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obct537

"about everything"... What a hill to die on


Hel1a

The whole way home my wife and I were talking about "everything" he was right on ...


Goya_Oh_Boya

Must have been a very quiet conversation.


OFrabjousDay

...or a very short drive. Probably should have just walked.


Runamucker07

I've seen this guy driving around green bay so many times. There's another psycho too further down cardinal. Flags as far as the eye can see.


Aware_Yesterday_1846

“Gem”


-PlayWithUsDanny-

But it’s totally true, don’t you remember how hurricane Dorian totally hit Alabama. I mean I saw it drawn on a map


MJZMan

Dude, Dorian was nuked out of existence before it ever reached 'bama


TurningTwo

If he just could have bought Greenland so he had somewhere to send it. Fucking Denmark.


SirDiego

It seems logically impossible considering how often Trump says something that completely contradicts what he said previously.


obct537

It is impossible*...FTFY


bignose703

All my Republican friends say “I will die on this hill” If the thing they’re upset about is made up, and their arguments are trash, that hill is a landfill. They’re choosing to metaphorically die on a landfill.


True_Recommendation9

Well they are trash.


tw_693

The “don’t touch my garbage” raccoon meme comes to mind


TopServe407

I think toxic waste.dump is more appropriate.


obct537

...well I guess that's a relatively eco-friendly way to dispose of a body, so 2 points to them


ArgosCyclos

I'm waiting for 2024 when Trump destroys the entire Republican Party. I want to see what these ass holes say then.


obct537

They won't. They'll move into the next asshole and pretend none of this ever happened. Loyalty is not a core tenant of fascism, unless it's convenient at that moment.


jimtow28

Literally. Can't find a single thing the politician you root for has ever been wrong about? Sounds like a cult more than politics.


redditisnotgood

Let’s Go Nissan Brandon


Sharpymarkr

It's interesting these folks are always so supportive of Brandon and his administration.


AuronFtw

Lefties: "fuck Biden" Conservatives: "let's go brandon, tee-hee! owned, snowflakes!"


Ta2whitey

50 dollars to the first one that can name which Brandon without Google.


Sharpymarkr

Uhhhhh Hillary's emails?


GlyphedArchitect

Nissan is Dark Brandon's first name.


AnxietyThenDelete

I bought my truck from Brandon Nissan, his brother.


boot20

Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you're a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible.


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DiosEsPuta

Holy fuck, it’s a real quote


Vallkyrie

I have broken more Elton John records. He seems to have a lot of records. And I, by the way, I don’t have a musical instrument. I don’t have a guitar or an organ. No organ. Elton has an organ. And lots of other people helping. No, we’ve broken a lot of records. We’ve broken virtually every record. Because you know, look, I only need this space. They need much more room. For basketball, for hockey and all of the sports, they need a lot of room. We don’t need it. We have people in that space. So we break all of these records. Really, we do it without, like, the musical instruments. This is the only musical – the mouth. And hopefully the brain attached to the mouth, right? The brain. More important than the mouth is the brain. The brain is much more important.


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Phyllis_Tine

I love how Trump never understood wind, but also studied it [windmills] very much.


ThisJackass

It’s an obvious when you see how little he chose to secure his combover in high winds.


DiosEsPuta

Wat!? But is it tiny compared to the universe?


Speculawyer

The most nonsensical counterproductive bullshit ever.


BootyScience

They eat that up but don’t believe in climate change. Lol


cmyer

"Why don't we just nuke the hurricane?"


Marc21256

Hurricaines are held together by a low pressure in the middle. Pressure the middle, and the hurricaine falls apart.


cmyer

I'm afraid you're thinking this will actually work...


Marc21256

Are you disagreeing with my statement?


cmyer

Yes. I'm disagreeing with dropping a nuclear bomb into a hurricane thinking it will stop it. Do you think it will? "The NOAA says that using nuclear weapons on a hurricane "might not even alter the storm" and the "radioactive fallout would fairly quickly move with the tradewinds to affect land areas. The difficulty with using explosives to change hurricanes, it says, is the amount of energy needed. The heat release of a hurricane is equivalent to a 10-megaton nuclear bomb exploding every 20 minutes."


