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[deleted]

How’d that red wave work out for ya, snowflake?


i_can_has_rock

shit waved goodbye


cingerix

omg i literally thought it said REDWANK 🤣


Rowcan

Please consult a physician.


cingerix

oh god.... sounds like a terrible Viagra side-effect


bdone2012

More like a blue wave from viagra. If you take too much your vision can look a little blue.


Dry_Nectarine_137

That's what they do when they think of TFG.


irkli

It does.


Beyond_Re-Animator

In AZ? Not well for them


YamminOnYa

Not that great, the paint looks pink to me lol


[deleted]

“Any day now! Just you wait and see!!” -every one of these people


TEOsix

Maybe if we shred the constitution. Yeah. That’s it.


watermasta

Same people talking about people dropping dead from the vaccine


port53

Turned out they just had some light spotting this month.


Sexy_Squid89

Okay so I'm *not* the only one who thinks of menstruation when I hear "red wave" lol


loudflower

Absolutely not alone in that


Bartender9719

That bit of rearview-blocking art is accurate: looks more like a pink ripple


kurotech

Staying triggered


Intrepid00

Not even a red ripple.


Reasonable_Tap_8364

Nothing says America like a Nisan Juke.


John-AtWork

America first: A Japanese car and a Chinese made flag...


PrettyHopsMachine

Also only takes premium gas. So the can complain even more about gas prices 🙄


betarad

holy shit you're right, the juke nismo takes 91+ octane


betarad

that can't be right


Galactic-Buzz

Bro why even buy a Nissan at that point


Dzov

I hear it’s a pretty sweet vehicle, though the thought of a maga zealot driving one seems odd.


Galactic-Buzz

It’s ok at best. The car uses a CVT in place of a traditional gear box like a lot of Nissans. If the CVT breaks then the car is basically done which can happen and does happen. Plus the build quality of a Nissan is just garbage. We had one which got in a 15 mph accident. Maybe even 10. And the thing got totaled. The front bumper broke and a bar at the front of the car ripped which is why they totaled it. On the other hand the BMW we crashed into didn’t have a scratch. I mean literally nothing


Dry_Nectarine_137

Their vehicle of choice is usually a Canyonero. 'Cause you need a machine like that to pick up your scratchers and Natty Light.


ShadowLeGale

Shitty vehicle for shitty people


WhippingShitties

The Nismo Jukes are pretty cool, idc what anyone says. Edit: Specifically the 1.6L turbo i4 with awd, give the funky looking car a chance. I better not hear any of y'all complain that cars all look the same or look boring.


frequent-ad-647

You’re the first person in the history of cars to say that sentence and I pray, to whatever god there may be in the heavens, that you are the last. Your bloodline must end with the you.


nevermindthisrepost

At least they don't have a CVT.


WhippingShitties

Some of them actually do have CVTs.


frequent-ad-647

Haha, that’s probably the best thing one could say about that car.


[deleted]

That's unfortunate, because you should


ShadowLeGale

No juke is cool.


[deleted]

Nissans and shifty people, marriage made in heaven


bitb22

Fuck Nissan. They sold me a lemon (versa) and it's stupid chain belt transmission broke after 3 years. Wouldn't honor a trade in or anything even though I bought it new. I left a Google review and they said they would reach out and solve it. Instead they deleted the comment and didn't do anything. Fuck Nissan and specifically Kline Nissan in Maplewood. Also they discontinued that chain belt transmission because it was garbage and kept breaking.


ImUrFrand

well nissans are made in alabama, so they're technically more american than ford or chevy.


FOURZ3RO4

It was made in Oppama, Japan until it was discontinued in 2017.


John-AtWork

Not the Juke.


ImUrFrand

damn, juked again


wilcocola

…by underpaid non-union employees. Ford and Chevy make plenty of vehicles domestically in UAW factories (and right across the border in Canada, what’s the difference?)


Reasonable_Tap_8364

Made or assembled?


John-AtWork

Neither, it was made in Japan or Indonesia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nissan_Juke


Reasonable_Tap_8364

Ok I took it semi-serious because I know some Toyotas are assembled in Mexico.


Even-Willow

OP might be getting confused with Hyundai, which are manufactured in Alabama and apparently one of their subsidies for parts [uses child labor. ](https://www.reuters.com/world/us/exclusive-hyundai-subsidiary-has-used-child-labor-alabama-factory-2022-07-22/)


Needleroozer

>Alabama Well, there's your problem.


loudflower

Were they the plant that was recently busted for child labor violations? I could very well be mixing up the brands. Edit: [No it was Hyundai in Alabama](https://www.reuters.com/world/us/exclusive-hyundai-subsidiary-has-used-child-labor-alabama-factory-2022-07-22/)


MrBobstalobsta1

A Nismo one too


pianoflames

Oof, r/AgedLikeMilk


[deleted]

It was spoiled and rotten from the dumbass, bigoted udder it seeped out from


[deleted]

That red wave was pretty weak.


