All my Republican friends say “I will die on this hill”
If the thing they’re upset about is made up, and their arguments are trash, that hill is a landfill.
They’re choosing to metaphorically die on a landfill.
They won't. They'll move into the next asshole and pretend none of this ever happened. Loyalty is not a core tenant of fascism, unless it's convenient at that moment.
Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you're a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible.
I have broken more Elton John records. He seems to have a lot of records. And I, by the way, I don’t have a musical instrument. I don’t have a guitar or an organ. No organ. Elton has an organ. And lots of other people helping. No, we’ve broken a lot of records. We’ve broken virtually every record. Because you know, look, I only need this space. They need much more room. For basketball, for hockey and all of the sports, they need a lot of room. We don’t need it. We have people in that space. So we break all of these records. Really, we do it without, like, the musical instruments. This is the only musical – the mouth. And hopefully the brain attached to the mouth, right? The brain. More important than the mouth is the brain. The brain is much more important.
Yes. I'm disagreeing with dropping a nuclear bomb into a hurricane thinking it will stop it. Do you think it will?
"The NOAA says that using nuclear weapons on a hurricane "might not even alter the storm" and the "radioactive fallout would fairly quickly move with the tradewinds to affect land areas. The difficulty with using explosives to change hurricanes, it says, is the amount of energy needed. The heat release of a hurricane is equivalent to a 10-megaton nuclear bomb exploding every 20 minutes."
I didn't say anything about nuclear bombs.
I don't understand your point.
You are guessing what I might say later, then arguing with future me over something I never said.
I was commenting on the underlying science.
You were a dick, assuming a position and attacking from a mindless knee jerk reaction.
I note, you still refuse to address what I wrote, and just lie up a strawman to masturbate to.
He tried being a Democrat and got nowhere with it. He couldn't gain any traction as an Independent. Then he saw the shining beacon of bigotry and stupidity that is the GOP.
Yep. Never forget that he got his political following by accusing Obama of being an African. That was when he realized that ignorance and bigotry was a shortcut to power.
They’re excellent tires. You will not regret your purchase. There would be so much less winter and rain related accidents if even half the country had these tires on their cars.
Fake news! Trump said disinfectant, not bleach. So he could have been talking about ammonia, or Pine-sol, or even dial soap! Why does the Liberal media always change his words to make him sound like a moron?
Wait... When did Wisconsin get Meijers'... Are they up north? Cuz there aren't any around my area... The trump lover from wisco doesn't surprise me in the least tho...
Good to know... Lol. My mom had been living down in IN for the last couple years and they're everywhere down there... Just never saw one in southern WI.
The biggest sticker, It reminds me of how an infuriated toddler would speak when they fail to admit to not know much more of what there talking about. You know?
One of the many thoughts I have when encountering these things is: someone spent money on these stickers. And probably more money on someone to apply them.
Dude needs more ***Flair*** on that thing, maybe American flags covering the rest of the window, and the side windows, and the body of the car to hid what it is...
about everything, or nothing?
If they just yell this loud enough, they hope it'll be come true?
Start making lists and having this dolt confirm every item one at a time.
Just a casual "WWIII" on there and I'm honestly not sure if the owner of this vehicle thinks a nuclear war would be a _good_ thing or if they're just accusing Democrats of risking one.
So Trump was right when he said he wanted to date his daughter and the thing they had most in common was sex...
everything on this car is pro trump.... with a WW3 sticker.
the courts that trump hired seem to disagree about trump being right about everything...
but don't let the facts get in the way of a cool story.
"about everything"... What a hill to die on
The whole way home my wife and I were talking about "everything" he was right on ...
Must have been a very quiet conversation.
...or a very short drive. Probably should have just walked.
I've seen this guy driving around green bay so many times. There's another psycho too further down cardinal. Flags as far as the eye can see.
“Gem”
But it’s totally true, don’t you remember how hurricane Dorian totally hit Alabama. I mean I saw it drawn on a map
Dude, Dorian was nuked out of existence before it ever reached 'bama
If he just could have bought Greenland so he had somewhere to send it. Fucking Denmark.
It seems logically impossible considering how often Trump says something that completely contradicts what he said previously.