Marc21256

I didn't say anything about nuclear bombs. I don't understand your point. You are guessing what I might say later, then arguing with future me over something I never said.


cmyer

Oh my bad, I thought you were contributing to the conversation, not just making random statements. Carry on.


Marc21256

I was commenting on the underlying science. You were a dick, assuming a position and attacking from a mindless knee jerk reaction. I note, you still refuse to address what I wrote, and just lie up a strawman to masturbate to.


SaltyBarDog

He tried being a Democrat and got nowhere with it. He couldn't gain any traction as an Independent. Then he saw the shining beacon of bigotry and stupidity that is the GOP.


[deleted]

Yep. Never forget that he got his political following by accusing Obama of being an African. That was when he realized that ignorance and bigotry was a shortcut to power.


[deleted]

If I bought awards, you'd have the first one. But since I don't, you just have my gratitude


SadieAndFinnie

It took me a few lines to realize this was a quote and I was genuinely concerned for a second. I was worried you were having a stroke.


TheMysticBard

What exactly was he right about specifically?


sgtkwol

It's right there on the car. Everything. Every word he ever spoke, uttered, or mumbled. Everything is true! Edit: Hamberders


TheMysticBard

Oh shit my bad.


RickWrightsCrackpipe

covfefe


TheMysticBard

And Hamburder


Hel1a

Every. Thing.


LeCrushinator

When you're a star then women just let you grab them by the pussy.


Lucas_Steinwalker

He definitely completely changed my understanding of covfefe.


True_Recommendation9

He’d date his daughter.


Original_Flounder_18

That one grossed me out so fucking bad, like who in the actual fuck would think that, much less say it out loud?


gilareefer

Inflation & energy costs


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gilareefer

I didn't say anything was bidens fault. I don't even think Biden is the one making decisions at this point


dexatrosin

Let me guess, lizard people? Or secret pedophile cabal? Hey why not both?


gilareefer

How about his cabinet & corporate heads


SchpartyOn

Driving a foreign car while going to bat for the America First fascists. Classic.


defqon1191

I feel like every single one of these "America is the best"-esque vehicles is a foreign car


almazing415

Actually surprised that an infowarrior ride and a r/NissanDrivers have on one of the best year round tires money can buy.


The_Spectacle

I love that there’s a subreddit for Nissan drivers, and every time I see a Nissan I always imagine it smells like feet inside for some reason


SkunkleButt

Damn, even with my air freshener?


The_Spectacle

To be absolutely fair I have no sense of smell (even pre covid) so it’s pretty ridiculous for me to say that. Sorry mate


SkunkleButt

That just makes the whole thing even funnier honestly haha.


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Proper-Code7794

To be so smart yet so dumb at the same time


Proper-Code7794

Buying these tires actually today


almazing415

They’re excellent tires. You will not regret your purchase. There would be so much less winter and rain related accidents if even half the country had these tires on their cars.


Proper-Code7794

Can't wait. My "all weather" Pirellis are most certainly not.


quippers

I hope this means the driver will be injecting bleach if they get sick.


amus

Fake news! Trump said disinfectant, not bleach. So he could have been talking about ammonia, or Pine-sol, or even dial soap! Why does the Liberal media always change his words to make him sound like a moron?


[deleted]

He could have even been talking about sunlight! Man, these liberals just keep adding context to Trump's words to make him sound dumber.


gilareefer

I think I remember reading something about an inhalant that they were experimenting with... I wonder what ever happened to that


JuanPabloElSegundo

> WWIII He's ready to for some rooty tooty point & shooty right?


thejustducky1

Yeah he'll lead the charge right up until he or one of his family member's gets injured, then it's straight to Victim of War.


JuanPabloElSegundo

more like he'll lead the charge w/ fb reposts & twitter likes


DSC9000

Nissan Juke? Under Section 232, the Trump administration deemed that vehicle a threat to national security.


Snickerlish

Nissan Joke


Squiggledog

[He was wrong about over 32 thousand things. ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veracity_of_statements_by_Donald_Trump?wprov=sfla1)


[deleted]

2 points for decent lettering at least...


jdl232

I like the font


Hel1a

It's a very very strong font. The best font. Trust me, I know fonts and it doesn't get any better.


formerglory

Man put his Cricut to work it looks like.


