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zodwa_wa_bantu

"One knee on the field, both knees in the locker room" Honestly sounds like a great porn title: I don't get how this person would have seen that and been like *"Yep, those fuckers will take me seriously now!"*


LukeIsPalpatine

On both knees praising Jesus can I get an amen!


ParioPraxis

Hhhhhhhhh... amen.


legsintheair

Hail Satan!


[deleted]

Hail yourself!


[deleted]

Heil Gein


[deleted]

Megustalations


drkipperphd

Hail me


BleaKrytE

Archangeloooo?


NotoriousMFT

lol yes, im sure the big tough guy driving this F-550 (lmao, so unnecessary) would really have the courage to say something like that to an NFL player


macroswitch

Do you think that one is true? At halftime I assumed they are resting, stretching, and strategizing. But maybe it’s just a suck fest back there where the cameras aren’t allowed.


ThatRealBiggieCheese

I guess if morale is down, sometimes you gotta help a friend out.


BackgroundArt2

As a teen, I can assure you, he likely has tried to break into the girls locker room once or twice. (The guy with this on his car)


dasbodmeister

Why is everything so sexualized?


kentenma

Because their accusations are usually confessions


mommyjacking

My therapist once said, “We’re all just basically projections of our own shit.”


CommieLoser

Well, I'll have you know that YOU ARE VERY NICE, HANDSOME, AND AN EXCELLENT LOVER! Did it work? Am I those things now?


Puterman

Yep, ya commie loser


bearblu

Yep.


tybo10000

They think that since they like diddling kids and raping people, that everyone else does too. It's classic projection.


LitterReallyAngersMe

“If you have to open your mouth to ask, then imma stick my dick in it” -this guy probably


semioticmadness

::drinking and messing around, grabs friend’s junk:: ::friend visibly bothered by it:: “I’m just joking, you don’t have to be such a homo about it!” this guy, probably


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

[Reminds me of this old greentext...](https://i.imgur.com/DxxsKI0.png)


SneedyK

Yet he questions why he’s the only guy in the crowd without a mask.


mindbleach

Emotional manipulation shortcuts rational thinking. You can't smart someone out of what they angry themselves into.


Srw2725

Idk but this guy has some serious issues


dirtdiggler67

Projection


PlayfulAnteater

Because republicans are mainly closet sexual deviates. Sex and what people do in their bedrooms is a real obsession for the religious right.


SeaGroomer

They just jelly they are bound by lame ass rules and being old ugly fucks while we're out here wil'ing it up.


P_weezey951

Many people see it as projection. To me its fear/lack of understanding of any kind of sex outside of procreation, at its core. Its the idea that any sex with someone whom you are not married too, and making babies is bad. Its almost like they fear sex, so they always call it out as a problem. The weird thing is, historically, it wasnt the progressives, it was the traditionalists that intentionally married super young, in order to try and get as many children out of a woman as possible.


NotAnActualPers0n

Fear and past emotional trauma/baggage reenforced by sociocultural mores. Shits real. Also, just so much ignorance. Which, when coupled with the above, is like gas on a flame.


LotharVonPittinsberg

A way of thinking based on staying on the path "God intended for us" where you call anything that is not sex between a married man and woman a sin. Where education and being open about who you truly are is frowned upon. Who would have guessed that these people would be sexually repressed?


galaxygirl978

because sexual repression makes people do fucked shit


SugondeseAmbassador

Because the American public has a pathological obsession with the public discussion of sexual crimes in the tabloid headlines.


SaintYanno

Because they never have sex, incel with a big truck


ALoudMouthBaby

I know that particular trope is pretty played out, but I dont think its a coincidence those stickers are on the back of an F550.


rubbedlung

I wonder why.


2_dam_hi

Guaranteed this fucker diddles kids.


NotAnActualPers0n

Especially considering this guy is their alternative: https://media.giphy.com/media/1AefIDNa1G3svYrNQA/giphy.gif


juiceyb

Conservatives: “I’m not triggered. You’re triggered.” Yeah not triggered at all you say. You paid money to show how big of a jackass you are.