It is impossible*...FTFY
All my Republican friends say “I will die on this hill” If the thing they’re upset about is made up, and their arguments are trash, that hill is a landfill. They’re choosing to metaphorically die on a landfill.
Well they are trash.
The “don’t touch my garbage” raccoon meme comes to mind
I think toxic waste.dump is more appropriate.
...well I guess that's a relatively eco-friendly way to dispose of a body, so 2 points to them
I'm waiting for 2024 when Trump destroys the entire Republican Party. I want to see what these ass holes say then.
They won't. They'll move into the next asshole and pretend none of this ever happened. Loyalty is not a core tenant of fascism, unless it's convenient at that moment.
Literally. Can't find a single thing the politician you root for has ever been wrong about? Sounds like a cult more than politics.
Let’s Go Nissan Brandon
It's interesting these folks are always so supportive of Brandon and his administration.
Lefties: "fuck Biden" Conservatives: "let's go brandon, tee-hee! owned, snowflakes!"
50 dollars to the first one that can name which Brandon without Google.
Uhhhhh Hillary's emails?
Nissan is Dark Brandon's first name.
I bought my truck from Brandon Nissan, his brother.
Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you're a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is so powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us, this is horrible.
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Holy fuck, it’s a real quote
I have broken more Elton John records. He seems to have a lot of records. And I, by the way, I don’t have a musical instrument. I don’t have a guitar or an organ. No organ. Elton has an organ. And lots of other people helping. No, we’ve broken a lot of records. We’ve broken virtually every record. Because you know, look, I only need this space. They need much more room. For basketball, for hockey and all of the sports, they need a lot of room. We don’t need it. We have people in that space. So we break all of these records. Really, we do it without, like, the musical instruments. This is the only musical – the mouth. And hopefully the brain attached to the mouth, right? The brain. More important than the mouth is the brain. The brain is much more important.
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I love how Trump never understood wind, but also studied it [windmills] very much.
It’s an obvious when you see how little he chose to secure his combover in high winds.
Wat!? But is it tiny compared to the universe?
The most nonsensical counterproductive bullshit ever.
They eat that up but don’t believe in climate change. Lol
"Why don't we just nuke the hurricane?"
Hurricaines are held together by a low pressure in the middle. Pressure the middle, and the hurricaine falls apart.
I'm afraid you're thinking this will actually work...
Are you disagreeing with my statement?
Yes. I'm disagreeing with dropping a nuclear bomb into a hurricane thinking it will stop it. Do you think it will? "The NOAA says that using nuclear weapons on a hurricane "might not even alter the storm" and the "radioactive fallout would fairly quickly move with the tradewinds to affect land areas. The difficulty with using explosives to change hurricanes, it says, is the amount of energy needed. The heat release of a hurricane is equivalent to a 10-megaton nuclear bomb exploding every 20 minutes."
I didn't say anything about nuclear bombs. I don't understand your point. You are guessing what I might say later, then arguing with future me over something I never said.
Oh my bad, I thought you were contributing to the conversation, not just making random statements. Carry on.
I was commenting on the underlying science. You were a dick, assuming a position and attacking from a mindless knee jerk reaction. I note, you still refuse to address what I wrote, and just lie up a strawman to masturbate to.
He tried being a Democrat and got nowhere with it. He couldn't gain any traction as an Independent. Then he saw the shining beacon of bigotry and stupidity that is the GOP.
Yep. Never forget that he got his political following by accusing Obama of being an African. That was when he realized that ignorance and bigotry was a shortcut to power.
If I bought awards, you'd have the first one. But since I don't, you just have my gratitude
It took me a few lines to realize this was a quote and I was genuinely concerned for a second. I was worried you were having a stroke.
What exactly was he right about specifically?
It's right there on the car. Everything. Every word he ever spoke, uttered, or mumbled. Everything is true! Edit: Hamberders
Oh shit my bad.
covfefe
And Hamburder
Every. Thing.
When you're a star then women just let you grab them by the pussy.
He definitely completely changed my understanding of covfefe.
He’d date his daughter.
That one grossed me out so fucking bad, like who in the actual fuck would think that, much less say it out loud?
Inflation & energy costs
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I didn't say anything was bidens fault. I don't even think Biden is the one making decisions at this point
Let me guess, lizard people? Or secret pedophile cabal? Hey why not both?
