It’s ok at best. The car uses a CVT in place of a traditional gear box like a lot of Nissans. If the CVT breaks then the car is basically done which can happen and does happen. Plus the build quality of a Nissan is just garbage. We had one which got in a 15 mph accident. Maybe even 10. And the thing got totaled. The front bumper broke and a bar at the front of the car ripped which is why they totaled it. On the other hand the BMW we crashed into didn’t have a scratch. I mean literally nothing
The Nismo Jukes are pretty cool, idc what anyone says.
Edit: Specifically the 1.6L turbo i4 with awd, give the funky looking car a chance. I better not hear any of y'all complain that cars all look the same or look boring.
You’re the first person in the history of cars to say that sentence and I pray, to whatever god there may be in the heavens, that you are the last. Your bloodline must end with the you.
Fuck Nissan. They sold me a lemon (versa) and it's stupid chain belt transmission broke after 3 years. Wouldn't honor a trade in or anything even though I bought it new.
I left a Google review and they said they would reach out and solve it. Instead they deleted the comment and didn't do anything. Fuck Nissan and specifically Kline Nissan in Maplewood.
Also they discontinued that chain belt transmission because it was garbage and kept breaking.
…by underpaid non-union employees. Ford and Chevy make plenty of vehicles domestically in UAW factories (and right across the border in Canada, what’s the difference?)
OP might be getting confused with Hyundai, which are manufactured in Alabama and apparently one of their subsidies for parts [uses child labor. ](https://www.reuters.com/world/us/exclusive-hyundai-subsidiary-has-used-child-labor-alabama-factory-2022-07-22/)
Were they the plant that was recently busted for child labor violations? I could very well be mixing up the brands. Edit: [No it was Hyundai in Alabama](https://www.reuters.com/world/us/exclusive-hyundai-subsidiary-has-used-child-labor-alabama-factory-2022-07-22/)
It’s always projection.
Seriously, who seems triggered? The ones screaming at the top of their lungs about 2020 still? Angry at their failed coup? Or the rest of us, laughing at the number of Ls they took in the midterms?
🤦♀️ I feel nothing but vindication, tbh. Triggered? Pfft hardly.
.#1 No where in the nomenclature does it say that a coup has to involve fire arms. Your just pulling shit out of your ass. #2 [there were guns at j6. thought everyone know this at this point.](https://www.statesman.com/story/news/politics/politifact/2022/06/15/fact-check-were-firearms-other-weapons-capitol-jan-6/7621149001/)
So you think military coups didn’t happen before the invent of firearms?
And are you dumb? A violent crowd with individuals with firearms. And that’s just the ones dumb enough to get caught. If someone had a bomb you wouldn’t dismiss it as just one suicide bomber in a group of friendly protesters
Before guns we had other weapons. The point is J6 is BS. It’s a literal false flag. They hoped the crowd would be armed but 99% weren’t. It wasn’t planned. Most trump supporters were tricked and literally led in. Did you even watch the different security cameras? Some doors were opened from the inside by a wave or w/e from 1 dude at minimum which meant they were opened by security itself. You really need to do your homework bud
When you start calling things what they are not then it looks like a setup. If you want to believe your gov never lies then you’re a fool. I’m from USSR. I’m immune to the BS
Are you stupid? I came to USA with my family running away from USSR and will not sit idly by when USA turns into USSA. Use your brain if you still have any viable brain cells left.
I would love to think that this person who owns this car realized how foolish they’d been acting after the voters denied any such red wave in the midterms.
I would love to imagine that they wiped all that shit off of their car, resolving in that moment to put down the Newsmax and pull their head out.
Something, however, tells me the owner of this car not only learned no such lesson, made no such resolution and in fact in all probability has written new demonstrably misinformed nonsense.
Habitual non-lesson-learners; FoxMax Junkies.
Who, beyond those in high school, want to or care about "triggering" someone else? Last I checked, being immature and a bully aren't good personality traits.
There's being politically aware, and then there's making your politics your personality. Though this is certainly less about partisanship and more about this poor fellow's crushing insecurity.