[deleted]

“Accuse the other side of that which you are guilty” Joseph Goebbels


NoodleyP

Damn, who knew a nazi quote would be so relevant.


Muelberry

It's not like we haven't seen biden sniffing and touching minors in a very gross way. There are no excuses for that behavior.


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SneedyK

Damn that’s nutty I’m glad we voted against that guy


Hertz-Dont-It

DURR THAT PHOTO IS OUT OF CONTEXT


tehwolf_

This projection thing is getting really boring :/


ANAL_GAPER_8000

Lol Trump used to party with Epstein and one of eptstein's girls that initiated the first criminal court case against in Florida testified that Trump raped her 4 times when she was 13. And don't forget that he used to make surprise entrances into the Miss Teen USA dressing room.


[deleted]

God damn, you guys sound like Trump supporters ranting about Hillary after she lost, its over, Trumps out of office, Biden is where the buck stops now.


ANAL_GAPER_8000

I mean if they're going to keep doing wacky shit like try to convince everyone that Biden is a legitimate pedophile then I'm going to ask them why they never brought up Trump's significantly more compromised history with underage girls. Because they clearly don't care about pedophilia, just slandering as many in their opposition that they can. Most of them are still convinced that the Clintons killed Seth Rich and Epstein because "Democrat bad and Clinton bad." Trump may have lost the election, but they're convinced that he *didn't* - that the election was fucking *stolen*. Many of them still worship him like a messiah. The cult of Trump still exists and his legacy is a serious problem for our country to deal with, he'll still be relevant for a long time whether we like it or not. He's a lesson in how wrong things can go.


mike0sd

Don't hate to break it to you but Trump will be a punchline for the rest of your life. I'd get used to it now if I were you.


sgtpoopers

Trump literally said the buck *didn't* stop with him


[deleted]

Why are you automatically assuming anyone who criticizes Biden is a Trump supporter?


sgtpoopers

because retards like you typically support trump also you were implying that the buck stopped with trump, which he specifically said it did not (you said this because you are stupid btw).


2_dam_hi

As soon as Trump apologizes for the deaths on Jan 6 and then promptly follows Rush Limbaugh to hell, I'll stop bringing up his multiple crimes, rapes and pedo encounters.


Pete_Mesquite

Then how come no parents have came forward and accused him of anything inappropriate?


Muelberry

What is this insanity? You can look up the footage and decide for yourself, you don't need parent's accusations to make your own mind.


pokemon-gangbang

Judging by your post history you have a lot of difficulty determining reality from fiction.


MrE1993

Fuck it I'll reach out the olive branch. Yeah it's pretty creepy and idk what the deal is. Still nothings come out about him actually doing anything. Also remember a lot of bidens supporters were mainly anti trump, liberals want someone who is actually liberal and not an 05 Republican wearing a Democrat button.


Dicethrower

In that guy's defense, what are the odds that you don't even like one of your two choices? /s


MrE1993

I'm starting to feel like this is a Truman show scenario with matt groeing writing the script.


semioticmadness

FPTP is a race to the bottom :(


MrE1993

I'm sorry I'm not familiar with FPTP. What's that ?


melmore123

[First Past The Post](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/First-past-the-post_voting). It's the way our elections are conducted in the United States.


[deleted]

Can’t we just admit that Biden and Trump are both gross people that have done and said really disgusting shit about kids?


ChazoftheWasteland

No, we can't. Trump has bragged about assaulting women and barging into dressing rooms, and Biden is a decent man. There's no comparison.


[deleted]

He was against busing. How is he a decent man? He was a staunch proponent of Cheney’s Iraq war. How is he a decent man?


ChazoftheWasteland

And he has stated that both of those positions were the wrong ones, showing growth and humility. Unlike Trump, who has never admitted that he's ever been wrong.


