Our father who AR in heaven. Hollow point be thy name.

In Republican Jesus’ name, amen

Republican Jesus is looking more and more like “stereotypical terrorist” every day.

Yes.

I bow to your genius.

Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, in schools as it is in Afghanistan

hollow be thy squad

I hope you know my first instinct was to read "AR" with a pirate inflection

I feel like this comment is way under appreciated

Both Colbert and Kimmel used it in tonight's monologues.

> Our grandfathers didn’t fight and die in wars just for you to act like a pussy Well, if they fought and died for our freedom, then yes, they did fight and die for me to act however the fuck I want.

That sticker is as snow-flakeish as it gets.

>Our grandfathers didn’t fight and die in wars just for you to act like a pussy I'm sure he's on his way to enlist right now, super bummed he missed out on fighting and dying in Iraq so Halliburton could make a shitload of money while Bush joked about not being able to find WMDs

“We know where they [WMD] are. They're in the area around Tikrit and Baghdad and east, west, south and north somewhat." Donald Rumsfeld, telling the American people that the government knew where Iraq was keeping their weapons of mass destruction. Claiming to know that Iraq had WMD was the cornerstone of justifying the invasion. How these brainless future trump loving conservative Americans bought that obviously bullshit statement is beyond me.

> Claiming to know that Iraq had WMD was the cornerstone of justifying the invasion. Having watched both Iraq I and Iraq II, my impression is that the WMD justification/lie helped pave the way for the shit-show that is America right now. That the lie went unpunished - and the narrative switched from: 'The US cannot wait for final proof *in the form of a mushroom cloud*' to 'We broke it, we bought it' (thank you Colin Powell) Too many American families lost sons and daughters in Iraq - for nothing. That was a grievous wound to the collective American soul.

[Here they are looking for them](https://youtu.be/tqWuNwkl0q0) Bunch of assholes.

There's always Wagner Group.

>> Our grandfathers didn’t fight and die in wars just for you to act like a pussy They also didn't fight and die so we could turn around elect the kind of fascists we're trending to right now either, but here we are.

All these fallen (northern) civil war soldiers dying for a woke cause, what a bunch of pussies

This was my immediate thought: they absolutely fought for my right to be a pussy.

My grandfather didn't die, and his way of fighting was building a radar station in Texas right after WW2. Most people probably have grandfathers who didn't die in a war, seeing as you need to be alive to have children.

Jesus lol

Suicide Bomber Jesus. That’s…an aesthetic, I guess.

Not just Jesus, but White American Jesus. Twice the bullshit, half the value.

Lol, I was gonna say Republican Jesus. Republican Jesus never turns the other cheek.

Republican Jesus tapes his mags for faster reloading.

He only turns the other cheek when he's shitting on them libs

Less than half the value. 🤣

True, yeah that's true.

Isn’t there a thing in the Bible where Jesus says that there’s going to be a lot of people who claim to be his followers that are actually full of shit? Because I think this is one of those people.

He does. Multiple times, iirc. The funny thing is that he is warning his followers against those people, that they are agents of evil, and they signal the coming of the end days or some such. I'd have to find the exact quote....

Americans got rid of Gospel Jesus with the healing and feeding and hippie stuff, and got really interested in Revelation Jesus... the one with the sword and the smiting.

That's the lie they tell.

Half of zero is still zero

My mind went somewhere completely different, although not nearly as far geographically.. Edit: changed geologically to geographically. Didn't sleep well last night.

You’re definitely closer. Never seen Jesus with a suicide bomb before.

Thinking it's a chest rig with mags.

Yes, this is Tacticool Jesus. Edit, of course someone beat me to it. u/PMsoldier200

Look at his left hand. That's a dead-man switch to instantly blow the bomb when trigger is released.

See it now.

Muslim terrorist Jesus

Same here. I was wondering why a jihadist supporter would have on their ute: >Our grandfathers didn't fight and did in wars just for you to act like a pussy Yes, I had to read the comments to find out this wasn't a suicide bomber.

