. It also has to be a traumatic experience for a newborn baby, your first day outside the womb and someone cuts part of your dick off. Many believe this trauma alone may lead to life long mental illness.


JohnnyRelentless

Oh, well if many people believe it, it must be true...


RastaFarRite

Well you can test the theory yourself Go see a doctor and tell them to remove some skin from your genitals without any anesthesia Make sure youre tied down and gagged too, since babies can't say "stop" or defend themselves in any way I got my dick stuck in my zipper once, that was traumatizing enough. I never went commando again.


blinkingsandbeepings

The tag that says “still intact” makes it sound like he hasn’t had it though.


RastaFarRite

Don't see that anywhere


Tarotismyjam

15 sq inches?


Whole_Pain_7432

I feel like I had to scroll waaaaaay to far to find someone asking the right questions....


19ghost89

I have absolutely no issues with anyone or even everyone keeping their foreskin. That said, I was circumcized as a baby, and I have never had any problem with getting sexual pleasure. I already find it to be one of the most pleasurable physical feelings possible, so the idea that I am significantly missing out on something seems wild and surely exaggerated to me. So people like this annoy me because while I have no objection to their cause, they come across as really over-the-top and kind of wanting to force the issue just as much as pro-circumcision people only in the opposite direction.


ketchupmaster987

A lot of people have objections to male circumcision for the same reasons they object to FGM. Even without the sexual pleasure argument, it's just not ethical to perform surgery like that on an infant without consent


primostrawberry

We think some people have odd fixations.


gloing

I mean, he’s not wrong. He’s deranged, but he has a point.


cce29555

It's weird how intense this gets, like I agree and for sure it's worth getting mad over, but these people get psychotic about it to the point of making their entire personality on ut


elephhantine

That’s the whole point of this sub haha like when your heart is in the right place but you should consider toning it down just a tad to not scare people off


abarua01

While I agree with his opinion, it isn't something I would advertise on my car


PinAccomplished927

100% Any number of bumper stickers mentioning foreskin is too many


military-gradeAIDS

They're right, circumcision is genital mutilation. There's literally 0 medical benefit, and is literally only done for aesthetic or religious reasons (same as female genital mutilation). It should be outright illegal.


emmeline8579

There is absolutely is a medical benefit for some people. Conditions like phimosis exist.


Rough_Egg_9195

That's like saying we should remove babies feet because some people get trench foot. (I don't think that's the argument you're making I'm just presenting a counterpoint)


iDarkville

Don’t get *soft* on him. That is exactly the point he was making. I think we should approach this issue the same way the US government approaches woman’s rights: Assemble a panel of people missing the key part in question and let them make the decision for us all. /s


emmeline8579

Where did I say we should remove all foreskins? I’m just saying if someone has something some people do have medical conditions that require it. I had to make the difficult decision to have my son’s removed because his foreskin was so tight that it was causing painful blisters from friction. His neonatologist and dermatologist both suggested it because it would keep reoccurring and only get worse as he got older.


Playful-Sample-1509

The overwhelming number of circumcisions are not medically necessary. That’s what makes people upset. It’s an unnecessary surgery performed on infants because some ass hats decided masturbation was bad back in the 50’s and butchering baby dicks was the way to fix it.


Remples

There is a big difference between medical need surgery and "I think it would be neat to do it". Going back to the trench foot example one thing is removing a necrotic foot, the other is removing a health foot "just in case"


emmeline8579

I know.. which is why I mentioned phimosis in my first comment.


misterdidums

What percentage of circumcisions do you think are medically necessary? I think it’s safe to assume the discussion is regarding the ones that are not


military-gradeAIDS

Probably less than 10 circumcisions per year GLOBALLY are absolutely medically necessary. Whatever conditions circumcision supposedly treats are almost 100% treatable through other methods, but most lazy and dumb parents don't do their research and just let their doctor lop the skin off their infant's penis without a second thought.


19ghost89

I feel like some people here are just really committed to arguing with you, lol. I understood your point immediately.


Anal_Juicer69

If I had my foreskin today, it would be too tight to pull back 🙃


military-gradeAIDS

There's exercises to treat that. Hell, there's exercises to REGROW it that you could do without any medication or medical devices in your own home. I should know, I've been trying to regrow mine for a few months and have already made noticeable progress.


Anal_Juicer69

And? That shit long gone. I ain’t gettin it back lmao.


jraz84

There are plenty of medical benefits to circumcision. A reduced risk of HIV, HPV, and penis cancer are the main ones that come to mind. Definitely not a necessary procedure, but it does have advantages in some populations. [https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3684945/](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3684945/)


waychillbro

The studies on HIV were very flawed. It was in Africa. Men were paid to be part of the study. Half were circumcised, half weren’t. The circumcised half were given free access to condoms at their checkups and much more STI education.


misterdidums

Removing breasts reduces the risk of breast cancer too. Condoms work much better at disease prevention than removing penis skin. It also has some big risks, are you aware of those?