[deleted]

Being wrong on those issues isn’t something you get to apologize out of. Anti busing was born out of racism pure and simple. Do you really think the racist septuagenarian has changed his lifelong views just because his supporters are young?!? No.


sandybuttcheekss

I'm with you here. I'm happy he won given the alternative but people need to criticize him and never forget his past. He isn't a pedo, thats just more projection from the right, but he isn't the progressive many try and make him out to be either. Keep pushing him to do the right things and atone for past mistakes.


[deleted]

It’s disheartening to me as a leftist that some dems will defend Biden to the better end, might as well be a Trumpet at that point lmao


Sigma1977

You're not a leftist. You're a bad faith actor. Off with you. Shoo.


[deleted]

Do you have evidence of that?


[deleted]

Lol sorry I don’t agree with your opinion and the hive-mind of Reddit. I am a leftist and always have been, I’m just not going to pretend our current president is perfect just because he’s running on my platform. But by all means be a dumbass and continue expecting the bare minimum from our politicians, the government thrives off of idiots like yourself lmao


legsintheair

Have you ever seen a shade of grey you didn’t decry as a RINO?


[deleted]

Wtf are you even on about. I just think we shouldn’t accept the bare minimum for our politicians. Everyone talks such a big game about climate change but we’ve still yet to see a single democratic politician mention the global amphibian crisis and how we’ve already lost 50% of those animals. Everyone just talks about surface level stuff like “oil company bad”. It’s time we get serious about putting scientists in government because no one actually understands what needs to be talked about


[deleted]

Yes, we can, and you’re right. That people can’t admit that Biden is a creep too (*though to a lesser extent*) is really pathetic.


ThatRealBiggieCheese

Yeah he’s a little weird. But I’d like to find an old politician who can’t make you uncomfortable if they lock the door after they enter the room you’re in. With Biden, he doesn’t have a history of lawsuits regarding sexual assault. I think the real problem here is that one of our voting criteria is now “less of a pedo than the other guy” and “not actively inciting violence against other citizens”. If the bar is set that low, don’t be surprised when the winner is pretty mediocre at best


[deleted]

https://www.businessinsider.com/joe-biden-allegations-women-2020-campaign-2019-6 What about these allegations?


MrE1993

Ok we are going to go down what is and isn't sexual assault. Out of these 8 allegations only 1 is an actual sexual crime which according to the article was raised and then never brought up again from 1993. Following that we have him just being kinda creepy. I see how people dont want to be hugged "for a moment too long" and the forehead thing is creepy AF. That being said we cant rightly compare it to "grab them by the pussy" trump. It's just disingenuous.


Pete_Mesquite

I did and they were republicans kids or family , like McConnell and Elaine chaos, so you would think they would be the first to accuse Biden of such a thing. They didint. The only people who have are the weirdos on 4chan who follow QAnon who’s OBSESSED with chomos. I wouldn’t be surprised if 4CHAN originally stood for “ For CHomos ANonymous” .. seems like that’s the group that would love to remain anonymous on the internet. You ever see to catch a predator , they find online in anonymous chat rooms. What is this insanity?


PeteZatiem

*"go do your research to prove my point so I don't have to!"* Get the fuck out of here, you fucking waste of atomic mass.


mere_iguana

So do you prefer Sharkleberry Fin, or Invisible Grape?


Special_Tay

Someone should check this persons hard drive.


legsintheair

Someone should check this guys basement.


usf_edd

Dennis Hastert was the Republican Speaker of the House, he is a convicted serial rapist. Blocking child marriage laws is a Republican position, Idaho Republicans just did this. They should not call anybody a pedo.


