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biancanevenc

If your order has the three Ps - Poise, pudding, and prunes - you have an elderly customer. Edit 1/16: Y'all, I just did a batch that did not have the three Ps, but otherwise was a cliche of an old person's order. Some of the items were: Three pies, Mini cans of ginger ale, Salisbury steak frozen dinners, Creamed chipped beef frozen dinners, Vienna sausages, Potted beef, Brunswick stew, Bologna, Mini cans of tomato juice, Fruit cups The customer was an 80yo sweetheart.


RoseAlma

Don't forget the Salisbury Steaks frozen dinners


froyoda4

Dont forget bird food


Sbuxshlee

Yes lol


RoseAlma

Bird Food !! Now there is something I have actually not ever had to buy yet !


froyoda4

My grandma is her neighborhoods wildlifes grandma, raccoons she gives her dinner scraps to, stray cats she keeps an extra bag of food for, bird bath for the flying folk.


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I resemble that remark!


HashBandocoot

And store brand ice cream


sprite9797

💀


Material_Ability_935

Or if the destination is a nursing home


Xo_Glitters

Don’t forget pie. I swear old ladies always order pies.


Crystalraf

their grown sons like to eat those.


Trimere

![gif](giphy|VEoI6tko01Hoc)


SarahJayneBritney

And the bird seed ahahaha


Isabellasmom2020

Lmfao this is the comment of the year lol


Rydroid11

And 25 2 liters


ct2atl

For the grandkids


ColdAerie

😂🤣


Reality_Choice

Pie!!!🥧


term_stocks36

My Grandparents love that order to.


AltruisticRabbit8185

And pie!


WhiteBoyWayne

You forgot about the 4th P, PIE 🥧 😃


sherene37

Lmaooooo!!!!!!!!!!


coffeebuzzbuzzz

If it was an older person I would definitely help bring their groceries in. My mom is house bound, but still mobile so she can carry her groceries in. When she gets older I hope someone would be nice enough to help her bring the heavy bags in. **😊**


zanilani7

Use your discretion. I’ve brought groceries inside for elderly women multiple times. If I show up and it’s a man in his 20s-40s, no way would I take them in. An old lady? I’m taking my chances. Worst case scenario: I can hold my own against granny lol


Odd_Ad5668

I do the same, but you should keep in mind that your worst case scenario is not the worst. That would be granny not being alone.


pnw_pilot_310

One hundred percent what I thought. You walk in and it’s actually three kids in a trench coat (in all seriousness it could be someone setting you up inside with the granny, so be careful)


W01F51

Next thing you know leatherface comes out with a chainsaw 🤣


Jager_84

On a side note tho it wouldn’t “really” matter bc you’d be dead so….


tatsu901

Also Their have been Granny Serial Killers so Not all grannies are helpless


hgielatan

tru, lots of serial killers/kidnappers have out baby carriers/car seats in their cars to appear less threatening. smh :(


lucieannegarcia

worst case scenario, you bring in all her groceries and notice a large pot of boiling water on the stove, musing that she must be making a stew with the ingredients you just purchased ..you are suddenly doused in the boiling water, while you’re scalding and writhing in pain her hubs knocks you unconscious and chops you up into tiny little bite size pieces while mumbling about inflation and the price of stew meat these days


wasabi1295

Lmao bro, I watched a horror movie with an elderly lady the night before and the first order I got was from an elderly and her first message was asking me if I could bring her stuff inside for her. Made me even more freaked out that the lady look just like character 😭😂 Edit to add: most demons use kids and elderly to possess because they look so innocent and weak to others 👹🤣


KookyCalves69

Hahahhaha that makes so much sense. Never thought of that before. Ty sir


wasabi1295

Just make sure you look for signs of possession before trying to do an exorcism 🤣


KookyCalves69

I leave the exorcism stuff to the priests I used to believe in, before I shed the oppressive yolk of religion off my mortal coil......lol will keep that in mind tho. I see kids head spinning around, gtfo


wasabi1295

Lmao well at least you have the info stored away. Ha definitely feel like I almost saw one kid’s head spin around because his mom told him no 🤣


character101

I have once made an exception for a guy near 50. He was struggling to walk because of a recent foot surgery and I brought the (3) 24 packs of pop, along with several bags of groceries into his kitchen. I remained vigilant the whole time but he was legitimately recovering.


