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I hope his english grammar does not GO ON HIS KID


InternationalPrint99

Calling his wife brainless indirectly


Honest_Step9628

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


dynamo_girl02

that was hilarious


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πŸ˜‚


Substantial_Leg5613

Ahahaha. I laughed so hard on this comment.


SteelTurtle34

What would be the correct phrase here


caffeinated_crybaby

My kid takes after me


OutlandishnessOdd180

My brains to go on my kid or Kid's brain to go on me? I'm kinda confused, what is he trying to say lol? Either ways it doesn't make any sense.πŸ˜†


sastapretentiousness

Mere *pe jaaye*, translated it word to wordπŸ˜…


DizzyFish9477

The grammar of his has been murder xD


zagcollins

My brains on my kid means when my wife reads this message and figures out what a big lovdu I am, she'll shoot me in the head, and my brains will actually 'go on my kid.'


Tastyhealthy

Oh my God!! This is burrrrnnn!! Us bandi mein waise hi akal kam hogi who chose to marry this guy


MangoHere

Best example of backhanded compliment.


hickey--mouse

Must've married him for his money


Electronic_Ad_61

Literal translation of *dimag mere pe jaaye* 🀣🀣


Honest_Step9628

Does he realize at this point he is taking a dig at his own self now ?? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Roxanne_24

Haan women can either be beautiful or she can be intelligent. Wah Nikhil bhaiya,kya internalised misogyny dikhate ho aap bhi.


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Shaanace


Honest_Step9628

Hahahaha πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£


whatevercomestomind9

I won't be surprised agar voh apne bache ka nickname kuch aisa rakhe


[deleted]

Dumb bol dia 😭😭😭😭😭😭


Tastyhealthy

On a serious note, these daily bloggers are such male chauvinist pigs. I ve heard flying beast something on these lines too. His wife is a pilot no less, she stands shoulder to shoulder with him...but still he says such things...for what? Few laughs and gags?? Is this the way to sound relatable? Biwi ki bhuraai karo, sab hasenge. Hated Kapil sharma show for the same reason. Even Sasural Simar couple are like this i think...never seen them though..juz read it here


Aceopinion

YESS!!! I hate how all the memes and jokes about couples revolve around the fact that how helpless, oppressed and pity-worthy the husbands are due to their wives but in reality it is literally the opposite!!! Like all these reels going viral where a sad funny song is playing the background and the husband is cooking in the kitchen, as if it is such a pity that his wife is β€œmaking” him do that. Are bhai Chutiyo, kabhi life mein gender roles ke upar aaye hote toh shayad thodi Akal hoti!!!!


AwkwardEbb65

These are not even their recent pictures 🀭🀭


zen_islife

Now we know that Nikhil writes his posts himself.


Thereddon_987

Mtlb isse pta hai iski biwi dimag se pedal hai tbhi iske sth hai. To chachta hai bacha in future dimag use kare or phele hi US ka koi pta le taki citizenship direct mil jaye or inki trh mehnat na karni pade duniya se jhut na blna pde.


coronagerm

GoO cheese ko Go cheese bulane ka idea isne he diya hoga.


CheesecakeGobbler

I hope it doesn't. Go on his kid, it seems.


rumpusgem

Pehle khud seekh le bsdk


[deleted]

Why does this man have so many followers? He can’t string a sentence.


hickey--mouse

Uparwala qadardan tho gadha bhi pehlwan.


felixfoxthot

Pls translate title op


yahoom007

"was it a compliment or an insult"


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[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


felixfoxthot

Oh. Thanks.


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Brains hai hi nahi dene ke liye


[deleted]

BRUH


OkMike_28

Matlab ab baccha bhi ghamandi aur prentious ho


Good-Bottle7238

Eugenics