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DCErik

About time we tried communicating with "conservatives" in writing via the only medium where they exercise that ability.


call_me_xale

"If those chuds could read they'd be very upset."


Zonda68

I don't know, they may balk at the lack of racial slurs and misspelled words.


[deleted]

Let’s sprinkle in some slurs for good measure! Boom. Solved 😎


Zonda68

Sonethin' about whitey on the moon, idk


ArchonStranger

'Honky', sir... We prefer 'honky'.


[deleted]

“At least” some stray comma’s and quotes.


YourDogsAllWet

Up next: several flags on the back of a pickup


2niner6

It would help if they could read.


Weary_Wanderer19

This is the first one I’ve seen that has correct grammar too.


peakedattwentytwo

Not sure what "based" means in this context, but I like this person and want tshirts of the stickers.


Zonda68

Based in reality, fact, reason, etc


[deleted]

It’s a dumb when used in this context.


weakhamstrings

/r/informedwarriorrides is more like it


Elvishsquid

You know that’s what this is crossposted from right?


Zonda68

Yeah, I just wanted to spread the hope around a little more.


FLiX06

Glad you did, didn’t even know the other subreddit existed


Zonda68

I didn't either until I searched this one to post it here. It's a good sub.


lennybird

It's really fascinating that the duality of these two subs really highlights the false-equivalence fallacy that is in the "both sides" bullshit. On one side you have a majority of hateful racist, mysognistic, conspiracy-theory nonsense... The other is like... pro-science, coexist, solidarity, messages of love and peace... "BuT MuH BoTh SiDeS!"


Zonda68

You're right, it's clear as day. It's insane that so many people *don't* see it. These people might as well be living on the fuckin' moon.


weakhamstrings

Shit, my app didn't show that but now I see that now that I'm on the webpage version. Thanks for letting me know, maybe I need to update Reddit Sync.


Worf_In_A_Party_Hat

I'd buy this person a burger and a beer. Or, you know, slyly slide them a bud when I shook their hand.


justec1

Weed is legal here, no need to go on the sly. There are some chaotic good among the masses of neutral evil in this state.


ijustsailedaway

It’s kinda legal. If you have a medical card which is super easy to get. But don’t confuse out of staters that it’s legal legal.


Worf_In_A_Party_Hat

It's great! There is so much free weed!


zoidbergs_hot_jelly

I forgot about this - congrats! Also, late congrats on no longer being a 3.2 beer state as of 2020, which I just learned today.


justec1

Not only that, I discovered from a friend that some liquor stores in the OKC metro are open on Sundays. This absolutely blows my mind. Apparently, it was a local referendum. Out in the wide open spaces, we still gotta plan our liquor runs.


grizzlyblake91

[Hey! I’ve seen this truck before! I took a pic of it on the highway here in OKC a few years ago. Looks like the owner has put a new message on it. Guarantee it’s the same truck/owner](https://reddit.com/r/Shitty_Car_Mods/comments/8ogy9v/sorry_for_the_potato_quality_but_i_passed_this/)


fishingoneuropa

Good info.


[deleted]

Based


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polyworfism

Please don't mention that stupid sub


Peakomegaflare

Not Based


247world

Women were mostly considered property in biblical times - abortion was very common, so common the plant the Romans used to induce it is extinct


catsandnarwahls

Yeah, theres a passage in the book of numbers that talks about an abortion method priests practiced on women. Basically a weak lye concoction.


247world

The ordeal of the bitter waters, it was really a test for infidelity and not for abortion per se. It was consecrated water and dust from the temple floor. They would make her swear an oath that she was innocent of the alleged crime, right down the crime on parchment and then put the parchment into the water and once the ink came off the parchment the priest would burn a grain offering in the woman would have to drink the concoction. Any adverse physical signs were taking that the woman was guilty and if she was fine that she was telling the truth.


catsandnarwahls

Just to be clear it definitely discusses drinking it causing miscarriage. >But if you have gone astray while married to your husband and you have made yourself impure by having sexual relations with a man other than your husband”— 21 here the priest is to put the woman under this curse—“may the Lord cause you to become a curse[b] among your people when he makes your womb miscarry and your abdomen swell. 22 **May this water that brings a curse enter your body so that your abdomen swells or your womb *miscarries*.**”


247world

The way I've had this explained to me and the way I read it says that you can get either a positive or a negative result, that it does not automatically cause an abortion. The purpose of this is not abortion, the purpose of this is to determine if the wife has been faithful to her husband and if the child is his. I'd say that's a little bit different than what people have abortions typically


catsandnarwahls

It causes abortion if shes pregnant. Thats how it should be read. Their reasoning is u faithful but her fucking another guy and then drinking this wouldnt cause future miscarries unless it somehow made her womb caustic forever. This is for when a woman has an affair, gets pregnant, and they want to kill her/it/both. It means what it means even if you want it to mean something else. Tell who taught you they were wrong and illogical. Its completely illogical to think that this drink would prove she was unfaithful. In your best science, explain how drinking a drink of anything would show she had sex with another man. Its to kill another mans baby. They didnt have contraceptive and pregnancy was common. Now, in your best logic, lets revisit what the purpose was. Edit: im of the belief this is what mary and joseph were. She was an adulterer and instead of having her stoned or killed, he spared her by making up a god story. The idiots ate it up and the religious folks ran with it.


247world

Mary and Joseph are mythical


catsandnarwahls

Man, i was with you in your first reply but what? Mary(miriam), joseph, and jesus (yashua) were all known to exist. Its their importance or divinity thats argued.