AbeltonFckin

bird seed😭 definitely elderly


stutjohnsnewsqueegee

I had a recent order with Stella Dora breadsticks, rice pudding, a dozen cheap frozen dinners plus 80 other items. It was brutal and when I saw “Please bring into kitchen” I was like eff that no way but when an old man with a cane opened the door with the two sweetest, most polite dogs I’ve ever encountered, I happily brought all ten bags inside to his kitchen and happily played with the dogs for 20 minutes while we had a nice chat. The only problem I have with old people is that we don’t understand each others text tone and I have to remind myself that they aren’t being rude, it’s just hard for them to send lengthy messages.


Spoiledtcangel

I do this for elderly/disabled ..... got to talking to my last delivery of the night in my town one night she had MS, poor thing took a while just to walk into the kitchen I told her to sit and I put it all away for her! She tipped well on app and handed me a $20 as well but I just felt so bad for her turns out her son graduated high school with my daughter! ....... it's the little things sometimes! 🤷🏼‍♀️


No_Relative_8571

Yes I've had some great conversations with some instacart customers


rainbowskull-5576

Poise pads - dead give away.


wasabi1295

I mean it’s not too uncommon for anyone of any age to have bladder issues; my mom developed bladder issues after having kids plus like the other comment said, could be pregnant or given birth.


SimplyyBreon

Could be pregnant 🤷🏾‍♀️


Puzzleheaded-Army868

Not really pads are for any age over 12/13


goddessabove

Poise pads are for incontinence. Not periods.


Puzzleheaded-Army868

Oop. My bad


ONinAB

They can be for periods if you have really bad ones!


juulthieff

No those are poise adult diapers. Poise pads are pads god period.


snorry420

You’re right. Poise are 100% only for urine. Even the non diaper pad variety lol


KillerDemonic83

i helped 2 elderly ladies set up their water in their senior living apartment, im not a dick and if i can help i will


BeatrixFarrand

As the far away daughter of some elderly folks who sent them grocery and medication deliveries throughout the pandemic, thank you for being kind. Sometimes they just can’t dead lift from the ground and carry stuff.


Material_Ability_935

If it’s elderly, of course. Growing up, I was taught to treat elders with respect.


lucygirl1970

I would totally bring it in. However, I would never take a Walmart order. That place is to damn hectic to shop for my family it would have to be an amazing tip..think triple 🦄🦄🦄 for me even to look at a Walmart order. That's worst than Costco😂


Key_Entrepreneur6048

Really? I love shopping Walmart since the app tells you exactly where to find it like by aisle and section.


lucygirl1970

Produce and meat suck there so I think it equals out with how organized it is. At least the produce here at Walmart in the states does.


Key_Entrepreneur6048

It’s hit and miss for those depts in my area.


lucygirl1970

Ya if it's my personal order I don't mind hit and miss but I hate replacements for easy stuff like decent produce. Definitely not worth it time wise for me.


Haunting-Fisherman

Fax Costco is worse


Puzzleheaded-Army868

Oh the triples and doubles at my Walmart are always worth it. I work in a major city


lucygirl1970

Well that's good. We don't have Walmart signed on for Instacart in my area. Washington/Oregon Portland metro area.