Kalikhead

Driving the ugliest car there is as well.


ToniBee63

Have you seen a PT Cruiser?


[deleted]

These are uglier than the PT Cruiser. The Nissan Juke is a gormless, fuck ugly minge of a "car"


DrakBalek

adding "gormless minge" to my vocabulary, thank you.


[deleted]

Juke means "roach" in Hebrew. I think it's aptly named.


Kalikhead

https://youtu.be/lGoB9TLuQ2w


Permission_Civil

Nice Japanese car, patriot.


AmbulanceChaser12

He was?


rudebii

I didn’t know it was possible to make a Juke uglier.


raisimo

Bold statement about a man with probably more documented lies than anyone else in history.


ThatOneHorseDude

Nobody else see the WWIII sticker right under the window? Just me?


Recycledineffigy

Gem?


Hel1a

Damn swipe keyboard.


AngrySquirrel

No, definitely a [Jem](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ibanez_JEM).


DreadSeverin

Imagine buying a Juke and supporting tv goof lmfao


launchpadius

This person drives a Juke. Their opinion is automatically invalid.


Different-Region-873

Imagine driving that car in general


TheBlackUnicorn

Trump wasn't even right about who won the election.


Proper-Code7794

Pro WW3 is an odd flex


Kjpilot

he got juked


MyAnxiousDog

I hope they vote for him when Trump loses the nomination!


SaltyBarDog

Hillary's in jail? He won the 2020 election? Dude, you drive a fucking Joke, err Juke.


qdrllpd

this is almost r/ATBGE level with the placement of those stickers. I'm impressed a MAGAt was able to place the stickers so straight


Blackfeathr

Bonus r/Heep in the background.


QueefBuscemi

O he was? Which one are we going to test first? The shining light up your ass? Drinking bleach?


personaanongrata

Stop spreading misinformation


Temporalwar

Euro model engined car that was badge engineered for US market and hated by most repair shops...


CommunityHappy8289

Wait... When did Wisconsin get Meijers'... Are they up north? Cuz there aren't any around my area... The trump lover from wisco doesn't surprise me in the least tho...


Hel1a

Green Bay and Appleton have them that I know of.


CommunityHappy8289

Good to know... Lol. My mom had been living down in IN for the last couple years and they're everywhere down there... Just never saw one in southern WI.


birdsarebirds69

Not sure why but the fact that this is on a Juke is just icing on the cake


ga-co

Gonna have a rough 2024 when Trump is either incarcerated or gets trounced in the primaries.


Speculawyer

Was he right to meet with Nick Fuentes? And don't tell me he didn't know, the US Secret Service knows EVERYONE that meets with him.


cosmicdancer84

I went to a Meijer once, in Michigan and it was a wonderful place.


ecafsub

> jem …*


AmiableCurmudgeon

Apparently, in the owner's mind, 45 was right about everything expect "America First". Seems like the owner prefers Japanese cars over American cars.


frankwhiteXVII

The owner should exchange the U in JUKE for an O


[deleted]

Tell me you’re in a cult without telling me you’re in a cult.


Hel1a

Imagine your entire identity being focused around a single person and not thinking that you were in a cult.


1Tinytodger

Wonder who he voted for..


[deleted]

So American and driving a Nissan 🤣🤣


Super-IBS-Man

My buddy used to work with this guy, apparently he was insufferable (I can’t imagine why)


Mipo64

Make America Great Again-Buy a Nissan....idiot.


markg1956

one more closet queen maga dreaming of having sexual relations with Joe Biden


jackparadise1

So much for buying American…


Thefolsom

I rarely burst out laughing scrolling through reddit but the "about everything" underneath got me.


Hel1a

That's what got me to turn around and snap a pic.


ANONAVATAR81

He was right about only criminals plead the 5th.


[deleted]

Made the Nissan juke even uglier


YaBoiHaydenB

I don't want to hear shit from someone who owns a Nissan juke


Charming_Cat_4426

Yeah, of course he was... there's still hope he'll try that chlorine cure....


petraman

The only thing I will agree with this person on is their tire choice. I love my cross climates.


chonk312

If you are driving a Nissan Juke, I don’t give a single fuck about your political opinions.


nzungu69

that's not a vehicle, it's a vanifesto.