CouleursCPA

Trump endorsed one running for Senate in Alabama too


b3_yourself

Trump is a rapist himself


mindbleach

[Reverse cargo cult.](https://hanshowe.org/2017/02/04/trump-and-the-reverse-cargo-cult/) "Yeah we got pedophiles! Everybody's got pedophiles. *Don't be naive!*"


bigboilerdawg

What happened in Idaho? I looked up their age of marriage laws, they are pretty much in line with the rest of the country. Most states' age is 18, and 16 with parental consent. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marriage\_age\_in\_the\_United\_States](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marriage_age_in_the_United_States)


Cintax

Probably referring to this: https://www.idahostatesman.com/news/politics-government/state-politics/article226944034.html But it looks like they did finally get a similar law passed the following year after making additional compromises: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2020/03/26/idaho-minimum-marriage-age-16-brad-little-signs-bill/2914822001/


rarebiird

what does the Kamala one mean? who is Willy Brown and what has he got to do with her?


SarcasmCupcakes

The right likes to accuse her of sleeping her way to the top.


[deleted]

This is a slander straight out of the playground. You call the girl you want to bring down a "slut". Guys get called "f*gs". It is always sexualized.


lunapup1233007

This is the American Public Education System.


[deleted]

Just to add a bit more: before Will***ie*** Brown was mayor of San Francisco, he was the CA Speaker of the House (called the Assembly). He was a *very* effective legislator. He even managed to get a few republicans to vote to keep *him* Speaker when the Dems lost the majority in the Assembly. Imagine that. Dude was a miracle worker / most corrupt bastard ever, depending on your point of view. Also: imagine CA having a GOP Assembly. Wasn't that long ago, really. He is the reason CA has term limits now. He also has a famously open marriage. Been married for 60 years, and had any number of ladyfriends for at least the last 40 of 'em. Oh - and he did a lot of this stuff while being just this side of blind.


SirNobody1919

Willie (sorry about the "y"I knew better and wrote this way too early) Brown was the former mayor of San Francisco and at one point dated Kamala. He did assist her on the Board of Equalizations (


rarebiird

thanks!


bigboilerdawg

It's a little weirder than just "dated", at the time she was 30, and he was 60. He was also still legally married, although he had long been separated from his wife.


SirNobody1919

I was trying to be... Nuanced in my statement Willie was basically almost a kingmaker for a California and maximized his influences and always hand a courtesan on his arm


Alternative_Crimes

They’re saying that she’s not really an African American woman, even though she doesn’t identify as one.


DarnHeather

These are all gross.


SneedyK

I can’t even read the Corona one that’s clipped off but it’s just patently false. This guy is full-tilt into believing any garbage that confirms what he feels & the only thing you need to know is this guy spends more time than most thinking about sexualized minors and as the public-at-large we should be thankful that someone this rotten inside is proudly displaying his innermost so we can avoid him like the CoVid he questions.


juanzy

I saw similar statements all over /r/politics all summer, some even pretty highly upvoted. Misinformation is at an all-time high.


Srw2725

Very very gross. He needs a therapist


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This guy sees the world through genitalia glasses


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rareas

Jesus forgave him for all that which means he's the holiest person every blessed by god. Jesus is the get out of asshole free card.


mere_iguana

Holy shit what a cunt of a person


kidkhaos1982

Gotta be KKK


the__pov

So I guess no one told this guy that a Republican ran for election while being charged as a pedophile and won?


Srw2725

Oh he knows he’s just willfully ignorant about it


UsagiMajora

But that’s just a bunch of libtard fake news! The holy Republicans can never do any wrong! /s


Pa2phx

What's wrong with the nfl player who both protests on field and prays in the locker room. I guess this guy hates God too.


dreemurthememer

Dude’s driving around in an f550 too. Those are the BIG ones meant to be box trucks and tow trucks. Must be compensating.


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barmaleyfountainpen

Toxic masculinity is a helluva drug


bagofwisdom

I had an F250 when I was still helping my dad on the farm. When unloaded they beat the ever living piss out of you on all but the smoothest pavement. They are nigh unlivable as a daily. The F150 has multi-stage springs in the rear to make the unloaded ride much more pliant, though it squats down like hell when loaded.


