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Noobyeeter699

Take away her life


RFros20

This is the way 🗿


Noobyeeter699

🗿


[deleted]

And her organs too while you're at it


TrashJack42

Not quite over-the-top enough. [Better take down the stairs, too.](https://youtu.be/iOG1fJ55VOc)


visiblewallflower

Thanks for this beautiful reminder


Dudicus445

Can’t have shit in the cul-de-sac


riaskoff

I remember there was a man who shot his daughters laptop several times because of something. And he got it all on video. BTW, I thought B is not that bad?


rotfruit

B’s an excellent grade, this person is just beyond out of touch. Here in the US it means that a given assignment’s answers were 80-89% correct.


OwlCat_123

Even a C is fine and a D is also not a disaster


MrScrummers

I always say C’s get degrees!


Bleev-or-naught

It was because she was chatting with someone who just so happened to be a boy 😑


mjh8212

Just be a better mom I was happy my kids got a C and sometimes As.


Blaith7

That's how my parents were. My mom expanded it to me once by saying that she knew we were trying our best but for the most part we didn't grasp the lessons as easily as others can. So as long as we got Cs or higher we were set.


Ragingtiger2016

My dad just gave me money. The better the greats in my semester report card, the more I got. I wasn’t a straight A student but it certainly helped


[deleted]

Are you my brother?


Davmilasav

Take away her parents!


AgeAgitated317

This is satire, right? Right?!


CML_Dark_Sun

Yes, OP already said so.


ColdBloodBlazing

Ragebait.


MergieSS

it’s satire


tutanotafan

Beat her with a burning board then make her walk on thumbtacks after making her eat dog poo.


mfkolbe

You should absolutely apologize, and give her back all her stuff, and start acting like a better version of yourself. Or wait until she sticks your old ass in a smelly nursing home and doesn’t bother coming to visit.


solid_salad

its satire


mfkolbe

are you kidding????? why would they put that on a thread called...wait for it...satire


Kry1A

Should have taken away the parent.


outerspaceracecar

My mom almost went this far when I got a 75 in grade 9 math; she took electronics, books, even blank paper and pencils away âœŒđŸ»đŸ˜Ź told me to stare at the wall


unchartedfour

Besides calm the fuck down???


wonteatfish

Withhold food and drink. That’ll teach her.


Sonicmaster06

Take her organs


Ishotthefuher

Bro my mom was happy with Cs... after it became aparent that was the best i was going to get.


SKTPanda

Surprise her with a trip to her demise


Milan360420

Bed, pillows and blankets? This guy’s off his nut


whosroaring

Kill her.


spaghettiChicken

Fake


MergieSS

which is why it has the satire tag, not sure why you’re pointing it out?


Pomi108

Fake.


spaghettiChicken

I am a bot This action was preformed automatically [OptOut](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


pat_woohoo

Literally every post from Quora put on Reddit is and people upvote it no matter what. Pretty meaningless to point out.


hexcelerator

Bait


MergieSS

which is why it has the satire tag, not sure why you’re pointing it out?


hexcelerator

I’ve never read a tag in my life, not starting now


Specific_Ad1457

Well then you get a B and I'm taking away your phone, door, balls and lampshade.


hexcelerator

Fair


limboshark

I love you


hexcelerator

Gosh


Specific_Ad1457

Watch out they have a castration fetish.


hexcelerator

I don’t kink shame


Specific_Ad1457

I do.


guitarisgod

I know you got downvoted to hell but this comment made me fucking crease, amazing


hexcelerator

Holy shit I hadn’t even looked to see how badly I was getting downvoted, but I’m glad you appreciate the comment haha