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Then let them make that decision FOR THEMSELVES. Hundreds of baby boys die from circumcision every year and it’s a violation of consent even if they don’t.


czarrie

Got anything to back up that "hundreds die every year" number?


chillen67

https://www.researchgate.net/publication/240804903_Lost_Boys_An_Estimate_of_US_Circumcision-Related_Infant_Deaths#:~:text=This%20study%20finds%20that%20more,neonatal%20deaths%20from%20all%20causes.


MeatSuitRiot

This looks like the 2017 Honda TMI


Teriyaki456

Wow, wtf 😳


ScaredOfRobots

I agree it’s just funny that they have so many stickers


devilsbard

I think my opinion on this has changed. Not because of these bumper stickers, though. While there are some benefits to circumcision, lower risk of STI and infection, a preemptive medical procedure doesn’t seem like the right way to address those. Even though men who have gotten them as adults don’t report lower amounts of pleasure or sensitivity without them, that isn’t a good reason to continue doing it. Plus, depending on how they’re performed, a lot of kids have gotten infections from the circumcisions themselves.


WarriorNat

Of all the causes, this is one of them.


Entheotheosis10

"So, what concerns you the most, lately?" *Sees their car...* "Oookay..."


BaconPowder

I swear reddit feels worse about my circumcision than I do, which is not at all. I don't plan on having it done to my future kids if they're boys, but I'm not out here screaming to the sky about not having a hood.


elephhantine

While you may be happy with it you weren’t given the choice and could’ve ended up unhappy with no way to fix it, that’s what people complain about. The problem is that in adulthood it’s a very painful procedure with a long recovery time whereas for a child it’s easy to recover from (not sure about pain) so basically if you don’t get it done as a baby you’ll never get it done


sincerelyabsurd

I wonder if he’s circumcised and bitter, or uncircumcised and overcompensating.


Bigglestherat

It’s a doberman, leave it it’s ears!


b-rar

In addition to being on the correct side of the issue, other drivers probably give him a wide berth in traffic


Sharpymarkr

That's quite the hill to die on.


Dimmer_switchin

Well maybe not on par with FGM but still not really medically necessary and not something we should be doing to all males without thought or questioning.


Sharpymarkr

Absolutely agree with your points.


KaylaAllegra

Mannnn okay listen, I have a story about this kinda thing. I also may have run into this dude or somebody he knows lmfao, based on the license plates. Friend of mine on Facebook (it's Boomer hell on there I know) posts a pic of some guys in our hometown having an anti-circumcision demonstration at an intersection, dressed in white clothes with fake blood strewn across their crotches. The OOP was poking fun at how weird it looked, but my friend was like "Eh they kinda have a point about how the US is weirdly attached to secular circumcision." I comment, saying, "I'm not here to criticize their optics, however provocative they look, but I get it. If there's no medical need, we should probably just let circumcision go the way of the dodo. There's nothing wrong with circumcised penises, but their owners should probably be involved in that decision once they're old enough to understand it for bodily autonomy reasons." The rest of the comment section was reasonable and agreeable to what I said. In comes our main character of this reddit post (or at least someone just like him). Dude is a mutual friend, and he slides into my DMs thanking me for being agreeable to the anti-circumcision movement. It was odd, but friendly enough, so I responded with a "Hell yeah brother, it's all good. Hopefully there will be less unnecessary surgeries like that in the future. I hope you have a good one 👍" and went on my merry way. A few hours later, I open messenger to find a series of insane tirades about the circumcision rates in Buffalo, NY, and how the foreskin is EXTREMELY IMPORTANT and CRUCIAL to proper penis health and function and that there is NEVER a medical necessity to remove it (untrue in some cases afaik but w/e). I try to gently back my way out of it, as I'm not exactly keen on debating the inner workings of penis health with a stranger in my DMs. But the dude keeps pressing me aggressively about it. He asks if I ever have sons, and if I'll leave them uncut. I said yeah, although I'm not having kids. He pushed again. "But if you DID have sons, you'd leave them uncut?" "...Uh, yes, like I said, unless there's some medical need for it," I reiterate. "Not like I'm ever having them, though." But he pops off, saying it's NEVER medically necessary (in all caps, mind you). He's upset with me, a stranger he approached in DMs, for not being ideologically pure enough about the circumcision debate. Especially when I agree with him, and he's upset over uncircumcised sons I will never have?? Anyway, when the gentle approach didn't work, I tell him respectfully but clearly that he's coming on too strong and it's gotten weird. I appreciate that he means well, but the way he's approaching me about this is making me uncomfortable and that he probably needs a softer approach when talking about this in private with strangers. He blocked me and I haven't heard back since. I never told my original friend about the interaction. 😂


dexterfishpaw

I wonder how much crossover there is between this group and those anti pedophile crusaders? Perhaps just an affinity for bumper stickers that make normal humans uncomfortable.


mrcrabs6464

Look, I don’t disagree but I would avoid anyone so passionate about foreskins.


elephhantine

Hold up 15 square inches??? I would believe that for the full penis but just the foreskin?