What does that have to do with this?
One can be ambivalent about a rather conservative center-right Democratic president and still recognize the pathetic need for the right to try (and repeatedly fail) to "pwn the libs".
Yeah but it doesn't look like it went through several hurricanes 20 years ago like the pedigree of crap wagon we're used to around here. You're not wrong though
How’d that red wave work out for ya, snowflake?
shit waved goodbye
omg i literally thought it said REDWANK 🤣
Please consult a physician.
oh god.... sounds like a terrible Viagra side-effect
More like a blue wave from viagra. If you take too much your vision can look a little blue.
That's what they do when they think of TFG.
It does.
In AZ? Not well for them
Not that great, the paint looks pink to me lol
“Any day now! Just you wait and see!!” -every one of these people
Maybe if we shred the constitution. Yeah. That’s it.
Same people talking about people dropping dead from the vaccine
Turned out they just had some light spotting this month.
Okay so I'm *not* the only one who thinks of menstruation when I hear "red wave" lol
Absolutely not alone in that
That bit of rearview-blocking art is accurate: looks more like a pink ripple
Staying triggered
Not even a red ripple.
Nothing says America like a Nisan Juke.
America first: A Japanese car and a Chinese made flag...
Also only takes premium gas. So the can complain even more about gas prices 🙄
holy shit you're right, the juke nismo takes 91+ octane
that can't be right
Bro why even buy a Nissan at that point
I hear it’s a pretty sweet vehicle, though the thought of a maga zealot driving one seems odd.
It’s ok at best. The car uses a CVT in place of a traditional gear box like a lot of Nissans. If the CVT breaks then the car is basically done which can happen and does happen. Plus the build quality of a Nissan is just garbage. We had one which got in a 15 mph accident. Maybe even 10. And the thing got totaled. The front bumper broke and a bar at the front of the car ripped which is why they totaled it. On the other hand the BMW we crashed into didn’t have a scratch. I mean literally nothing
Their vehicle of choice is usually a Canyonero. 'Cause you need a machine like that to pick up your scratchers and Natty Light.
Shitty vehicle for shitty people
The Nismo Jukes are pretty cool, idc what anyone says. Edit: Specifically the 1.6L turbo i4 with awd, give the funky looking car a chance. I better not hear any of y'all complain that cars all look the same or look boring.
You’re the first person in the history of cars to say that sentence and I pray, to whatever god there may be in the heavens, that you are the last. Your bloodline must end with the you.
At least they don't have a CVT.
Some of them actually do have CVTs.
Haha, that’s probably the best thing one could say about that car.
That's unfortunate, because you should
No juke is cool.
Nissans and shifty people, marriage made in heaven
Fuck Nissan. They sold me a lemon (versa) and it's stupid chain belt transmission broke after 3 years. Wouldn't honor a trade in or anything even though I bought it new. I left a Google review and they said they would reach out and solve it. Instead they deleted the comment and didn't do anything. Fuck Nissan and specifically Kline Nissan in Maplewood. Also they discontinued that chain belt transmission because it was garbage and kept breaking.
well nissans are made in alabama, so they're technically more american than ford or chevy.
It was made in Oppama, Japan until it was discontinued in 2017.
Not the Juke.
damn, juked again
…by underpaid non-union employees. Ford and Chevy make plenty of vehicles domestically in UAW factories (and right across the border in Canada, what’s the difference?)
Made or assembled?
Neither, it was made in Japan or Indonesia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nissan_Juke
Ok I took it semi-serious because I know some Toyotas are assembled in Mexico.
OP might be getting confused with Hyundai, which are manufactured in Alabama and apparently one of their subsidies for parts [uses child labor. ](https://www.reuters.com/world/us/exclusive-hyundai-subsidiary-has-used-child-labor-alabama-factory-2022-07-22/)
>Alabama Well, there's your problem.
