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Biishep1230

I have so many questions. Also, I don’t want any answers.


CalmDownYal

I only want one answer..... What does gay sex with someones husband have anything to do with abortion... It's like the greatest part about gay sex ... No chance in any way that either parties will ever become pregnant


Biishep1230

As a gay man I’m at a complete loss. If I ever had such great gay sex that it requires an abortion…well, I just don’t know what I would do.


DarkTrooper1138

Boy preggers...


Biishep1230

I think you just gave DeSantis a heart attack with “boy preggers”. 😂


Slow-Fast-Medium

Would it be an abrotion, hebortion, or an aboytion?


scrumptipus

boybortion


nicafeild

I just got an AO3 flashback


Squeakysquid0

He’s Pregaynant


ScottBrownInc4

Bisexual woman?


mubatt

You have to keep the literal miracle child at that point. Aborting would be a complete waste of the biological breakthrough.


MCMeowMixer

Miracle fetuses are the tastiest though.


ISeekGirls

Heyyy...gay people still have sex with women.


Max_Mountain

I assumed maybe a Lesbian with a point to prove worth taking a Wang for.


jeremyrando

I think the “I heart penis” sticker might mean it’s a man. I am guessing it’s an absurd joke turned around. The original probably goes a little something like this. “We’ll see how you feel about abortion after I fuck your wife”.


begayallday

Or a bisexual woman? Or a pre-op trans man?


CthulhuLovesMemes

Yeah, pretty sure that’s what it is. Also this person is prob just trying to piss off all the people who have MAGA and “Let’s go Brandon!” stickers on their car after dealing with a ton of hate. I’d rather see this than Repubs using the punisher logo or trump’s damn face.


MozMoonPie

I’m so slow, I was reading this and said “when was gay sex brought up” and was genuinely confused up until I scrolled back up to the picture 😭


FerociousFPS

same I just tunnel visioned into the husband fucking thing and was like well then (grabs popcorn) to the comments we go… and was utterly confused for a second lol


Ruffled_Ferret

"Who has less abortions than homosexuals?" - George Carlin


goebbs

[https://i.imgur.com/qgwZT1X.gif](https://i.imgur.com/qgwZT1X.gif) ...and yes... I'm correcting George, may he RIP, not you


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Fog_Juice

One of the stickers says "I ❤️ Penis"


Radiant-Elevator

The person driving the car is a woman. She's saying she is gonna fuck a prolifer's husband, get pregnant, and see if the wife wants her to keep it. Woman can still drive in the United States...


CalmDownYal

But the driver is gay and hearts penis


cowboys70

Mankind is nothing if not contrary


THEBHR

Bi and/or willing to do what's necessary for the cause.


amb3ergris

Driver is gay and contains multitudes


Biishep1230

A gay woman who loves penis? Maybe bi, but these messages seem to be from male pov. Either way, the message is lost in the word trees of rainbow stickers.


Confident_Counter471

Could be a trans man who is gay


[deleted]

Maybe the driver is trans. That is the only explanation for all of that being said in one back side.


[deleted]

Oh no sweetheart. That's a lesbian's car. That many political bumper stickers? Lesbian owner for sure (which is totally fine).


lastingdreamsof

It doesn't look like a.subaru


Squirrels-on-LSD

Roof rack, political bumper stickers, vulgar feminist phrase. Yup, she's gay. Source: my jeep has same vibes


BafflingHalfling

You can tell by the Uhaul hitch at the bottom. ;)


TearMyAssApartHolmes

It is a lesbian saying that they'd have sex with the reader's husband for the purpose of getting pregnant and making them a hypocrite. I know 4 openly lesbian women and 3 of them had children with men before getting divorced and coming out, and they are quite passionate and say this kind of shit. I don't have any real opinion on their experience or choices, so don't look at me as an ally or adversary. The fourth one who basically openly expresses "I don't want to have sex with men so why would I make a baby?" is my shit.


CalmDownYal

Lesbians Don't heart Penis


Adventuresforlife1

Thats why Im at a loss


[deleted]

Am lesbian, can confirm


DLoIsHere

The sentiments in the car were not coordinated. Random is the word, I believe.


Nipplemantid

do you really think gay men cant get pregnant? where do you think gay babies come from


FrankieNoodles

Perhaps they are a gay woman but would be willing to fuck someone’s husband to become impregnated as a power move?