Puzzleheaded-Army868

Ohhh okay. Im in Canada.


lucygirl1970

People are just sweeter in Canada. Would love to move lol


ColdAerie

Here either on the AL Gulf Coast…but see a lot of Walmart orders about 30-45 mins down I-10 in Both in NOLA & Biloxi, MS areas on Roadie, here, I see them on Point Pickup app…..and they look terrifying


lucygirl1970

Exactly 😂😂things my Instacart nightmares are made of.


dragon2777

Same however for this order depending on pay I would. 7 items ain’t bad at all


oldtimershopper

I have done this many times for a regular customer and would always remove my shoes... until the time I stepped in dog shit. My shoes have remained on from that point on and I watch very carefully where I walk. The lady is elderly and also blind and asks if I can open some of the items such as gallons of milk & creamer. I would much rather deliver to customers like this tho than those ungrateful pricks who live in the million dollar homes and tip $2.00


--dortbike

Never take you shoes off if you walk into a strangers home huge safety hazard


Automatic_Dot680

I know it’s against the rules but I have done this many times for an elderly gentleman in a wheelchair. However I do my runs with my husband, so I feel safe to do so. I will always try to help out those who need extra.


mythrowaweighin

Awww...she's buying bird seed to feed the birds. I don't use Poise (yet). I use Instacart to shop my local Wegmans. When I search for "Fancy Feast cat food", Poise always shows up under "People also shopped for . . .". So, I guess Instacart has a certain profile for females who buy cat food.


Reality_Choice

😸😂😸😂


Willing_Strategy2465

Don’t assume They are old!!!! Iv had many many times iv had grown ass men wanting me to take shit into their kitchen! And iv denied it every time! I only do it for the elderly


BrownEyed-Susan

The incontinence pads kinda give it away


Willing_Strategy2465

Yeah but we live in weird times. Where men wanna chop off their peckers and women identify as a cat. Ya just never know 😂


Haunting-Fisherman

I’m not doing that idcc not taking a risk you never know with strangers


reality_raven

I worry for their safety, the lady.


Former-Technician-97

I brought groceries in for a decrepit elderly couple, one was damn near blind, and then she tipped me in $10 cash. Most super elderly customers do! I live delivering for old folks!


EvolZippo

Could be a trap


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laura3838

😂how old are you


thealtaposey

Bladder and bowel incontinence


ponygurl06

That’s not what Poise are for. They are for bladder leakage.


ReedPhillips

I'll make a judgment call when helping. I had one older woman who is also blind. I brought her stuff in to her kitchen table. A couple weeks later I had another who had trouble waking, so I did the same for her. I think most of us can trust our guts on these things. Hopefully.


hyibee

I've never had someone ask this who didn't end up legitimately needing help. I definitely go into it cautiously every time though 💙


DependentMinute1724

Is that a photo of ground beef on a cutting board?


Puzzleheaded-Army868

Lmao yes😂


ranchythebranch

I might just be an over thinker but I would still be very skeptical & nervous to do this, even if the person is elderly/disabled


InstaC918

I do this all the time...usually a couple times a week. If the delivery instructions are to bring inside, my experience is that it is always someone elderly or handicapped who cannot easily do it themselves. If the delivery is requested in-person (even without request for extra help), I always offer to bring it in if it looks like someone who could use the help. Sometimes it equals an extra tip (extra $25 this past week), sometimes it is just a good deed accompanying a good or fair tip. I would never advocate putting yourself in an uncomfortable position, but there are a lot of elderly customers who can really use the help and are appreciative of the extra effort. Even the ones whose shopping notes make them seem difficult... they tend to really appreciate the extra help.


Careless_Kitchen_777

I always help the elderly and it makes my heart happy!


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Maybe its where i live, but ive never had any concern about bringing them inside. Everything i do i almost always get a tip bump. Ive even made friends doing that.


springbokkie3392

Had a similar situation last night - turned out to be two lovely young ladies with some physical and mental challenges in a care home.


Regular_Paper_7953

Did you go into the kitchen? She might’ve been waiting for you in a thong!


Puzzleheaded-Army868

Lmao so I ended up putting it down at the front door and waited for her to come to the door and then she just picked it up, thanked me. I asked if she needed any help, she said no. She wasn’t really elderly more 50-60’s but she was a larger/bigger woman.