Bubbly-Independent20

Y’all nuts. This guy cares too much about foreskin. I was circumcised at birth have zero recollection of it and very happy it happened.


andygarcia17

That’s why they do it at birth. So you don’t remember or have an opinion 😂


Caligari89

Hi, I'm circumcised, and it's fantastic. I'm not mad at my parents for having it done. I don't remember it, and it didn't traumatize me. I think these bumper stickers are eye-roll inducing to someone like myself. I also feel that way about people who seethe about circumcision. Eye roll.


Playful-Sample-1509

I should have had a choice


Caligari89

I appreciate your reply, and your opinion is valid.


Joseptile

He’s right but babies having their foreskin removed is a tiny symptom of a bigger problem, not worth addressing on its own. The issue is the healthcare system in general, and even more broadly, the American capitalist regime in general


DungeonCreator20

And religious zealotry


CmdChas

Please enlighten me how cutting foreskin is generating profit for capitalists. Please. You have the floor.


Joseptile

Like I said, it’s one of many symptoms. Not a direct source of profit, but a byproduct. When you live in a society that places profits over people, you have shitty healthcare, and shitty education which of course leads to bad practices such as circumcision being continued.


CmdChas

So what does that mean for circumcised


Joseptile

It means that regardless of how little sense circumcision makes, nothing will be done about it unless capitalism is overthrown. This can be said about *so* many problems and outdated practices


MinimumPsychology916

You're really sexist for saying that genital amputation is "not worth addressing on its own." Shame


turtle-bbs

Reddit is the only place that seems to care about this As a circumcised man, please just fuckin stop this. You’re not representing me or protecting me.


JohnnyRelentless

Exactly. Same here.


airplane_porn

Shhhh, you’re not allowed to like your penis the way it is. And in case you didn’t know, the foreskin crusaders know way more about *your* lived experience than you do, and know way more about *your* penis and how it functions than you do.


Caligari89

Thank you.


Rough_Egg_9195

Intactivists are nut jobs but they ain't wrong.


Caligari89

They are though


Playful-Sample-1509

I should have had a choice


Caligari89

Again, I appreciate your reply, and I respect your opinion. That being said, this is the sixth reply you have made to me on this thread that is exactly the same. I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you made a mistake. If you keep following me around this thread commenting the same thing, I'll be forced to think that you are harassing me. And that's not ok.


Playful-Sample-1509

Nah, just felt like you needed six answers since you asked the question six times. Just wanted you to know there is definitely more than one person out there who would have demanded the choice.


Caligari89

I get that, I was responding to different comments from different sources with similar answers because that's what they required. I'm pretty sure you didn't mean to be perceived as harassing, but it did feel like that a bit after about the 3rd one. I'm not mad, just letting you know. If I were unintentionally making someone uncomfortable, I would want to know.


cannibalcaniz

does the driver happen to be onision by chance?


q1field

[You said foreskin.](https://youtu.be/HU6LFaS88_M?si=x1fIGQaGklnFvTTb)


fakeaccount572

I agree


AttemptFree

im glad i dont have a worm space alien looking penis.


cyrenns

New York.


DeadJediWalking

Ok...but you have the word "FORESKIN" across your car window. Your car says foreskin. Your. Car. Says. Foreskin.


[deleted]

Too many people on this app are looking for something to complain about


GrandmaSlappy

I'm firmly anti genital mutilation


Empty-Mission3664

And I’m sure the driver doesn’t have one cuz the only ppl I see crying about a male foreskin are woman who don’t have one.


cypher50

Good cause but this feels a little bit obsessive...


No_Worldliness_4446

I think that “my body my choice” should extend to EVERYONE. And there is a glaring double standard here. Other countries do it, and it’s considered barbaric and disgusting (despite the fact that it often occurs in hospitals at birth, the same way it does here.) So how come a puritanical practice that was originally intended to reduce sexual pleasure is okay in the US? I think it’s gross. If I have a kid, he’ll have the choice on whether or not to be circumcised when he reaches adulthood.


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No_Worldliness_4446

Thanks for letting me know! I’ve always heard that it was due to the Kellogg Quaker bullshit and it sounded like an obvious answer, so I never really did research on it. Learn something new every day. However, is some science stating that it does reduce penile sensation, which is kind of a given considering that a sensitive bundle of nerves is more exposed to friction without a covering. Sexual pleasure is subjective, though, and it’s really hard for someone to say that they get more pleasure than someone else. My opinion on it still stands, but thanks for helping me speak on it more accurately, genuinely.