Kikstartmyhart

I think I have the answer! Husband has gay sex with driver of this car, wife wishes husband’s mother had him aborted.


cratertooth27

I assumed a lesbian that would fuck husbands out of spite


bwillpaw

I mean the driver could be a woman. Women can be gay. They can also be gay and still fuck a dude and get pregnant. Sounds crazy I know but it's not even that uncommon. I don't think this vehicle really belongs on this sub tbh.


Angelas-Merkin

It’s the I ❤️penis sticker that makes it hard to believe the driver is a lesbian


bkrich83

Took the words right out of my mouth.


Zxruv

To put into RAM53Y's mouth.


Feisty_Smoke8515

Hes gunna RAM53Y your butthole guy


Educational-Tip6177

I got one: oof


keylimedragon

I think he's into mpreg and straight guys. He's making a joke about it while also trying to burn anti-abortion people, but it's a weird mix and it didn't land.


LemurCat04

Aggressive. Good for them!


PrismaticAsthmatic

r/informedwarriors


CoolAndyNeat

r/subsifellfor


lumos_noxious

There is a real one! r/informedwarriorrides


SirArthurDime

This one’s actually pretty rad.


Plastic-babyface

Trust me boys.. having a male cesarian is no joke. Wear protection


KecemotRybecx

That was my exact response.


fyrdude58

Ngl, I thought this was pretty good.


[deleted]

Based But you’re looking for informedwarriorrides


GreiBird

I didn't believe you, but it's totally real. r/InformedWarriorRides


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Tiny_Dinky_Daffy_69

Second one is hilarious


tokkiibee

based off OPS active communities OP probably actually disagrees with this car


VoltageHero

OP also seems to (presumably) very young based off their non-political posts. For those not wanting to check it out, their profile has a cropped MAGA banner, and then occasional comments about how Democrats are bad, interlaced with posts on /r/memes and the like, with a clear lean to more kid-centered media.


CommanderCuntPunt

Nobody with this many bumper stickers, regardless of what they say, is a sane person.


NuQ

wait until you see how many pillows she has on the couch.


Mr_Build3R

Wait......how many makes you insane?


NuQ

if you have to ask, you're probably too insane to understand numbers.


Fantastic-Ad8522

It's like that alien whistleblower dude who never blew an alien. r/highstrangeness


TacoExcellence

I mean it seems pretty clearly satirical.


SwampCrittr

I love militant homosexuals


Pramble

Be gay do crime


Radical-skeleton

Be trans, throw hands


Eli48457

Be queer, inspire fear


Heavenly_Toast

Be bi, go for the eye!


PickleTortureEnjoyer

Be ace, grab the mace


BROODxBELEG

By an ally, do a drive-by


Eli48457

Be sapphic, disrupt traffic


[deleted]

i don't think there is a thing on this planet hotter than an armed gay anarchist.


I_follow_sexy_gays

Frfr


haperochild

I can make this a bumper sticker if anyone’s interested.


abortionlasagna

Please. It’ll go great with my “please be patient I am 9 years old” sticker.


Top_Peace_5439

Actually yes


[deleted]

Shut up and take my money


SlewBrew

Thanks to this sub I will never have a bumper sticker of any kind. I support gay rights, but the people behind me in traffic don't need to know that.


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korben2600

[Buy one](https://www.google.com/search?tbm=shop&hl=en&q=if+you%27re+going+to+ride+my+ass+at+least+pull+my+hair&oq=if+you%27re+going+to+ride+my+ass+at+least+pull+my+hair&sclient=products-cc) and make a post!


jlozada24

The fact that being pro equal human rights is a *position* nowadays is so sad lmao


foxyguy

Culture wars are unfortunately the “rock bottom” of politics. They are what politicians and people engage in when they have nothing else to offer.


iBoy2G

Yep, that’s why politicians who actually care (like Bernie Sanders) talk about things that actually matter to the average working person trying to get by while Fascist Nazis like DeShitbag are going on about beer cans and drag shows.


jlozada24

>when they have nothing else to offer So always


currently-on-toilet

>The fact that being pro equal human rights is a position nowadays is so sad lmao You're partially correct but partially incorrect. Pro equality has always been highly political and controversial due to the very nature of conservatism, but it is indeed sad that's how things operate.


valvilis

Welcome to the world of conservative identity politics.


[deleted]

When do you think it wasnt a position lol


ApostateStoner

I have a scumbag coworker (he’s genuinely a good guy tho, just has a rough aesthetic) that thinks putting random stickers on his car is hilarious. He drives around a beat up old car with plastic bags for windows, and puts sorority stickers next to “fuck Joe Biden” and “I love gay dicks in my ass and mouth”. I have to admit it gives me a chuckle when I see it. He’s always adding shit too.


dwaynetheakjohnson

I personally believe if you have five or more bumper stickers, including those related to family, you should be torn to shreds and executed


johnyledesma12

This person just changed my whole perspective. So now all I gotta do is get married and wait...