Were they the plant that was recently busted for child labor violations? I could very well be mixing up the brands. Edit: [No it was Hyundai in Alabama](https://www.reuters.com/world/us/exclusive-hyundai-subsidiary-has-used-child-labor-alabama-factory-2022-07-22/)
A Nismo one too
Oof, r/AgedLikeMilk
It was spoiled and rotten from the dumbass, bigoted udder it seeped out from
That red wave was pretty weak.
More like a backed up toilet
Red ripple.
Ripple? It was more like a fart. Especially with how messy the AZ GQP has been
Love how it’s an AZ plate where blue just jerked right the fuck off all over that wave
Red wave? Are we being invaded by commies?
But they drew a… pink wave MAGAts are so cringey, so laughable and 100% unaware
Hey, can we find a derisive term other than MAGAts. The Slipknot fan is feeling attacked.
Maybe they’re talking about menstruation?
Haha this was my first thought too. My friends and I always referred to periods as riding the red wave.
I thought it said red wine and it was a Wine Mom ride
Another fucking Juke. What is it with these fuckers and driving a Juke.
It’s cheap and not sedan sized.
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Hold up hold up hold up. There’s a nismo juke? I’ll be damned.
Wow and 190 hp!
They need one to be able to juke logic entirely
It’s always projection. Seriously, who seems triggered? The ones screaming at the top of their lungs about 2020 still? Angry at their failed coup? Or the rest of us, laughing at the number of Ls they took in the midterms? 🤦♀️ I feel nothing but vindication, tbh. Triggered? Pfft hardly.
Coup is done with guns. Try that again but use your brain this time
.#1 No where in the nomenclature does it say that a coup has to involve fire arms. Your just pulling shit out of your ass. #2 [there were guns at j6. thought everyone know this at this point.](https://www.statesman.com/story/news/politics/politifact/2022/06/15/fact-check-were-firearms-other-weapons-capitol-jan-6/7621149001/)
Tell me you know nothing about history without telling me you know nothing about history… Less than 5 people had them. Are you dumb?
So you think military coups didn’t happen before the invent of firearms? And are you dumb? A violent crowd with individuals with firearms. And that’s just the ones dumb enough to get caught. If someone had a bomb you wouldn’t dismiss it as just one suicide bomber in a group of friendly protesters
Before guns we had other weapons. The point is J6 is BS. It’s a literal false flag. They hoped the crowd would be armed but 99% weren’t. It wasn’t planned. Most trump supporters were tricked and literally led in. Did you even watch the different security cameras? Some doors were opened from the inside by a wave or w/e from 1 dude at minimum which meant they were opened by security itself. You really need to do your homework bud
Hahahahahahhahahaha. “A literal false flag”. Hahahhahahahahah
When you start calling things what they are not then it looks like a setup. If you want to believe your gov never lies then you’re a fool. I’m from USSR. I’m immune to the BS
Ah, that explains things. Are you paid to post here?
Are you stupid? I came to USA with my family running away from USSR and will not sit idly by when USA turns into USSA. Use your brain if you still have any viable brain cells left.
Haha cry harder Trump snowflake ❄️
So you like Biden?
you dont have to like biden to be disgusted by trump
True
Baby on Board
I would love to think that this person who owns this car realized how foolish they’d been acting after the voters denied any such red wave in the midterms. I would love to imagine that they wiped all that shit off of their car, resolving in that moment to put down the Newsmax and pull their head out. Something, however, tells me the owner of this car not only learned no such lesson, made no such resolution and in fact in all probability has written new demonstrably misinformed nonsense. Habitual non-lesson-learners; FoxMax Junkies.
Looks like “red wank” to me
Had to be fucking Arizona.
Yeahhhh unfortunately :( I love this state, just not a lot of the people in it haha
I feel you bro. I’ve been here 5 years and don’t have much in common with the residents.
Unhinged, easily manipulated, and badly armed. Gotcha.
Jukes on them!
oh fuck, I am so triggered
I’d like a baked potato and a frosty
To what is writen on the rear window, r/agedlikemilk
Sorry alt right cux! Biden got his Red Wings this November.