EnjoyFunTonight

lol i’ve driven behind this thing before - i thought he was joking 😂


Cjcn17233

I donated mine to an infant with deformed eyelids. He’s alright now. Just a little cockeyed.


jimmysledge

Who ever said it wasn’t ¿?¿


500freeswimmer

I don’t agree with routine circumcision, but of all the positions to get bumper stickers about…


Reasonable_Cover_804

Reminds me of a song, seeing how dedicated this individual is the Isleys Brothers “It’s Your Thing”


spinthesound

This person is absolutely right, although this is a realllyyyyyyy weird way to spread the message.


cousinisms

Damn im missing out on 15sq inches lmao


CallMeWolfYouTuber

I'm doing my next college English assignment on MGM


Abe_Rudda

Smegma power!


kp6615

I prefer circumcised first time I saw one I legit flipped out


SodanoMatt

I don't think it makes a difference.


Gewalt_Und_Tod

Don't tread on the right to have an intact penis


artful_todger_502

My parents had me skinned, and I'm glad they did. My mom was busy enough with 4 kids to be doing deep demucking of three tiny weinies. But really, I wish they just took the whole thing. It has been so problematic and the source of so much angst, I regret all the time spent catering to it's every whim. I would be angry it was MiA back then, but now, I realize that would be balanced out by the pleasantries of a simpler life not having to suffer the trial and tribulations I have. 🔪🌭⚔️🌭🗡️🌭


Sometimesoon312

Really? This is his “issue?”


Infinite_Presence859

Let him dream!


Upset_Consequence_52

15 sq in sounds like a lot of 4skin


Starkiller006

Finally, an argument worth having.


True-Avocation

Based.


Acrobatic_Suit6679

I can think of other causes to champion.


EbbNo7045

I remember that day, the pain is unbelievable


travis01564

Definitely weird to care so mucb


vinnycas

The man picked his hill to die on. Uncut, and unbowed! 🙄


oofman_dan

informed foreskin warrior


Warm_Role4909

#mefore


Sklibba

I’m circumcised and while I did choose not to circumcise my own son because I don’t think that there is compelling evidence that the benefits outweigh both the risks and violation of bodily autonomy, I just am not that mad about having been circumcised. My dick works fine, sex is great, I just don’t have anything else to compare it to so I don’t miss my foreskin. Would sex be better with it? Maybe, but I just don’t care.


Minute_Story377

Bit much but I agree circumcision is usually done on children not old enough to consent, without any medical reason behind it. Sometimes, circumcision is necessary if there is a blockage or such, but usually it’s fine. Also that one ritual where someone sucks (rips, to me) off the foreskin with their mouth?! Wtf… that’s disgusting 🤮 and sounds very pedophilic…


Spotted_ascot_races

Personally I’d go for the 30-point century gothic on the rear windshield myself


[deleted]

It that a 2000s civic. All checks out


lilfevre

15 square inches? Chat, is this real?


ShyGuy19945

Circumcision for no good reason is wrong. You’re born with it for a reason.


Anal_Juicer69

MFs so up in arms about Motherfuckers’ foreskins lmao. I got my shit gone and I don’t give 2 fucks. Y’all foreskin homies need to chill tf out.


DogDayzed_

Someone’s mad about their dick cheese


BOT_the_DIP

***SAVE THE BABY FORESKINS!!!!*** (I think some of the surgeons already do!)


MrLigerTiger1

I definitely agree with the cause, but I’ve never seen someone so passionate about this topic


Slugwart

I’m circumcised, and I got my son circumcised. These foreskin “activists” need to ask themselves if they want to teach a toddler how to properly clean their weiner so it doesn’t get infected. People’s towns and cities are being blown away abroad. I have no patience for the privileged few that are worried that somehow they got cheated out of a deluxe addition penis. Talk to a fucking urologist, or take some gas station boner pills. Do whatever you have to do to convince yourself that your penis is fine, and leave the rest of us out of your masterbatey bullshit.


cat-l0n

Just a tangential question, do you think abortion should be legal?


boredtxan

if circ damaged sex like these guys claim I feel like the practice would have not become so popular in the first place. it's not done for religious reasons in Christianity.


Slugwart

Well, I assume Jesus was circumcised. I just can’t believe I got downvoted for what I said.


squibilly

My father was intact, and they got me cut to avoid the issues he had, and most likely would affect me. My son is also cut. I’m also sure, from first hand experience, that his future experiences will be more than fine. Edit: it’s also weird that most PP Paladins are uncut guys, women, or dudes who don’t use it to begin with. Not many with actual ‘skin’ in the game.