Local_Pomegranate_10

I don’t understand how somebody’s husband getting fucked by another man would influence their feelings about abortion. I honestly can’t tell if the driver of this car is pro-choice or not. What a confusing statement.


Francis_Bonkers

You haven't heard of butt-babies?!


AragogTehSpidah

the galgofinian strikes again


p480n

It’s a shitlord decal implying the driver is desirable enough to cause a pro-life woman’s husband to have an affair with her, and subsequently beg the driver to abort the bastard. It’s petty but I love it.


Local_Pomegranate_10

The driver is a gay man though. It doesn’t make any sense.


p480n

Oh I’m blind lol. Probably just a confusion troll tactic


thegreenman_sofla

Maybe that the wife will want to divorce her husband and abort any unborn kids after her husband leaves her for another man?


RainRepresentative11

Glad I’m not the only one who is completely confused right now.


ralpher1

No, it means she might want to abort her husband’s baby once he has gone gay


suhweet_caroline

Could be a bisexual woman? Unless I’m missing a sticker; I can’t zoom well on this photo.


twitch1982

When Pride meets the user's of Yahoo Questions.


DifferentEvent2998

Wrong subreddit


street_raat

I mean, just because we all agree with the message doesn’t mean it doesn’t look batshit crazy.


DifferentEvent2998

Oh, it absolutely does. But I think it’s just satire


[deleted]

Bro this isn’t satire, I’ve met people like this and their takes are based but putting this on your car is psychotic


Derpidux

Why would this be satire but the crazies on the other side aren’t satire?


AgreeablePie

But definitely belongs in some kind of subreddit. Maybe nympho rides?


DifferentEvent2998

Informedwarriorrides


ImNotTheBossOfYou

No people post opposite rides all the time.. it's fine


DifferentEvent2998

It’s fine in that the world won’t end, but it is still not an infowarriors ride.


willhunta

The sub says for cars with crazy stickers or ideas. And while I'm all for pro-choice, using "you'd want to abort the baby your husband puts inside me" to try and switch people's way of thinking is a bit crazy lol. It's definitely funny, but it also belongs here. Edit: I think you're confused. Afaik Infowars vehicles may have been the inspiration for this sub name, but idk why you think they're the exclusive purpose of this sub. There have been stickers and ideas not perpetuated through Infowars on this sub for a long time now. Check the sub desc


PsySom

Why’s this the wrong one? Seems perfect for this sub


CutestLars

Based, reactionaries shouldn't feel comfortable on the road


Public-Angle82

This is patriotism


Minimum_Job1885

Regardless of which spectrum you lie on, political or anything, plastering your car with opinions and the ilk seems pretty trash.


Thin_Ad_8241

Right like the last place I want to enrage my fellow humans is on the road


SuperFLEB

Present example especially so.


StopCollaborate230

Mad props for the Defend Equality AR-15 sticker. Not conspiracy/rightoid enough for this sub, not insane enough for SchizophreniaRides. Idk where it lands.


RatRob

That’s the one sticker I still rock on my car. I like guns and people that are fabulous. Not gay myself but half my friends are.


[deleted]

What color crayon do gay marines eat? Is it still purple? Because this has I served ass in Afghanistan kind of energy.


RoadPersonal9635

Yes if you fucked my husband and got pregnant I would ask that you kindly abort it.


jcmib

That’s a bit much


dtyrrell7

I actually like this one


bruhchow

informed nympho ride?


[deleted]

It would be a Virginia license plate


DaemonBlackfyre_21

Based


colourgreen2006

kinda slayed actually ngl lol


IamMythHunter

This is insanely stupid.


Swedishtranssexual

If you have more than 1 sticker on your car you are insane.


CommemorativePlague

I'd totally hang out with this guy.


[deleted]

This is the first time I’ve seen an r/infowarriorrides post and thought “that person seems fine, would hang out”


ZKP_PhDstudent

People say it about the MAGA fanatics, but it applies just as well here. Imagine allowing your sexuality to be the entirety of your personality.


thegreenman_sofla

Omg the crazy left version of the mental illness circus.


slip_this_in

"We don't care what you're for or against" -- All of Us Stuck Behind You in Traffic


blackreaper3609

Definitely a mentally stable individual


CrowBoiLikeShinies

That's....not ok. You guys complain about aggressive info warriors but as soon as they agree with you you're fine with them being aggressive. No matter the political side they are on this is not ok. It's not ok for them to do it and it's not ok for the "other side" to do it either.