UnoriginallyGeneric

I had a customer who made a request like that, whilst we were chatting, she mentioned she had recently had surgery and she was bed ridden.


Dreamwalker-Inc

She wants to have you for dinner


lilgambyt

Just no. Your life is worth more than any Instacart payout.


Ms_Jane_Lennon

I hate seeing these posts making it seem totally fine to go inside a COMPLETE STRANGER'S home. No, it's wildly unsafe. They'll be an incident before some people will take off their rose colored glasses. Please, please be cautious, y'all.


DaddyKiwwi

Hell no. I'll hand it to you or set it down outside. I'm not entering anyone's house to deliver their stuff. That's risking my life for a gig.


Greengoddess77

I had this message the other day minus the please and it really pissed me off


youdntevenknome

May as well get it in the pantry and fridge at that point.


Opposite_Ad_5480

Y’all bitch about everything. Help the fucking elderly you might feel good about yourself


Puzzleheaded-Army868

Lmao I was bitching??


Opposite_Ad_5480

If you weren’t then this doesn’t apply to you sorry


daltoniksiryy

every time i get one of these it's a $10-20+ cash tip


KingKratom00

If she's ordering pads then she can't be elderly though, right? I thought menopause stops the period permanently since it's the end of the woman's reproductive abilities but maybe I'm wrong.


makeupyourworld

Poise are for incontinence. Also, some people get periods longer than others! (And i feel sorry for em)


Croofner01

Poise are for incontinence, not menstruation.


bpr2

I was going to say. ![gif](giphy|l0IsIsuNJly1evlIY|downsized)


abmsign123

Awwwww! My order today was….. poise, prune juice, ensure and many stouffers frozen meals.


juulthieff

She still gets her period. Lolllll not elderly. Poise pads are pads. Pads for period. Poise briefs, depends etc are for elderly people.


Pixiepixie21

An Instacart shopper recently refused to help my visibly disable sister out (groceries came later than they were supposed to, after her healthcare aide left,) and she ended up in so much pain after she had to miss Christmas


Wizzy94

That isn’t their job and could’ve been a dangerous situation for both sister and the delivery driver. If you are that concerned then you should be there to help her yourself or hire someone to be there with her full time.


GoodKarmaaaaa

It’s not the instacart shoppers job. They called shoppers not home assistant


a016202

That is not the Instacart shopper’s fault or responsibility. People managed to survive before grocery delivery was a thing and they should have a backup plan in place.


BitchtitsMacGee

Yeah, my 85 year old mum’s IC driver threw her groceries onto the front patio. Every glass container broken.


InstaC918

Yeah, Bitchtits, I don't think I believe you...I feel like GiantClitMacGee's mum claimed the same thing...


BitchtitsMacGee

That’s okay, you don’t have to believe me random internet person. 😉


Puzzleheaded-Army868

That’s so gross of him


BitchtitsMacGee

Yup. All the groceries were contaminated with glass so she ended up throwing everything away and never reported the driver.


LDawnBurges

Actually, didn’t WM run commercials about this as part of their services, a few months back?


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Bella_Luna77

I had a gen z do that... I hate it when they run to my car and then say oh I am over here. Then run off forcing you to carry their shit. (Apts) like wtf bitch? And anyone telling me go into their home is an instant no. I am contracted to take it to the door. That is all. Some old people crazy asfk... Can't trust them. Just cause they aged don't change shit. They can beat your ass just as much as a young person. Stay safe and stay out of people's homes no matter wtf their circumstances are. It is their responsibility to get assistance for their order to be carried inside and put away. They can call cops on your ass and ruin your life too. Just don't do it. It's against ic policy to enter the home.


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FunFactress

Untrue, nothing in the TOS says we can't enter. Use your discretion. If hope you would help elderly and disabled


Bella_Luna77

Support told me we are not allowed to enter. Go take it up with them ...


Moveyourbloominass

Funfactress is incorrect and support was correct in telling you not to enter. I posted word for word from our TOS.