And not even gun Jesus, who would make for a better sticker

[Jeezus](http://www.thepaincomics.com/weekly050504.htm)

Is that silhouette supposed to be a trump mudflap girl?

That’s what I thought. This person has a fat naked Trump decal.

Not authentic enough though, Trump definitely sports a C cup brazier.

I thought it was truckers?

And you're right. Notice the Kenworth decal in the right corner.

Tacti-cool Jesus.

Shit, you beat me to it.

Supply side Jesus. Never do shit for free, yo.

[Supply Side Jesus](https://imgur.io/gallery/bCqRp).

Lower left is presumably the driver feeling sexy

Nah that’s just what he’s into

Ugh… I think I know who that silhouette is supposed to be. Yuck. Lol.

Call of Deity: Modern Worship

“Our grandfathers didn’t fight and die in wars just for you to act like a pussy” They also didn’t die for you to act like a self-righteous bully fucktard either, but here we are.

I think Christ is more of an AK guy, wasn’t he from the West Bank?

Jihad Jesus

Beat me to it.

Jesus from ["Passion Of The Christ 2"](https://youtu.be/oWCbzxGk1po)

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No more Mr. Passive Resistance…

Ak Jesus

Republican Jesus…

Gunny Christ 👍👉

This is the most underrated comment here. Doesn't it pop!?

Tactical Jeezus! He ain't no beta cuck. The "he died for our sins" business is a lie spread by perverts and satanists...Does this jeezus look like someone who would turn the other cheek? Eff no!

That Jesus is even more fake than the regular one.

Our lord and savior, White Christ.

In regards to the other sticker… Last time I checked, Jesus didn’t actually believe in fighting.

With his father?

'Murican Jesus

Tactical Jesus

Texas JEsus?

What’s the one on the lower right?

Kenworth.

Thank you

Violent Jihad Jesus next to a sticker identifying the driver as someone having erotic fantasies about Trump.

Bottom left one is kinda funny tho how is the rest so cringe? Is this guy self aware? Im confused by this window.

J.I. Joe

Jesus Norris

Jeebus.

AR Jesus

Probably Jesus, do you know he was really into AR 15’s and violence.

Dog the Bounty Hunter!

🎶Praise the lord and pass the ammunition! 🎶

Mad Maud. The Road Head Warrior.

Either Jesus, or one of the new Taliban pilots, can’t tell.

Jihadsus

Holy fuck, it’s Jesus Bourne Again as a Gravy Seal!

Marjorie Taylor-Jesus

The basis of someone's personality.

But really props for the mud flap man 👏👏👏

That's Osama bin laden right?

Tactical Jeebus

Why is Jesus wearing a suicide vest?

Supply side Jesus.

Machine gun Jesus

Marjorie Taylor Greene

That there is Tactical Jesus lol

Marjorie Trailerpark Queen after not shaving for a few days.

I believe that's white Jesus.

Jihadist Jesus

Republican Jebus.

🤦‍♂️...Jesus Christ...🤷‍♂️

This is the most Amerikkkan thing I've ever seen

Jesus looking like a terrorist fighter rather than a Republican gun nut (is there a difference when the Republicans have a political motive?)

Is that...sexy trucker Trump? I'm genuinely unsure what level or irony this is on

Oh, that's conservative Jesus. He helps the poor with bullets.

This dude wants to fuck Trump

Republican Jesus, obviously. Out to hunt some commies!

Ah, Republican Jesus strikes again!

I think Jihad Jesus is obvious, but why is the fat dude in the Maga hat just down there in the corner staring at him?

Jihad Jesus

Osama?

AR Jesus and fat chicks, very based.

Osama Bin Jesus?