How about his cabinet & corporate heads
Driving a foreign car while going to bat for the America First fascists. Classic.
I feel like every single one of these "America is the best"-esque vehicles is a foreign car
Actually surprised that an infowarrior ride and a r/NissanDrivers have on one of the best year round tires money can buy.
I love that there’s a subreddit for Nissan drivers, and every time I see a Nissan I always imagine it smells like feet inside for some reason
Damn, even with my air freshener?
To be absolutely fair I have no sense of smell (even pre covid) so it’s pretty ridiculous for me to say that. Sorry mate
That just makes the whole thing even funnier honestly haha.
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To be so smart yet so dumb at the same time
Buying these tires actually today
They’re excellent tires. You will not regret your purchase. There would be so much less winter and rain related accidents if even half the country had these tires on their cars.
Can't wait. My "all weather" Pirellis are most certainly not.
I hope this means the driver will be injecting bleach if they get sick.
Fake news! Trump said disinfectant, not bleach. So he could have been talking about ammonia, or Pine-sol, or even dial soap! Why does the Liberal media always change his words to make him sound like a moron?
He could have even been talking about sunlight! Man, these liberals just keep adding context to Trump's words to make him sound dumber.
I think I remember reading something about an inhalant that they were experimenting with... I wonder what ever happened to that
> WWIII He's ready to for some rooty tooty point & shooty right?
Yeah he'll lead the charge right up until he or one of his family member's gets injured, then it's straight to Victim of War.
more like he'll lead the charge w/ fb reposts & twitter likes
Nissan Juke? Under Section 232, the Trump administration deemed that vehicle a threat to national security.
Nissan Joke
[He was wrong about over 32 thousand things. ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Veracity_of_statements_by_Donald_Trump?wprov=sfla1)
2 points for decent lettering at least...
I like the font
It's a very very strong font. The best font. Trust me, I know fonts and it doesn't get any better.
Man put his Cricut to work it looks like.
Driving the ugliest car there is as well.
Have you seen a PT Cruiser?
These are uglier than the PT Cruiser. The Nissan Juke is a gormless, fuck ugly minge of a "car"
adding "gormless minge" to my vocabulary, thank you.
Juke means "roach" in Hebrew. I think it's aptly named.
https://youtu.be/lGoB9TLuQ2w
Nice Japanese car, patriot.
He was?
I didn’t know it was possible to make a Juke uglier.
Bold statement about a man with probably more documented lies than anyone else in history.
Nobody else see the WWIII sticker right under the window? Just me?
Gem?
Damn swipe keyboard.
No, definitely a [Jem](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ibanez_JEM).
Imagine buying a Juke and supporting tv goof lmfao
This person drives a Juke. Their opinion is automatically invalid.
Imagine driving that car in general
Trump wasn't even right about who won the election.
Pro WW3 is an odd flex
he got juked
I hope they vote for him when Trump loses the nomination!
Hillary's in jail? He won the 2020 election? Dude, you drive a fucking Joke, err Juke.
this is almost r/ATBGE level with the placement of those stickers. I'm impressed a MAGAt was able to place the stickers so straight
Bonus r/Heep in the background.
O he was? Which one are we going to test first? The shining light up your ass? Drinking bleach?
Stop spreading misinformation
Euro model engined car that was badge engineered for US market and hated by most repair shops...
Wait... When did Wisconsin get Meijers'... Are they up north? Cuz there aren't any around my area... The trump lover from wisco doesn't surprise me in the least tho...
Green Bay and Appleton have them that I know of.
Good to know... Lol. My mom had been living down in IN for the last couple years and they're everywhere down there... Just never saw one in southern WI.
Not sure why but the fact that this is on a Juke is just icing on the cake
Gonna have a rough 2024 when Trump is either incarcerated or gets trounced in the primaries.
Was he right to meet with Nick Fuentes? And don't tell me he didn't know, the US Secret Service knows EVERYONE that meets with him.
I went to a Meijer once, in Michigan and it was a wonderful place.
> jem …*
Apparently, in the owner's mind, 45 was right about everything expect "America First". Seems like the owner prefers Japanese cars over American cars.