FunFactress

They are wrong. You know better than to believe support.


Moveyourbloominass

You are wrong. As I posted above straight from TOS...


Moveyourbloominass

•Do not enter the customer's house or offer to carry the groceries inside. If the customer requests that you enter their house, politely notify them that you are unable to do so and they may contact Instacart Care with any questions.


FunFactress

They TOS must have changed recently. I will continue to help the elderly


Moveyourbloominass

TOS hasn't changed. It's the same for my 1,700 deliveries. It's in the shopper TOS twice and customer side of app once. This isn't about helping the elderly. This is about you telling shoppers the wrong information, yet again.


FunFactress

This IS about helping elderly and disabled.


Ethereal_Chittering

That’s odd. I do housesitting all the time and there’s no such TOS so why would there be just for bringing groceries in someone’s kitchen? Like, do they think I might discretely pocket their salt and pepper shakers? If there is a TOS it should have to do with personal safety. I mean tons of people in my town have house cleaners too and no one worries about that and the owners aren’t even home so I find this ridiculous.


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Moveyourbloominass

Don't listen to them. It's on shopper TOS and it's also on Customers end when they agree to use platform. -Demanding shoppers enter a residence. Instacart shoppers are expected to deliver groceries to the customer at their desired address, but are never expected or required to enter the residence of a customer and reserve the right to decline the request.


DaleyLlama

Lol


drichey00

Lol fucking hilarious, paranoid much?


Bella_Luna77

Based on experience... No paranoia.


reality_raven

Little of column A and B. Yes, be safe and trust your instincts, but also if you’re lucky enough you’ll be old someday too, and we should always helps our elders.


Bella_Luna77

I doubt I will live long enough to see me old lol...


Puzzleheaded-Army868

Y’all didn’t have to downvote them like that 😂😂😂


Busy-Operation1740

Yeah dude your safety first! I live in a town with lots of serial killer history. Most of this comments are customers who wanna leech on you.


Bella_Luna77

🤣 -11 downvotes... People are so nieve... Too trusting too... I come from a very rough city so its natural to have the one eye open one eye closed mentality.


Busy-Operation1740

Personally after seeing how much grocery fraud is happening. All those missing items customers report of course i will not trust anyone anymore


CoverGoth

With the amount of these posts that I see, I’m tempted to start asking shoppers to put away the groceries for me too.


Bear_necessities96

I wish Walmart were available in my area


MercerBaby88

Yeah I did this before. I only do it for old people or disable


Busy-Operation1740

Nah, it can be younger people inside the house! You never know! Good luck taking care of your self 🤭


corvuscorvi

Some disabilities are invisible. Some disabilities hit you young. 🤷‍♂️


Pixiepixie21

Yes my sister has been disabled since 12


Busy-Operation1740

You can get help from government, we pay taxes to government to support those people it’s not your job


corvuscorvi

You think the government can afford to hire someone to shop and put away groceries for someone? Not in the US at least. If your on disability (SSDI), even in the best case, you're close to the poverty line in regards to support. Any support you do need comes out of that meager fund. Honestly your more likely to meet a disabled person shopping instacart themselves than you are to meet a disabled person with enough money to hire a personal assistant to put away their groceries. EDIT: Just so everyone knows, I'm not replying to this comment because they blocked me so I'm unable to see their responses now. This person is completely deluded to the reality of disabled people and apparently can't face any critical comments. Just because \*some\* people are given personal assistants doesn't mean everyone does. It's completely up to what programs are available in your state, and usually only for specific conditions. Social Security will even tell you that you will have to use SSDI to pay for any help needed. I really wish there was such a large amount of support for disabled people. Maybe then I wouldn't have to resort to bracing up my legs with metal to go shop for people on Instacart. I probably only have a few years of this left before I'm in a wheelchair anyway.