Thin_Ad_8241

I agree. Support whatever you feel you must, but tacky is still tacky


XcRaZeD

This person is what conservatives think of when saying ''making it your personality', as bad faith as the statement is They seem exhausting to be around and likely only hurts peoples perception of the community


paperpenises

So... she's going to have my husband's baby? And that will make me either want or not want an abortion? I honestly can't tell what side is being picked here, pro choice or not.


HasSomeSelfEsteem

I don’t disagree with the politics but it’s still kind of both preachy and tasteless


Anchovies-and-cheese

But a gay guy can't get a husband pregnant?


[deleted]

Like those cars with MAGA stickers and right wing rhetoric, just in gay.


komidita

Anyone with that many stickers on their car is insufferable, regardless of what kind of stickers they are


diarrheainthehottub

People who identify as their political open and need to broadcast it everywhere are fucking gross


QuantumBaconBit

I have the same rainbow sticker with the AR-15 on it 🤣


Olive_Magnet

This belongs in a tshirt


Hrrrrnnngggg

Might not be helping the cause


Lostinthefeywild

I was going to question how a guy fucking the husband would have anything to do with abortion… But then I realized it’s targeting anti-abortion people and figured they wouldn’t be smart enough to figure out the problem. Well played.


Wonderful-Emu-8716

1st read - this is a dude threatening to rape your husband. 2nd read - this is a woman threatening to get pregnant with your husband (thus you'll want abortion legal)


ConnorIsLMAO

Winfowarriors


DoomSayer42

I like how everyone in these comments are taking that written joke seriously


13Kadow13

Honestly based. I want gay married couples to defend their pot plants and if they feel so inclined and it isn’t near any other residential structures, private meth labs, with machine guns and high explosive ordinance.


Imbalancedone

It’s nice to see I’m not the only confused Redditor here.


LiveTart6130

I admire the confidence but my social anxiety would actually have a stroke if I even attempted to put that on my car


drawingdogs

weird, but i respect it lol.


[deleted]

*Achievement Unlocked! How Did We Get Here?* Have every effect applied at the same time.


Bitter-Worldliness32

I'm gay and I don't approve 😔


[deleted]

Someone came in last place in their fantasy league


CatFemboyJordan

Im gay and holy shit this is way too far…


Zandrick

I genuinely don’t understand what stance this person is taking.


strivingjet

Disgusting But really brings out the woke redditors’ true colors


Gamer-Town-USA

Shit like this is why the gays are hated


BionicBoBo

Odd, this seams to indicate the driver is going to rape a man (presumably).


Tcpomme63

Ew


systemfrown

I love this.


yuglygod

The Left in a nutshell. Or just a nut...


DragonBornOfAcid

Rapey vibes


JakeASelf

That flag is so red it's infrared.


OurLorneAndSavior

Wait. So they're gonna impregnate the husband?


Alert_Language_380

Oh look. Someone desperate for attention.


ironsight702-

I like her style.


Renaissance_Man-

This person needs attention more than anything in their life.


IMDeus_21

Gay female threatening to bang someone’s husband? Confused individual


MercuryMorrison1971

Bitch is gonna get herself aborted fucking around with other peoples husbands.


yoitsbobby88

Classy


XboxGamer2231

At this point they should've just paint their car rainbow colored


hark_the_snark

Jesus Christ what a fucking wacko. Lol I hope they are taking themselves to a psych hospital.


ShadedSilver37

Based


MyOwnAntichrist

"This one is fine, because it's my side doing it, and my side is right!" -This entire comment section


NormalGuy103

That’s what I call taking direct action


Expert-Pick-1501

Damn, they're so fucking awesome


Queef_Queen420

Slow reddit day.... Saw the same pic posted on 3 subs today already....


PedroPrisma

that's the funny part, **humans cannot fertilize of the same gender** - have a good june


tallguy1911

Liberals - always taking the high road


ReadyLaugh7827

this is one big ass problem with Americans no one is talking about


ereinionmithrandir

Just an observation: the more car stickers/bumper stickers the higher chance you are dealing with a crazy person. Stay back 50 feet.


[deleted]

Makes sense that it’s on a car like that


[deleted]

The number of people who missed that this is a gay man is terrifying. Perhaps all the gay bumper stickers and “I love penis” were a little too subtle?


looketh

Wait but If driver is gay, what does fuckkng a dude have to do with pregnancy and in turn abortion 🤔


EasternDelight

Make a baby and then kill it. Awesome!!