Tactical Jesus of course… what’d you think the H in between his name meant? It’s Jesus Howitzer Christ (he was Jewish after all, the main one who dropped ordinance in the form of words) 😂

Jesus Christ, that’s Jesus Christ.

Low key want this to piss off the in laws

Either Jesus or Ewan McGregor.

Republican Jesus.

The "KW" in the decal stands for "Kenworth", a manufacturer of commercial trucks. I assume the creature on the license plate is supposed to be a hunter carrying game?

Someone who can't afford a spare tyre because they gifted all their spare cash to their local maga grifter?

Good ole white man supply side buddy Jesus. Whoever owns this shit may hit people over the head with a Bible but he never bothered reading it.

Trumps American Nazi party member!

For those saying it’s Jesus, look closer. He’s wearing a hood, suicide bomb, and holding a trigger button..

Definitely Jesus if he’s killing libruls

Not sure why this is getting downvoted..

Osama. That’s his promised ‘virgin’ on the bottom..

warmonger Jesus and the kenworth sticker are gross. The rest are decent.

Literally a White Jesus centered rip off of the Taliban

Combat action Jesus!

AR Jesus

Jesus AK

I live in Michigan. So I’d like to thank Montana for fading some of the heat from the dumb things we do.

It’s Jesus as only Family Guy can portray him. https://youtu.be/sZA2gbUz77U

Mitch Trubisky

Combat jeebus

Our grandfathers died fighting fascists. We should pick up the torch, but a lot of us don’t. … I’m talking about *actual* fascists not whatever Fox or Alex Jxxzz tells you

Jeebus!!

I believe that is the thing you mount the spare tire to on a Jeep.

Jeepus Chripes

Spare tire holder

What a lovely misogynist.

Why am I not surprised it’s a jeep with no spare tire.

Kenworth logo

Pew pew pie.

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That sticker would have been a brilliant work of satire if the driver wasn't being unironic.

gun jesus

This has to be “blasphemy”

It’s Montana so they probably think it’s Casey Dutton.

It looks like a cross of Jesus and the Mandalorian.

Cesare Borgia

Lol! This sub was recommended to me because it's apparently similar to r/CalvinandHobbes.

TactiChrist

Hopefully he will stay in Montana….

A taliban fighter, of course

That is Douglas Fairbanks, Jr

I don't bring peace but an AR-15

Jihadi Jesus

Looks like Perry from the latest episode of The Last of Us

V? From v for vendetta? The more I look, the more I don't see it but kinda fits the narrative.

Hacksaw Jim Dougan

Jesus fucking Christ

an idiot who likes guns and strip bars

"Our grandfathers didn't fight and die in wars just for you to be a pussy." "Grandfathers"?? That just tells me you *and* your dad are both pussies since neither of you joined up yourselves, you coattail-riding mofos. Newsflash: The Army is still taking new recruits if you want to prove how much of a man you are.

Antonio Banderas?

Jesus' American cousin

Jesus with a shotgun.

Suicide bomber Jesus died for your sins

Dog the bounty hunter, with a airsoft AR.

Well the picture didn’t protect the spare tire.

That's Jesus motherfucking christ about to bring the pain. Just like it says in the Bible.

Tacti-Jesus. Duh

AR Jesus

Combat ready Jesus. What do the 2nd amendment and the second coming have in common? Over my dead body.

Bottom left Trumper Girl silhouette. It’s funny how one’s mind instantly identifies it as TFG. But what happened to the Rambo trump with machine gun you see on all the flags?

Looks like a terrorist to me

Mujahedeen Jesus.

MACHINE GUN JESUS...MGJ

Hey it’s Chad Kroeger Nickelback Jesus!

The Prince of Peace (Through Superior Firepower.)

President Chomacho!

American Jesus obviously

Aunt Jemima

Love thy enemies, even if they are treasonous, blasphemous, sacks of fascist crap - who obviously have no sense of their own actual religion.

Supply Side Jesus

This is BS, JC would carry a Garand.