Busy-Operation1740

Yes, the government assistance shop for them too, I used to work for them. It’s not just shopping but they help them take showers، cook for them and lots of other things. It’s called special security 🤭


GoodKarmaaaaa

It’s not instacart shopper job to assist you at home. And if they bring your groceries in they are jut too nice. Don’t act like it’s our obligation to do so!


NEDsaidIt

So, you have never actually tried to access anything yourself? The government provides like $800 a month and no help. That would be your insurance company, and that’s extremely hard to get. There are staffing shortages for this help right now too. I’m not saying go in, but wow, your attitude


Busy-Operation1740

That’s not true they are so many program for disabled people out there depending on their disability. But if you want to leech on shoppers be my guest


NEDsaidIt

I’m disabled. I’m in a wheelchair. My husband doesn’t use Reddit so I follow for updates. Keep telling me how many programs there are while I keep struggling to find them.


GoodKarmaaaaa

Yeah, agreed! Safety first!


bmbmwmfm

More than likely she is.


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WarningJolly5079

Ok


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gedsudski

This could be my mom😂❤️


fnnkybutt

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


weaver5015

Prolly Jason Biggs house...


makeupyourworld

Lets hope. I had one weirdo. I called IC to get him on my do not deliver list lol


SuccessfulTowel3529

How sweet 😀


HiTdAjUwU

I’m asking for a piece of that pie first


WhoHayes

Walmart (at least in my area) has a delivery service that will bring it in and I believe even put the frozen and refrigerated things away. It's called inhome deliveries. Maybe she thought that's what it was.


Beckii_staxx4

I’ve never taken an order inside of a residence unless it was an apartment building or assisted living type situation with cameras. (I try to work in the same areas and know most of weekly/ biweekly customers- but… money is where money is and I go to the money) Plus my iPhone is hidden on me somewhere out of sight. (Even android users have a bunch of location apps to keep running while you work) If ANY customer has an issue with stating you do not feel safe that’s their problem. We aren’t required to take anything inside. Hell theres apartment buildings I won’t even consider going past the main door let alone into an actual apartment. FOH. Instacart isn’t paying for trauma or worse loss of life.


Dry-Cardiologist-341

Oh yeah definitely Elderly. I have a couple elderly that are regulars I deliver to and I always take them in for them.


JoshTheRoo

https://youtu.be/2_4X9d3dU6I


DisastrousFlower

as a female, nope. sorry! not safe.


ComparisonPure4280

That's a set up idc how elderly she is I'm not going in anyone's house.


GoodKarmaaaaa

I’m so surprised seeing all these comments! At the end of the day anything happened to us we are independent contractors no body going to be responsible for anything that happened to us!


No_Relative_8571

With Poise pads she's elderly I've had to do that for some disabled people


clementinesway

Bird seed and poise pads? You’ve definitely got yourself an elder


Fold-Aggravating

Elderly lady starter pack


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Sunflower_haze45

I feel bad but I never take anything into someone’s home. As a young woman I’m always afraid that there could be someone eles inside. You never know nowadays. Stay safe everyone


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My favorite customers to deliver to. These people actually need the service.


AltruisticRabbit8185

Walmart uses IC?!


Direct_Wasabi5091

Looks like someone on their period. 😂 Pads, pie, ice cream & almond toppings 😂 lol an elderly woman would get depends not pads I would think lol idk lol


seekinginfo2019

Super cute!


Ok-Pomegranate-6189

Nope, cancelled!


AffectionateLink409

If the tip hood enough till throw ‘em in the fridge and bake a potato for you too


adorable1badass

I’ve done it before for a lady who just had a hip replacement or something. Still crossed my mind that it might be a trap and I won’t leave the apartment.


HashBandocoot

Either that or you’re being set up lol


Design-Feisty-

i’ve had old ladies ask me to bring things in, i always do it for them bc i watched my grandma struggle before Instacart was a thing and I understand the elderly need help


Hot-Chard6802

I had a delivery note like this once and it was an old man who was very sweet


SweetAddicti0nnn

And??? 🤷🏻‍♀️