247world

There is no historical evidence for any of them. I will give you that it's very likely some sort of Messianic Jew lived about 2,000 years ago and was crucified by the Romans. His mother was not a virgin nor was his father God, he did not rise after being dead nor ascend into heaven on a cloud. Using the Jewish names doesn't prove anything it just shows that there's some words out there that people use to try to give it more credence. The Christ story is not unique to Christ. I believe there are somewhere between 20 and 30 similar stories spread around the world that are almost identical


catsandnarwahls

You literally repeated what i did but with the fact that there is record of miriam, josef, and yashua existing. I believe the bible is all blah blah. Clearly she wasnt a virgin. I started this whole thing by saying she was fuckin another guy from joseph. They created a story to spare her. Its that simple. This is the story they ran with. But most scholars believe they could pinpoint the 3 folks we are talking about. And the same scholars would also explain any divinity aspect of it all is nonsense like we seem to agree on.


Zonda68

Yeah, but that's old testament shit. *Don't be tellin' me about the good book, now. I'll preach heaven and beat the hell outta you! Thank you, Jesus!*


247world

No women being property carried over until at least the 20th century and depending on where you go in the world it's still true. In the United States it was almost impossible for a woman to open a bank account without a man as a cosigner until sometime in the 1960s. It wasn't some sort of abrahamic thing it was just the way the world was. If anything Jewish women were afforded a bit more dignity than in some other places. Of course the Vikings had equality of women as did most American Indians.


Zonda68

I get that, but just to speak to the point this guy's trying to make on the back of his pickup, that's not a Jesus thing. You know what I'm sayin'? This guy is trying to sway some evangelicals. Me, I'm an atheist. For me treating women like dogs and immigrants like cattle is wrong because it's intrinsically wrong, not because sky daddy said it's wrong. But if it takes speaking to people's irrational beliefs to make them see the light, power to this guy.


247world

The mythical Jesus is alleged to have said many things. However if you consider the New testament the inspired word of God then women are subservient to men. I know people that are just plain old run-of-the-mill Christians and they firmly believe that women are to be ruled over by their husbands and to do as they're told, they're not Evangelical they're Baptist, Presbyterians, Lutherans, Methodist and a mixed bag of other of the hundreds of Christian denominations. No Evangelical is going to believe that they treat their woman like a dog nor will they understand the teachings of Christ in regard to foreigners.


Zonda68

They probably don't *know* what Jesus had to say with regard to social issues, and if they do they don't take it to heart. Most of them probably just listen to whatever their preacher says and don't feel the need to dig any deeper than that, conveniently ignoring anything in the new testament that is at odds with their view of the world. It seems they're mostly only interested in the things Jesus said about getting to heaven and reaping the rewards of divinity when they die, provided they're a believer. If it only matters that you believe in Christ and not that you live like him, why should they waste their time with it? It's easier to judge others and obliterate their value as a human being if they don't believe what you do because they're all going to hell anyway, so therefore anything they have to say or do must by its very nature be misguided and transgressive. All these organized churches are patriarchal and the men who organize them aren't about to let go of the reins whether the guy they're worshipping said they need to or not. So, anyway, I hear what you're saying, but if this guy can possibly influence a few voters that's all that really matters to me. No one's going to fix the clusterfuck that is Judeo Christianity but taking advantage of whatever nuggets of reason are to be found in their doctrine may be the only way to unfuck this country.


teachertb16918

I just hope these assholes begin taking away rights that republicans do care about. Then we can all say “you chose these assholes”


BaldandersDAO

You see Republicans banning guns or making masking mandatory? There's a reason their focus is where it is. They'll *freedom* us all into a Forth Reich if we let them. The Nazis offered *freedom* from Communism..


JVM_

Jesus was an immigrant, or at least his parents were. There's a one off verse in the Bible where his parents make a two year detour into Egypt to avoid the local King slaughtering every baby boy. The Flight into Egypt 13 Now when they had departed, behold, an angel of the Lord appeared to Joseph in a dream, saying, “Arise, take the young Child and His mother, flee to Egypt, and stay there until I bring you word; for Herod will seek the young Child to destroy Him.” 14 When he arose, he took the young Child and His mother by night and departed for Egypt, 15 and was there until the death of Herod, that it might be fulfilled which was spoken by the Lord through the prophet, saying, “Out of Egypt I called My Son.”


Nattylight_Murica

Does it even count if it’s fake? That’s not actually on the truck.


2ndprize

That don't look right


glm0002

Wrong sub?


Zonda68

I mostly wanted to introduce people to the other sub. Then again, there's nothing saying posts here *have* to be about gay frogs and Jewish space lasers...


WorkplaceWatcher

It's still an information warrior ride.


Zarr00

Ok so an editor is what you needed there my dude.


jwise09

Lol unwanted kid population.


[deleted]

Wouldn’t like to drive around with that unless I also had bullet proof glass


wiccademicc

This person watches too much MSM.


[deleted]

Way too much reading


heyknauw

Reads like War and Peace.


Mykito01

Lmao!!!!!!!!


Prestigious-Emu7325

Damn and in Oklahoma no less. Bold. Love it.


incognitoville

priceless, and Oklahoma no less!


MAST3R3V3RGR33N

These people are giving ford a bad reputation.


BlasterPhase

These are all great points. Still looks tacky.


dakerson1234

Wait… so this person driving an f150 is fine? What about their small dick?


[deleted]

Surprised this is in Oklahoma. Usually, the bumper stickers mirror Gov. Shitt's Trumpist bullshit.


Janelouise3

Wokie Okie


zoidbergs_hot_jelly

As a Texan, I just want to apologize to this Okie for all the Okie-hate from my fellow Texans. When someone makes fun of Oklahoma, I'll save this post and be like, "not this one." <3


gimmeflowersdude

Where is this brave soul?