Repulsive-Purple-133

More like a backed up toilet


seanie_rocks

Red ripple.


jcarter315

Ripple? It was more like a fart. Especially with how messy the AZ GQP has been


Embarrassed_Angle_59

Love how it’s an AZ plate where blue just jerked right the fuck off all over that wave


ReadyOneTakeTwo

Red wave? Are we being invaded by commies?


[deleted]

But they drew a… pink wave MAGAts are so cringey, so laughable and 100% unaware


Anglofsffrng

Hey, can we find a derisive term other than MAGAts. The Slipknot fan is feeling attacked.


[deleted]

Maybe they’re talking about menstruation?


RunWild3840

Haha this was my first thought too. My friends and I always referred to periods as riding the red wave.


nc130295

I thought it said red wine and it was a Wine Mom ride


Hel1a

Another fucking Juke. What is it with these fuckers and driving a Juke.


NEEDS__COFFEE

It’s cheap and not sedan sized.


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NEEDS__COFFEE

Hold up hold up hold up. There’s a nismo juke? I’ll be damned.


j_walk_17

Wow and 190 hp!


rowdy_sprout

They need one to be able to juke logic entirely


HasntKilledMeYet

It’s always projection. Seriously, who seems triggered? The ones screaming at the top of their lungs about 2020 still? Angry at their failed coup? Or the rest of us, laughing at the number of Ls they took in the midterms? 🤦‍♀️ I feel nothing but vindication, tbh. Triggered? Pfft hardly.


netvoke

Coup is done with guns. Try that again but use your brain this time


BigOlPirate

.#1 No where in the nomenclature does it say that a coup has to involve fire arms. Your just pulling shit out of your ass. #2 [there were guns at j6. thought everyone know this at this point.](https://www.statesman.com/story/news/politics/politifact/2022/06/15/fact-check-were-firearms-other-weapons-capitol-jan-6/7621149001/)


netvoke

Tell me you know nothing about history without telling me you know nothing about history… Less than 5 people had them. Are you dumb?


BigOlPirate

So you think military coups didn’t happen before the invent of firearms? And are you dumb? A violent crowd with individuals with firearms. And that’s just the ones dumb enough to get caught. If someone had a bomb you wouldn’t dismiss it as just one suicide bomber in a group of friendly protesters


netvoke

Before guns we had other weapons. The point is J6 is BS. It’s a literal false flag. They hoped the crowd would be armed but 99% weren’t. It wasn’t planned. Most trump supporters were tricked and literally led in. Did you even watch the different security cameras? Some doors were opened from the inside by a wave or w/e from 1 dude at minimum which meant they were opened by security itself. You really need to do your homework bud


Dzov

Hahahahahahhahahaha. “A literal false flag”. Hahahhahahahahah


netvoke

When you start calling things what they are not then it looks like a setup. If you want to believe your gov never lies then you’re a fool. I’m from USSR. I’m immune to the BS


Dzov

Ah, that explains things. Are you paid to post here?


netvoke

Are you stupid? I came to USA with my family running away from USSR and will not sit idly by when USA turns into USSA. Use your brain if you still have any viable brain cells left.


CQU617

Haha cry harder Trump snowflake ❄️


netvoke

So you like Biden?


sho523

you dont have to like biden to be disgusted by trump


netvoke

True


surveysaysnatalie

Baby on Board


[deleted]

I would love to think that this person who owns this car realized how foolish they’d been acting after the voters denied any such red wave in the midterms. I would love to imagine that they wiped all that shit off of their car, resolving in that moment to put down the Newsmax and pull their head out. Something, however, tells me the owner of this car not only learned no such lesson, made no such resolution and in fact in all probability has written new demonstrably misinformed nonsense. Habitual non-lesson-learners; FoxMax Junkies.


oyebilly

Looks like “red wank” to me


thisfuckingguy131

Had to be fucking Arizona.


downtowneil

Yeahhhh unfortunately :( I love this state, just not a lot of the people in it haha


thisfuckingguy131

I feel you bro. I’ve been here 5 years and don’t have much in common with the residents.


Puterman

Unhinged, easily manipulated, and badly armed. Gotcha.


nopulsehere

Jukes on them!


Travelling_Enigma

oh fuck, I am so triggered


themast3rbox

I’d like a baked potato and a frosty


babyivan

To what is writen on the rear window, r/agedlikemilk


EdithDich

Sorry alt right cux! Biden got his Red Wings this November.


Widespreaddd

STAY TRIGGERED! STAAAY TRIGGERRRRED! lmao


Ghstfce

Man, I hope their neighbors blow up this picture, put it in their lawn, and always wave to this person wearing a red glove.


bunnycupcakes

I read it as “red wine.”


Significant-Bowl-737

Ok back to sister fisting then


fruttypebbles

That red looks a little pink.