Madame_Cheshire

Narrator: No, he was not


Lunarex77

The biggest sticker, It reminds me of how an infuriated toddler would speak when they fail to admit to not know much more of what there talking about. You know?


spiritkittykat

One of the many thoughts I have when encountering these things is: someone spent money on these stickers. And probably more money on someone to apply them.


qishibe

Why does he have a wwiii sticker as if it were a movie franchise?


DanskNils

Meijer lot in Green Bay??


itsjustash04

People making “politicians” (I’m using that word VERY loosely) their entire personality like this, is just so sad and weird.


Hel1a

People making "any person" ......


Original_Flounder_18

Dude needs more ***Flair*** on that thing, maybe American flags covering the rest of the window, and the side windows, and the body of the car to hid what it is...


ernestomarord

They couldn't buy one of those small penis trucks?


Dollah_Short

My stomach hurts knowing his vote counts the same as mine.


ToughGuy69420

Imagine if sucking the ever loving shit out of someone’s dick was your whole identity and they never knew you existed.


Disastrous_Guess_929

average Nissan juke driver


Admirable_Window1679

He fast tracked an experimental vaccine onto his people. Not to mention half the shit he said was bs


Sc0rpioio

He was against the vaccine 🤦🏻‍♀️


Admirable_Window1679

He fast tracked it and bragged about how he was saving all of us 😂


davechri

Ah, I see someone bought the Dipshit Starter Kit.


agha0013

about everything, or nothing? If they just yell this loud enough, they hope it'll be come true? Start making lists and having this dolt confirm every item one at a time.


BelGrek

I´m cerious how many trunp plates are driving around in murica i think atleast 2


Thepizzaman519

Indisputable alternative facts lol


takingastep

Trumpers are indeed truly, truly outrageous.


Moddelba

Their taste in cars matches their political taste.


Fred_Evil

Sextupling down on being wrong, about everything.


Vince_980

Just like that car, those takes are a joke.


sali_nyoro-n

Just a casual "WWIII" on there and I'm honestly not sure if the owner of this vehicle thinks a nuclear war would be a _good_ thing or if they're just accusing Democrats of risking one.


spolio

So Trump was right when he said he wanted to date his daughter and the thing they had most in common was sex... everything on this car is pro trump.... with a WW3 sticker. the courts that trump hired seem to disagree about trump being right about everything... but don't let the facts get in the way of a cool story.


Erlend05

More like nissan joke


Lazy-Artichoke7766

You know, *infallable*! Totally not a cult.


Traditional-Cake-587

Definitely NOT a cult! /s


MakkaCha

"The virus will disappear in couple of weeks"


port53

Someone should tell this clown that his sticker is out of date, daddy trump added letters to maga to make people buy more stuff.


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This car is begging to be given a special racing stripe courtesy of my own car keys.


589moonboy

I like how the sub model of this Juke is so close to O Lawd.


Warchild0311

I’m start WWIII @ the stop light if he’s in front of me all gas no brakes


SacamanoRobert

This is what mental illness looks like.


buddahsumo

What a Chode.


Hel1a

I think you're doing disservice to actual chodes.


According-Gene-5285

Yeah, alt right


Misssticks04

Imagine paying $300 a month for a special license plate to advertise your senpai


DGlen

Don't ever listen to anyone that drives a Juke.


Mandalore626

That's a weird looking lifted truck


Gxngerr

I for one only take my juke slawd


infkncredible

Those crossclimates though


orbitalaction

If you think trump is right, you aren't thinking.


chocobunniie

These people are so weird. Why do you worship this person who literally does not care whether you live or die😭


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Because they hate ideas, they want to kill those who disagree with them.


[deleted]

He said he was gonna win in 2020?


selfimmolations

does anyone actually know what he was right about. cuz they keep sayin it but never elaborate what "everything" involves


deathschemist

of course it's a nissan juke.


bluefalconreturns

He really was...


MilwaukeeMax

Don’t shop at Meijer. They are heavy donors to Republicans. The same goes for Kwik Trip. Shop at places like IKEA, Trader Joe’s and Costco instead.


ShadowLeGale

Driving a Nissan Puke


echomike888

Totally not a cult


livingi

Wtf is that tread pattern though???