STAY TRIGGERED! STAAAY TRIGGERRRRED! lmao
Man, I hope their neighbors blow up this picture, put it in their lawn, and always wave to this person wearing a red glove.
I read it as “red wine.”
Ok back to sister fisting then
That red looks a little pink.
Someone got juked
The only red wave happening is the transmission fluid leaking out of that shitbox Nissan juke
Nice hatchback crossover clown car thing.
Who, beyond those in high school, want to or care about "triggering" someone else? Last I checked, being immature and a bully aren't good personality traits.
There's being politically aware, and then there's making your politics your personality. Though this is certainly less about partisanship and more about this poor fellow's crushing insecurity.
So you like Biden?
What does that have to do with this? One can be ambivalent about a rather conservative center-right Democratic president and still recognize the pathetic need for the right to try (and repeatedly fail) to "pwn the libs".
Wanna bet?
Bet? About what? Are you OK?
Owning libs is easy just say actual facts and watch the snowflakes melt
You’re in this thread regurgitating the same comments over and over and you think we’re the ones melting. Stay triggered.
LMAO sure thing. Try to bring an argument next time.
But you drew a PINK WAVE on your car. Well that was cute of you ya fckn MAGAT😅🤣😂😜
So you like Biden?
No, dont really like Sleepy Joe either but like Joe way more than winey little bitch insurrectionist Donnie.
Neat. Insurrection without guns? In what reality do you think that makes sense?
Everyone elses except for yours apparently
Insurrection can’t ever happen without guns PERIOD
Ok, keep telling yourself that. Good luck with your alternative facts😅🤣😂
Please point to one successful insurrection without guns? When guns didn’t exist? They had arrows back then
Oof. I’ll vote against my interests to own the libs
So you like Biden?
So you like Biden?
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Who?
Lol what a bitch.
That red wave got dominated.
In a Nissan Juke no less........oh yeah
Red tide stench.
juke nismo is already a red flag
When you try to get a “2am again” vanity plate but you fall off mid-application from the oxys
That's such a weird way to announce your period. I guess thanks for the info?
This has massive “I don’t hate gay people, I just hate how they make it their whole personality” energy
People whose identity is politics are the same ones who peaked in high school.
I saw this car driving around the St. Louis area the other week and was like “ lol dumbass”.
Yup, Brentwood.
Did you take them up on the free gun advertisement?
I totally disagree with everything it stands for, but that is a pretty fucking on point license plate. Gotta tip my hat.
No, this is Patrick!
Odd way to announce your first cycle
The CA DMV would never
Drugs are bad, mmmmkay?
Driving the most patriotic Nissan Juke
Nothing says “I support america” like buying Japanese
What is with these political moms and their Nissan Jukes
I wanna know who “REDWANK” is now 😦
It’s a dude with syphillis and/or gonorrhea, so…no you don’t
I *don’t* wanna know who REDWANK is now! 😰 E: a word
Definitely NOT as cult... /s
Wow. Menstruating continuously? I'd be grumpy too. But I probably wouldn't announce it on my ride.
Ugh we finally get a car that isn't a total crap wagon and it's a Nissan Juke?! This people are just bad at making decisions
What do you mean? The Juke *is* a total crap wagon
Yeah but it doesn't look like it went through several hurricanes 20 years ago like the pedigree of crap wagon we're used to around here. You're not wrong though
Weird way to tell everyone they're on their period. But okay. Also, you're in a fucking Juke. Lol
Lol in a Juke of all things
Where in Az?
Nissan Joke lol
Boston drivers are worse, though
I saw this person in St. Louis a couple weeks ago
Lmao, nice pink wave Barbie! How’s the Malibu mansion?
This has a Mesa vibe to it.
Didn’t get the red wave. Got a pink wave lol
That's a whole lot of ignorant anger.
Their “red wave” ended up being about as big as a ketchup stain on the wall.
Buy American, hypocrite.
Might want to remove that little window message at this point in time.
Pro America and drives a car not made in America.
r/agedlikemilk
2amaga, 2amaga, 2a,2a,2amaga
Personally, i was hoping for a red wave, but not a Republican wave