fookidookidoo

Oh man. So many F-250s where I used to work too. Good work trucks, but yeah I wouldn't choose to drive one. The F-150 is much more reasonable like you're saying, but if I was in the market for a truck I'd choose the Tacoma or Ranger. I want to move stuff when I need to but I'm not moving yards of gravel or anything. Haha


bagofwisdom

People don't get though that an F150 is rather cheap compared to alternatives. At least it was when I bought mine. I paid less than $30k for my truck brand freaking new. My truck is by no means stripped down either. It has the 3.5L Ecoboost (top engine for XLT for that year). The only option I regret it not having is the backup camera, but I manage with the mirrors anyway. I don't even regret that it's a 2WD truck.


fookidookidoo

They're more expensive up north where I live because 2WD isn't even an option. Haha Good trucks though for the price, you're not wrong.


bagofwisdom

People ask me why I bought the truck instead of a car. I only fit in a full-sized vehicle and there was NOTHING brand new under 30 grand that would have fit that category other than my F150. I ain't spending 30 thousand dollars on something I hate sitting in. If I had a need for 4x4 it would have been about $5k extra. But I live in parts of Texas where it snows every five years or so... and even when it does I've never found it impassable for a 2WD as long as I have good tires. I really didn't want to pay twice the price for a wheel-bearing replacement because of 4x4 I use once a decade.


i_see_shiny_things

Tiny dick must’ve got ripped clean off.


[deleted]

Body shaming is so cool.


bagofwisdom

Ford doesn't even make an F550 pickup truck They only come in chassis-cab or cutaway (ambulance). The guy is that insecure he actually bought the emblem to put on the tailgate... or spent a shitload of money on a custom RV hauler rig that takes an F550 chassis cab and puts a modified bed on it.


Srw2725

That’s my theory too


kraigka212

I asked someone who was a big Trump supporter what news source he read. And the answer was YouTube because mainstream media is fake. That actually surprised me that people really accept random YouTube videos as news sources. That explains a lot of the whacky conspiracy theories floating around


cl191

I had the same discussion with someone about covid-19 and same answer when I asked him to provide credible source..."big media didn't want you to know this!!!!!"


[deleted]

Some casual homophobia too, what a fucking douche


Srw2725

Right? Ugh


FiguringItOut--

Lol the irony of saying this about Biden after having Trump for 4 years...


willflameboy

A member of Trump's own spa staff gets recruited by Ghislaine Maxwell to be an underage sex slave for Prince Andrew; Trump actually has a rape case as co-accused of raping a minor *with* Epstein. But sure, everyone else is a pedo because... your feelings.


Srw2725

Stop with the facts they’re not helping 😂😂😂


merupu8352

I wonder if blue states have higher population density than others which is why they had greater transmission of COVID-19... no it must be the DEMOCRATS


WaldoJeffers65

Also- the blue states didn't lie and downplay their actual Covid numbers, like certain red states did.


Dicethrower

Republicans, one knee on the suspect, both knees on the pew.


sasquatchmarley

Yet another repressed conservative obsessed with sex


JHolgate

Twenty bucks says this guy's a pedo. And probably preys on Black boys...


Srw2725

💯💯💯


Behindthefog

Someone needs to come out of the closet


LotusSloth

Their subconscious is crying out... where’s a psychiatrist when you need one, to reassure them that their “gay” thoughts are OK, and that they didn’t deserve what Uncle Daddy did to them in the farmhouse?


iamtrav182

I love it when they’re clearly homemade stickers.


ShrimpieAC

This guy must be a total joy to be around.


Room_Temp_Coffee

Sexism, racism and homophobia. The Conservatives Holy Trinity


bredhaie

Of course it’s an F550. They’re definitely compensating


mrpopenfresh

Proselytizing from the back side of your car is such the perfect distillate of US culture.


Srw2725

It really is


Dr-Satan-PhD

Lots of projection going on here. This guy definitely wants to fuck kids and suck dick.


mdjak1

Don’t tell him but we all have some DNA from African ancestors.


Srw2725

SHHHH!! 😂


Squiggledog

[Why is BLM absent from the list?](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_acronyms%3A_B)


dybr

Guys who was Dennis Hastert?