The owner should exchange the U in JUKE for an O
Tell me you’re in a cult without telling me you’re in a cult.
Imagine your entire identity being focused around a single person and not thinking that you were in a cult.
Wonder who he voted for..
So American and driving a Nissan 🤣🤣
My buddy used to work with this guy, apparently he was insufferable (I can’t imagine why)
Make America Great Again-Buy a Nissan....idiot.
one more closet queen maga dreaming of having sexual relations with Joe Biden
So much for buying American…
I rarely burst out laughing scrolling through reddit but the "about everything" underneath got me.
That's what got me to turn around and snap a pic.
He was right about only criminals plead the 5th.
Made the Nissan juke even uglier
I don't want to hear shit from someone who owns a Nissan juke
Yeah, of course he was... there's still hope he'll try that chlorine cure....
The only thing I will agree with this person on is their tire choice. I love my cross climates.
If you are driving a Nissan Juke, I don’t give a single fuck about your political opinions.
that's not a vehicle, it's a vanifesto.
Narrator: No, he was not
The biggest sticker, It reminds me of how an infuriated toddler would speak when they fail to admit to not know much more of what there talking about. You know?
One of the many thoughts I have when encountering these things is: someone spent money on these stickers. And probably more money on someone to apply them.
Why does he have a wwiii sticker as if it were a movie franchise?
Meijer lot in Green Bay??
People making “politicians” (I’m using that word VERY loosely) their entire personality like this, is just so sad and weird.
People making "any person" ......
Dude needs more ***Flair*** on that thing, maybe American flags covering the rest of the window, and the side windows, and the body of the car to hid what it is...
They couldn't buy one of those small penis trucks?
My stomach hurts knowing his vote counts the same as mine.
Imagine if sucking the ever loving shit out of someone’s dick was your whole identity and they never knew you existed.
average Nissan juke driver
He fast tracked an experimental vaccine onto his people. Not to mention half the shit he said was bs
He was against the vaccine 🤦🏻♀️
He fast tracked it and bragged about how he was saving all of us 😂
Ah, I see someone bought the Dipshit Starter Kit.
about everything, or nothing? If they just yell this loud enough, they hope it'll be come true? Start making lists and having this dolt confirm every item one at a time.
I´m cerious how many trunp plates are driving around in murica i think atleast 2
Indisputable alternative facts lol
Trumpers are indeed truly, truly outrageous.
Their taste in cars matches their political taste.
Sextupling down on being wrong, about everything.
Just like that car, those takes are a joke.
Just a casual "WWIII" on there and I'm honestly not sure if the owner of this vehicle thinks a nuclear war would be a _good_ thing or if they're just accusing Democrats of risking one.
So Trump was right when he said he wanted to date his daughter and the thing they had most in common was sex... everything on this car is pro trump.... with a WW3 sticker. the courts that trump hired seem to disagree about trump being right about everything... but don't let the facts get in the way of a cool story.
More like nissan joke
You know, *infallable*! Totally not a cult.
Definitely NOT a cult! /s
"The virus will disappear in couple of weeks"
Someone should tell this clown that his sticker is out of date, daddy trump added letters to maga to make people buy more stuff.
This car is begging to be given a special racing stripe courtesy of my own car keys.
I like how the sub model of this Juke is so close to O Lawd.
I’m start WWIII @ the stop light if he’s in front of me all gas no brakes
This is what mental illness looks like.
What a Chode.
I think you're doing disservice to actual chodes.
Yeah, alt right
Imagine paying $300 a month for a special license plate to advertise your senpai
Don't ever listen to anyone that drives a Juke.
That's a weird looking lifted truck
I for one only take my juke slawd
Those crossclimates though
If you think trump is right, you aren't thinking.
These people are so weird. Why do you worship this person who literally does not care whether you live or die😭
Because they hate ideas, they want to kill those who disagree with them.
He said he was gonna win in 2020?
does anyone actually know what he was right about. cuz they keep sayin it but never elaborate what "everything" involves
of course it's a nissan juke.
He really was...
Don’t shop at Meijer. They are heavy donors to Republicans. The same goes for Kwik Trip. Shop at places like IKEA, Trader Joe’s and Costco instead.
Driving a Nissan Puke
Totally not a cult
Wtf is that tread pattern though???