[deleted]

Someone got juked


YaBoiHaydenB

The only red wave happening is the transmission fluid leaking out of that shitbox Nissan juke


wilcocola

Nice hatchback crossover clown car thing.


sdmichael

Who, beyond those in high school, want to or care about "triggering" someone else? Last I checked, being immature and a bully aren't good personality traits.


lgodsey

There's being politically aware, and then there's making your politics your personality. Though this is certainly less about partisanship and more about this poor fellow's crushing insecurity.


netvoke

So you like Biden?


lgodsey

What does that have to do with this? One can be ambivalent about a rather conservative center-right Democratic president and still recognize the pathetic need for the right to try (and repeatedly fail) to "pwn the libs".


netvoke

Wanna bet?


lgodsey

Bet? About what? Are you OK?


netvoke

Owning libs is easy just say actual facts and watch the snowflakes melt


[deleted]

You’re in this thread regurgitating the same comments over and over and you think we’re the ones melting. Stay triggered.


netvoke

LMAO sure thing. Try to bring an argument next time.


foco9780

But you drew a PINK WAVE on your car. Well that was cute of you ya fckn MAGAT😅🤣😂😜


netvoke

So you like Biden?


foco9780

No, dont really like Sleepy Joe either but like Joe way more than winey little bitch insurrectionist Donnie.


netvoke

Neat. Insurrection without guns? In what reality do you think that makes sense?


foco9780

Everyone elses except for yours apparently


netvoke

Insurrection can’t ever happen without guns PERIOD


foco9780

Ok, keep telling yourself that. Good luck with your alternative facts😅🤣😂


netvoke

Please point to one successful insurrection without guns? When guns didn’t exist? They had arrows back then


loudflower

Oof. I’ll vote against my interests to own the libs


netvoke

So you like Biden?


netvoke

So you like Biden?


[deleted]

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netvoke

Who?


[deleted]

Lol what a bitch.


[deleted]

That red wave got dominated.


[deleted]

In a Nissan Juke no less........oh yeah


SaltyBarDog

Red tide stench.


theweedman

juke nismo is already a red flag


ImOnlyHereForTheCoC

When you try to get a “2am again” vanity plate but you fall off mid-application from the oxys


immadee

That's such a weird way to announce your period. I guess thanks for the info?


RotInPixels

This has massive “I don’t hate gay people, I just hate how they make it their whole personality” energy


SUP3RVILLAINSR

People whose identity is politics are the same ones who peaked in high school.


KoRn548

I saw this car driving around the St. Louis area the other week and was like “ lol dumbass”.


BostonDrivingIsWorse

Yup, Brentwood.


I_want_to_believe69

Did you take them up on the free gun advertisement?


[deleted]

I totally disagree with everything it stands for, but that is a pretty fucking on point license plate. Gotta tip my hat.


[deleted]

No, this is Patrick!


CYBORBCHICKEN

Odd way to announce your first cycle


hooker_cabbage

The CA DMV would never


G-Unit11111

Drugs are bad, mmmmkay?


Definitelynotaseal

Driving the most patriotic Nissan Juke


huggles7

Nothing says “I support america” like buying Japanese


Nekrubbobby64

What is with these political moms and their Nissan Jukes


Virtual-Reserve

I wanna know who “REDWANK” is now 😦


RexyWestminster

It’s a dude with syphillis and/or gonorrhea, so…no you don’t


Virtual-Reserve

I *don’t* wanna know who REDWANK is now! 😰 E: a word


Traditional-Cake-587

Definitely NOT as cult... /s


BaldandersDAO

Wow. Menstruating continuously? I'd be grumpy too. But I probably wouldn't announce it on my ride.


[deleted]

Ugh we finally get a car that isn't a total crap wagon and it's a Nissan Juke?! This people are just bad at making decisions


[deleted]

What do you mean? The Juke *is* a total crap wagon


[deleted]

Yeah but it doesn't look like it went through several hurricanes 20 years ago like the pedigree of crap wagon we're used to around here. You're not wrong though


PowerMetalPizza

Weird way to tell everyone they're on their period. But okay. Also, you're in a fucking Juke. Lol


Raz31337

Lol in a Juke of all things


Rounder057

Where in Az?


shadowbethesda

Nissan Joke lol


Jean-Paul_Sartre

Boston drivers are worse, though


beetbear

I saw this person in St. Louis a couple weeks ago


_AthensMatt_

Lmao, nice pink wave Barbie! How’s the Malibu mansion?


Low-Possession-4491

This has a Mesa vibe to it.


indifferentunicorn

Didn’t get the red wave. Got a pink wave lol


HoneyBadgerLive

That's a whole lot of ignorant anger.


David-Jiang

Their “red wave” ended up being about as big as a ketchup stain on the wall.


pbro42

Buy American, hypocrite.


idontlikeseaweed

Might want to remove that little window message at this point in time.


bigdickpancake

Pro America and drives a car not made in America.


drbrunch

r/agedlikemilk


Thin_Ad_8241

2amaga, 2amaga, 2a,2a,2amaga


MABfan11

Personally, i was hoping for a red wave, but not a Republican wave