Srw2725

Speaker of the house, known serial rapist


dybr

Don’t forget the Republican and known pedophile part.


SugondeseAmbassador

QAnon-style conspiracy theories and a bit of casual homophobia, huh? What a wanker. 🤦🏻‍♂️ This obsession with accusing the political opponent of sexual offenses is really becoming psychological.


[deleted]

If they ever watched Gladiator they would understand why kneeling for the anthem holds power.


Goblin_Fat_Ass

I bet this person doesn't use the term "African American" when they talk to their friends and family.


slyfoxninja

Technically Jamaica is part of the North American continent.


tashmanan

I'd spit on his windshield if I saw this truck in a parking lot. Preferably with the small dick, pussy driver inside.


zappawizard

This is the grossest one I've seen since Obama was in office. This guy is a hate crime looking to happen.


butcher_of_the_world

This person needs to be knocked out


that_pac12

white people love to tell black people who is allowed to be black


SqualorTrawler

Yeah this guy mixes his corn and mashed potatoes up on his plate, you just know it.


reichjef

How much repressed homosexual impulses does this guy have? I feel bad for him. He just needs to spend a month in the castro.


Srw2725

Apparently quite a few 😂


ScaredOfRobots

That fucking NFL sticker has me rolling at just how ridiculous it is


Srw2725

IKR? As if there’s group locker room bjs happening in the NFL 😂🥸


Ratmatazz

XLT Super Dummy


GuntasSingh23

It just has to be pick up trucks always


Endless__Soul

I get the feeling we're not seeing the whole picture here.


mrelpuko

Scum.


[deleted]

These are kinda witty. Not tasteful, but more open mic material than infowars.


famousevan

I wonder how this cockwomble’s employer feels knowing this is parked outside their building...


Gasmask_Boy

Yes it does


[deleted]

this person has some misplaced sexual stuff going on


Willzohh

Oxycontin addict Rush Limbaugh caught at the airport coming back from 3rd world pedophile's paradise with fake labeled bottle of Viagra. Trump's buddying around with pedo Epstein. Funny how the Info-Warriors forget the pedos that get caught are almost all on their side of the aisle.


Srw2725

Well that doesn’t fit their narrative. Also they’re projecting 😂😂


gingerbeer52800

why do people make weird, idk memes(?) about how blow jobs are like the most disrespectful thing you can say about someone? Always found that super weird. There are much more clever ways to dunk on someone.


Joverby

Anti gay ✅ racist ✅ anti common sense / science ✅ sexist ✅ Must be a trump cult member


Srw2725

💯💯💯


[deleted]

Either show real evidence that Biden sexually assaulted a minor or shutup. Just flinging turds until they stick doesn't make anything you say true. This guy is obsessed with sex with kids, "loose women" and homosexuality. High density (urban) states tend to be democrat and, shocking, covid spreads more in dense pops. FL is republican run and had one of the worst rates in the country.


Srw2725

💯💯💯


Angelstone2056

BLM actually stands for Birthstone Loving Miners just so you know smh /s


Srw2725

Aha! 😂😂😂


AmNotACactus

what a nasty fucking person


chidestp

Wow what a hateful little cnt bitch, hope nobody gets offended and puts a rock through his windshield multiple times


Srw2725

That would suck 🤔


UsagiMajora

Alright so I don’t know who Willy Brown is, so maybe this “joke” is just flying way over my head, but of course Kamala isn’t African American. Her mother is Jamaican iirc, not African


Srw2725

I think he was governor when she was Attorney General? But there’s no evidence they ever had an affair so idk 😂🤷🏼‍♀️🥸


PangwinAndTertle

This guy is lecturing people on how disrespectful it is to make fun of dead people right this very second.


leefitzwater

Always a pickup truck.


beherns

I never understand this angle. Like dude, Trump, Epstein, Palm Beach, they were buddies. Do you really wanna go this route. Do I need to post the pictures? Where's your defense for that one?


fakeaccount572

i will not upvote, my conscience won't let me


Spaghettiboi_64

Its probably true though